23x02 - Episode 2

[bunniefuu]

-Announcer: previously on big brother...

-Wow!

-Announcer: strangers were cut off

From the outside world,

And began a game of skill, strategy,

And social manipulation.

-Nice to meet you. You all are gorgeous.

-Announcer: among them, the braniac,

The lawyer, the blackbelt,

The flight attendant,

The phlebotomist,

And the son of a boxing legend.

The winners of the kickoff competitions became captains

As part of the first big twist.

-Julie chen: you will all be playing the game

In teams.

-Oh, my god! -Wow!

-Announcer: and frenchie drafted the jokers.

Whitney formed the aces.

Christian chose his kings.

And claire picked her queens.

-Chen: and with that,

All four teams are set.

-Announcer: with safety on the line

For the entire winning team,

The head of household was underway.

-Whoo!

-Announcer: and it was not a king nor queen

But a joker who took the crown.

-Yes! -Chen: congratulations.

Not only is frenchie safe

But his entire team is safe for the week as well.

-Announcer: and since they finished last,

The kings will be living like paupers

As the first have-nots of the season.

-Chen: kings, I'm sorry. -Good job, girl.

-Chen: you are all have-nots

For the week. -Oh, my god.

-Announcer: with it being a summer

Of big risks and big rewards,

Julie dropped a bombshell announcement.

-Chen: we are adding a quarter

Of a million dollars to the grand prize.

The winner of "big brother" will receive

$,!

-Oh, my god! -[Cheering]

-Announcer: she had a special offer

For the new head of household.

-Chen: frenchie, all you have to do

To get a second week of safety

Is land those two oversized dice

On that table in front of you,

And I'll give you seconds to do it.

-Announcer: but frenchie was unwilling

To bet the farm.

-I miss my family. I'm keeping the h.o.h.

-Announcer: tonight the farmer

Will sow the seeds of eviction

At the inaugural nomination ceremony.

Who will end up on the chopping block?

Plus, the next big twist is unleashed.

Things are heating up at the b.b. Beach club

Right now on "big brother"!

-Oh, my god! This is the house!

♪

-Let the game begin.

Am I right? -Yes, sir.

-Oh, my god,

-Wow! -It is gorgeous.

-Dude, sharks. I hate sharks.

-So cool.

-Guys, can we get over this house?

-Frenchie, I'm with you.

-Oh, my god! This is...

-Thank you. Same.

-I'm the h.o.h.

Oh, my god. I'm so happy.

We're good. We're good this week.

And then julie offers me two weeks.

I was feeling so froggy,

I came about a lightning bug's length

From the butt crack of a donkey

To taking that,

But I couldn't do it.

I couldn't put my team...

...in jeopardy because of a gamble.

I would've had the huge target on me,

And somebody else would've been h.o.h.

And we wouldn't be parading it around the house like this.

The old guy ain't going home first this week, though.

-This is like...

Barbie's coral playhouse.

-I can't believe that I'm here.

It's just sureal.

Like, I'm frickin' here.

I'm in this house.

I'm, like, frickin' here.

So, I'm on team joker.

♪

-Am I incredibly happy I'm safe?

Yes. But I came in, like,

First person who wins h.o.h., I'm gunning for him.

Okay. Well, uh, we are allies now.

So that strategy out the window.

We got chicken nuggets.

-You're the perfect person to get first h.o.h.

Because you miss your kids already.

-I don't have kids to miss.

I get good vibes from everybody,

Especially my teammates.

We got me, the leader,

We got xavier, sarah beth and alyssa.

I'm completely happy with the choices I made.

Uh, not really happy with the outcome.

I knew a team win would be huge,

So I really wanted it, and it slipped through my fingers.

So, where's the-- where's the have-nots room?

-That's what I'm trying to figure out.

-Oh! We're in the "big brother" house.

Julie says the prize money is now $,.

I cannot believe it.

Like, it's $, more.

Ahh! The wall!

There's just so much I can do with that for my family,

With my community.

Wow.

This is the bathroom.

The "big brother"-- we're in the house!

-Is there, like, a fish tank I can jump in and catch dinner?

Being the last pick was tough. I felt like the kid

That never gets pikced for dodge ball.

I have to up the ante a bit,

Maybe let people know I'm not a total chump.

I'm one of the founders on a tech startup.

-Get out! -Yeah, yeah.

I should've thrown that out.

♪

-So, you said you do voice acting.

-Yes, I do. -Your voice is amazing.

-It is. -Tell me what you've done.

-I've mostly done, like, indie video games.

I do, like, personalized, like, sleep tracks

And asmr, stuff like that. -That's awesome.

-Yeah.

That's a lie.

I'm actually a forensic chemist.

But I told everybody that I was a voice actress.

I think forensic chemist sounds really cool and smart,

And I don't want the other houseguests to think

That I'm super cool or smart.

I just speak people to sleep. -You have a very soothing voice.

-That's the cutest thing I've ever heard in my entire life.

Who said that? A fairy?

Is that a princess? -Y'all are so sweet.

Thank you very much.

♪

-[Lively chatter]

-Oh, my goodness. You guys.

We're here.

Yo!

-I'm definitely excited to be head of household.

And I'm excited to meet all these people,

But at the same time, I know what's coming next.

I have to nominate two people for eviction.

-Maybe we can all go in a circle and, like,

Go over everybody's name so we got it.

-You can sit around and meet each other all you want.

But for me, it's game time.

-What's up, everyone?

My name is derek. I'm from maryland,

But I live in new york now.

-Nice. -My name is britini.

I'm years old from niagara falls, new york.

My mom's a teacher, my nana was a teacher,

I'm a family of teachers.

I'm a graduate m.a.

-Yes! -We love that.

-My name is derek. I am from philadelphia, pa.

So since there is another derek,

I will go by big d.

-Oh!

-I can barely tell you guys apart.

-Uh, my name is alyssa. I'm from sarasota.

And I co-own a swimwear line I just launched in june.

-Wow. -Congratulations.

-Um, I'm whitney. I'm from happy valley, oregon.

And I own a freelance hair

And makeup company. -Okay.

-Hi, guys. I'm hannah.

I'm from chicago, illinois.

My mom is from south africa,

And my dad is indian.

-No. No one stands out.

Yes, they do. They all do.

Sarah beth, cute as a button.

Azah, gorgeous.

Hannah's very cute.

Whitney-- very attractive.

The person I think

That'd put "operation nomance" in jeopardy

Would be alyssa.

You know what? No.

Operation nomance.

There's definitely going to be some temptation this summer.

Ahh.

-My name is azah.

I used to model, and I decided

To change careers to hospitality,

So I'm a sales coordinator, and I love it.

Another interesting fact: I come from a polygamous family.

My grandfather-- he had six wives,

So I have over direct cousins.

-Wow! -I thought I had a big family.

-So, my name's tiffany. I'm from detroit.

I have a son. I'm a single mom.

He's . -Aww.

-So, he's at home, like, "go, mom!"

-Amen. -My name is frenchie.

I'm . I'm from tennessee, and I'm a farmer.

-[Cheering]

-And I'm a dad. I have three kids.

-I'm claire,

And I'm a qa engineer at a tech company.

So many techies here. -Oh, hey.

-I live in new york city in queens,

In astoria. -Oh, hey.

-And I'm so excited to be here.

-[Cheering]

-My name is brent. -Hi, brent!

-Hi, guys.

Uh, so...

My last name is champagne. So my name is brent champagne.

-So where's the champagne?

-You're in a hole. Where is it?

-This isn't enough?

-Yeah, right.

-What's up? My name's travis.

I'm actually originally from austin, texas.

I went to business school there, graduated,

Started a tech, uh, starup that

Did well enough, allowed me to move to hawaii.

-Damn. -I've been there a year now.

-"It did well enough."

-Yeah, just well enough that I live in hawaii.

-My name's christian. I'm from connecticut.

I'm a general contractor's assistant.

Whether it's roofing, siding.

You know? Everything. -A man's job.

-Exactly. Exactly.

So handy work.

-I don't like meatheads.

A meathead to me is somebody

That's got them big old jacked up muscles,

Like, c*ck attitude,

And, like, just suave with the ladies.

The meatheads in the house would definitely be travis,

Brent, xavier,

And christian.

But during the kick-off competition,

I already promised derek f.,

Travis and xavier safety.

I promise y'all if I win h.o.h.,

Every one of y'all is safe.

Every one of y'all. I promise.

So, sorry brent and christian.

I've got my eye on you.

A meathead's going home this week.

With a passion.

♪

-Hey, have-nots!

-Uh-oh. -Let's go check out your room!

-Bye-bye. -Let's go, have-nots!

-Which door is it? This one?

-Ah, damn.

There's a damn jet ski in the bed.

I'm on team kings, and because we're royalty

And because we came in last place in the h.o.h. Competition,

We're going to, unfortunately,

Have the pleasure of being have-nots this week.

-This is horrible.

-Oh, my... -Hey!

-Guys, this is horrible.

-Got on here. Get on here.

Where we going, man?

-[Shouting]

-And then all week we get to eat slop

For breakfast, lunch, dinner,

Linner, uh, snack.

-Oh, my god. There's no cover?

-Definitely not looking forward to the cold showers.

-Aww. -Bye, baby.

-This ain't it.

-How did they come up with these ideas?

The have-not room looks miserable.

There's no way.

I'm praying I never have to be a have-not.

That room is atrocious.

God bless them.

-I'm not going to lie. This is really bad.

♪

-I was like, "you know what?"

Every season they always -yup.

-Go after the easy person. -Correct.

Which would have been me. -Not this year.

-No, not this year.

-Derek is somebody that's sincere.

We instantly just get each other.

We clicked from the second we locked eyes.

Gave each other that look. It's ride or die now.

-Me you, are we're going to do this? Like, final two?

-Yeah.

-I trust you with my life.

-I swear to god. Look. -I swear on my family.

-I put everything I love.

-I got you. I got you.

I love frenchie.

People are not going to think

That me and him are working together.

We're completely two opposite types of people.

We kind of look like the underdogs, which is great.

And I'm like, "let's keep doing this

All summer and make it to the end."

Let's keep this going.

I'm not going to the final two with nobody else.

-I'm not either. I swear to god. -I'm not playing.

-Everything I love... -Okay.

-We riding. -This is it.

-This is it. -Let's do it.

-We've done it since day one. -Yup.

-I love... -I love this.

♪

-Is that christian? Or is that travis?

-The guy with the blue eyes. What's his name?

-Christian. -Christian.

Christian with the blue eyes.

-I mean, he has nice eyes. But, I mean, he aight.

-I'm just going to tell you now,

My plan's to be the showmance k*ller.

Don'’t get no showmance. -Oh, no.

-Obviously, you guys know that, like,

I refuse to nominate women this week.

-Okay. -Personal preference.

-I really appreciate that.

-I love frenchie.

I'm tired of alpha males being able to force things through

And getting their way to the end.

Keeping a woman safe this week

And making sure that no woman is nominated is completely

My vision for this game path forward.

I'm so happy that frenchie and me are on the same page.

-The question is, are we going to do the normal,

Go the easy route,

Or are we going to get people that we know

Will beat us now?

-Yeah.

-And let us go to the end together

And have fun the rest of the summer. You know what I mean?

The reason I'm promising these people safety

Is because, ultimately, next week I don't have safety.

And on top of that,

If I tell you you're safe,

I'm actually going to mean it,

So I'm trying to set myself up long-term.

And if I can do that,

Then I have a way better chance of staying here

And making it to that final two chair.

I just want y'all to know, like, you really,

Like, honestly, you don't have to worry about anything.

-If I win h.o.h. Next week...

-And that's all I ask. -You're fine.

-And that's that if you win h.o.h. Next week,

Just return the favor to me.

If it's stress, don't let it be.

-It's just anxiety. -If it's induced by me,

Don't worry.

-Okay.

-Enjoy, like, your time. -Yeah, yeah, yeah.

-You are nowhere, not even a thought.

-I appreciate that. Thank you.

Honestly, like, I believe him.

Like, I know you shouldn't trust really anyone in the house,

Especially day one, but he just seems

Like a very genuine person.

My team literally just lost.

And to know I'm safe

That puts such a weight off of my shoulders.

-We're going to go far. -For real. Yes.

-So being a fan of the show,

I'm not going to do the things that fans expect

And nominate the usual suspects.

I'm about to shake things up.

We've got to. We've got to stick together. We're parents.

-I will ride with you, frenchie. -Always.

I got you. I promise.

-I really feel good about frenchie in the house.

I really do. He seems very genuine.

I definitely see myself working with frenchie.

-I do not plan on

Evicting a woman this week. That's not in my plans.

That's not what I want to do. It will be a man.

And now that I've talked to everyone,

It's time to put my plan in motion.

It's time to get a meathead out of this house.

♪

-Make yourself at home, man.

-Man, you must have slept like a baby.

-Man, I did. This bed is so big.

-I'm looking at brent as a target because

Didn't want to talk to me. Super distant.

But me being an h.o.h. That's probably a bad idea.

Like, you were the person that I wanted to sit down with

And, like, see where your head's at.

Cause we didn't get that opportunity

To, like, talk and things like that,

But I'm the type of person that

I don't want to assume anything.

-First off, I admire the passion that

You have for your family.

And when I have children one day and a wife,

I hope i, you know-- -man, I'm telling you.

Like, when you have, like, your own kid,

-Yeah. -It's like you're holding, like,

Your whole world in your hands at that point.

-Personally, I lost my father to suicide.

To be able to...

Have something so-- that meant so much to you.

Like, my father was like superman to me.

-Yeah. -And then you-- just one day

You're reading a letter and a note that

He's no longer here with you.

-It's not-- -sorry, man. Come here.

-Not-- -no, don't. Come here, man.

Like, we come in this house, and, like,

I try not to assume things about people,

But I automatically assumed you're, like, a hard a*s.

Like, I start talking to you--

And I should've known better because

When people met me, it was like,

"Oh. Dumb southern redneck.

Like, farmer. There's more to me than that.

I get judged before I even open my mouth. And same with you.

I've always been stereotyped,

I've always been labelled as the jock.

It's easy to just say, "hey, this guy's a tool."

But if you gave me the small chance

Of allowing you to hear my story,

I'm pretty sure that you'd end up being pleasantly surprised.

The reason why

I was a little bit more standoffish,

I didn't want to overwhelm you because

When you won the h.o.h.,

You can smell desperation in some people.

-And that's why I'm, like, super glad that

We're, like, having this talk.

Like, are you going to help protect me next week?

-Absolutely. And you have my absolute word.

-So, we're-- we're good.

Like I said, I want to apologize to you.

-I'm going to hug you. -Come on.

I was originally targeting brent,

But I completely misjudged him.

So now I'm good with brent,

That only leaves one last meathead.

-I'm so glad we had this conversation.

-Yeah. -Let's-- before we get accused

Of heading to the final two... -[Both laugh]

-We're pillars, man.

-I can't wait for her to get ahold of this beard.

-I've got to get my mousse, though, so I can seal you down.

-We work so well together. -Yeah.

-No. We do. -So well together.

-What the hell? -What's that?

-Dude, there's something on the monitor.

-Ahh. -There's something playing.

-Something's there. -Big d!

-Oh, my god. -Something's there.

-What is it?

-Something's happening.

-We 'bout to do one.

-Houseguests, welcome to the wild card comp.

-[Cheering]

-Okay!

Yes! -Jokers,

Since we are safe this week,

We will not be competing. -Ooh. Okay.

-Here's how it works:

Each week the three eligible teams must choose

One player to send into the competition.

Only three houseguests compete each week

In the wild card comp.

The players competing will have

The opportunity to guarantee safety

For him or herself,

But not the whole team,

But earning safety each week

Comes with a unique wild card decision.

Once the winner is announced,

Everyone will learn about that week's wild card decision

And how it will impact the game.

-Oh, man.

-My heart sunk.

-Once the player has played,

He or she cannot play again unless

All other members of their team

Have already competed.

If the majority of the team cannot decide,

A random draw will determine that week's player.

So who's ready to get wild?

-[Cheering] -[chuckles]

-Kings, queens and aces,

It's time to figure out who you'll be sending this week

Into the wild card comp.

-[Cheering]

-What the heck?

I'm already on pins and needles.

I do not need this type of anxiety on day two.

How much is this wild card competition

Going to shake up the game? Because we're already shook.

I'm cool with not doing it.

-Mm-hmm. -Because I don't know

What the hell it is. -I know.

I know. -What're you thinking, ky?

-Yeah. What are you thinking? -Captain. That would be simple.

But I don't want to make you feel uncomfortable.

-I'll do it, but, like,

I'm worried what if I win this, and then it's like,

Well, they got second and then whatever. Maybe she won this.

I do not want to do this.

Are you kidding? It's week one.

I already got second place in the h.o.h. Comp.

I don't want to make my threat level any higher

By k*lling this competition, which I probably would.

-I'm now curious what it is. -You want to do it?

You can do it. -I'm kind of, like...

Since we've been sitting here,

I'm kind of like... -You can take it.

I'm happy for you to take it. -The only thing I'm wondering is

Who wins next week?

Like, is it something I don't know

And I'm like-- I need to play.

-Ky, are you competing?

-What do you guys think? -All right.

-Does anyone really want to? -Does anyone want to compete?

-I feel okay not playing only because

He told me I was safe. -Mm-hmm.

-And so that means-- -he talked to me, too.

And it was genuine. -Honestly, my gut is

To go with you, christian,

Only because you won that first competiiton,

And people could see you as a threat.

Like, I do worry-- -you think I need

To defend myself this week? -Yeah. I do.

-Oh, my god.

Honestly, at this point,

I feel like I have to play.

I'm being perceived as a competition threat

Physically based on the first few comps, so...

I really have no choice but to play this comp

And secure my safety for one more week.

I got you. I need some deodorant.

-I was hoping that I couldn't today because I've been shaking

Literally since this morning. -Okay.

-If you want me to be, I can.

-I came here to play, I came here to win.

But the rules say you can only play once.

There's a lot of game left to be played,

So I want to save this for when I might actually need safety

Down the road.

-Do you guys want to let fate decide

And let them pick out of us four?

Let's put it up to fate. -Yeah, because...

All of us don't need to use it.

-Yeah, no. I agree with you.

-Okay, teams. It's time to learn

Who you are sending into the wild card comp.

Queens, who will be playing?

-Yes, sir! -I'm the queen.

-I'm almost a real king. -Kings,

Who will be playing from your team?

-Me. -Christian.

-Christian.

-Are you kidding me?

You're going to plan on going for safety?

I was planning on targeting christian.

But if he wins this competition, my whole week just goes...

Aces...

Who are you sending to play?

-We couldn't decide,

So we're going to leave it up to fate.

-Ooh.

-Spicy. -Spicy.

I don't want to play.

As team leader, I feel like I should.

But I have been so anxious.

I really don't want to win this

And put an extra target on my back as a comp beast.

-It's time to find out who will be playing for the aces.

-[Whooping]

[Laughing]

-Uh...

-Oh!

-Yes!

-No.

-You got this!

-So, I really did not want

To play in this wild card competition.

But as soon as my name gets picked,

I know it's go time.

I'm being handed the opportunity

To guarantee safety for myself for the next week.

Why wouldn't I take it?

-Okay, players, time to change into your gear

And get wild.

-Oh, my god. -Let's do it!

♪

-Welcome to the first wild card competition.

Last night the b.b. Beach club

Hosted a beachin' b.b. Banger.

In this week's wild card competition,

You'll have to search through the trashed hotel suite

You were at the night before

To find your keys, wallet and cellphone.

Here's how it works:

When you're ready, enter the hotel suite,

Then you'll have minutes to find your items and exit.

But watch out.

You must be as quiet as possible

So as to not disturb anyone.

Every time you make too much noise,

Points will be added to your score.

Every time you make a sound over decibels,

You will be penalized one point.

Every time you go over decibels,

You will be penalized five points.

And for every time you make a sound over decibels,

You will be penalized points.

And watch out because if your five minutes expires,

You'll be penalized points every ten seconds

Until you complete the competition.

The quietest houseguest with the lowest score wins.

Are you ready to play "do not disturb?"

Phone, keys, wallet.

I do feel pretty good with frenchie,

But this is "big brother."

Like, the only way I can

Truly ensure my safety is

By winning it on my own.

My strategy going into this game is simple:

Be as quiet as possible.

Ugh!

In order to win this competition,

I have to successfully grab my phone,

Keys and wallet in the shortest amount of time.

The tough part is any time I make

Too much noise, I'm going to get penalty points.

So I need to be quiet because there are mics everywhere.

I'm looking around this room, boom!

There's my phone right there underneath the champagne tower,

But it looks pretty convoluted.

♪

-I make it, crawling under the ping pong table,

Emerge into the second room,

Quickly trying to find my wallet.

This place is messy.

I grab the wallet, now I'm on to find

Item number three.

♪

-[Sighs] okay.

♪

I know I am running out of time.

I'm going to have to make some noise.

Hopefully, I can do this fast enough.

♪

-I have to win safety because

I am not going home the first week.

I feel like that's just so embarrassing.

But this is my time.

This is for sure my time.

[Sighs]

The first item I got to grab is the phone.

-[Frog croaking] -there's a frog

Barking, croaking, whatever, at me.

My strategy in this competition is speed.

I think I can be quiet enough and be fast,

But I'm not risking the five-minute penalty

Because that's where the points are going to add up real quick.

By far the hardest item to get is the phone.

It's stacked around bells

In a glass tower of--

What are those glasses called?

Champagne glasses, whatever they're--

Flutes, I think?

♪

I enter the second bedroom,

I smack these pool noodles out.

Grab this wallet and move on.

This next door is not going to trick me.

I learned from door one.

There's got to be cans set up back there,

So I suck in the gut.

♪

-Oh, these pesky marbles

Sitting there with the keys.

I am making the most noise for sure

In this last room.

I got the keys, I got the wallet, I got the phone.

Looks like a fun party, but I got no time to waste in here.

Peace out, b.b. Club. I'm out.

♪

-I am a trainwreck right now.

I'm just the hot mess express

Because I was randomly selected to play in this wild card

Competition and I don't want to.

But now that I'm here, I've got my game face on,

And I'm ready to go because I'm trying to keep myself safe

For the next week.

♪

-The bathroom is awful.

There is garbage and food everywhere.

It's like I'm back in college

Walking into a frat house for the first time.

Messy. A mess. Disgusting.

So I finally find the keys

In the sink clogging the drain

Surrounded by all these marbles.

I just can't comprehend how that even happened.

♪

The clock is ticking, so I got to go. I got to get out.

I've got to climb over this bed to get to my wallet.

Then I grab the phone.

♪

And then I make a beeline to the door

And hopefully my time is good enough

To keep me safe this week.

-All right, everyone. You had five minutes

To complete this competition as quiet as possible.

Let's see how you did.

-Wow.

-Frenchie. -Hannah.

You had a noise score of...

.

With a total time of...

...:.

And with a time penalty, your total score

Is .

-[Cheering]

-Not only did I rack up a whole ton of points

From the noise I made,

But also, if we went over five minutes,

Then we started racking up time penalty points.

Since it took me a lot too long my score went all the way up.

-Christian, you had a noise score

Of .

With a time of...

:.

And you had no time penalty for a total score

Of .

-Yay!

-Kyland. -Give it to me.

-You have a noise score of .

You had a time of...

Minutes and seconds. -Okay.

Your total score is...

. -High score.

-So, christian, that means you have won

The first wild card competition.

-[Cheering]

-Whooo! First wild card comp all mine.

I got safety for the week.

Happiest man alive.

-Oh...

-This wheel seems so ominous.

-I don't like this wheel at all. You can take it back.

Put it back in storage.

-Christian, as the winner

Of the first wild card competition,

You are safe.

-[Cheering]

-But may have to make a decision

That could greatly impact the game.

You must spin the wheel to see how many

Of your teammates you can keep safe this week.

If you land on three,

Congrats, your whole team is safe.

But if you land on one or two,

You will have a tough choice on your hands

Because you must decide

Who on your team is safe

And who is not.

-Not only is christian safe,

But now he can spin

To save maybe one, maybe two,

Maybe three, our entire team.

So this is great news for the kings.

-It's time to spin the wheel.

-Of all the people that could've possibly won this comp,

It's christian.

Christian!

Like, anybody in the house except christian.

-Oh my god.

-[Wheel clicking]

-Oh...

-Christian, it's time to spin the wheel.

-Because christian won the wild card competition,

He's safe, but now he gets to spin the wheel

And potentially save three members of his team.

This is worst-case scenario

Because the odds of somebody from my team going up...

...just got that much higher. -Oh...

-Wait. It's going.

-One. -Oh, my...

-Okay, there you go. You good.

You good. -You got someone saved.

That's huge.

-I really hope christian picks me.

Being safe the first week would be amazing.

I do not want to be the first person on the block,

Whether it's a target or a pawn.

My friends will not be my friends any more

If I leave in week one.

-X.

-Thank you.

-Chrisian picks me, and I feel damn good.

-Got you bro. -We got frenchie telling

Sarah beth and alyssa that they're safe.

That leaves one person left to save this week:

My boy xavier.

And I just did that. We're smooth sailing from here.

-Are we going to get some sunlight?

-Swimsuits!

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-Ahh!

You might as well put my whole week

In a casket and bury it.

Now that christian's off the table...

...i have absolutely no clue

What I am going to do with these nominations.

This totally messes up my h.o.h. Plans.

I can't have this week being a bust.

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-What it is?

-What're you doing down here?

You don't need to slum it with the peasants.

-I'd rather be down here with the peasants.

-It's hard being the king, man.

The crown is heavy.

-It's temporary.

-Every time I see frenchie walking around the house

The guy's lost in thoughts.

Just running on, like,

A self-inflicted hamster wheel,

Just going back and forth with random people.

My man just needs to

Take a couple of chill pills.

-[Sighs]

-He didn't come in here and go to the bathroom or anything.

-He was just looking around the house.

-We were just talking, like...

-Dude, this guy's blowing up his own game.

-Yeah, so...

-Excuse me. I'm sorry.

-Sorry. -Every time I turn a corner

Frenchie is there.

He is on his h.o.h. Job.

-What up? -Yup.

-Frenchie is like, "this is my house.

"I can walk through any door I want to. I can check this room."

-I thought you were looking for somebody. -This is his house.

-Is that what you were going to say?

-I like his slop. I don't like christian's slop.

-What do you like more? Christian's or xavier's?

-Are we rating slop? -Yeah, we were.

We were talking ratings. -You plate it nice.

-I'm actually a good cook. -Can you actually cook?

-I really can, but slop is not my forte, okay?

-And your birthday's next week.

-We get cake. -Yeah.

-We'll do tacos, pizza.

-I'm a very observant person.

I'm noticing this week

That christian is following around alyssa

Like a little puppy dog.

The only dadgum thing I can't stand more than a meathead

Is a showman. -Do you need help, x?

I feel like if I help, if we help we'll--

-Speak for yourself, okay?

-I got to break this up quick.

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-I got a question for you.

And this is, like, a blanket statement.

I'm just pretty much asking literally every person,

Like, just to make sure that nothing is misconstrued,

And I hate the damn game telephone,

I would appreciate the truth, and, if not, that's fine, too.

Has anyone approached you

For an alliance yet?

-No. I mean--

Sorry, I don't want to, like, answer first.

I feel like for me, no.

Mine was more so with my team.

-Yeah. I was just curious.

Okay.

Alyssa, I can read you like a book,

And are you not telling me the truth.

-Why are you guys all looking at me?

-No, no, no. You were talking.

That's why I am looking at you. -I'm just trying to be

As honest as possible. You know?

Like, obviously we're looking out for each other.

-I definitely can tell there's something

With you and christian going on.

So you might as well just fess up to it.

I'm just curious.

Christian, I may not be able to come after you,

So I'm going to go after the next best thing.

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-Hey, guys. It's time for the nomination ceremony.

-I have no idea what's going on.

Frenchie's telling me no women are touching that block.

He is he the h.o.h.

He is a part of my team.

I do trust him so I guess

I'm going to have to put my hands up

And ask for jesus to take the wheel.

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-This is the nomination ceremony.

It is my responsibility as the head of household

To nominate two houseguests for eviction.

In my nomination block

Are the keys to the houseguests of which

I'm nominating for eviction.

I will turn two keys

To lock in my nomination,

And their faces will appear on the memory wall.

♪

-The first houseguest I have nominated is...

♪

-The next houseguest I've nominated is...

♪

♪

I've nominated you, kyland, and you, alyssa.

Last night I had a dream that I went fishing.

And in order to catch a big fish,

You have to have the perfect bait.

Kyland, I want somebody that I trust playing the veto with me

So we have a better competition.

That is my reason for nomination.

This nomination ceremony is adjourned.

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-The big fish?

How am I the big fish?

I didn't even-- I don't understand it.

I didn't see this coming at all.

Literally, frenchie looked dead in my eyes

And said, "I am not putting you up."

Frenchie is not getting me this week.

I am not leaving week one.

-I thought me and frenchie were good.

So this definitely has me concerned.

One thing I know for certain

Is I'm not going home this week.

I'm going to go out here, I'm going to play hard,

And I'm definitely going to win this veto.

-If I can't go after you, christian,

I'm coming after the next best thing in alyssa.

So if she's attached to your meathead butt,

She's going home this week.

-Frenchie told me that the girls are safe.

What is going on, frenchie?

What are you thinking?

-Thank god I won this week in the wild card comp because

I for sure...

Would have been on the block.

Listen, frenchie, this is personal,

Put my girl alyssa up. I need to make sure she's safe.

Frenchie wants to go fishing.

Well, guess what, buddy?

I'm the great white shark.

-Announcer: who will win the power of veto?

And will it be used to save either kyland or alyssa?

Find out wednesday at :, : central.

Then it's the first live eviction

The very next night.

Thursday at :, : central

On "big brother!"

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