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01x03 - Episode 3

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Spider-Woman, Agent of S.W.O.R.D.". Aired: August 19, 2009.*
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After the failed alien invasion of Earth, revenge-seeking P.I. Jessica Drew, a.k.a. Spider-Woman, is recruited by S.W.O.R.D., an agency specialized in eliminating alien threats, to track down the remaining aliens disguised as humans.

01x03 - Episode 3

Post by bunniefuu »

yes i

introduced to you an honest to goodness

squirrel

we caught him trying to blend in with us

he thinks we're stupid

the squirrel empire on the whole must

have thought of stupid stop talking

thing is he's one tough cookie monster

we can't get him to talk we can't get

anything out of him

but now that you're stop talking tell my

friend your name creature

give praise to your queen why

has god forsaken me because he doesn't

like you

oh and there is no god there's that too

could you leave

us alone

god a space alien from the planet creep

group that believes in god

unbelievable could you leave us alone

i'll wait outside i know hydra is

watching

i know there's something else going on

here she hasn't turned over all her

cards yet

all the hell the scrolls made in my life

all they stole from me i've never

actually seen one before

what's your name really not too you're

not even the one i'm looking for

can we go home now wow it took me this

long to figure out

he thinks i'm one of them he actually

thinks i'm the scroll that replaced me

he must be out of his mind who knows how

long he's been here or what they've done

to him

i'm looking for coral cavity they hurt

me

they they are monsters koroo kaviti

take the out of here he doesn't know he

doesn't know anything take me home

how many of you are left here on earth i

i

don't know if you tell me i can get you

out of here oh no

no i'm not your queen no

no no no

no no no

no

k*ll you

you think i can't take this i can take

it

i can take anything you've got

i was born like this i was born

broken

ah

you're welcome

jessica but now

no i don't know what i'm doing

i know i don't know where i'm going

i'm just running i just

have to get out of here i can't be here

i can't no more

two things pack up the building we're

burnt and second

find miss drew and bring her back to me

hire out if you have to

i step out of my panic just in time to

remember

i can't fly crap

when you're about to die the world

doesn't

crank into slow motion your life doesn't

flash before any part of your body

as far as i can tell a couple of times

i've actually come close to dying like

you pretty much gasped for air and go

into some weird world of hyper it kind

of reminds someone that jumping off

buildings only works i actually have my

spider woman i have a unique biology and

the wings on my costume glide me work

for you but it works for me without the

wings just

this at least i can

what was i saying oh yeah

uh hello

yeah can one of you get my clothes and

i'd like to be arrested if at all

possible

yeah this will be fun last time i was

here two days ago madame hydra

assassinated two dozen cops

yes i was out cold for two days at least

i got some sleep

far as they know it was me who k*lled

those cops or i was in cahoots

these cops want to k*ll me and i don't

blame them most of them don't speak

english or maybe i'd say something

try to explain myself but what could i

say

oh why did i ask to come back here

hope that makes you feel better pal but

i know it won't

i'm detective hawaii english good

hi i want you to know i had nothing to

do with the cops why are you here miss

drew

i'm a secret agent hunting alien scrolls

you know that from my last interrogation

which you recorded and the dead body in

your basement

we have many bodies in our basement

since you came here

and those things i'm gonna need them

back in a minute

i have a few more questions in a minute

you did hear the part where i said i

know where hydra is

yes what organization are you working

for

are you kidding me with this hydra just

k*lled a dozen of your fellow officers

and you're giving me the runaround

asking me questions you already know the

answers to

it's a secret how long have you been

in madrid yeah uh-huh

well remember when i told you i can make

people feel a certain way towards me

remember how i made that other cop fall

in love with me

i can turn it the other way too are you

an agent of hydra

no if i focus for a second i can pretty

much scare the piss out of anyone

chemically then what's with the double

talk no

no i'm not i tell you i know where the

t*rrorists who k*lled your cop friends

are and you act like i just tried to

sell you insurance

please don't hurt me you know i could

though right

i came back here because i wanted to do

right by you

he doesn't have to tell me anything i

figure it out

the last cop told me we're arranging a

quiet expedition

they were very interested in finding you

who's here to get me who's here for me

boo all right well whoever was watching

on the little cam is already at the door

i have about three seconds to do what i

gotta do

thing is i did come back here to try to

do right by these guys

i don't know which cops are crooked and

which aren't

all i know is a bunch of guys died for

no reason

guys with families kids

kids

but i won't lie to you i really came

back for myself

i need this stuff to do what i came here

to do

and being bamboozled by hydra wasn't it

being tricked into a showdown wasn't it

and i'm damn well not going to let

someone get the

drop on me

hey there hot pants yeah i know

too late

hey

you