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01x02 - Episode 2

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Spider-Woman, Agent of S.W.O.R.D.". Aired: August 19, 2009.*
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After the failed alien invasion of Earth, revenge-seeking P.I. Jessica Drew, a.k.a. Spider-Woman, is recruited by S.W.O.R.D., an agency specialized in eliminating alien threats, to track down the remaining aliens disguised as humans.

01x02 - Episode 2

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I don't care who you are powers no

powers when you wake up after a fight

you don't wake up brain first or Eyes

First you wake up pain

first yeah this is pretty much where I

figured I'd wake up if I woke up at all

a Mador

jail it would be so wonderful if this

was the first time I'd ever woken up in

a place like this but but sadly that's

not the life I'm living come on Big

Shots show yourselves hello you're

probably saying to yourself isn't she

some kind of superhero with superpowers

isn't she Spiderwoman can't she break

herself out of this yes I can swear but

that won't get me what I need to know

I'd like to speak to the

manager

what are you doing here in Mur Miss Drew

that's mine I know what is it it's a

watch no it is not it's A Space Alien

Detector how does it work see the green

light Yes means we're okay but turns red

not so much and this it's my phone ahuh

American superhero comes to this country

with a fake passport and kills a space

alien in public we've already contacted

Norman Osborne's people we're arranging

a quiet extradition they were very

interested in finding

you oh well guess it's that

time can I tell you something pleas I'm

really

scared can I I'm just scared this is

something I don't like to tell a lot of

people about it's something I can do

it's a power I have I didn't do anything

anything um I'm I was attacked I know I

know will you help me can you get me out

of here everything's going to be okay

and you're saying to yourself hold on

how is this happening now 1 minute

you're being interrogated by a cold

automaton and now he's about to faint

from the sight of you can you brainwash

people not really but I can make people

love me or fear me I do it with

chemicals I can secrete them out of my

body and I can make anyone near me feel

any way I want them

to can you take me to your car he

doesn't know what he's feeling he

doesn't know what to

think come

on and another thing it doesn't turn off

right

away I am so glad we met like this you

have no idea how long I've been looking

for someone who who really connects with

me on

a

Scrolls damn

it

I was wrong that's not a call that's

Shield a flying car running from an

assassination is definitely

Shield please please so not move on the

ground

well

crap ready Mo forward through damn it

this is 54 on the RO we need backup

I was

wrong it isn't

Shield it's Hydra come give Mama a

hug Madam

Hydra AKA Viper AKA one of the most

bipolar t*rrorists that has ever lived

ever I'll say this that whole time

scroll aliens had abducted me and ruined

my life she's the only thing on earth I

didn't miss get in Jessica no no my

mother my real mother told me never to

get in a car with a known t*rror1st

assassin holding a giant g*n yeah in her

most crazy moments she thinks she's my

mother she's not my mother's dead get in

because more cops are coming oh look I

see a police helicopter on its way so

you'd better get going then they're

going to blame you for this mess get in

I have something cool to show you I'll

take my chances sweetie I'll mow them

down all of them every single one you

know I will stop it get in then she will

she doesn't care about anything damn

Anarchist damn

it move over take us home

Piper can I tell you how excited I am

your back I am I can't hold it in I all

of us we were watching all that skull

crap in New York and there you were

alive and well I was so happy I was so

proud of you what do you want from me

you know what I want I want you to get

over yourself and come back in be Hydra

you are Hydra stop it's in your blood

stop without us what are you you're a

pale reflection of your former self you

were never More Alive than when you were

with us and you know it it's why you're

here you came to Mador because that's

where we are I came I want you to listen

to me I came here because I know why you

think you came here because you're an

agent of Sword looking to hunt down

sculls and how would you know that we

have agents everywhere in Sword

everywhere then why do you need me I

don't need you you need us I'm here to

save you help you realize that let's go

you needed an escape from your new life

and I gave you one and you took it by

the way yeah uh-huh we take care of our

own we are all the same and I can prove

it to you because once again my dear my

darling stop everyone stop I told you

Jessica is just confused she's been

through a

lot you like stole it from Shield good

stuff I know how you can get sometimes

you want to find fight me you want to

k*ll me you want to what run away I know

it's okay what I'm saying what I'm

offering it's confusing I'm asking you

to rebel against corporate Society I'm

asking you to sacrifice a great deal for

something intangible you need to belong

to something stronger come on scroll

Hunter I want to show you

something our needs are the same our

goals are the same you need to scrw hunt

and I need you to scrw hunt I was

thrilled when sword hired you I need

those Scrolls out of this country this

is our base and they are upsetting the

delicate nature of our work wait wait

did you set me up to come here no does

agent brand work for you no you wouldn't

tell me if she did I would I hate you I

hate everything you represent you

m*rder*r you Howard you keep projecting

your Mania onto me you keep entering my

life as if you're doing me some favor

you better fight me now because I am

going to leave here and I am going to

bring the Avengers and I am going to

that

thought I told you you need us we need

you you want closure here's closure he's

all

yours