01x03 - Episode 3

[bunniefuu]

Let me ask you something.

Why don’t you like studying?

I was afraid that if I was studious, I would become smarter than you.

[From now on, do anything to make him concentrate on his studies.]

The exercise.

Why would you want another student to look after me?

We have to help each other.

Are you going to tutor us?

Yes.

I was about to invite you guys for a study session this Saturday.

[Mama Or’s Cuisine.]

Pao!

You’re so slow.

You guys didn’t wait for me.

Ja-Oh, your friends are here.

Hey!

Hurry up.

Hello, Mom and Dad.

Hello.

Hello, Mom and Dad.

Hello, Mom and Dad.

Hello, Mom and Dad.

Come on in, I’ll get you something to drink.

Sure.

Sorry to trouble you.

Dad.

I got this.

You should go and sit back.

It’s nothing big, I got this.

You don’t always have friends coming over.

Feel free to let Mama Or know what you want to eat.

Sai Ua, please.

Sure.

I’m making Larb right now.

That’s my favorite.

Can I have Kaeb Moo to it too?

For sure. You got it.

Come on it.

Come on it.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Drinks.

Lin, here you go.

Drinks.

Delicious!

This is so delicious.

Is it that delicious?

It is. It’s the best I’ve ever had in my life.

Where did the Larb go?

Mom, the Larb is so good.

Hold on, Mai.

Who did you just call ‘Mom’ and ‘Dad’?

Well, you’re one possessive person.

It’s alright, Ja-Oh, I’ll get him for you.

Right in there.

I told you.

Your parents’ cuisine is the best in town.

Lin, do you want some rice?

What rice?

Rights to get into your heart.

Lame!

[The Family’s pride.]

I’m so full.

So full my stomach’s going to explode.

I actually want to eat more but I can’t shuck anything down anymore.

Why didn’t I know there’s such a delicious place?

Had I known it before, I’d come here every day.

Right, why haven’t we been here before when it’s this delicious?

My house is not in a prime location.

We also don’t have a regular opening time.

My dad’s a little sick.

When he’s sick, we’d have to close the shop.

Mom has to take him to the doctor too.

But just wait and see.

I’ll become rich one day.

I’ll take my dad to the best doctor in town.

I’ll move this place to the heart of the town

and hire lots of employees.

Sounds great.

That way you can have lots of employees grilling Sai Ua for us.

At that time, can you hire me too?

Sure, would you like to sign the contract now?

Hey, hey!

Hire me too.

I’m good at washing dishes.

Does Paweena get you to wash the dish often?

Yeah.

She used me so much that I turned into a pro.

Wish-wash.

Wish-wash.

A pro.

Mr. Mai.

Yes?

Can you show us your dishwashing skills?

Dad, Mom, please sit back.

We’ve got someone to wash the dish for us.

Shouldn’t have said that.

Strength.

Off you go, good sir.

Go, go.

Go, boy.

Hurry up and get to work.

Go. Go. Go.

Wish-wash.

Go. What are you waiting for?

The plates are piling.

Go. Go. Go.

What is your size?

I think I’m a big size.

We don’t have any chairs for guests.

You guys are fine with sitting on the floor, right?

Sure, no problem.

I can even lie around.

Dong, you come here.

That wasn’t intentional.

Ow!

Ow!

Ow!

Are you guys here to study or to play?

Mai, come and sit here.

Tong, come and sit here.

Dong.

Are you not going to stop?



Are you on it?

I taught you a lot.

Rocket, my boy.

- You’re so pretty. - You gave it a name?

Thank you guys for today.

Are you thanking me for washing the dishes for you, Giraffe?

No.

I’m thanking you guys for coming to my house.

It’d be such a waste if we didn’t come

when the food here is so good.

Isn’t that right, guys?

Yeah.

You guys should go home.

See you tomorrow.

I’ll get going.

Hey, Lin. Wait.

It’s late so it’s dangerous.

Would you go home with me?

I’ll take you home.

I think you’re the most dangerous one.

Lin. Take the bike.

It’s safe and you won’t have to worry.

Your bicycle, huh, Pao?

Will she even get home by midnight?

Lin, it’s better if you come home with me.

Lin won’t go home with someone like you.

Lin, you should come home with me.

My car is the newest and the safest.

You’re the most dangerous one.

I’ll take Lin home.

Guys, it’s alright.

I can get home myself.

No.

Lin, it’s late.

What’d happen if you met a thief on your way home?

Stop talking nonsense.

Lin, hop on my motorbike.

It’s the safest one, trust me.

Back off, you.

All of you are dangerous.

It’s you and your bicycle, rather.

Stop.

Let’s fight for it.

Whoever wins gets to take Lin home.

Deal.

Black-And-Whites.

Black-And-Whites.

Black-And-Whites.

Black-And-Whites.

Black-And-Whites.

Black-And-Whites.

Black-And-Whites.

Black-And-Whites.

Black-And-Whites.

Black-And-Whites.

Black-And-Whites.

Black-And-Whites.

Black-And-Whites.

Black-And-Whites.

Black-And-Whites.

Will you get to go home tonight?

Black-And-Whites.

Black-And-Whites.

Black-And-Whites.

Then all of you just take me home altogether.

I’ll get going, Ja-Oh.

Let’s go.

I’m going first.

No!

No!

No, you don’t!

Don’t stop me.

Where is our Meatball?

Ow!

Ow!

Ow!

Ow! That hurts.

You can see alright, Pao?

Yes, no big deal.

You can really see, right, Pao?

Yes, Lin.

Meatball!

Meatball!

Oh, Meatball!

Pretty.

Nice.

Oh, here he is.

It’s my turn now, boy.

Thanks, Pao.

Sure.

Come, Lin.

Slow down, Bank.

What did you say?

There’s a cow?

I said, slow down!

Here we are.

See you, Lin.

Bye bye. I’ll get going.

Dong.

Please go slowly.

No speeding.

Do you want to be with me a little longer?

Isn’t this too slow?

It’s not slow enough?

Fine, I’ll go slower.

Do you want to hear some music again?

It’s alright.

Dong, you b*stard.

Why are you so late?

I can’t help it.

Lin wants to be with me a little longer.

See you, Lin.

Lin.

Let’s go.

I’ve just borrowed my dad’s motorbike.

I just learned to ride a few days ago.

What?

Are you alright, Mai?

Lin, I think we need to help each other out here.

Alright. Sure.

You stand right here.



I forgot to release the brake.

Go!

Almost there.

Did your motorbike break down?

Why did are you so late?

There was no problem with my motorbike.

I just didn’t know how to ride with a passenger.

Lin doesn’t know how to ride a motorbike neither.

So we had to tow it.

Then why did you offer to take Lin home in the first place?

That’s right.

You have to seize the opportunity when it’s infront of you.

Come, Tong. Let’s go home.

Bye bye, Lin.

Tong.

Drive properly, I don’t want anymore of this.

I’ve never ridden on a bike going as fast as that before.

Maybe you didn’t say it clearly.

No.

I said, “Bank, slow down.”

There we go.

You said, ‘cow’.

How’s that a ‘cow’?

You said, ‘cow’. You missaid it.

I said, “slow down.”

- You said, Slow– L - I said, Slow–

Ow!

Are you an electric eel?

Are you crazy?

What are you on about?

Electric eel.

Electric eel.

I’m not an electric eel.

Electric eel.

That’s you.

- Electric eel. - Tong!

Electric eel.

That’s you.

Electric eel.

Can I speak to Edgar, please?

I’m afraid he is not home from work yet.

Who’s speaking?

It is McWell a friend of his.

Tong.

Stop reading.

It’s dinner time.

Okay, Mommy.

I think we have to send our boy abroad.

Try getting out of this town first.

Now I understand why we need to focus on our study.

You just realized that now?

What did you understand?

So that our loved one would be proud of us, Mom.

You are one sweet talker.

Eat some fish.

So you’ll be smart.

Thank you, Mommy.

Mom. Dad.

Will there be any prize for me if I get the highest score in English?

You don’t even have to get the highest score,

I’d give you a price if you even scored half of it.

You said it, Dad.

Yeah.

You can’t go back on your words.

A man doesn’t take back his words.

What about my gold?

That’s something from ages ago, you still remember it?

You just said it last night.

Alright.

I’ll buy you two heaps.

We’re not talking about some snacks here.

Are you still playing such stupid jokes?

You’d better put your money on the bedside.

Tong.

My botox must have moved.

Go get me some painkiller.

One second, Dad.

Why are you just sitting there?

Go on and eat.

I’m waiting for the painkiller.

Here it is, Dad.

Are you alright?

Are you trying to k*ll yourself with those drugs?

Do you think you can escape me with death?

Tong. Eat your food.

You are one mastermind, huh?

You sure knows how to crack jokes.

Don’t you ever consider whether I would be able to play along?

Danai.

Second best score, 18 points.

Keep this up.

Yes, miss.

Siraprapa.



It almost got you there.

Concentrate on your study more.

Don’t just draw.

Nontawat.



You can do it if you put your head into it.

I can do it even without putting my head into it.

I’m a genius.

Right.

From whom did you copy from?

You’d better keep up your genius ability.

If you’re a real man, try beating Pimnara.

A full score.

Teeradon.

Yes?



Failing again and again.

Don’t forget to come and see me at lunch time for re-test.

Alright.

That’s it for today.

Please stand up.

Thank you, Teacher.



It’s alright.

Try again next time.

With intentsive studying.

Hey, Giraffe.

Do you want to play?

You’ve got long legs, good for this.

Come on, Giraffe.

Ja-Oh!

Are you calling yourself a genius just because you get the second-highest score?

I was just brushing through it yet I’ve got 18.

A genius like me can get good scores

without a need to pay attention in class.

That’s true.

Don’t you believe me?

I do.

If you do then why are you studying hard?

Let me ask you something.

Why are you studying so hard?

You would make it into university anyways.

Hey. You don’t have to always expect the outcome of everything you do.

I just do it because it’s a good thing.

Do you always have to behave maturely all the time?

Then how’s acting childish like you any better?

How would you know when you’ve never tried?

Not only do I act like a child.

I also look young.

If it’s nonsense, you don’t have to waste your time and do it, Tong.

Hey, Preecha!

I’ve got 18 out of 20.

How’s that? I’m good, aren’t I?

Here it is.

What would happen if you get a full score?

If I get a full score, you’d feel intimidated.

I’m so want to feel intimidated.

Dude! I got 18.

I got 18.

Yay!

Wakey-wakey!

Tell me your desired hair whether it’s short or long.

You’ll look so cool.

So handsome, so gruesome.

Hey!

We sure know each other well.

The thing is, my boy’s got a good score in his English test.

So I was looking for a present to give hime.

Are you talking about Dong?

Yes.

What’s your ranking in the class?

I got 5 points.

Out of 5?

Out of 20.

Oh!

There’s an improvement.

He used to get 0 or nothing over 1.

But now he’s got 5 points.

That’s an improvement so I’m getting him some presents.

The new goods.

You got it.

Shall we?

Let’s go.

Come on.

Follow me to the back.

Where?

I’ve got lots of new stuff.

Oh?

Oh?

Oh?

Oh?

Uncle Haeb.

You’re supposed to ‘Oh?’ at Dong.

Hello, Uncle Chen.

Why are you so surprised?

Hold on, are you looking for a present for your son too, Tao?

As an adult, you’re not supposed to put a limit on the youths.

You have to let them learn.

Great.

This one’s Chinese, 3 Japanese, and this one’s Thai.

Mine are all Japanese.

Is that so?

Tao!

You said you were taking Tong to buy the speaker.

We were getting a haircut then go…

What haircut?

He sells porn at the backdoor.

And what’s that?

I want Tong to learn a little about sex education.

Chen! Are you teaching Dong sex education too?

As a dad, shouldn’t I teach him that?

Also, our son’s improved in his studies

so I’m getting him some rewards.

Don’t tell me you’re rewarding him with porn?

Yes.

My.

Calm down. There are lots of people at the market.

I don’t care.

I’m not ashamed of it.

What’s wrong with you?

Where did you get the money?

Where did you get the money for these porns?

- You barely have teeth left yet you’re still into these kind of stuff?
- I’m just teaching him.

That’s why our son’s like this.

The money keep going missing, I was wondering where it went.

You never say a word.

Aren’t you ashamed when you carry porn out of there?

I’m not being rash!

I’m just who I am, what’s with it?

Hey. What are you doing on the new year’s day?

Nothing in particular, why?

I found something or us to do.

It’s your cue for the haircut.

I’ll go get my hair cut.

No, you’re not getting a hair cut.

Look. I can’t even grab your hair.

- Why would you have a haircut? - Come get your haircut.

No need for that.

Tong, let’s go home.

Sir!

And you be quiet.

Put the money on the bedside.

I’ll give you one big talk down.

- You never give me the money when I asked.

- Do you understand me? - How can I give it to you?

You only bring troubles every single day.

You b*stard.

Class.

Thank you, Teacher.

Go! Go! Go!

Hey.

[Tong’s Excercise Book.]

Oh?

[Tong’s Excercise Book.]

Ja-Oh.

Where are the boys going?

Why are they in such a hurry?

Well the boys are “into the eggs” these days.

Into the eggs?

Coming!

You can’t catch up to us.

[Though Lin likes to say that we’re doing useless things,]

[But this is how a student life’s supposed to be for it to be fun.]

[The most useless yet most fun part of student life]

[is going to the game arcade after class.]

I’m here first.

Wait for me.

I must get to play before you do.

But I’m here first.

[Uncle Khai’s Game Room is the most popular one at that time.]

Uncle Khai, two hours, please.

You’ll get out of it.

Get out of the game.

Try me.

My Carlos!

It’s going for that goal.

Goal!

So noisy.

Well you’re only good at that one player, Bank.

You loser, Bank.

Pass it!

Pass it!

Uncle Khai.



A noodle with two runny eggs as well Uncle.

I’ll get what Pao gets.

I’ll pass.

I’ll pass as well, Uncle.

- If you don’t want anything just don’t shout the orders. - [But Uncle Khai’s not just famous for his games.]

[Not only does his name means “Egg”]

[his signature menu is also eggs.]

[He’s so proud of his egg-boiling skill.]
Uncle Khai’s famous hard-boiled eggs.

This noodle is pretty good too.

Brother. What’s this game called?

Warcraft.

Can I join you?

Who are you guys?

Uncle Khai, how did you make such great boiled eggs?

Bouncy egg whites and runny egg yolks.

So delicious.

Uncle Khai.

Are you going anywhere on new year’s day?

Oh no.

Why would you go on a trip?

It’s such a waste of money.

I’d rather stay home and take care of my grandchildren.

Then, can you open the game room for us to play?

Who opens their business on new year’s day?

Come on, Uncle.

We just wanted to make a history

by playing games into the year 2000.

How does that sound?

Let’s do this, Uncle.

If you open the game room for us to play,

we’ll give you a special rate.

Do you guys think money can buy me?

You guys are right.

Since you guys are loyal customers,

I’ll gladly open it for you.

Hey, hey!

My treat.

Rich Man Dong!

How far are you going to go with the game addiction?

Why aren’t you home yet? It’s late.

I was studying at Ja-Oh’s.

You guys,

how can you play games until this late at night?

Lin, we’re doing games not drugs.

But you guys are playing games until midnight?

Well, even you guys study until midnight,

we’re just playing games until midnight, what’s wrong with that?

That’s because what you guys are doing is useless.

Uncle Khai, don’t open the game room for them to play.

What rights have you?

The rights as your class president.

That has nothing to do with it.

This is not school.

Tong.

We’re heading home soon, Lin.

We’re just staying for the noodles.

Huh?

Right, we’re just staying for the noodles.

Here, hurry up and eat so we can hurry home.

What she said is right, though.

Let’s do this, finish your noodles and go home.

For the new year’s day, let me know once you guys decided on something.

I would gladly serve you guys at a special price.

Sounds good? Shall we do that?

What about the bowl, uncle?

The bowl?

Just place it in front of the shop.

You took my eggs.

We’re having tests yet again?

Is she making us speak English?

I’d better add more English exercise for Tong.

So he’d be able to do it on the next test.

Lin.

Hmm?

Lin, let me ask you something.

What is it?

Why would you put that much mind into Tong?

Because Mr. Sommai asked me to keep my eyes on him.

You don’t really have to care about him that much, though.

I just don’t like lazy people.

Tong is smart but he’s lazy.

All he does everyday is play.

That’s true.

Their entire group.

There’s only Pao who pays attention to his studies.

They invited each other to play games into the new year.

Pao’s in it too.

I can never understand boys.

Doesn’t the owner of the game room afraid of the computer breaking down?

Isn’t he scared of Y2K when they play games over night?

Shall we do this?

Sounds good?

I’m getting them this time.

TOWARDS THE END OF THE YEAR.

Stop!

Everybody in their seats.

Hey!

Well, well.

Is this class or football pitch?

I have an important announcement.

There will be the new year’s event next week

so there’s no more classes.

Hold on!

But you guys still have to come to school during the same school time.

Because I’ll keep track of your attendance.

Don’t forget to bring food since we’re going to have a feast in this class.

I’ll get going.

Hey. What are you guys bringing on the new year’s event?

The Arsenol Cookie.

That’s not cool, Bank.

Why? Does the food for a new year’s event has to be cool?

Right, does a new year’s food has to be cool?

You guys don’t know the first thing about it.

My mom said the food for the new year’s event is something sacred.

That’s my dad’s name you just said.

I’m sorry.

I was just kidding.

My mom said the food is pride!

That’s right.

The food for the new year’s event is pride.

It’s the pride of us and our family.

Our family?

Talking about which, what should I bring?

There we go.

Khon-dee please bring me some meatballs.

Ow!

Here’s Meatball.

Mom, help me.

Not this meatball, this is my boy!

Oh!

Are those fried chicken, Mom?

They smell so good.

What are you doing, Mom?

Why’s there so much stuff.

This is The Crying Huang Huo Hong Hao Emperor’s Fried Rice.

It’s our family’s traditional fried rice recipe.

Yeah?

I guarantee you, that it’s going to be the most delicious one in your class

and we’re going to win over everyone.

Mom!

What is it?

Isn’t that too much?

Mom!

What?

Are you treating the entire town?

You’d better take more than less.

People could say we’re stingy.

Why would we bring something stinky? No stinky food.

Mom!

Mommy!

Hmm?

Don’t you have any food prepared for me?

Where would I get the time to prepare?

I’ve got a lot on my plate selling rice.

But it’s the family’s pride, Mom.

It’s the new year’s event feast,

it’s embarrassing if you bring only a little amount.

Your mom never backs down on something to do with pride,

keep that in mind, Tong.

This is what you called the Fighter’s Spirit.

We don’t back down even for something small.

Are you making some more?

Yes.

That’s just a small amount.

It’s new year after all.

My Meatball Pao.

Ouch, hot!

Madame, where’s the meatball?

The Crying Huang Huo Hong Hao Emperor’s Fried Rice?

What about my portion?

What am I getting to eat today?

A plain porridge.

What?

Plain porridge again?

What about Grandma?

Are you making her eat only plain porridge?

And what’s wrong with that?

She’s been eating it for over 10 years.

What’s up with that?

Hmm!

So delicious.

Mom! My friends will make fun of me if I donn’t bring anything to school.

My son.

What’s so hard about that?

Our family never falls behind anyone when it comes to money.

Take this.

What should I buy, Dad?

Buy whatever kids these days like.

Come up with it yourself.

So graceful.

Don’t be too rash, easy there.

Madame, did you prepare that for me?

How did you know I was going to buy them?

No, these are not for you.

Someone’s already bought them all.

Who did?

Bank?

Yeah.

Here comes my big client.

It’s you?

Why Bank?

He got to me first.

Mom said keep the change.

Thank you.

What is it?

Early birds get the worms.

You b*stard.

You!

Oh, Madame!

Did you sell everything to him?

- Have you got anything left for me? - That’s all of it.

Not one?

Nope.

Perhaps laying around at the back?

None.

It’s all sold out.

None on the second floor?

Why don’t you go and make it yourself?

Hey!

What did you bring, Ja-Oh?

I’ve got pork sausages with pork skin and black pepper pork sausages.

The pork sausages from my house are super delicious.

Even if the sausages are not good,

I still think you are good, our pretty Ja-Oh.

Your joke’s so lame, Mai!

Aw, Giraffe.

I still think you are good, our pretty Ja-Oh.

Hey, what did you bring, Tong?

Here it is, fried chicken from my Mom family’s recipe.

Just fried chicken?

You can’t just say that!

This is the original southern recipe.

What did you bring?

You can’t beat my mom.

Show me.

The Crying Huang Huo Hong Hao Emperor’s Fried Rice

What sort of fried rice is that, the name’s not even appetizing.

Paweena sucks.

That’s my mom.

What did you bring?

Everyone love what I bring.

Kaya toast from J’Phon’s Milk Shop.

How can you be proud if you bring something you baught, Bank?

Right, how can you be proud of that?

You’re supposed to make it yourself.

That’s right.

Pao’s right.

What did you bring?

I…

Well, I…

I brought the most awesome thing.

Where’s your stuff? I don’t see you bringing anything.

My dad said that our Jarasjam Family never fall behind anyone when it comes to money.

So?

So?

I brought this for you to eat.

Friends.

Since it’s New Year, we, the Jarasjam Family, are giving you 100 Baht each.

Take it and enjoy.

Whoever is hungry and feel like eating, line up.

Mr. Dong.

Mr. Dong.

Hold on, I’ve got lots so I’m giving you 200.



Is he dumb?

He is dumb.

Can I have 200?

I’m running out.

Go and line up at the back.

That’s so cool.

Rich Man Dong.

Are you guys still going to go play games over night?

Of course we are.

Aren’t you scared?

The Y2K Ghost.

Let’s do a bet.

If you get the highest score in the final exam this time,

you can do anything to me.

But if I get the highest score,

you have to cut your hair into a bob.

Sure.

Because I would win anyways.