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09x02 - Episode 2

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Big Brother". Aired: July 5, 2000 – present.*
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A group of contestants known as "HouseGuests" live together in a specially constructed house that is isolated from the outside world for a cash prize of $500,000 (or $750,000 in the 23rd season onwards).

09x02 - Episode 2

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on Big Brother 16 single house guests who are looking for love moved into the

Big Brother house X's Jacob and Sharon had no idea they were about to come face

to face with one another I had to regain Consciousness it was like a blow to the face while Jane and

Ryan moved in deciding to keep their relationship secret Jen and I have been

dating nine months total everyone quickly realized that romance was in the

air and a surprise announcement turned the Big Brother house upside down each one

of you has a perfect match sitting in this living room right now

that was only the beginning you'll be playing the game not as individuals

but as couples oh my gosh shocked by the announcement each house

guest was paired up with their soul mate Alex with Amanda Matt with Natalie James

with Chelsea and Joshua with Neil ex-c couple Jacob and Sharon found themselves

back together again

while Jen and Ryan found themselves compatible with other house guests she's

paired up with this other guy she's sleeping in this bed and you know obviously there's going to be a little jealousy and Adam and Sheila clashed

from the very start I didn't open you okay okay it's okay then why are you calling them off I'm not because

it doesn't know there's no as*ault taken with no time to work out their differences another twist stunned the

house one couple will win the sole power to evict another couple in just a matter

of hours and in a battle of endurance I can't feel my damn legs that's one couple

outlasted the rest Parker and Jen congratulations

cool Jen and Parker evict from the Big Brother house will Jen and Ryan be able to keep their

relationship a secret and who will become the first couple to be crowned head of household find out

tonight on Big Brother till death do you park

[Music] foreign

all right after some negotiating we have our first Power couple we are the power

couple we're like Brad and Angelina

as the winners you are now the first ever power couple and the fate of these

couples now rests in your hands Parker and I won it that was so exciting and the best part about it is I knew Ryan

was going to be safe this week because I had the ultimate power to evict somebody from the house and I could still keep

Ryan and I a secret you have only a matter of hours to make this decision

when Jen and I I'm the power couple competition it gave us the power to evict any couple I think Sheila and Adam

are like Had Each Other's throats the best thing is for them to not be here

nice work girl I'm so happy for you with Jen and Parker winning that was

definitely the best scenario Park and I just kind of off the bat became close I just think he is just awesome I

definitely don't think that I will be going home many times soon very worried that they were gonna vote

out Sheila and I I cause they're fighting all the time disrupting the flow of the house making everybody

uncomfortable now I do prior to work for yarn off to the foundation on points but it's all right good stuff I'm building I

want something to take some money I want to do a hair salon for kids with special needs you know what I'm saying sort of ret*rds can get it together to get their hair done you know what I mean

I'm not saying anything offensive right everyone bro never

mind you know what huh no no I swear to God I can't believe you just said that

I do have friends and family that are affected by children with disabilities so the comment that Adam made was

absolutely heart-wrenching oh yes

[Music]

I don't want to go but I got to tell you you have no idea how Adam he's just so

creepy he's like yeah help these kids with

autism I want to like get like a little Salon where they can get their hair done and he goes yeah he'll I help ret*rds

and I'm like what what right now I want to cry because no you you just so like

said something that I'm not going to be able to live with how did I get how did I get it no does he know that you're yes

he knows I can't stand him just I have to sleep in a sleeping sleeping bag with him on a floor

physically ill so I don't want to be with this guy I want to be stuck with this guy I know somebody who's like the

best person on the planet right who is down Center you know he's a great guy yeah

[Music]

you don't call children that have disabilities ret*rds

I know what I heard outside I know I'm not crazy I know what I heard you call them outside they're ret*rds they're not

[ __ ] they're [ __ ] yeah but you don't see how that's insensitive I don't see what's saying I don't think

you don't think if I came home yeah it was bad no

you don't see that the whole thing what's them there's other things you didn't want to pull him down the other one classifying people it was the way

you said it and it really was like Wow grass and I said when I mute that's it

sweetheart don't tell me what I need to do I bust my a*s bro the healthiest

now and this girl wants to blow it up she is this man

[Music] 's gonna find a weird way that we know

each other I don't know like some connection along the way possibly I don't know we're gonna have to we're

gonna have to explore that [Applause] [Music]

what's up are you I mean I mean all the qualities that I see about you I mean

really [Applause] [Music]

but I like a good girl maybe I don't know it compliments me yeah yeah I'm

total that yeah totally yeah yeah I felt a real connection with Ryan not just on

a friendship level but he's just a very deep person

yeah Ryan and I are a couple outside of the

house he's my baby he's everything to me oh and what I have to distance myself

from him and I don't know it's just it's hard

[Music] Parker said do you care that I'm

sleeping in my boxers I was like I ain't cuddling with you I don't care I just I don't know I'm just thinking the worst

thing I know but don't but I don't think that works because I mean it would be different then I see

you guys walking around [Music]

but when I got paired with Parker it changed everything for me and Ryan

because so far I really haven't gotten a chance to like sit down and talk to him and you know do that I mean it's hard

this is the hardest secret I don't think I've ever had to keep and it's k*lling me Ryan knows I'm here this is a game

[Applause] [Music]

it's not like a butterfly sting like a bee oh I'll sting that like a baby

when Julie said that Amanda was gonna be my soul mate Alex I Now Pronounce your

soul mate Amanda [Applause] I want to give Julie a big kiss

[Music]

amazing there's more to her than her butt cheers

I would love to find love in this household I mean there's got the looks She's Got the body she's got a personality

you ought to make a cute couple like cosmetically together yeah don't you think they cosmetically look good Alex

is so good idea that Alex could be my soulmate

you never know obviously we're both put in this house for a reason [Music]

trust y'all because y'all are real but the only other guy that I trust in this house would be Alex Alex dude I'm on the

same page man you want to stir stuff up that's something that you know brings enjoyment to this house and that's what

I like to do I definitely like to turn the chicken up you know the worst people

of the whole game got power coupled

I don't I don't trust him he's in here for the money and that's it backstabber wait till I get HOA just asking out

peace out peace yeah Parker's snake

Jacob said that he doesn't trust Parker and I went along too because I don't want our secret getting getting out

there I'll tell you like what I've been hearing my Parker's a snake

you want to know why he's my partner like okay hello I tell you why Parker

seems gutless Godless Relentless heartless heartless what do you think

how you think heartless Jacob was like people are talking about Parker him

being a snake if that makes me a Target now if someone thinks my partner's a snake everybody's just saying he's a

snake I just want to let you know oh man Jacob telling all this to Jen I don't know why Jacob wouldn't have suspected

that Jen wouldn't go tell her partner I was a total bonehead move contact

don't lose it close your eyes go like that [Music] well it's faker

now she's going to the bathroom dude [Music]

oh my contact and I needed to get solution and I was talking to Joshua about it everyone is telling me that

I think Parker is a snake get here now we've got a situation I

just went outside and Jacob told me that everyone's talking about you and how they think you're a snake

huh for real uh-huh I just want to go outside right now can

we go with you oh my god confrontation already I'm not gonna put up with that man

[Music] what it is what it

isn't it so [Music]

I'll tell you I'll tell you what's cold as hell Korea is cold and I'll tell you what's cold

the fact that you didn't think that my partner was going to come back and tell me that you think people think I'm a

snake who told you that yeah somebody said you didn't tell me who I

don't think it's my business it is your business I told her that people are walking

around here thinking you're a snake you know what so what's wrong with bringing something to you so who

should I wake up everybody in the house okay well let's do that do it

I've been trying to be nice to people and they want to talk about me behind my back my whole house is about to be woke

up rise and shine rise and shine rise and shine people excuse our rise

and shine we we got a discussion what's up out in the living room

here I'm half asleep walking into different room like all confused

we're gonna see who's lying I'm sorry I woke y'all up but this just needs to be a dress right here I will

not tolerate people talking you know I mean if any one of y'all have a problem with me damn it address that with me

right now you think I'm a snake say that address me with it holla at me I'm right

here who was it

what are you talking about okay I'll name names and everything I don't care he was telling my partner that he heard

that people think I'm a snake so I'm like who was it this it won't speak on it

who said it call them out call them out

who did you over here call him out call him out who did you overhear so I'm

gonna be the one to send somebody home because they caught Parker a snake for somebody somebody said it who said it

why do I have to be the one that says you did it well I can't they man up I feel like he just said it and doesn't

have the back it up if you don't want to address it you said it don't eat it I let him know I overheard somebody

called Parker snake yeah

because you're not going to be a man and stand up and call any of these about nothing against you but if you're gonna

throw something on the table you better back it up if you guys want to think I'm the one

that said what about your partner that's in this with you you do not care about you don't care I don't care you don't

care about her you guys could look at me I overheard somebody

that's not my business get out of here I did the right thing and now every now everybody now everybody's looking at me

like I'm done Jacob may just kept me in this game um

coming up the same song like that I got blindsided I hear I'm half asleep he's

getting attacked which then turns into me getting attacked because we're together with evictions coming up the target went from here to here with us

you handled it the total right away I'm so proud of you I feel like we need to

call Sharon in here and be like dude you're gorgeous you rats over

and she's gonna blame it [Music]

just happened and just all of us were just playful like we used to keep in here give me some kind of stuff so I'm

not light-sided you can start that bottom real hard right I don't think

this is a backfire and you're just totally Jacob world and oblivious

[Music]

everyone talk to you last night I thought 110 safe but I mean

with this happening I mean I don't know what Parker's thinking being a marine bright you always have a plan you always have a plan of attack you always have

plan B C D E F yourself

potato parts

[Music] is it Alex a man

you're forgetting the situation that I'm in right now that's why you need to tell me Jacob and

I are a package deal if the target's on him it's on me I will do whatever I can to get the target Less on him

who was it

Ryan as far as I know I mean I'm cool

Jacob's bye-bye so is Sharon I'm not sitting here getting back doored because he happened up his mouth I mean I didn't

work my butt off being cool getting to know everybody so that him just to throw it away over one stupid comment if Ryan

can't come clean about calling me a snake then I mean I don't see any point in keeping him in the game

[Music]

[Applause]

[Music]

[Music]

and he's arrested I'm sure it was like I don't think Ryan likes you because you know

maybe you didn't even hang out with Ryan a little bit more yeah I wanted to keep Ryan and I a secret but now that

Parker's thinking about putting him up I I just can't do it anymore I'm gonna have to tell him I'm gonna have to

[Music] I have to tell you now

[Music] Ryan are dating and have been for almost

a year I can't send him home

oh scandalous so we're the big secret this season a couple living together with all

this temptation you brought it up I had to tell you don't get me wrong I'm not throwing hiding it from you I was just

waiting for the right time don't worry about it of course they're still my Ace now in the end me and you are winning

and Ryan knows that I will always hurt your back that's what I'm gonna tell

Ryan later when we end up talking no matter what I'm in this to win the game yeah we have a relationship but I'm here

to win I want to win would I have a problem putting Ryan and Allison up as a pawn hell no but I don't want to do that

to him anymore and that's that would be bad karma dude Bad Karma you have to promise me that will not leave us do you

think we have a shot at this are you kidding me right now we don't

have a shot we have it in the back I never thought I just need to do we need to be really strong hold on

how you doing buddy yeah

I had to tell him because he wanted to put your nails and up yeah I couldn't believe genital Parker

about the two of us dating so quickly it was just hey it wasn't nothing personal because I thought you're awesome but like I knew you you're too strong you

guys are strong nobody knows that I trust you dude oh I got you I know that

I had to tell Allison about Jen and I dating it wouldn't be fair to her for Jen and Parker and myself to know and

for me to leave her out there's some very very important that what oh you're gonna freak me out I know

it so here's the thing Parker and Jen we're

at the top of their list for them to evict here's the little twittest gin it does

not want it because men are dating

you and her away we're dating are you serious

wait a minute you what a little shocked right now yeah I'm a little like

yeah oh my God oh my God all right with me

right now no I swear to God it's where on your mom we're still teammates here we still have

each other's back you know I mean yeah but your girlfriend is here how would you like how would you feel if I said my

boyfriend's here my girlfriend's sharing a battle with another guy you know how hard this is on me wow

I have such mixed feelings about the whole thing we still can go all the way I feel like everything we talk about

strategy wise is going to go back to John you know no me and you are still we

don't have to consult with them on anything and I have to like admit like I think that you're so cool and like I'm

kind of like bummed you know too all right like you're so cool you know

I'm not happy that they're dating at all vine would be better off with someone like me who is less jealous and catty

and you know needs to be the center of attention constantly we're all in it

together now I do not trust Jen

I do not trust Allison I don't trust Parker I don't think I could trust Ryan that's

four would be we'll be good okay all right well I'm gonna head in all right good talk good talk

[Music]

[Music] [Applause]

[Music] he was snoring that's another thing I

can't stand and I'm stuck with this guy foreign

[Music]

he's the most annoying person in here and I'm with him she needs to turn on positive attitude and do something about

her she's going to be gone real quick [Music] thank you

hey the TV changed addiction today every time you walk by you see it oh my

God living room everyone when we saw it on the screen eviction today it was just

like it was really real and it was really scary and it was really upsetting [Music] foreign

[Music] I can't believe this is getting to me

dude it's just too short of time to you know make a decision like this and we

gotta do what we got to do I know it sucks it's time for the eviction ceremony

yeah right here right now [Music]

um as you guys know um me and Jen are the first ever Big Brother power couple

we have the ultimate decision to um evict one of the couples from the house

we have came to the decision we talked to a lot of you I think we talked to every Everybody individually some other

housemates didn't feel comfortable with certain people still being in here

in this situation there are there's um

one in particular couple I feel bad for her because she's an

unlucky situation [Music] and something that happened with her

partner just we can't look past it and neither can

anybody else so I'm sorry but don't take a personal baby please don't

take it personally we love you but unfortunately we're gonna have to be a big

Jacobson I'm so sorry we love you we do

sorry [Music]

okay [Music]

[Music]

okay it's okay

[Music] [Applause] thumb wrap

that was the easy target but if Jacob had not said what he had said

why did she have to be with him why why couldn't you've been with somebody else

the fact that we did not walk out of here is because of Jenna Parker they did us a huge favor but I feel Adam is a

loose cannon I I know how I feel right now um but I don't know how Adam feels

[Music] I'm staying in this house nothing more

positive could have happened for me like you know playing stupid like I am like oh I don't know anything I have no game

um I think we'll get a lot further than I thought so we shall see

it's something [Applause]

the whole backyard was just filled with all these little boats and this little stream with Bridges it's just like

hearts everywhere Tunnel of Love because we are the first ever power couple and

not the head of household we will not be hosting this HOH competition we will be

playing in it we need to win head of household I'm

really gonna try to remove some very strong players in the house and Big Brother thought that since this is the

season of love it is only appropriate that a couple that found love in the Big

Brother house should join us tonight as the host of this competition

[Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music]

[Applause] foreign I saw Eric and Jessica I got so excited

because I absolutely loved season eight I love it you may remember us from Big

Brother eight and in case you're still wondering we are together the competition is gonna test how well

you know your soul mate you will each be separated from your partner and ask six questions the goal of this competition

is to correctly match your partner's answer you will earn hearts for each correct match as the game progresses the

questions in each round will be worth more Hearts the couple with the most hearts at the end of six questions will

be named your very first head of household

emerge from Big Brother and

the time for half of you to go inside

if you could describe your first impression of your soulmate with a rug sign what would it be

ahead turn back now or bumpy road ahead

first up is Jen Full Speed Ahead let's see what Natalie's answer is

let's see what Neil's answer is let's see how Chelsea answered

let's see how Sheila answered Allison

Jen why did you choose Full Speed Ahead I I had because Parker and I realized that

we made a great match and that we were in this to win this for one heart let's see if you guys got it correct

[Applause] [Music] why did you choose Full Speed Ahead

because I thought he was fabulous that's right bam yeah

high five

Sheila why did you choose turn back now uh because come on is it not obvious

it could be Full Speed Ahead

this next question is worth too hard what physical trait would turn you off

the mouse bad tea hairy legs a spare tire or a unibrow

let's see what physical trait Natalie chose

next up is Neil and Joshua

kelsia Amanda

come on out Sheila oh Allison

[Applause] all right last up we have Jen

Matt what was your answer to this question

badly and Matt that brings you guys up to three hearts [Music]

[Applause]

unibrow Adam let's see what you got I got an

iced tea so I don't like bad teeth

so Jen why did you select hairy legs and Parker wouldn't want me to have more

hair than him [Music] oh unibrow

all right on to the next question guys question number three which of the following would be your Ultimate Fantasy

a naughty nurse innocent cheerleader flexible gymnast or

strict Dominator this question is worth three hearts let's see if Neil comes out

sport in the fantasy that Joshua wants to see [Music]

[Applause] [Music] [Applause]

next up we have Amanda [Applause] Sheila come on out

Hello Nurse come on out Allison

next up let's see what channel is selected

we got Natalie

so Neil Let's uh talk about the flexible gymnast here talking talking earlier and he said he

dated a gymnast or something like that I don't know [Music]

that is correct Sheila why do you select the naughty nurse outfit I think he

needs a woman to take care of him oh baby besides I take care of I like my girls a little bit bossy like a strict

zombie

okay let's see what you got naughty nurse [Applause]

Matt and Natalie that's worth three hearts you are in the lead after round three all right guys let's switch it up

and uh head inside first question for you guys if you could

change one part of your body which would it be your face your chest your butt

your thighs let's see what part of the body Jane said

oh [Music] [Applause] Alex

Oh mommy's sleeping next is Adam

next is Parker

Joshua yeah Chelsea what did you pick

[Applause] it face

my big butt but

Natalie what did you put I unfortunately chose five

Natalie and Matt have six hearts and they are in the lead there's a triple tie for second Chelsea and James Amanda

and Alex and Allison and Ryan okay guys back inside for the next question for

two hearts here is your next question in your wildest fantasy who would you most

like to see show up at your doorstep on a lonely afternoon the pool boy pizza

delivery guy The Gardener or the Cable Guy

who did Alex say that he thought Amanda would like to see on her doorstep

oh baby Adam [Music]

Ryan oh yeah oh yeah now it's Parker's side

yeah come on Maddie yeah Joshua

James and Chelsea nice Allison what did you write

[Applause]

[Applause] after he's done cleaning my pool

see ya I am not every girl this girl likes to eat

a lonely afternoon all right it's time for our final question this is going to

decide the very first head of household of the Season it is worth three points

good luck going into this last question the only people that had an opportunity of winning are Amanda and I

Matt and Natalie and Ryan and Allison which of the following celebrity types

best describes your personality [ __ ] underwear model

narcissistic athlete rebellious rocker

or pretentious royalty everything hinged on this one question and I really just

wanted to get a little bit of power so I was very nervous so the pressure was on it was like do or die like we have to

get this question right let's see what celebrity type Alex thinks best describes Amanda's personality

[Music] me [Music] [Applause]

Brian [Applause] [Music]

Matt [Applause] okay let's see if Amanda said athletes

to take the lead [Music] [Applause]

Allison and Ryan you need this one tracked to stay in the game oh rebellious rocker I'm a rebel okay it

all comes down to this Amanda and Alex you now have a total of nine Hearts Natalie and Matt if you get it correct

you'll be the first head of household couple

let's see what Natalie's answer is so I'm more of an athlete

congratulations Amanda and Alex you Roblox

[Music] congratulations we won first HOH BB9

[Music] [Applause] congratulations congratulations winning

head of household with my lovely soulmate means a lot [Music]

does everybody need to be scared of course everyone needs to be scared we're making it to the to the end absolutely

coming to win the 500 000. I think Alex is a very tough competitor we are good friends but at the same token he is my

competition my first thought went Amanda and Alex

one was just uh oh I have to play for both sides like both for Jen and Ryan

whom I don't trust and who would be the last person I would align with in the entire house based on the fact that Jen

is dating Ryan and honestly like it's just starting to get to me like to the

point where like I'm not sure I want to keep the secret who will Alex and Amanda nominate for eviction and now that

Allison and Parker know about Ryan and Jen's secret relationship will Allison's jealousy tear the couples apart find out

Sunday at 8 7 Central on Big Brother till death do you part

God [Music]