21x28 - Episode 28

[bunniefuu]

Announcer: previously on "big brother": christie made a

Deal with michie and holly to be a pawn if she survived the

Eviction.

I would be willing to be a pawn.

Like, here I am.

Use me.

Announcer: so michie and holly flipped the house and sent

Sis to jury.

Julie: by a vote of -, christie, you are safe.

Analyse, you are evicted from the "big brother" house.

Announcer: with prank week under way...

No way!

Announcer: ...the head of household was on the line.

And holly rolled into power.

Julie: congratulations, holly!

[ Cheers and applause ] you are the new head of

Household.

Announcer: while cliff, nicole, and jess earned a

Pie-rific punishment.

I want you to each go make a pie right now and smash it in

Your own face!

Announcer:menting to target nick, holly considered cashing

In christie's pawn promise.

Christie volunteered "use me"!

Announcer: but the enlightened one wasn't having

It.

If you go up as a pawn.

Obviously, I did say I would go up as a pawn.

I didn't realize now.

Sadly, I'm not overly surprised that christie reacted

Like this.

So I'm wondering if we amend the right move.

Announcer: a new twist pranked holly's head of

Household reign.

"America's prankster will secretly nominate someone at the

Nomination ceremony."

Oh, my gosh!

That's right.

As h.o.h. I will only be naming one houseguest to nominate this

Week.

Wow.

That's heavy.

Announcer: and america chose nick to be their

Prankster.

That means you are pranking the head of household by

Secretly naming one of the week's nominees.

And if your nominee comes down at the veto meeting, you get to

Secretly name the replacement.

Announcer: at the nomination ceremony, holly chose

Her target...

I have nominated you, nick, because apparently all I do in

This game is nominate you.

Announcer: and the prankster's secret nomination is

Revealed.

Cool.

It obviously isn't fun to be on the block but the fact that I

Was abe to pibt person they thought I had the best chance

Next to is really good.

And sitting next to christie gives me the best chance of

Saying in this game.

I hope her whole game backfires on her and she can walk out the

Door on thursday.

Announcer: tonight, will the power of veto of veto save

Christie or nick.

Plus, the master of zings is back to roast the houseguests.

And what other pranks are in store?

That's disgusting.

Announcer: find out right now on "big brother"!

Come on and get nice and fat, my sweeties!

Announcer: gotcha!

Find out right now on "big brother"!

I love you so much.

♪ ♪ Cool.

This nomination ceremony is adjourned.

I nominated nick because he's a pig threat in this game.

And america's prankster nominated christie.

I was considering putting her up on the block anyway.

But i, or one of my close allies, need win this veto.

Because if christie comes down, I have zero control of who goes

Up as her replacement.

Let's get after it.

So holly puts me up on the block.

And, honestly, I'm not too surprised.

Luckily, I'm america's prankster.

And picked christie to go on the block because sitting next

To christie gives me the best chance of staying in this game.

It's okay.

Love you.

I'm assuming that america's prankster is probably nick.

There's plenty of reason why he would put me on the block next

To him.

But I have a veto to win.

And I'm definitely going to stay as positive as possible.

I mean, I came back from the dead last week.

So if I can pounce back from that, I can definitely bounce

Back from this.

Prank's going to be on you, america's prankster.

Fun time.

It's a game, guys.

I survived last week.

I'll survive again.

♪ ♪ You look damn good up there.

Thanks!

Seriously.

You looked damn good last week.

Why do we look so good when we're doing nom ceremonies?

Geez.

The fact that it's nick and christie is heaven.

And christie's up there not by your doing.

Yeah.

Oh, man, I hope I get nick out.

If you get houseguest choice, who do you think you're going to

Pick?

Uhm, you?

And if I get picked to play in the veto, I'm keeping them

The same.

Yeah.

I mean, my face could be right behind christie's.

I'm not trying to change them.

This week what scares me is america's prankster having

Control of half the nominations.

I have no idea who it is.

I have no idea where their head isa or who would go up as a

Replacement should christie come off.

I don't want to have to worry about those things, so I hope I

Get picked to play and I can bring home a "w" for winning the

Veto.

≫> [ doorbell ].

Come in!

Up for company?

Always.

Oh, my gosh!

Who do you think is america's prankster?

Do you have-- do you have a suspicion gihonestly thought it

Was christie.

But then-- oh, really?

≫> but then she went up.

It's not me.

I don't-- I don't know who it is upon I have no idea.

I'm sorry, I know you and nick are close, I literally

Could not put him up?

I totally get that.

The scary part is that if it's used.

Then who.

Used it on christie.

You don't know who gets put up.

So I really, really don't want christie to come down for

That reason.

That makes sense.

I feel like I have to win this veto just to make sure I'm

Protected.

Yeah.

You okay, christie?

Yeah, I'm all right.

It is what it is.

Sorry you have to sit next to me.

No, it's okay.

I'm sorry we have to sit next to each other.

It's just a game.

No, I know.

It's cool.

That was the smartest move for her game.

I know it's not personal.

I would have... Put me up again, too.

To be honest, if she had to make two, it probably would have

Been me and you anyway.

I don't think that.

No, yeah, uh-huh.

Really?

Yeah.

Well, listen, we're going to both go out.

We're going to get after the veto.

If you get yourself off I'll be... Happy for you.

Honest to god.

It's a game to me.

Year, I really don't want her to win.

I just dont want her to know I'm the prankster.

I hope I win the veto.

And pull myself off and she goes home like she's deserves.

It is what it is.

Only one person can win this game.

I just think that nick must think I'm stupid.

I read energy.

Nick, I'm pretty sure that you're the prankster.

And I don't believe you that when you're wishing me well and

You hope I win the veto.

Let's just be real.

You don't want me to win the veto.

You put me on the block.

Whatever.

We made it this far in this game.

We're going to g*n for it, and if one of us goes, one of us

Goes.

Yeah, bro.

I'm a little scared why we haven't in a while.

I think it's going to be bad tonight.

I'm telling you.

Cliff, jessica, and nicole!

Damn it!

Make enough pies for the entire house.

And make sure everyone gets a pie to the face!

Everyone?

[ Laughter ] everybody gets a pie in the

Face!

Oh, my god.

I have to stay in here longer because they're about to pie

Everyone in the face.

Is nick in the d.r.?

I don't get hit with it now right?

I'm in d.r., I'm exempt?

It was good.

I had like a carnita, or something like that.

I think that's what I had.

What the... No!

You're...

Kidding me.

Are you... Kidding me?

Like, are you actually...

Kidding me?

[ Laughter ] no way!

Oh, that's great!

I heard the door open, I was like, "oh, no."

Are you kidding?

This is so much fun.

♪ ♪ Oh, wow.

That one's big.

Punishment in the "big brother" house tend to be

Horrible.

But this pie punishment is the perfect retaliation for all the

Things that these people have said or done that have just

Annoyed me.

♪ ♪ You're the first one!

Nicole, you went to town on michie.

Oops!

Sorry-- not sorry.

Hey, everyone.

It's time to pick players for the veto competition.

"Only six people will participate in the veto

Competition: the head of household, the two nominees, and

Three other players selected by random draw.

Will the nominees please join me up here?

Here."

There are two people I really want to play and that is tommy

And nicole.

I feel like they'll take me off the block.

Or there are two people I don't want to play and that would be

Jess or michie, because I know they will not take me off.

As h.o.h., I will pick first [ laughter ].

That's disgusting.

Ooooo"h"!

Prank week.

Okay, "big brother," you got me.

Oh, my god, is it full?

Oh, very!

Oh, my gosh!

Oh!

Slippery.

Houseguest choice.

I mean, I guess I'll go with michie.

[ Laughter ] [ applause ]

Oh, that's disgusting.

Nice, isn't it?

Cliff.

[ Applause ] I'm really glad I got picked

To play in this veto competition.

With america's prankster out there, if I win this thing, I

Can keep everything the same and make sure old hague doesn't go

Up on blog.

Oh, it's really slimy.

I'm really hoping they pick tommy for the veto, because

America's prankster gets to pick the replacement.

So with tommy winning the veto, using it on me, it just assures

That we're both safe this week.

Jessica.

[ Applause ] "big brother" will inform us

When the competition is to begin.

Good luck.

Yeah, buddy!

So, like, I was just thinking, like, obviously, I'm

Going for it because I really do want to win it, just to save

Myself.

I'm going as if I'm on the block because who knows who...

Could go up after you.

I really just don't want him to win.

Yeah.

And we'll be gucci.

As long as he doesn't win it--

Everything's fine.

I just know that nick is, like, such a swindler.

I'm scared that nick slike, so good with his words, I don't

Want him to get in anybody's head.

Socially, he's very street smart.

Which is so crazy to me.

I don't see how people don't see through his overly flattering...

I do feel very confident in you having the votes.

Yeah, obviously, I did say, like, in part of me staying, I

Will be a pawn, if that has to be the case.

If I can prove myself in any way and just taking a risk and

Taking one for the team.

That is what I said.

So, yeah, I'm going to give it my all.

Same.

I'm going to head down and get myself out of this towel.

All right, love you both.

See you in a bit.

Love you, too.

Oh, I hate that she really thinks, like, that this is,

Like, us, cashing in that end of the deal.

I feel like she's trying to spin ist as right now she's going up

As a pawn.

No, I didn't put you up.

You notice how she's frais fraisingfraising it like that.

Yeah, christie, you are on the block but it's america's

Prankster doing it, not holly.

So this doesn't make us sure in our deal where you said you

Would be a pawn.

So we might have to cash in on that offer to be a pawn down the

Road.

But she really thinks she's off the hook on her end of the

Deal because someone else nominated her.

The more I talk to christie, I'm like, "it's not the worst thing

In the world if you go home."

Whimsical and feminine and light and I said this will give me

Better dreams, and I started having better dreams in that

Room.

Oh!

[ Cheers ] yes!

Zing!

I'm baaaack!

Shut up!

Follow me, brainless humans.

Oh, my gosh.

As a "big brother" megafan, I cannot believe I am in the

Presence of zingbot.

Miss me, morons?

Yes!

Yes!

He comes every year to roast all the houseguests.

Please don't go too hard on me, zingbot.

Oh, man.

I'm so nervous!

I'm terrified.

I visited the "big brother" house a lot, and I have to say,

This is the biggest group of...

[ Drum roll ] ...losers I've ever seen!

Oh, my god.

Zing-za-zing-zing-zing!

Tooomy!

If all your constant singing and dancing this summer, you remind

Me of my favorite musical-- "little shop of...

Me of my favorite musical-- "little shop of...

Attention."

Zing!

Zippety-zing.

Zing!

Pretty safe to say zingbot hit the nail on the head with

This one, considering tommy's reaction.

Me!

Me!

An attention wh*re?

No.

Attention wh*re?

I am not an attention wh*re.

Nicole!

You say you're afraid of birds.

But you've been living with an old buzzard all season name...

Holly!

What!

Zing!

Oh, my god!

So holly has a couple of years on me.

That's a factual statement.

I like cougars.

Christie!

Hi.

Well, you sure got loud on taco tuesday.

I don't mean your fighting.

I mean your...

Chewing.

Zing!

My chewing.

What are you talking about, zingbot?

I don't think there's anything wrong with the way that I chew.

Honestly, I think she got off pretty easy.

You didn't want to mention the mood swings, the crying, the

Manifestation, the paranoia, the crying, the psychic powers, the

Dreams, the crying.

The crying-- dimension crying?

I almost forgot.

I have something for one of you.

Wait here.

What?

Oh, my god.

Nick!

I brought you a present.

Open it up!

Time for a new...

Haircut!

Zing!

Hail caesar zing!

Zing-za-zing-zing-zing.

Nick's hair, when he first walked into this house, not his

Best look.

The bowl, man!

I do need a haircut really bad.

Nicole!

It must be tough for you in the "big brother" house with no

Friends, no boyfriend, and no contact with the outside world.

This is true.

Actually, you must feel...

Right at home.

Zing!

Zing!

Zing!

Zing!

Zing-za-zing-zing-zing.

Zing!

Not true!

There is one houseguest this summer who is very voluptuous.

And if you dont mind me saying, quite busty.

Pleased to finally meet you...

Cliff.

[ Laughter ] zing!

Zing!

Jessica!

With the game you're playing this sur summer, fans are alread

Planning a convention in your honor.

They're calling it...

"Snooze-fest."

Zing!

Za-za-zing!

I'm relevant!

I know nothing!

Hello!

We haven't met yet.

My name is zingbot.

What shicall you?

Jackson, michie, or...

Pompous d*uche bag?

Oh, my god!

Zing-zing-zing.

I don't think you're a d*uche bag.

I sometimes think you're a d*uche bag, but sometimes not.

He is a pompous d*uche bag.

Let's be real.

Not all the time but nine times out of .

Okay, houseguests, listen up: the scandals and fake news about

My presidency forced me out of office.

And now I'm on the run.

I have decided to hide out in the "big brother" house, and

They will never find me.

[ Siren ].

Oh, my god!

Oh, my god!

Department of zing-land security!

President zingbot, are you under arrest?

You're being charged with obstruction of justice,

Collusion with president pumpkin, and zings against

Humanity!

Come with me!

Hands to the sky!

Unfortunately for us, zingbot tried to hide out in a place

That's under constant surveillance, all day, all

Night.

I can't go to prison!

Houseguests, meet me at the zing-a-tentiary.

Come with me!

I took a hard landing on the way in.

Sure, the boys at the station are going to have their jokes

About it.

But in the end, I got the job done.

I always get the job done.

We just got zinged!

Guys, we literally all just got zinged!

Wow!

It was nice seeing zingbot and all.

But, honestly, it's not going to stop me from going out there,

Winning that veto, secure might go safety, and keeping crist oat

Block.

America put their faith in me as a prankster.

I'm not going to let them down.

Let's go.

Let's go it.

Oh, my gosh!

I see you!

Zing!

Zing!

Houseguests, I need your help to escape the zing-a-tentiary.

Get me out of here!

Zing, I'm mad at you still.

Zing!

Zingbot has been detained, and he's counting on you, his

Loyal followers, to break him out.

Za-zing!

Here's how it works: on "go," maneuver your ball across

The zing-a-tentiariy.

Knock out each of the cameras with the ball to give zingbot a

Clear path to escape undetected.

Beware: there are several holes that your ball could drop

Through costing you precious time.

The first player to knock out all cameras then hit their

Button will free zingbot and win the golden power of veto!

[ Applause ] are you ready to play "free the

Zing"?

Let's do it!

I'm on the block for the third week in a row, and last

Week I literally almost went home.

But I need to make sure they survive another week on the

Block.

So I've got to win this veto.

[ Horn blows ].

k*ll it, guys!

So being america's prankster is amazing, because I got to

Pick a nominee.

Nick has knocked out the first camera!

Unfortunately for me, I'm still on the freaking block, so

I need to win this veto, because it's the only chance for me to

Be % safe.

Right now, my strategy for this competition is to start from the

Bottom and knock out as many cameras as I can as quickly as I

Can.

[ Bell rings ] [ bell rings ].

Jessica!

[ Bell rings ].

And michie knocked out their first camera.

[ Buzzer ] [ buzzer ].

I want to win this veto competition so I can keep the

Nominations the same.

This competition is difficult because we've got these big

Lakes of zingtonium that you can lose your ball in.

And every target that you hit makes another hole that would be

An obstacle going forward.

My strategy is to go nice and slow to make sure they don't

Make any mistakes and that every ball goes into a proper target.

[ Bell rings ] [ bell rings ]

[ Bell rings ] [ bell rings ].

If holly was h.o.h. Any other week, I would be guaranteed

Safety, good to go.

But there's america's prankster, and I have no idea who would go

Up on the block as a replacement.

I've got a job to do, and I need to make sure they don't go on

The block during holly's h.o.h.

So my strategy is to work my way from the top down.

My dad always says do the hard things first, and I'm going to

Live by that.

[ Bell rings ] [ buzzer ]

With america's prankster on the loose, I have had so much of

My h.o.h. Control ripped right out of my fingers.

So I need to win this veto.

[ Bell rings ] iment noms to stay the same.

[ Buzzer ].

No!

Move faster!

I need to get the zing out of here!

[ Buzzer ] [ buzzer ]

[ Buzzer ] my ba*ls are all over the

Place.

They're falling into the pits of zingtrollium.

[ Buzzer ] I mean, I already hit down a

Target and boom another ball goes into a camera I have

Already knocked out.

This competition say complete mess.

Way to go, guys!

Jess, I loved your strategy.

[ Buzzer ].

Nice, keep going.

Some people are really struggling with this comp.

Christie and cliff keep on dropping their ba*ls.

Holly and jess are moving so slowly.

So as I'm looking around the yard, it seems pretty evident

That either nick or mick segoing to win this veto.

Because they're light-years ahead.

[ Bell rings ] nick is in the lead, and

Michie is not far behind!

[ Bell rings ].

Nice, jackson!

Good job.

Keep it going!

[ Bell rings ].

Nice, nick!

I'm realizing this is not my comp to win.

I am right in between nick and michie, and they are k*lling it.

So I'm just sitting here praying that michie takes the win, and

We can get nick out of this game.

[ Bell rings ] [ bell rings ]

Nick's doing well, but I'm not focusing about anyone else

In this competition.

I'm staying focused on me and the job I have to do.

[ Bell rings ] luckily my strategy of starting

Hardest first is paying off, because now I've only got to

Knock out these last few cameras on the bottom, and this veto

Will be mine.

[ Bell rings ] [ bell rings ].

I am k*lling it.

I am knocking cameras out left and right.

The only problem smichie is doing just as well.

I just have to stay focused, keep a steady hand.

I'm going to help zingbot escape the zing-a-tentiariy.

And in return he's going to help me escape eviction because I am

Not going home this week.

[ Bell rings ] [ bell rings ]

[ Bell rings ] [ bell rings ]

[ Bell rings ] yes!

Thank you for helping me escape!

Michie, your reward is the golden power of veto!

[ Applause ] now I've got to get out of here!

Before the department of zing-land security catches me.

So,y called me a pompous d*uche bag, but you're welcome,

Zingbot, because I just freed you with a veto.

America's prank sterk I'm sorry, but holly and I are now back in

Control of the game this week.

So we hate to take it out of your hands, but it's up to us

Now what happens.

Say thank you, pompous d*uche bag.

So I didn't win the veto.

Michie won it.

Side note: michie's a beast.

Chancchances are michie will kee these noms the same.

It's okay, as long as nick is still the target.

I don't feel like the end of the world is here, as long as I'm

Still sitting next to nick on the block.

This is the most crushing veto loss I've had because I'm

On the block and now I don't have a chance of % safety.

This sucks, but I just have a good feeling in my stomach.

I deserve to stay here.

My week isn't over.

My game isn't over.

I'm not going anywhere too soon.

Where can he go!

Zingbot!

Former president, we've lost him!

Repeat, we've lost him!

Zingbot's escaped!

Zingbot's escaped!

No!

Nooooooooooooooo!

Nice job, michie.

Thank you.

Whew!

Whew!

I'm sorery.

You didn't have to go for it.

I didn't know whoed go up.

It wasn't going to be you.

The best way to show loyalty is when people aren't looking.

That's how you show loyalty.

I hope you saw that.

So nick tells me that I didn't have to win.

He also says the best way to show loyalty is when no one's

Looking.

I'm finally starting to connect some dots here.

Putting two and two together, and finally realizing that nick

Is america's prankster.

Nice to meet you.

Who were you going to put up?

Whoever I could beat.

Look, I'm sorry.

I didn't eye didn't know it was you.

I should have told you.

But I hope that you do see that I've been loyal to you.

I do.

The veto didn't go the way that I want it.

I wasn't really planning on telling anyone I was america's

Prankster but now I feel like I can use it to my advantage.

I told him I didn't put him up for two reasons.

One, maybe he'll use the veto on me.

Probably not.

But I wanted to plant a seed in his head I had his back.

I could have put you up.

The best way tow show loyalty is when people aren't... Looking at

What you do.

I didn't know.

Fido make it this week, bro, I hope you know that,.

She hasn't always had you, dog.

Just remember that.

I'm going to let you be.

I love you.

I love you, too.

Keep that between us?

Yeah.

I goch you.

Please.

I goch you.

Good job!

Who?

Nicole?

Clich?

Snik he just told you.

You can't tell anybody.

I won't.

I still can't jeopardize it.

Even if worst-case scenario we decide to, like, somehow cut

A sick deal with him-- no.

And send christie home-- nick and this christie in

This house, I'm not cutting two shady deals.

Lethal.

This is your h.o.h.

And if you want him gone, I'm not going to use it.

Especially knowing that he picks the replacement.

Yeah.

Come on in!

And we scrape by another week.

I had left!

I know!

I hope you know I'm not going to use it.

Okay.

I can't use it.

It's our h.o.h.

We want to guarantee nick goes home.

Showmance or not, she's h.o.h.

Nick is our target.

I'm not going to risk him being in the house and coming after

Her.

You're not going anywhere.

I'm so grateful.

I can't even tell you.

The amount of trust that you guys nut me to, like do this

And, you know, move forward together and the amount of trust

That I put in you guys, and I do trust you %.

I was okay, even it wasn't america's thing, I was okay

Being a pawn.

Look, I really don't want to be on the block for the third week

In a row, but if I have to sit next to anybody, nick is my best

Shot.

I want michie to know how grateful I am that he won the

Veto and he's not going to use it because he say little

Pompous, and he does like to feel like he's the man in

Charge.

Thank you, michie.

You are my hero.

I feel like this is good.

You all right?

Do you need anything?

This sucks.

I'm sorry.

That's fine.

He's not using it.

He had to win it because he didn't know if he would go up or

Not.

He wouldn't have.

That's the worst part.

How do you know?

He wouldn't have went up.

If I wanted him up, I would have put him up.

She was the only person they thought I could beat.

I tell tommy that I'm america's prankster because I need him to

Know that I have his back going forward.

I need tommy's, cliff's, and nicole's vote this week to stay,

And that's what I'm counting on.

So I need him ton that he can trust me, and that he that's

Return the favor for me this week.

Don't tell anyone I just told you that.

I won't, nick, I promise.

Please.

I promise.

I'm going to campaign now.

I'm not giving up.

I literally think I can get the votes.

You definitely can.

Obviously, I already have nicole.

I just need to get you and cliff.

My campaigns are going to be really good, though.

It's going to be hard for me to not get three.

I'm here for you %.

Figet kicked out over her, then, that's crazy.

It's still young.

Who knows what's going to happen.

All right, y'all.

It's time for the veto meeting.

It's time for the veto meeting.

This is the veto meeting.

Cliff, nicole, and jessica!

Each of you make a pie to congratulate the veto winner

With three pies to the face!

Three!

[ Laughing ] oh, no!

Oh, no!

Oh, my gosh!

Yeah, get it in there good.

Congrats, mick.

Michie!

Every time!

Christie and nick have been nominated for eviction.

But I have the power to veto one of the nominations.

I have decided...

Not to use the power of veto.

This veto meeting is adjourned.

Michie didn't use the veto.

And although it sucks to still be on the block, I am the

Prankster, and I put christie on the block next to me for a

Reason.

But what she doesn't know is that I've already started

Campaigning.

They'd be stupid to keep christie over me.

Nick is my target this week.

So by michie not using the veto, it just secures that nick will

Stay on the block.

So I feel pretty good that I'll be able to get my shark this

Week.

The thought of having to evict either nick or christie

Really, really hurts me.

I don't know what's going to happen.

But the idea of losing either one of them is bad for my game.

But it's also going to hurt me on a personal level.

I love them both so much.

Either way, my numbers are dwindling.

Announcer: who will be evicted from the "big brother"

House, nick or christie?

Find out live tomorrow night at :, : central, on "big

Brother"!