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01x05 - Pyotr's Rejection

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Superman: Red Son". Aired: June 1, 2009.*
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In the 1950s, the Soviet Union reveals that its newest asset is Superman. The sudden revelation causes panic in the United States, shifting the focus of the Cold w*r arms race from nuclear weapons to superhumans.

01x05 - Pyotr's Rejection

Post by bunniefuu »

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what's wrong Superman you look so sad I

hope this isn't anything to do with my

terrible Russian it's just this whole

Superman day fuss parties and parades

just aren't really me oh I know what you

mean there's always something being held

in my honor back on Paradise Island too

I hope tonight isn't too boring for you

great Hera no not in the slightest I'm

actually having a wonderful time I mean

think about it how often do I get to

meet someone like me I see someone's

enjoying herself eh oh Superman's really

nice mother you should talk to him he's

really not like the other men at all you

know he seems a few inches

taller that Diana would make a fine wife

when she makes her Voyage to the man's

world Superman just imagine what kind of

children you could raise eh I'd prefer

to choose my own wife comrade Stalin

besides this notion you have that I'd

ever want to lead the party is really

quite a

misconception I'm scanning Moscow for

your chief of police sir I noticed he

isn't at the party and I just wanted to

make sure he's okay there's no sign of

him anywhere oh for God's sake who cares

about Peter rosof I care about everybody

sir ah there he is you'll have to excuse

me for a moment comrade

catch what are you doing here Superman

you weren't at the party and I just

wondered what happened to you Peter

you've been acting quite irrational

lately and I'm genuinely concerned

what are you talking about you idiot you

don't even know me and would you please

stop fixing things you're driving me out

of my mind I only fix things that are

broken P now please take a seat let's

just sit down and talk about whatever is

getting you so upset here you mean

besides the total stranger meddling in

my Affairs believe me

Superman you're the last guy I can talk

about my problems with he didn't

actually invite you to the party did he

no because all comrade Stalin wants to

do now is show off his indestructible

Man of Steel my friend the rest of us

can go to hell this doesn't have to be a

competition that's easy for you to say

when you're streaking through the sky

Superman not so much fun when you're

down here working in the gutters like

the rest of us

oh