08x32 - Episode 32

[bunniefuu]

[theme music]

NARRATOR: Previously on "Big Brother "--

d*ck, Daniele, and Zach battled it out in the final three part

head of household competition.

[water rushing]

NARRATOR: And part one came down to d*ck versus Zach.

Come on!

[muted] Say something!

[thunder strike]

NARRATOR: In one of the most grueling endurance challenges

in "Big Brother" history--

Good job, Zach.

This ain't easy, man.

NARRATOR: --Daniele tried to urge her dad on.

Just hang in there, you're OK.

NARRATOR: But after more than seven hours,

it was too much for him to handle.

[metal clanging]

NARRATOR: Father and daughter were

forced to face off against each other in Round Two.

d*ck, you won the second part of the HOH competition.

NARRATOR: Setting the stage for Zach and d*ck

to do battle once again in the Final Round.

JULIE: Are you both ready?

Let's go.

JULIE: Good luck.

Congratulations, d*ck, you are the final head of household.

- [screaming] - Yes!

We did it!

[screaming]

Zach, you're out.

Me and you, Daniele, we've won this whole thing!

NARRATOR: And despite the odds being stacked against them,

d*ck and Daniele have made it to the end together.

[loud bang]

Oh!

Yes! Yes!

Yes!

Yes!

NARRATOR: Tonight, the final two will take a look

back at the most emotional--

[crying]

NARRATOR: --volatile--

You're [inaudible] me on purpose!

NARRATOR: --and humorous moments of the summer.

It all happens now on "Big Brother ."

[theme music]

JULIE: d*ck, please stand and cast your vote to evict.

There is no decision.

Zach, you're out.

Me and you, Daniele, we've won this whole thing!

It's done!

JULIE: It's official, Zach.

You are the last person to be evicted

from the "Big Brother" house.

Great playing with you guys.

Don't agree with your methods, but it worked.

Way to go, dude. - Hey.

We're here.

In the last week, Zach turned it on, man.

He went-- he turned it to , as high as he could turn it.

I'll give credit where credit is due.

According to Zach, it wasn't fair that we dominated it.

But life's not fair, and here we are.

Have a good time together.

All right, Zach.

Goodbye, Roger.

See you guys.

Bye.

Tell Julie hi.

Oh, my god.

Dude, we won everything.

We won it all.

We won it all.

Oh!

Yes! Yes!

Yes!

Yes!

[laughing] This is not even happening right now.

Yes, it is.

Hey, come look.

Who would have thunk?

Who would have thunk it?

Oh, my god.

You and me, baby.

I already won because of my relationship with my daughter.

This is a happy ending.

And with me and Daniele, it's a happy start on trying

to fix the relationship.

Oh!

Yes! Yes!

Yes!

Yes!

Yes!

Everything came down to this!

Shut up.

[clapping]

What?

Are you kidding me?

Have you ever won $, before?

Yeah.

I haven't.

We have been the best team to ever play this game.

Think about it.

We're the best team to ever play this game.

This summer has been so much--

honestly, there have been many points where I've

hit rock bottom, and I didn't think

it would be worth it at all.

But in the end, it is worth it.

Hm, this looks delicious.

Yes, it looks very good.

To winning, plain and simple.

To Zach leaving.

To Zach leaving, and winning.

And everyone else leaving.

God, I can't believe that we did it.

I can't believe it's over.

Seriously, I can't believe it's over.

You can't believe it's over? We've been here forever!

Feels like my whole life.

I can't believe that it's over, though.

I think I've had the hardest time emotionally

in this house than anybody.

OK, I'll give you that one.

Hello, Daniele.

What's the story, morning glory?

Daniele's my daughter.

Oh!

[applause]

And Daniele hasn't talked to me in two years.

Oh!

It's going to be very tough for both of us now.

I don't know what's going to happen with this, either.

And I hope that, you know, this will be fixed.

I mean, this is important.

I miss you a lot, Daniele.

I don't know.

This is seriously, like--

You can't just see somebody one day,

and be, like, OK, everything's fixed,

just because we're going to be stuck

in a house for three months.

I'm not going to use my daughter, lie to my daughter,

back stab my daughter.

This is a lot harder than I thought it was going to be.

It's not fun and games.

It's my life.

Not right now.

I'll talk to you later.

We've done great in the game together.

And I think, if we can, like, try and fix this,

that we'll be able to fix it.

I mean, if we can get through all of this--

because this was hell in a lot of ways.

You totally talk down to me.

You don't--

No, you talk down to me!

That's what frustrates me.

This is the whole basis of our communication problem

in our relationship, because we have such a hard time

talking to each other.

You're asking me, and I'm telling you.

I'm telling you what you do, and you're

getting pissed off because--

I'm not asking you what I do.

I'm asking you what you want me to do.

I came up to you and told you--

OK.

Oh, wait, stop.

What?

I'm going to ask you one last time.

How do you want me to approach you?

However you want.

No, because what I'm doing is not working for you.

That's why I'm asking you.

How do you want me to--

I'm not going to do this right now.

You're frustrating me so much!

You always talk to me like this!

You're frustrating me so much.

I've asked you the same question times,

and you won't give me the answer.

How do you want me to do it?

I don't care.

Trying to talk to you and trying to get along with you,

like, you know, it's not even, like, father-daughter.

It's like friends.

And when--

What am I supposed to do?

Dad, you're not even listening to me!

[crying] When it's like friends, some of the things

that you say to me and do to me--

it's just, like, having a mean friend around to me.

I'm being honest.

You're asking me, and I'm telling you.

I don't want somebody to put me down and tell

me how much I think of myself and this and that,

because I don't.

I am not that person.

I'm not that person at all.

And you don't know that, 'cause you don't even know me.

And it's so frustrating!

I don't intentionally do things to hurt people.

I'm an idiot.

I do that by mistake.

I do that just being who I am.

But I am a good person.

[sniffle]

Listen.

Can you look at me for a minute?

[sniffle]

I love you very much.

I don't ever, ever, ever want to go back to what it was, never.

And I'll do everything I can to keep that from happening.

And I promise you that.

And all I want is a commitment from you that you'll just try.

OK.

It has to start somewhere.

And it'll take a lot of time and a lot of work,

but we can fix it.

I love you so much.

I don't think you'll ever know.

[crying]

I don't know if you'll ever know what a huge empty space has

been in my life without you.

I think about you every single day.

I never abandoned you and I never will.

I might not be the greatest dad in the world, but I'm trying.

And I'll never give up trying.

[sniffles]

Can I have a hug?

Please?

I love you so much, Daniele.

From going to zero communication whatsoever to

/ for almost three months--

it wasn't easy.

Yeah, tell me about it.

But the easiest parts, and the easiest part

of our relationship and getting along

was when we were both in jeopardy.

That changed everything.

Whatever happens, it's OK.

It's OK.

It's OK.

It's OK if you can't do it.

It's OK.

If you can't do it, It's OK.

[metal clanging]

Here. Come inside.

Hurry up.

Honestly, I don't know what to expect

of my relationship with my dad once we

leave the "Big Brother" house.

This summer was definitely a stepping stone.

So I definitely see progress in a good way.

One step at a time, we're getting

closer and closer and closer.

And all I can do is hope that things continue on those lines.

I think the jury house views us, a lot of them, as one.

Like, we're not even two separate people.

I know.

So between the two of us, who do you think's going to vote

for who?

I definitely think--

I told you I think that you would win.

And I told you I think you will win.

But you didn't attack some people personally, like I

did, like down to the core.

If you don't start being considerate of other people

besides yourself, I'm going to make you the most

miserable b*tch in this house.

Oh, good.

And I'm not kidding.

What did I do?

You sat down right next to me, and you

started blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah--

- In there? - --while I'm sleeping, yes.

You don't even realize it, because you're

such an inconsiderate b*tch.

OK? - [inaudible]

Pull your head out of your a*s,

and start looking at other people besides yourself.

- Maybe you didn't hear, but - My-- OK?

Blah, blah, blah.

Shut up and listen for a minute.

I just did.

No, you didn't.

You never stop talking once.

All you do is talk about yourself.

OK, so right when I got in there,

yes, I was talking to myself.

I will wake you up every single night when I go to bed.

I will do everything I can to make you the most

miserable b*tch in the house.

Start thinking about somebody besides yourself.

And there's no conversation that comes out of your mouth that

doesn't center around yourself.

[laughing] Hi.

Dustin, I loved waking him up the morning of that POV.

Bang, bang, bang.

[laughs] Oh, my god.

That was so funny, man.

[metal clanging]

Nice tone to it, isn't it?

Good morning, Amber.

Works in Las Vegas.

Cigars?

Cigarettes?

c*ck?

So sad.

Isn't it sad?

And that's that.

And that's that.

You are a disaster on two legs.

Eric, how about you, my friend?

You're the biggest liar, manipulator.

You got everybody working.

You will be joining me in sequester soon.

Don't you want to kick my a*s right now?

Ooh, you're so scary.

All pounds of you.

Ooh!

I'm so scared.

Oh, my god.

Oh, princess.

How is your morning?

How is it waking up to pots and pans in your ear?

You are one ugly b*tch.

I promise on the life of your daughter,

I am going to make it so miserable every [muted]

day that you're going to regret ever seeing me.

You are such a laugh.

Amber, let's go.

[yelling] Hallelujah!

Hallelujah!

Let's pray.

You save her, Jamaica, even though you don't

even know how to save yourself.

Woo hoo!

What about that whole good people,

we're bad people bull crap?

The biggest preaching Christians were Jameka and Amber.

Oh, can we get white belts in here?

This is horrible.

I love you.

I love you.

I love you, God.

Now I'll hide the eggs.

[laughs]

Oh, God, make me strong.

[crying] I mean, I know d*ck says I'm a bad mom

and stuff for doing drugs.

But I'm not a bad mom.

I'm a good mom.

And so sorry that I turned to drugs to help me,

you know, work harder.

And I really regret it.

Make me, you know, do better in competition.

You know, especially, like, endurance.

I'm not in shape, you know.

I need to get some willpower to, like, eat right and work out.

And I need you to help me get through this week with d*ck,

you know?

He's so mean.

God.

Excuse me.

The magic ping pong ball that God put into Jameka's hand--

she pulled Jen off the block, really,

because she wanted Zach on the block and Zach to go home.

Hypocrite!

Isn't it funny how I can be more honest than the people

reading the Bible in the house?

That's your salvation, not mine.

It has nothing to do with you.

And by the way, I say nothing about you.

My opinion doesn't mean anything.

No, no, no! Because you got me started now.

My opinion doesn't mean anything.

No, no, no.

Because I say nothing about you not believing in Christ.

I say nothing about you not believing in God.

So?

Don't bring that [muted] to me.

Don't bring that [muted] to me. [interposing voices]

Don't bring that [muted] to me.

[inaudible]

Don't bring that [muted] to me.

OK, and that's the reason the magic ping pong ball

and everything else.

So what?

What does that have to do with you?

Nothing. So you need to keep my name--

- That's the deal between you-- - --out your mouth.

--and God.

Keep my name out your mouth.

And God will have redemption.

--seeing that you're a hypocrite.

You better believe it! You better believe it!

- You're a hypocrite. - God will redeem me.

You're a hypocrite.

Whether I say or I go, believe that my word

was my word in this house.

Not before you, and that's a fact.

Except for when your ping pong ball was picked

when you wanted Zach out.

And then it changed to Nick.

[screaming] You were the main one that got Nick out of here.

When are you going to admit that?

- No, no, no. - You [inaudible]

[clapping] - Hey.

He was saying-- he said--

I was the one that said, yes, Nick.

I was doing everything I could to make sure that my hands were

in front of me and not anywhere on his body

is what I was doing.

So that should be something that he's grateful for, for real.

I'm not going to back up.

That's exactly what I said.

Zach is no threat.

Oh, why do we want Zach out of the game.

He's a nobody.

Does that bother you now?

We don't [muted] get along?

What's your point?

Oh, god.

I'm sure that he appreciates that kind of language.

Oh, well. Oh, well.

It's maybe a sin, but you know what?

And you're doing a real good job--

But you know what? But you know what?

--projecting Christianity out to America.

--foundation.

Christians are not perfect, and that's why you're ignorant.

Because you'll be forgiven for lying.

That's why you're ignorant, because you

don't read the Bible.

You twist every [muted].

I know more than you do. - Yeah.

- [inaudible] - Well, you don't apply it.

Yes, I do.

But you don't apply it.

You're so full of [muted].

Yeah?

And just like that magical ping pong ball, right?

That's right.

It's the magical one. - That's right.

- And it won't-- - Hypocrite.

--be used for you ever.

Good.

Hypocrite.

Your mama.

I'm depressed.

I've been in this room for days.

I don't want to give it away.

Well, look, how many people lasted

the longest was in this room?

Of the final five, four of us was little room people.

And wait, that was your little corner over there.

Shut up.

It was--

Nick and Daniele in the corner.

Hey, you should-- you should close your eyes right now.

Close your eyes. - No.

And put your hand out.

No.

Close your eyes and put your hand out.

Close your eyes.

No.

It's probably-- no.

It's a booger.

It probably is.

OK. Just put your hand out.

- No. - OK.

Well, you don't even want it?

Fine.

You don't get it then.

Good.

You had your chance.

I don't know where Daniele and I are at.

We've got a little flirtatious thing going on,

but I don't know if it's going to go farther than that.

You want to put your hand out again?

No.

Because there's something in my hand

that I was going to give to you.

Garbage?

It's not garbage.

It's something I don't want.

It's something you want.

So what's that?

Trust me.

It's something you want.

Yeah, right.

I think of all the people in the house

that I kind of connect with Nick the most.

I don't know.

He's fun to hang around with.

Put your hand up.

No.

Come on.

That, my lady, is they key to Nick's heart.

I'll treasure it forever.

You're welcome.

I did give her the key to my heart.

It's actually the key to my suitcase,

but it's doubling as the key to my heart in here.

I'm speechless.

Uh, yeah.

Again.

It's kind of a big deal.

I can see why you're speechless.

My flirting with Daniele is real.

She's someone I want to definitely get to know more.

The longer I stay in here with you,

the more you're going to fall in love with me.

This was Eric and Jessica.

How odd was that pairing?

Yeah.

Jessica is going to get out of here, go back to Kansas.

She's going to get back to real life.

There's no way that Eric is moving to Kansas.

I mean, Eric lives in New York City, man.

Kansas?

Nah, never happening.

What do you think?

How will I hold up in Kansas?

Um, I think you'd be OK.

Hm.

I mean what are the big aspects of New York

that, I mean--

That I would miss?

Yeah.

Sports.

I'd have to get like a DirecTV thing

so I could watch the New York sports still.

Oh, yeah.

But I don't see why that's a problem.

Like, all the time, or--

Well, every Sunday for three hours, I will watch sports.

Well, I have dance on Sundays, so that's fine.

Eric has the potential to be a good boyfriend.

And I think he really understands

that moving to Kansas might be a great idea.

You can get an apartment for about how much a month?

Like, $.

That's fantastic.

[carnival music playing]

The list of pros for moving to Kansas

would be, A, that Jessica lives in Kansas.

[bell rings]

B, everything is cheaper in Kansas.

Gas is cheaper.

[cash register rings]

C, well, I think that's where we actually draw the line.

And then on the other hand, I'd say

the cons list for moving to Kansas would be,

well, everything else.

I'd have to get a job.

You're going to have to get a car.

I will.

So, you'll see a lot of wheat fields.

I wonder if I'll be allergic to those.

That wouldn't be good.

I'm allergic to everything [inaudible]..

[sniffs]

There's a swimming pool in [inaudible]..

Ah, really, the town pool?

I don't know if I really want to go there.

Why?

It's where I used to work.

Don't you want to see my childhood?

Well, I'd like to visit it, but not go every day.

Maybe you could get a job with my ex-boyfriend

at the radio station.

[laughter]

Just kidding.

I have a question, do any holidays get spent in New York?

We can't always be with your family.

Um.

Yeah.

We'll have to talk about that.

Well, I, at least, get to go home then, right?

No.

I don't?

Kansas is your new life.

I think I'll probably be in New York for Thanksgiving,

wouldn't you think?

You said you guys don't celebrate Thanksgiving.

Yes, we do.

[laughs]

I said Thanksgiving is one of the most fun times of the year.

Because I want you to be in Kansas.

But I said you're welcome to come to New York.

But I want to be in Kansas with my family.

OK.

I see.

You're going to fall in love with Kansas.

It's going to be a long life.

A long, blissful life.

For you!

[laughter]

Jessica and I have been getting

closer and closer by the day.

I think that Jess is really down to earth.

She's pretty outrageous.

She's just a lot of fun to be around.

What are you doing, hiding?

Mhm.

I just never moved.

Why are you under the covers?

Why not?

You want to hang out a little more or do you want to--

I don't care.

I thought you [inaudible].

I'm a little tired, but--

Take my shirt off.

You don't care if I take my shirt off?

No.

Well, this HOH time you certainly

can't say that it's been unable to find time to hang out.

No, that's true.

Yeah.

Thank god.

You want me to turn the lights off?

Yeah.

OK.

I'll be right back.

I'm back here for one more second.

Just one tiny little peck.

[kissing sound]

On your face.

On my face?

No, where's your face?

There it is.

Can you see it?

[kissing sound]

One more.

[laughing]

It's about time.

You're a great kisser.

I am?

Mhm.

OK.

Ready for a reenactment?

[crying] I'm a model!

And I can't have this picture being seen.

I think it'd look better in black and white.

Oh, it does!

Look!

[inaudible]

Ha ha!

Why is my hair all crazy?

Yes! I love it!

- Aw. - What's this?

That's a joke! - Ah

That's got to be a joke.

That's the worst.

Look at my eyes-- like, that's the ugliest picture

I've ever seen.

Daniele's looks cute.

Take me off of this board.

I want to cry.

Let me see, Jen.

No, I'm going to cry.

It looks horrible.

I've never taken a worse picture.

[violin music playing]

It's horrible.

Are you crying?

It's so bad.

But why are you crying?

'Cause it's so bad.

Oh, my god.

Jen started crying when she saw her picture.

And I was, like, I think she made way too big of a deal

over that.

It's really bad.

I bet it's not. I haven't seen it.

No! It is.

Like, I don't want you to be, like, oh, it's not bad.

Like, it is. Don't tell me that.

Then I'll know you're all liars.

Like, everyone else's picture looks really good.

And then mine looks horrible.

I'm just going to stay out here till they change it.

- Are you serious? - Yeah.

Like, I want to rip it off the wall.

Is that possible? - It's not bad at all!

That's a great smile.

I didn't even get it at first.

I just-- I, like, was laughing.

And she's got her hand over her photo.

And there are tears just streaming

down her face, as if somebody had died or something.

But no, it was a photo.

I love my photo, by the way.

[group chatter]

It's really bad lighting and a really bad angle.

And it looks like I have things on my face I don't even have.

It looks so--

It's really bad.

I have-- it looks, like, it's a weird shadow.

It's not even my eyes, but there's a dark bag eyes,

but it's not even my bags.

It's only us, and we see you.

No, it's not just us.

Because they look at the video every week or so.

That's the picture that everyone's seeing right now.

[sobbing] That sucks.

[sniffles]

Come on.

What else about Jen?

There's so many.

The best, though, is when I was yelling at her,

and then Nick comes in.

And then you come in.

The iced tea incident.

I don't even want to talk with her.

I can't be around her right now.

Jen, you know what?

Honestly, I've never once in this house

said anything to you.

And you were so rude to me.

And whatever it is that you hate about me since day one

when you walked in this room, it's a personal problem.

And you need to deal with it.

Because I'm so sick and tired of the way that you treat me.

You treat me like crap, and I've never done anything to you.

And you have problems for that.

I've actually, multiple times, tried to become your friend.

You know, I'm, like, oh, you're from Huntington.

What have I ever done to you? What have I ever done to you?

You were always giving me the cold shoulder.

Like, it's like you--

So because I feel like I don't click with you,

that you have to treat me like crap?

No, and I have morals.

And I don't think it's good-- - No?

- I don't-- - Seriously?

You know, I have, like, strong morals.

Jen, you have no idea.

Because you're mad because Nick's

my best friend in this house.

Because you're-- - [inaudible]

Nick, please.

Out of here.

Out of here. - Nick, please?

[interposing voices] - Out of here.

Can I please just talk to her?

You guys, we're having an argument.

Dumb b*tch.

Because you're upset because, like,

we're better friends than you and him, then

you have to get angry at me?

No.

That's--

Yes, that is what it is.

That is what it is.

Every single day you make a comment to me,

and I'm so sick of it.

Sorry that we all can't be perfect like you.

I tried to become friends with you for every single day.

So what?

She doesn't want to be your [muted] friend.

Well.

You have no idea, like, my friendship with Nick,

so don't try to throw things out there and act

like you even know anything.

He stated that you guys crossed the line.

I mean, I have morals.

Like, I don't think it's good to cheat on people.

I don't think it's good to take how you--

you even stated that your boyfriend

that you're currently dating, you

took away from an engagement.

Like, I just think that's core values.

No, I didn't say that, Jen.

You don't know the story, so don't--

I think that's poor values.

And I don't want to be associated with that.

I think that you are very poor values in the way

that you treat people.

Oh.

I've had it.

That's a [inaudible] thing.

Oh, God.

What a catastrophe of a human being that girl is, seriously.

One of the highlights was seeing her just

melt down in front of everyone.

You weren't here to attack, so she went after my cigarettes

to attack.

I've been wanting to destroy d*ck's cigarettes from day one.

I think she's going to do something crazy.

I'd hide your cigarettes if I was you.

Yeah, I was thinking about that.

I'm going to put them up the HOH.

Oh, you b*tch.

Where'd you put my cigarettes?

b*tch, I was talking to you.

You know, I made a deal with you, saying

I wouldn't be mean to you.

But you got to go right to my cigarettes.

Nothing means anything.

You're here for fun, big crybaby.

So instead, what are you going to do?

You're going to grab my cigarettes, you stupid b*tch.

Winning over the hearts and minds of America one genius

move after the next.

Go cry somewhere else.

Ew!

Don't--

Don't touch me.

Don't touch me.

Don't smoke in my face!

Don't touch me.

I'm eating.

Don't touch me.

What are you doing?

Don't smoke in my face.

Don't touch me again.

Don't smoke in my face.

Ah!

Don't smoke.

You're going to get burned.

You're going to get burned.

You just burned me. What do you mean--

You're just trying to grab it.

You're going to get burned again, I promise.

I promise.

You're burning me on purpose.

[inaudible]

[muted]

You just--

You [muted] here.

- Look at that! - I don't care.

Get your hand out of my face.

Get out of here, you crybaby.

Little b*tch.

[interposing voices]

No!

You are!

Go home!

No!

Hey, hey, hey!

I'm not doing anything.

Psycho b*tch.

[interposing voices]

Go home, you [muted] crybaby.

You're going home Thursday, anyway.

Go home!

[inaudible]

Go to the bathroom.

Wash your hands and all.

Ridiculous!

No, it's OK.

It doesn't say burn, so Neosporin.

But it didn't.

I thought it was that one.

It was this one, but it was all black.

OK. All right.

So you're OK?

He tried.

Amber will be best remembered for crying

more than every HouseGuest in all eight seasons

of "Big Brother" put together.

[crying]

I'm sorry.

I just think that Amber seriously needs to see

a psychiatrist [inaudible].

Oh, wait-- and she was the hot mom.

Oh.

[laughs] The hot mom--

I forgot about that.

I forgot about that.

You know what?

You're going to be in the magazines.

Huh?

You gonna have a cover page.

You gonna be in the magazines.

Jameka, get off.

I'm serious.

Remember what I'm telling you right now.

You are.

Nick told me I should go on "Top Model."

And Nick says my face is just, like, blah, blah.

Those were his exact words.

Mhm.

Would you want to do it, though?

- "Top Model?" - Serious.

Yeah.

I have the hair and the face and the personality.

I could see you on the cover of a magazine.

Oh, no doubt.

And, like, in a little outfit, smiling.

Like, just like that.

[saxophone music playing]

[laughs] Yes!

Like, with that blowing.

I would love to pursue, you know, like modeling.

Like, I know I have a really pretty body, you know, my face.

I know I could get somewhere in the modeling field.

You know, plus the way I talk.

And you know, I'm not shy.

I'm very outgoing.

And you know, I could do something with that.

You don't understand, Jameka.

You really have me thinking that something is going

to come out of this for me.

Yeah, I think so-- the modeling would more so, to me,

in my opinion, come in with, like,

magazines and just, like--

Yeah.

--you know, that kind of thing.

You deserve it, babe.

Oh, my god.

That girl was out there, man.

Remember how she flipped out?

Eric, can I say something real quick?

I just want you to know, had I not

sworn on my daughter's life to vote you in this week,

I would be voting you out.

For the simple fact that how dare you use something

against me that I told you about my boyfriend

that I lied about to make me look bad--

and tell d*ck that you're going to keep it your back pocket

to hold against me so this house isn't looking at me the same?

When you know damn well what I told you in confidence

because I trusted you.

And you're going to use it against me?

Some lie that I said to my boyfriend when I was on drugs?

Are you kidding me?

How dare you?

What kind of person are you?

You know what?

I haven't lied once in this [muted] house!

Not once have I lied to anybody in this house!

And you're going to hold one thing in my personal life

against me?

How dare you!

How [muted] dare you, dude?

You have ba*ls.

You're a devil in disguise is what you are.

So lucky, you're so [muted] lucky

that I swore on my daughter's life,

because I don't want to give you that vote.

You got Nick out of here.

You set him up.

You're a [muted].

And you're [muted] going home!

I hate you!

So [muted] up, dude.

Nick is home with his family, which he should be here

because he's a good person.

He should be in a good persons group, not you!

You made him look like he was doing everything

wrong, when it was you!

[growls] That felt so good!

Thank you, God.

As much as there's been drama--

Drama?

--liars--

No!

- --backstabbers-- - Here?

--scheming--

I don't believe it.

--there have been fun times.

There have been a lot of fun times.

A couple.

Without a doubt.

I need another beer.

I don't think you can streak.

Oh!

Aw!

Oh!

Zach streaking?

Yikes.

[in unison] Three, two, one!

[laughing]

[splash]

Oh, there it is.

Wearing each other's clothes.

[laughter]

Jessica and I unfortunately had to swap clothing.

Woo hoo!

The sad thing is my arms and legs--

they looked pretty decent in the dress.

I am a fairly petite fellow.

[laughter]

[inaudible]

Woo hoo!

You wanna fight?

Sure.

OK.

I might hurt you.

So I'm not quite sure how the wrestling match started.

I think Eric wanted to fight.

Oh, my god.

[inaudible]

Her hair has come down, folks.

And so have her pants.

[screaming]

And she started, you know, taking it to me.

[bell ringing]

I could have taken her out if I wanted to.

Oh!

Oh!

One, two, three!

And it's--

Over.

As much as you watch this on TV,

I don't think you would ever really imagine

being here doing the crazy things

that we have done this summer--

from jumping into pasta, to watching you

guys dress up like mad hatters.

Butter me up.

Butter me down.

Yeah.

an interesting way to start the season.

Yeah.

Everybody looks super sexy all doused in butter.

It was like watching "Baywatch."

Ah!

[laughter]

Yeah!

[circus music playing]

[laughter]

[inaudible]

Jessica?

Aw!

I see boobies.

Running around buck naked, bending down,

looking, searching, everything waving, flopping--

it was liberating!

[screaming]

OK, the mysteries of the house--

the mustard?

Eric or Nick?

I say it was Nick.

I think it was Eric, but I hope it was Nick.

[laughter]

The hinky votes that nobody would ever admit to.

Kail.

Kail.

Dustin and Eric.

I think they were both Eric, for sure.

But [whispering] we'll find out.

[speaking] The point of the hinky votes

were to set people up.

But it didn't all work out the way it was supposed to.

So between the two of us, who do you think's going to vote

for who?

Who knows?

Well, one thing for sure that I know that we're both

going to be doing is taking a--

Europe!

[unison] Europe!

A Nice European vacation.

Not together!

I'm doing everything I wanted to do.

I'm going to Scandinavia.

I'm taking an African safari.

I'm doing all of the things that I've dreamed about doing

and that I've really wanted--

How can you do all that with only $,?

Woo!

Touche!

[laughing]

Honestly, I never ever thought that both of us

would be sitting in the final two.

Looking back on things that have happened this summer,

I remember sitting out there telling

him no money is worth this.

Nothing is worth everything that I'm going through.

But you make the most out of it, even when you hit rock bottom.

And look where you can be.

It's absolutely, absolutely amazing.

We couldn't have made it here without each other.

Stick together to the end, never wavering.

I'm glad you're my daughter.

It's just, like, an enormous chapter in my life

that I've wanted to live for a very, very long time.

This is the dream come true.

This is a happy ending.

Nobody has ever done that before.

NARRATOR: Who will win "Big Brother ," d*ck or Daniele?

And how will the HouseGuests react when the America's player

twist is finally revealed?

Find out on the live season finale,

Tuesday at nine/eight central on "Big Brother ."

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