01x18 - The Green Lantern

[bunniefuu]

on my 63rd birthday Brainiac calculated

that the world now contained almost 6

billion

Communists almost 6 billion citizens and

hardly anyone

complained even in

private the Batman seem to be responding

well to their new personalities Brainiac

I think we can safely reintroduce them

to society soon without any serious

concerns a steady hand and some

pioneering neurosurgery and even the

most persistent troublemakers can become

productive workers comrade

Superman what about America still a w*r

zone unfortunately and still refusing

the aid p packages we've offered them

wouldn't it be more Humane to just

invade their Shores and make them fall

in line with the rest of the world out

of the question old friend America will

fall like every other outdated World

economy all we have to do is wait and

pick up the pieces of that much I was

certain all I had to do was buy my time

and the whole world would finally be as

perfect as God had intended it to be it

didn't occur to me for a moment what

Luther had been plotting in his leadline

soundproof

laboratory president Luther ceased

trading with the rest of the world in

January 2001 and created a strict

internal Market where he had absolute

control over every dollar bill by

February he had doubled the standard of

living for every American citizen and he

doubled it again in March but he wasn't

doing this for the people Lex Luther

couldn't stand the people like

everything else in his miserable life

this was just the first stage in the

master plan to finally eliminate

me so what makes you think he'll try to

invade us because Superman is a sick

totalitarian control freak Jimmy and for

the first time in his life things are

going wrong invasion is the only

realistic option he's got left if he's

serious about this perfect world he's

always has talked about but the second

he invades were mashed potatoes Lex what

makes you think you can go head-to-head

with a guy now that he's more solar

charg than ever my indefatigable

superiority complex

Olsen now shut up and take a deep

breath where the hell are we Purgatory

limbo Call It Whatever you were raised

to believe in I myself refer to it as

The Phantom Zone this is where I can

talk outside the limits of super hearing

work beyond the range of those Eerie

Cobalt

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eyes code name green light is the best

hope we've had in almost half a century

of knocking that big lat Tech circus

freak on his indestructible

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backside

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