08x05 - Episode 5

[bunniefuu]

[music playing]

NARRATOR: Previously on "Big Brother ."

The alliance of Kail, Mike, Nick, and Zach

targeted two girls who wouldn't retaliate.

I nominated Amber and Carol.

NARRATOR: And Carol's rival was more than pleased.

Yeah, I feel great about Carol being a nominee,

because somebody could totally get it

taken care of before I have to.

NARRATOR: In the end, it was a landslide.

By a vote of to one--

Carol, you have been evicted from the Big Brother house.

NARRATOR: And Jessica's rival was sent packing.

[clapping]

Well, goodbye, guys.

NARRATOR: Meanwhile, Jen got on everyone's nerves.

I want to cry.

That's the ugliest picture I've ever seen.

Like, it's like, really bad lighting,

and a really bad angle.

I've never taken a worse picture.

It's horrible.

NARRATOR: Again--

Like, if I see "Jenius," or "Jenuine," like, one more time,

I'm going to commit suicide, literally.

NARRATOR: And again--

I don't know--

You cannot be serious right now.

You are so full of--

I want to know what I did.

You were such a b*tch to me that first night.

NARRATOR: And again.

What the [muted] are you talking about?

Oh, guys.

When did I try and kiss you on the mouth?

That's not what I said.

NARRATOR: At the Head of Household competition,

the last person the house wanted to control.

JULIE: Congratulations, Jen.

You are the new Head of Household.

NARRATOR: Who will Jen nominate for eviction?

And who do you want Eric, America's Player,

to try to get nominated?

Find out tonight on "Big Brother ."

[theme music]

JULIE: By a vote of to one--

Ooh.

JULIE: Carol, you have been evicted

from the Big Brother house.

Oh, I love you guys.

I think Carol was very sad when she walked

out the door, because nobody wants

to be the first person evicted.

It's almost kind of like a slap in the face.

Too bad, so sad.

As a Head of Household, I definitely

accomplished my goal.

Our alliance wanted Carol out of the house,

and sure enough, Carol left.

Amber knew previously that I was going

to be voting for Carol, and when it was just me,

she knew it was still just me.

So she was like, yeah, whatever.

Obviously, what's she gonna say, so.

All right, well, you guys enjoy.

Bye, Carol.

Bye, Carol. [clapping]

Good luck!

Bye, Carol.

Bye, guys.

Congratulations, Amber.

It's amazing that people voted for me,

and I feel like God put me on the chopping block

this week to make me realize I am much stronger than sometimes

I give myself credit for.

Baby, oh.

I'm gloriously overjoyed that Amber is able to stay

in the house this week.

She's my alliance partner right now.

Woo!

Amber staying in the game is of course beneficial to me.

I can trust Amber through and through,

all the way to the end.

She's like number two.

Danielle's number one, Amber's number two.

Hey guys, her picture--

Oh!

Oh, no way.

Oh!

Oh my gosh!

Is this for real?

Seeing Carol walk out of the door, it was sad,

and it gave you the feeling, the finality of wow,

this is really a game.

You know, people will be leaving,

and her picture's in black and white.

I hope you're not mad at me 'cause I'm the only person

that didn't vote for you.

I am voting to evict Amber.

No I had a --

I felt, I thought--

I mean, no offense, but like, why would have I voted for you

if I didn't talk to you before.

Plus it always sucks when you don't get any votes,

you know what I mean?

Yeah, well, I didn't--

Like, for her.

Yeah, I didn't really consider that.

But that's a good way, I should have said that.

[laughs]

That would have made me look nicer.

JULIE: Moving on to our tie breaker question.

How many gallons of water does the spinning tea

cup in the backyard hold?

Well, because of the entrance, the Big Brother teacup

holds nine gallons of water, which

means congratulations, Jen.

Woo!

JULIE: You are the new Head of Household.

[laughing]

What?

Like, seriously?

Woo!

That's funny.

[laughing]

Um, she's the only one I was really--

I didn't want to get.

Ah.

We did it.

I was so happy.

I know I didn't do a very good job containing myself,

I'm just so glad now that I was nice to her, and we won,

[clapping]

There's a door on the teacup, what a brilliant technicality

to bring into the mix, to make the person who is the biggest

idiot and guesses the lowest freaking number,

because they're a moron, have no spatial perception--

wins the HoH competition?

I am sick of people being rewarded

for stupidity in this country.

Jeez Louise.

Yes.

I don't think Jen can define the word strategy,

so I think that she'll definitely

be taking it personally.

Now we're going to see who's real

and who's not, because everybody who made fun of her all week

is probably going to start kissing her butt.

Good job, though.

Props, girl.

Oh my gosh.

I had no idea.

Un-- [bleep ] believable, the one person

in the [muted] damn place.

It is what it is, I'll deal.

It ain't over, I'm not stressing.

If I came in here thinking for one minute that there was--

I was going to go through this entire thing

without ever going on the block, you know, I'd be lying to you.

So who do you think it's going to be, me and Danielle?

Or me and you?

Yeah, I have no idea.

Don't be nervous.

I think 'cause I hang out with Nick more that she does,

that it really makes her angry.

I'm not a jealous person, I don't care.

I don't play the stupid catty girl games at all.

And Jen, on the other hand, does.

I needed to get it, though.

We're you thinking as the teacup as a whole.

No, I wasn't thinking about it at all.

I just was writing down a number.

No one out there has any idea who would be safe or not,

so I'm the only one that gets to be safe.

HoH.

You need the new bikini, HoH across the--

I am worried.

You never know what the Head of Household's going to do.

In this case scenario, you really don't

know what she's going to do.

[music playing]

No I'm not, not at all, to be honest with you.

As much arguments as we have, like,

I wasn't planning on nominating him, because why would

I care if he's here or not.

Other than that he's rude.

- It is what it is. - It's just funny.

It's all coming in.

I think she would be stupid if she didn't put me up,

to be honest with you.

Hopefully whoever I'm up against, I'll have the votes.

So we'll see.

We've got to get through this week, get up here.

She goes, "So not knowing like, worked in my favor."

[laughing]

She like, wants to m*rder my dad in his sleep,

so that's an obvious.

And then, she hates me 'cause she's jealous,

'cause I hang out with Nick.

See, I think she might put up a guy.

I think she might put up Nick.

She will not put up Nick.

No way.

Mm-mm.

That's like, so important.

So important.

It's going to be brutal.

[music playing]

I've worn like, outfits.

Getting better at this.

Like, yesterday and today like, my first time ever--

put eyeliner.

I, I-- I swear, we should make a drinking game.

Every time, says I, I drink.

The robot that is Jen likes to talk

about herself, quite a bit.

It's all about the I, it's all about Jen.

Like, I'm fine not wearing makeup,

but then like, if everyone else wears makeup,

it's like I have to.

[ding] Because otherwise I [ding]

look like the-- the ugly girl.

But if everyone doesn't wear makeup,

I'm totally [ding] cool with that too.

[laughing]

Doesn't matter really what the topic of conversation

is, it always revolves around herself.

What's up boys?

I can't go to sleep.

Yeah, why go to sleep?

I'm freaking-- [ding] I'll [ding] be up for days.

Now my body's like, aah!

We do it directly in front of her face,

we engage her in conversation, and the girl has no idea.

I mean, she is the most oblivious thing walking around

in this house, I swear to God.

You don't even have a mirror there.

You're just plucking away.

[laughing]

I'll come back.

[ding] Like, no eyebrows.

Well, 'cause I know that like [ding] if there's hairs here,

then they need to go.

Like I don't [ding] shape my eyebrows,

they're just naturally shaped this way

except for a couple strays.

Do you do maintenance on your eyebrows regularly?

Nope.

I pluck [ding] whenever I see a stray hair.

There's a lot of them, I haven't [ding]

plucked since I've [ding] been here, I don't think.

I've done this before, and yeah, I used to do that.

I know that famous person.

I.

I think that being perfect is something that I should

really try and strive for.

You got a date tonight?

- No. - For the hammock?

Think I'd show up to a date [ding] looking like this?

Dude, my stomach hurts.

Oh my God.

[laughing]

Oh my God, you guys.

I lost it there for a second.

That was too much.

[laughing]

[music playing]

Yay, who wants to see my head of household room?

Who wants to see?

Woo!

Oh no, I'm so nerv--

I'm like, nervous for everyone to see my pictures.

Evel, you're not coming?

Why am I going to go up to the Head of Household?

I don't care about this girl.

The sight of her, and the sound of her voice

irritates the [muted] out of me.

She just wants to attention, attention, attention.

I'm not gonna give it to her.

It'll be great for me if she drowns in the bathtub,

to be honest with you.

Aye, k*ll me now.

[imitates g*nsh*t]

Fail, Evel's not coming.

Weird.

OK, ready?

Yay!

I'm like, so nervous to see this.

[music playing]

Oh, how fun.

Oh, cool!

Wow.

Oh my God, that's so ridiculous.

I don't know who gave these pictures.

Those are my brothers, and my dad, and my step mom.

That's very embarrassing.

.

[laughing]

I'm so upset with my pictures.

Why?

'Cause I don't have any of my friends or anything and my kids

that are nearly four.

I was actually kind of disappointed in the pictures.

[music playing]

I was definitely expecting more recent pictures.

There was a picture of me from my st birthday--

I'm .

So I was like, kind of--

that sucked.

I mean, I don't need pictures of my family.

I just need one.

You know?

So that was good times.

Congratulations.

You've got good stuff.

I know, I'm really upset with the pictures, actually.

Why?

I wish I could have them taken down.

No, it's not a bad look.

I'm really upset with all of them, to be quite honest.

The girl is so self-centered.

She just is self-absorbed, and she can't help it.

Like, that is horrible picture.

Oh, Jen.

Oh no, that's my favorite one of you.

The picture I took down was of me and my mom.

I have no makeup.

Like, I can't believe that picture's even up.

Like, I have so many better pictures.

It hurt my heart to know that she did not

want the only picture that was selected with her and her mom

in it, because she didn't think she looked good.

I'm not impressed, Big Brother.

[music playing]

So everybody started kind of filtering out of the room,

and I was hanging around in the chair for a minute,

because I just wanted two seconds with Jen.

That's all I want, because it's pretty much all I can tolerate.

Jen.

Yeah.

What in the world could I possibly do for you

to get you to put Dustin up?

[laughs]

Why would you want that?

You're the first opportunity we've

had to go after the three.

I came to remind her that, hey, we're

going to try to put out those original three people who

came downstairs-- which would be Evel d*ck, Jessica, and Dustin?

You know how I feel about Dustin,

and he's real close to Amber, too.

Yeah.

Well, but think about who he'd go against,

and who would go home.

You know what I mean?

If they stayed.

It's a lot to think about.

Yeah.

I have a lot of options.

You're a wild card.

I have a ton of options.

Joe is not to be trusted ever.

Like, he thought maybe he was going to go up,

so he thought he would take that off of him.

I can tell what he's doing.

He really should be watching out for himself.

Let's do shoulders.

K. Standing shoulder press?

Uh-huh.

Yep.

?

Sounds good to me.

Mike and I have started lifting weights together.

Just because, you know, we're about the same size,

and you know, we do about the same amount of weight.

God, you guys are powerhouses.

Mike and Nick were working out, so Dustin and I decided

to make fun of them, obviously.

From Austria, Magnus von Vagnusson.

And from Croatia, Kragnus von Vagnus.

Magnus and Kragnus are competing for the world's

strongest man competition.

Let's tell you a little history about the Kragnus here.

His mother died during birth, because he was

born with a full set of teeth.

[laughing]

Let's watch Magnus in motion.

Ohh!

Magnus has got a good grip on the rod,

he knows how to grip rod well.

Look at this.

It's like baking a cake fo Magnus here.

[laughing]

Magnus has it all in his ankles, he can just lift up with his--

with his little toes.

So many people look up the Kragnus.

Kragnus says, "I don't care, I'm just Kragnus.

That's all I can do."

Magnus has two giant tattoos on his butt--

A W and a W on each cheek.

- What does that stand for? - Wow.

Wow.

Oh.

[laughing]

Both Kragnus and Magnus both have seven wives.

Three of them are men.

[laughing]

It's really tough to lift when you

have a couple of knuckleheads trying to make you laugh.

Kragnus and Magnus build army with super sperm.

[laughing]

Magnus has got to get five more to tie Kragnus.

[music playing]

I can't even do anymore.

Oh, he did not beat Kragnus.

Magnus is the loser.

Kragnus is win victorious.

[music playing]

You should-- you should close your eyes right now.

Close your eyes.

No.

And put your hand out.

No.

Close your eyes and put your hand out.

Close your eyes.

No.

It's probably-- no.

It's a booger.

It probably is.

OK, just put your hand out.

No.

What, you don't even want it?

Fine.

You don't get it, then.

Good.

You had your chance.

I don't know where Danielle and I are at.

We got a little flirtatious thing going on,

but I don't know if it's going to go farther than that.

You want to put your hand out again?

No.

Because there's something in my hand

that I was going to give to you, but--

Garbage?

It's not garbage.

It's something I don't want.

It's something you want.

What's that?

Trust me, it's something you want.

Yeah right.

I think of all the people in the house,

that I kind of connect with Nick the most.

I don't know, he's fun to hang around with.

Every time you have a smile on your face,

it's more than likely you're thinking of me.

Says you.

And every time you're frowning,

I think you're thinking of your boyfriend.

You're just so stupid.

[giggling]

Shut up.

Put your hand out.

No.

Come on.

That, my lady, is the key to Nick's heart.

I'll treasure it forever.

You're welcome.

I did give her the key to my heart.

It's-- it's actually the key to my suitcase, but it's doubling

as the key to my heart in here.

I'm speechless.

Uh-huh, yeah.

Again.

It's kind of a big deal.

I can see why you're speechless.

My flirting with Danielle is real.

She's someone I want to definitely get to know more.

The longer I stay in here with you,

the more you're gonna fall in love with me.

[music playing]

You have a huge decision.

Yeah.

You might want to pick someone who's coming in after you.

Right, which is like, kind of a lot of people.

I mean, I feel like people that % put me

up would be Danielle and Evel.

- Evel for sure. - But I have no idea.

And you know what, maybe what if I didn't?

I mean, I know maybe he's going after me.

But at the same time, what's the odds of Danielle or Evel

winning a contest?

I mean, logically.

Well, Danielle won the POV.

Yeah, but you know what I mean.

- That's true though. - Like, come on.

Bet you picked her because you thought she wouldn't win,

I'm guessing.

Yeah.

[laughing]

But then, it's like, I don't want to take any more

girls out, because the guys really do have like the power,

and you know what I mean?

Like, if we keep taking girls out, like, that's just dumb.

You're right.

Like, I kind of want to put up two guys.

How about Joe and Dustin?

Like, oh my God, Joe already was like, trying to like,

work me over.

Oh, he's already talked to you.

- Already, yeah, he's like-- - And what did he--

He's like if you put Dustin up, I'll do anything.

Like, anyone who believes Joe is an idiot.

Then, see, I was also thinking about putting Nick up.

But then, it's like, who would go home?

I don't know, because people obviously

think Nick would be-- guys might be annoyed that he

flirts with all the girls.

The girls might get annoyed and think he should

go home because of that too.

So it's like, you don't know what'll happen.

I don't want my alliance to be nominated this week.

As soon as I heard Nick come out of Jens' mouth,

I decided I'd better let her know that she has more options,

and she didn't have to use Nick.

What about Jessica?

Logically, who would Jessica put up if--

if she was HoH, let's think about it.

She'd put you and Danielle up.

- 'Cause we're the girls? - You girls are the hottest.

I'm scared to put girls.

If she's gonna come after you, you need to go after her.

Yeah.

Gosh, you've got so many options.

I know, that's the thing.

But it's like, what's best for me

and everyone else that's in my like, select few.

Your circle.

I definitely listen to what Kail has to say,

but I'm definitely going to protect myself first.

[music playing]

It's time for the food competition!

Let's all go outside.

[music playing]

Oh my God.

Walked outside, and it looks like we have a classic sort

of game show set.

So divide up into two teams, blue and red.

We all decided it was a team of six

guys versus five girls and Joe.

As always, I'm too fabulous for the men,

so I'm on the women's team.

All right, house guests, welcome to the new hit

game show, "Name That Pie."

Yeah!

[cheering]

Each pie contains two ingredients

from the game board.

In each round, one contestant from each team

will step up to the podium, and challenge their competitor

to name the two ingredients of a pie

in the least amount of bites.

The house guest willing to name a pie

in the fewest amount of bites will have the chance

to earn a point for their team.

If after your last bites, you can't name that pie,

the other team will earn the point for the round.

First team to reach seven points wins the game.

The losers will be eating Big Brother slop.

[music playing]

If I'm on slop again, I don't know what I'm going to do.

I get so drained, and so tired when I'm on slop,

because I don't eat the slop, because it's disgusting.

It's time to Name That Pie.

All right, Jameka, what do you bid?

I can name that pie in five bites.

Name that pie.

When I took my bite out of the pie,

I knew automatically it was bacon.

The other substance, I wasn't too sure.

Bacon and banana.

[ding]

Yay!

[cheering]

Jameka!

Yay!

Banana and bacon pie is not a good pie.

Amber and Dustin, take your spots.

Amber!

Mmm, that just smells good.

Dustin, you have the first bid.

I can name that pie in five bites.

I can name that pie in four bites.

Name that pie!

[cheering]

I took a spoonful, and it's like--

[chewing]

You're like, tasting, and smelling,

and looking up at the board.

And you're like, oh my God.

Lemon and-- uhh.

Sweet potato?

[buzzer]

Yeah!

Yeah!

[cheering]

Sorry, Amber, good try.

The correct answer was potato and pineapple.

The blue team got one point.

[growling]

Kail, you have the first bid.

I can name that pie in five bites.

Eric?

Well, Jen, I can name that pie in four.

Name that pie!

All right, Eric you got four bites.

Mm.

As you're going through it, you're

just scanning through the ingredients,

thinking, "Dear God, what in Sam Hill can this even be?"

I knew it was meat, I knew it was fruit,

but the rest is blank.

Gonna have to say, that was some Spam and fig.

[buzzer]

[cheering]

Yeah!

Yeah, Eric, yeah!

Two red, one blue.

[ding]

I can name pie in five bites.

I can name that pie in four bites.

Go, name that pie.

[cheering]

It was absolutely disgusting.

It was the nastiest thing I think

I've ever been in my mouth.

Spam and pomegranate.

[buzzer]

[cheering]

That's OK, no big deal.

Psh, psh, very nice.

Very nice.

Name that pie!

Word.

Come on, Zach, eat it up!

Come on, Zach!

Come on, Zach!

Come on, Zach!

Wow, four bites, that's all you can do it in?

Are you sure you can name that pie, Zach?

I knew that my strategy for going up against Zach

was merely to make him eat the pie

and then taunt the hell out of him.

Is it venison and mint?

[buzzer]

Woo!

Good job.

And sure enough, it worked.

Name that pie!

Is it carrot and cheese?

[ding]

[cheering]

Name that pie!

Sweet potato and liquorice?

[ding]

Yeah!

[cheering]

All right.

I can name that pie in four bites.

Well, Amber, because you look like the sample lady

at the grocery store, name that pie!

Salmon and blueberry.

[ding]

Yeah!

[cheering]

Red team is two points away from winning.

Next up, Kail and Eric.

I can name that pie in five bites.

No, no you cannot.

Name that pie.

Delicious.

Oh, she loves it.

Black beans and peach.

[buzzer]

Yeah!

What'd I tell you?

What'd I tell you?

What'd I tell you?

I can name that pie in three bites.

Name that pie, Nick.

Tuna and jelly beans?

[ding]

[cheering]

It is now red and blue, both tied at five points.

I believe I can name that pie in three.

Name that pie, Joe.

[music playing]

Is it clams and zucchini?

[buzzer]

Goose egg!

[cheering]

Blue team, you need one more point to win the game.

Hoo-rah.

Red team, you need this point to stay in the game,

or you will be on slop.

There was a lot of tension.

We knew that one of us was going to win

it or lose it right then.

I can name that pie in five bites.

Good one.

I can name that pie in four bites.

Name that pie.

[cheering]

Danielle, name that pie in four bites.

There was so much pressure on me,

because I don't want to be the person to make us lose.

Take your time, Danielle.

Danielle, you have one more bite.

And if you get it wrong, you'll be on slop for the week,

and the blue team will win.

Ew.

It's pickle, it's pickle.

It's pickle.

Pickle and tofu.

[buzzer]

Yeah!

[cheering]

The answer to that pie is pickle and clam

We're pretty happy.

But honestly, I'm feeling concerned for some

of the other people who, this is their second week

on slop in a row.

Congratulations blue team, you have won.

Red team--

Woo-hoo!

That means that you are on slop for this week.

[cheering]

It sucked, another week of slop.

It couldn't get worse than that, after having Jen be HoH.

Did I want them on slop?

Of course not.

I know how hard of a time she had on the slop.

I'm sorry, I really am.

[music playing]

Very curious to see what this has to say.

Who should Eric try to get nominated for eviction?

I'm excited to see who America wants out of here.

I also think that'll give some insight

into maybe some of the things America is

getting to see that I am not.

Oh-oh.

Oh, man!

America wants me to target Jessica.

Honestly, the thought never even crossed

my mind for a millisecond.

It's very interesting, very interesting.

She certainly is someone that I wouldn't be targeting.

I'm in the spirit of anything you throw my way.

I want to be the best America's Player possible.

[music playing]

What's going on?

I wanted to talk to you about Jessica.

I had this weird like, sort of vibe from her today.

I don't know why.

I really had thought she was fairly down to earth,

but something just gave me the impression today that she was

definitely like, totally up to something,

and she's just trying to play the like, "Oh, I'm so stupid

and I talked to the sun, and I'm Ret*rded,

so people just glance by it."

And I have this whole theory.

It all stems from Carol.

I think she [muted] hated Carol, and then she

played it off like it was no big deal, nothing between them

or whatever.

'Cause Carol told me that first off, too, she's like,

"Jessica's gonna have it out for you, 'cause she

wants to be the hot chick."

And I'm like, what?

She is up to a lot more than she's letting on to.

I was surprised to hear that.

I definitely am going to think about it a lot

before I actually make any sort of decision.

I felt like it went really well.

That was America's directive to me,

and you know, I put my best foot forward, you know?

[music playing]

I just wanted to talk to you, 'cause I'm trying to figure

out like, what-- what are you--

I don't know.

Just throw it, who's ever on top your head.

You can do whatever the [muted] you want, you're a grown woman.

Well, it sucks, because like, when we first started, like,

I thought I was going to be like, just close with you.

And then like, just kind of like, pretend like,

whatever with everyone else.

And then I was just like, annoyed.

You know?

I mean, obviously I'm good at figuring things out,

and I'm not like, stupid.

Like I don't care what anyone thinks.

But I was just bothered, because I

thought that we really did have something,

and then it was like--

it was like, just disappeared.

And then you turned like-- you were hanging out with Danielle.

And so it did bother me.

Yep.

It's like, uncomfortable.

I hang out with Danielle, yes.

But I hang out with Jameka, I hang out with Zach.

Everyone knows that you and Danielle like, hang

out, obviously too much, and you sneak

away together all the time.

Like, it's not like--

It's not like--

she's got a boyfriend.

It's not like I'm sneaking away with her

and we're moaning up, and having sexual intercourse with--

you know?

Like I said, I'm a flirt.

Like, hanging out in their bed, like, that's too much.

Why is it bothering you, though, because like--

I don't know, it doesn't-- I mean, whatever.

Like--

Because I could care less if people

are hanging out with other people, and like,

I could care less.

I know.

That's just how I am.

Whatever.

You're over it, you think you're that-- that smooth?

Yeah.

Yeah.

I was almost just thinking of like, maybe putting up like,

the most negative people.

Like, so that way it's like, not like, a negative influence

on the house.

Mm-hmm.

You're pretty negative.

Yeah, but whatever.

I'm not going to try and sway you one way or the other.

If you want to put me up, that's fine.

Mm.

That's your own-- that's your own secret.

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[snoring]

Did you notice I just got here?

[laughing]

I just didn't want to tell you, like, need to get ready.

I don't want to take my hair out of the towel,

'cause then I'll have to do something with it.

Jen comes into the room and just starts in really,

really loud.

[laughing ]

And I'm like, you know, shut up.

And I rolled over, and she kept on.

I usually don't like, blow dry it or anything.

But like, I feel like for today I will.

Just thought I'd let you know.

[laughing]

Dude I hate that chick so much, I just can't even stand--

What if that was your daughter?

If my daughter was that self-involved

and self-absorbed, I really made some mistakes as a parent.

Even worse than I already have.

Me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me.

I, my, my, my, my, my, my.

Oh, you're playing chess?

Well look at my chest.

[laughing]

That's going to be my cracking point, her in that room.

I think you guys can smooth it out.

I think you guys could start dating.

I would put my [muted] in a meat grinder first.

[laughing]

If you don't start being considerate of other people

besides yourself, I'm going to make you the most

miserable b*tch in this house.

Oh dear.

And I'm not kidding.

What did I do?

You sat down right next to me, and you

started blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah--

In there?

While I'm sleeping, yes.

You don't even realize it, because you're such an--

Oh, because they yelled at us.

Inconsiderate b*tch, OK?

No, like--

Pull your head out of your a*s and start looking at

other people besides yourself.

- Maybe you didn't hear, but-- - OK?

Blah, blah, blah.

Shut up and listen for a minute.

I just did.

No, you didn't.

You never stop talking once.

All you do is talk about yourself.

OK, so right when I got in there--

yes, I'm talking about myself--

I will wake you up every single night when I go to bed.

I will do everything I can to make you the most

miserable b*tch in the house.

Start thinking about somebody besides yourself.

And there's no conversation that comes

out of your mouth that doesn't center around your self.

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Hi.

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One of my duties as Head of Household

is to nominate two people for eviction.

I was expecting to be up on the block at least three

or four times while I'm here.

I'm not going to stress it, I'm not gonna freak out.

[laughing]

Am I worried about it?

No, not at all.

I definitely could be in there with nominations.

My name might have been brought up by a couple of people

to Jenn.

If she did put me up, then it's all about jealousy.

I'm extremely nervous that today could be possibly

the worst day of my life ever!

Jen's an idiot, but not so much of an idiot

that she wouldn't nominate me.

I think everyone has been trying to influence me, even

though like, I kind of know, or have

known what I'm going to do.

I think that the other house guests are going to probably

be happy about my nominations.

I'm not scared at all.

Everyone knows I pretty much get along with her,

so I'm really just not that worried.

I don't think there's really consequences for me.

I think that it will show these people that I'm

nominating that they should be more pleasant,

and be better people.

And then that way, they would have better lives.

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So this is the nomination ceremony.

As HoH, I have to nominate two people for eviction this week.

I've nominated people that I think bring the most

negative energy into our house.

I always am very positive, outgoing,

and I think that some people bring the rest of us down.

So I would just like to not have them here.

That's, I guess, it.

Jameka, you are safe.

Thank you, Jen.

Kail, you are safe.

Thank you, Jen.

Mike, you are safe.

Thanks, Jen.

Zach.

Thank you, Jen.

Nick, you are safe.

Jessica.

You are safe.

Thanks, Jen.

Amber, you are safe.

Thanks.

This is the first time I've done this, so it feels good.

Dustin, you are safe.

Eric, you are safe.

Joe, you are safe.

Thank you, Jen.

I have nominated you, Danielle,

and you, d*ck, for eviction.

I have nominated both of you for somewhat of the same reason.

I feel that both of you together cause

negative atmosphere for everyone,

because it's like, awkward to be around.

As you guys are awkward, I'm sure, together yourself.

Negative sarcasm, like, it's really like,

rubbing off on the entire house.

And I think it started with you, Danielle.

And I just think that we'd be a happier place

without negative vibes.

This meeting is adjourned.

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I think that Jen's speech was an absolute load of crap.

To say that I have a negative impact on the house

was just a blatant lie.

It's the way she's going to play the game, that's fine,

bring it on.

And I am ready to play, so she should definitely watch out.

I definitely think that Jen is jealous of Danielle.

I think that Jen is jealous of anybody who might take

the limelight away from her.

If Evel yells at me, as I'm expecting,

I will just smile, and probably shrug my shoulder,

and get in the Jacuzzi.

Am I going to campaign against my daughter?

No.

My whole goal is to keep us both in the house.

Hey America, sorry, I totally tried to get Jessica nominated.

Did the best I could, there's always the veto,

so we'll see what happens.

NARRATOR: Who will win the power of veto?

And will they use it to save either Danielle

or d*ck from eviction?

And will Eric complete his assignments

as America's Player?

Find out Tuesday at :/: Central on "Big Brother ."

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