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11x05 - Episode 5

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Big Brother". Aired: July 5, 2000 – present.*
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A group of contestants known as "HouseGuests" live together in a specially constructed house that is isolated from the outside world for a cash prize of $500,000 (or $750,000 in the 23rd season onwards).

11x05 - Episode 5

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previously on Big Brother the house guests were divided into four

High School cliques the athletes the brains the popular crowd and the offbeat

and in a surprise twist they learned they couldn't nominate a member of their own Clique for eviction that's huge Guy

this is like game changing with the athletes in control they saved

Lydia I have chosen to use a power veto on Lydia and targeted Braden Braden

congratulations Russell and when Braden figured out that his friend Lydia had betrayed him all hell broke loose even

disrespect I don't care check out Raiden kiss my Latin a*s done with you hey go back to

Burbank I wanted to save you with your votes and we had him Saved By the way but you flipped and sold me out and sold

everyone else out they'd stuck their necks out yeah we're gonna give you the votes with the house divided Jordan set

a plan in motion to save her clickmate Braden what if me you Jeff

we talked Ronnie into it got Michelle to put her and then we got Casey too and they got

Casey on board we were nervous to keep Shima in because that's one to the strongest side of the house when they

took the idea to Ronnie they thought it was a done deal I think this is a good

idea I do I think I become completely control the show

but what they didn't know was that Ronnie was playing both sides I'm always

going to do what's best for me in this game I'm going to hell I vote to Vic Brayden when the votes were revealed we

have a tie five votes to evict Braden five votes to evict Shima Jordan Laura

Jeff Casey and Michelle were stunned and the athletes got their way Braden I vote

to evict you at the head of household competition

congratulations Ronnie you are the new head of households the double Crosser

took control who will Ronnie nominate for eviction and will his betrayal be exposed find

out tonight on Big Brother [Music]

foreign [Music]

Jesse please stand face the two nominees and cast your vote to evict

Braden I vote to evict you [Music]

should have been six votes to four to keep Braden in the house and I was like

ah somebody switched out the plan has fallen through what are we gonna do you

kind of have to roll with the punches um and sometimes you get punched a little harder than others

see ya I wanted to cry I was because I thought we had the boats to a bit Shima so

obviously someone is a little rat when Brayden was evicted I knew that

someone was lying to me and she was gonna figure out that I had voted for

her to leave and I was definitely not looking forward to her coming after me

sorry Brayden like don't let the baby door hit you in the butt there are

repercussions for your actions and the words you say thanks guys

ciao [Music]

here baby up into the point that Braden left the

house I couldn't be sure of my face I will never volunteer as a pawn again

I'm fine

oh my gosh it was so tense I didn't think I could even breathe half of the

house thinks that I voted to vikshima when really I voted to fake Brayden I'm going to hell I vote to Vic Brayden

I don't want them to know that so that I remain safe I'm going to throw Michelle under the bus and blame her for that

vote you're a good man Ronnie not letting her team to help good man I was

so thrilled when Brado went home my alliance has the numbers we're definitely in control

fight for it

which clicks photo does America think would most likely be

missing from the yearbook Ronnie offbeats that is correct

congratulations Ronnie you are the new head of householders

[Applause]

when I won HOH and Jesse put the key around my neck it was amazing it was

like Emperor Palpatine going oh I now dub you Darth Ronnie

[Music] when Ronnie won the HOH competition in

my head I'm like I feel pretty confident that 100 percent

that Ronnie's on my side this couldn't have worked out better you needed like a

[Music] [Applause]

like I needed this for my morale you know I'm happy for Ronnie because we

are friends and as far as I know he's part of my alliance but there's a rat so who do you trust when you know one of these people have a question mark on

their back it makes me so nervous that Ronnie is HOH I think that he's sneaky I think

he's playing both sides and I can't call him out on it because of course who has

the power Ronnie does grass man congrats my gut tells me that

we got played my gut tells me that he has a master plan and is laughing like

this

well I know somebody didn't vote for me and they should have but I'm not going to put any names out there but I'm going

to remember okay I'll be honest yeah I voted for you I vote to Vic Shima so why did you vote

for me to go out I'm not the only one that voted for you let me call something

[Music] I'm sorry well you never played like you remember my team you and Ronnie always

talking behind my back we weren't talking about you but you guys are always talking about these crazy [ __ ]

in this house I keep thinking people are talking behind their back I'm not talking about anybody behind them

I am very straightforward very everybody's house knows that if you want

to confront me then do so you create a lot of drama in the house all right okay

yeah I got in her face yeah I yelled at her yeah we had a bit of a cat fight what's done is done she didn't vote for

me and to me it was like you didn't vote with your click and you're wrong

[Music]

aren't you worried about who the sneaky person is no because we have the power for now it'll be good

it'll be good [Music] confidence of what I had confidence in

the plan you know who do I have confidence to talk to enough everyone told everyone voted but

obviously someone's lying foreign

that would be his bonus move because they're a bigger threat than we are but I'm saying he didn't know he was going to get let me explain that yeah it

causes dissension yes it's just a smart move okay so this is how it works if he tells gets all of us to vote Shima out

okay that makes all of us a Target and all that half the house is pissed

he's working both sides he made sure it was only five and five he voted to evict Braden I promise you on my life I

thought it was Ronnie I can't just nobody man no

um you know Ronnie why is this game so stressful

God now Ronnie's gonna be even more stressed out because he has to make the decision whoever whoever switched the

vote they just let them have a chance to win this game I just don't want them to win you know

yeah well I don't think they will I don't believe more people are

concerned about who flipped I mean guys I'm sorry at the end of the

day but why would you get k*lled like that yeah

I understand I completely understand your gut reaction but the way I love the rain and I've always

just got to give him a check if you sit back and show up

on them yeah

[Music] mark my words

Jeff is pissed Jeff is rampaging in his pleasure is it really really Jeff is

rampaging Jordan's freaking out Lord for anyone else

you did you dude I asked him I didn't know it was you I thought I thought someone switched their vote I thought

Ronnie was the biggest dork in the house come to find out he is playing everyone

like a fiddle I thought I was doing the masterminding and little do I know that Ronnie's secretly running the show am I

not a man of my world I told them that I voted to every shimu okay I'm throwing Michelle under the bus

I maybe I mean like it's pouring concrete I'm jumping up and down I've got them all twisted up in the game hey

you played both sides beautifully one side was sincere and the other one wasn't we could not distinguish the dude

it was awesome I've told one side of the house that I'm on their side and it's true that I've told the athletes that I'm definitely with them but you know

what at the end of the day I'm thinking for me and me alone and I definitely have some big moves in store for the

week [Music] foreign

[Music]

Ronnie's trying to fool us um I'm not falling for it I know exactly what he's up to my whole thing is somebody set

this up because half the house hates the other half the house I mean I don't hate any of y'all but that was no the house is splitting on me it is split and who's

left in the middle think about it that way yeah well then but he has the power

so that rat is the puppet master I don't know if he had control over you know yeah I think so I think he's

possible I think he's just smart and he knows if he gets y'all to hate us and us to hate y'all he's in the middle sitting

pretty he's not a Target forever because we're gonna try to pick you all off one by one y'all are gonna try to pick us up one by one

that's the smartest move ever I bet you everybody in America is like oh my God this guy's a damn genius you know

you know what Laura just said outside to us she calls you the puppet she's telling us we're going up she said she called

you the puppet she said you're the one dividing the house I've just been playing the game what are we playing yeah again right you get lied to him Big

Brother guess what they're just mad I beat him right it's a

huge mistake for Lord to say things about me behind my back but you know that's an easy way for me to put her up

on the Block if I want to he he's h280 she's already taught

[Music] foreign [Music]

[Music]

[Applause]

yeah your dad is hot Ronnie oh my God look at him chubby cheeks as you can

tell I've always been a geeky looking kid it's me and my dad when I was in college oh my god this is my wife and my little

Molly Kitty isn't that adorable

and I said I'd never cry check wait check the CDs Legally Blonde

the musical yeah it was a little weird legally blind the musical I mean

hey man whatever puts a smile on your face Ronnie oh is this the giant bubble one giant

bubble one he was so excited

oh my God I got a bubble maker [Music]

foreign [Music]

you upset with me no I'm just mad because we all had this plan and

somebody didn't stick to it stick to it and then sit on the couch we got all

them against us you know for no reason in a bad situation bad enough to have them against us yeah it's bad enough

well it compounds to tell you it's the game it's the game

so then did you decide last minute to go against the plan I did not go against the plant cases Michelle let's go

through this one more time do it again Michelle who'd you vote out Shima well I

told Shima to her face I voted it out same here Laura I voted her out Jordan I

voted her out Ronnie I suppose [Music]

somebody's lying man and I wish it would just come clean with it and just be like listen it's part of the game and let's work

from here if you still want to work but you know well the whole point of you has trouble

sleeping tonight that's all I can say I am at this point on the fence Jordan and

Laura and Jeff could be sitting over there it could be one of them my gut tells me it's not them on the other side

of the fence Ronnie switched out on us Ronnie has a master plan and he could be

coming for me you're freaking scamming and acting like a paranoid person I'm scamming

one of us got played somebody yeah and I'm trying to be positive about it so we can find out what's going on and you're

over there trying to point fingers and in my experience I'm not calling you on this but my experience the person

who's going around the most pointing fingers is usually the person who's the most responsible I would probably agree with that and you don't see any of us

pointing fingers you're saying one of y'all is a liar not

saying you're not saying one of us is a liar I know it's not me Ron well it may not be a good idea to yell

at the HOH my man but I know it's not me I'm on your side you're on my side you

keep making comments like that because they'll make me question that and I can't be expected to uphold anything I've told you when I think that you're

going to be we have a vaccine please so I voted for a few months that's it you

just think about that I think Ronnie at this point is laying the groundwork the

foundation to evict me or put me up on the Block I voted for Shima

foreign

to the living room it's time for a luxury competition

house guests we've all been locked in the Big Brother house without access to Music Television or movies

well today that's going to change because two of us have a chance to see an advanced screening of Columbia

Pictures new romantic comedy The Ugly Truth [Applause]

starring Catherine Heigl and Gerard Butler

let's take a look [Music] Abby wants a lot in a man

Mike knows men only want one thing who's this delightful creature I'm your

producer I like a woman on top oh Gerard Butler I think

in theaters July 24th

I I think Catherine Heigl is beautiful to actually be able to watch a movie it

would keep your mind off of all the craziness going on in this house [Laughter]

[Music] good morning baby everything looked like

it was half game show half Morning Show we have a special host for today's

luxury competition please welcome

[Music] Dan the winner of Big Brother 10.

champ is back [Applause] good to see you guys I was personally

excited because down was looking good can I get your number hey man Dan was not an ally of mine in

big brother 10. he's the reason I went home I would much rather see a porcupine walking backwards onto the stage than

Dan hello house guests a lot of you think you know a lot about the opposite sex

but it's time to put that knowledge to the test we're splitting up girls and guys to find out who knows the ugly

truth about what men and women really think guys I'll give you a scenario about each of the lovely ladies and

you'll have to predict their answer if you can correctly match the answer she reveals you'll earn a point the guy with

the most points is our first winner then it's a ladies turn whichever girl gets the most correct matches will be the

second winner our two winners will watch a special screening of the Columbia Pictures new romantic comedy The Ugly

Truth man you're up first love you ladies take

a seat on the bench our first question is about Lydia Lydia go on back it's obvious that Lydia loves tattoos but

what ink on her hunky boyfriend would sink the relationship do you think it would be his ex-girlfriend's name

or the logo of his favorite boy band the BB boys gentlemen lock in your answers Lydia

what is the Ugly Truth The Ugly Truth is no

[Music] [Laughter]

guys what did you say watching all right Jesse good job you got a point

all right Kevin what did you say boy sorry Kevin I thought you might not mind

the ex-girlfriend coming along but I still my man boy band

I picked boy bands a big boy band Jesse and Casey were the

only ones that round to score a point our next question will be about Jordan so head on back but if Jordan was out

line dancing at a country bar what pickup line would most likely get her to go on a first date with you would it be

are those space pants because your butt is out of this world or are you from Tennessee because you're the only 10 I

see oh my God Jordan come on out and reveal the Ugly Truth

[Applause] are you from Tennessee because you're

the only 10 I see [Music] Tennessee

[Applause] space pants but I still think I could

pick you up with this line a big space

Jesse and Casey are tied for first with two points we know that Shima is a freelance journalist but if she were

writing a story about how her boyfriend cheated on her how would she seek revenge

foreign car or would she hop on a flight to

Australia with his best friend [Music]

[Applause] I picked out of Australia Australia

Australia Your Leader with three points just damn

swimsuit model Laura is pretty picky when it comes to personal grooming what made her reject your advances for a

second date was it your bald head or your hairy back Russ hook me up

Russell what did you say the hairy back I finally got one right after Thursday I

said Harry back [Applause] with a bald head all right tied for

first we have Jesse and Casey with three points each Michelle likes her men's

smart and sexy but if she had to choose between a Fearless firefighter or a smooth surgeon who would she choose

Michelle come on out [Music] Russell what did you think I picked epic

surgeon um firefighters [Music]

the surgeon had heat between Jesse and Casey with

four points each we all know that Natalie likes a sensitive man but on a romantic trip to Hawaii what did he pack

that was a little too sensitive was it a suitcase full of stuffed animals or a larger than life picture of his mother a

picture of his mom is a little too sensitive for me I got this wrong

[Music] no mama's boy lover stuffed animals

congratulations Casey it's up to Jesse he forced a tiebreaker for the win I

went with the majority of everybody else saying stuffed animals all right Casey

congratulations you have guaranteed your spot and the viewing of the Ugly Truth

[Applause] sitting there with my victory I am happy gloating a little bit now I'm just

wondering which of the ladies is gonna join me congratulations Casey now let's take a

look and see how the women do and see how much they know about the men in the Big Brother house up first Jeff head on

back Jeff loves football but if Jeff were dating a football fan which type would

he find more attractive the cute Super Fan who actually knows what a touchdown is or the not so bright super hot

cheerleader on the field Jeff come on out so things couldn't get

worse [Laughter] [Applause]

let's see how the ladies did well Jeff I've been right about you all along

superfan but I should have known you like stupid girls because you're not that bright yourself

it's gonna get ugly in here I was wrong

Natalie is in the lead with one point Jesse says he likes his women like he

likes his cars is that with some junk in the trunk or a big pair of high beams

Jesse come on out laughs

you have to have junk in the trunk to get me [Music]

Natalie I have some junk in my truck

junk in the truck Jesse likes the exact opposite of a girl like me so I chose

Chuck in the trunk junk in the trunk

to recap Jordan Michelle Laura Shima and Lydia all have one point and in the lead

with two points we have Natalie Kevin you're up next if Kevin wanted to design

a personal greeting card for his partner would it be a heartfelt love poem or a laugh out loud limerick

and offbeatening Kevin was hoping to that one day he soon be eloping

Kevin picked a limerick [Music] Limerick because you always make me laugh I picked a lot of poem

love poems tied for first is Laura Shima and

Natalie with two points Ronnie you're up next let's say my man Ronnie is about to celebrate an anniversary

what gift would he want to receive is it tickets to a comic book convention and his wife and a space princess costume or

a weekend at a five-star hotel and his wife in sexy lingerie I hope The Fosters

with you all [Applause]

[Music] [Applause] space of Princess

sexy lingerie [Music]

tied for first with three total points Ishima and Natalie if Casey is DJing at

a local club and a girl in a mini skirt is on the Dance Floor what's the best way for him to get her attention should

he go retro with the robot or rear up with the Rump Shaker

ladies what did you think Casey would say I put Rump Shaker

robot the robot jump Shaker robots

[Music] heading into the final round Natalie is

in the lead with four total points Russell you're up next if you started dating Russell what will

make him and the relationship sooner than expected if you force him to turn off the fight in the final round or if

you make him watch the DVD of your favorite musical for the 10th time Russell what is the Ugly Truth this

would drive me insane Musical musical

bye epic Musical I thought you'd pick fights oh

I chose and we have a tie with four points each

we have Michelle Shima and Natalie let's see who's gonna be joining Casey

at the movies my least favorite choice would be Shima just because she's gonna complain and

[ __ ] about the popcorn ladies welcome to the tie breaker run the topic my love

life here's the question if I run a first date with a girl I really liked

how many minutes would I wait from the start of the date to move in for the

first kiss foreign

[Music] on the first date it would take me

243 minutes to move in for the first kiss wow all right Michelle see how close you got

I went with 55. I just said 120 Minutes Natalie if you are within 120 Minutes to

243 minutes you win the movie and get to watch it with Casey it would be 60

minutes congratulations you have won the right to go see the ugly truth with Casey

she and I I think can put on our happy face our fake smile and the Ugly Truth is Shema and I don't

care for each other but uh enjoy the movie congratulations [Applause]

one click has to be the have-nots for the week Casey and Shima you have to

decide which click we'll be eating slop taking cold showers and sleeping in the have-not bedroom you have 30 seconds to

decide and remember since Ronnie is the HOH and the brains are in are in The In Crowd for the week you can't pick them

I think the athletes are safe last week we can do very popular

let's do a paper rock series best two out of three oh you you really want to go home don't you well are you the HOH

oh no but I I am on that team what team is that the brains

you know what Shima you can have your way populous there you go of course obnoxious loud Shima has to

Target us you know I've been targeted the past few days and it doesn't feel good Shima is definitely not making any

friends in this game right now sorry guys sorry that's

the boss says popular [Applause]

thanks guys have fun the rest of the way I need to go in a damn diet anyway

[Music]

hey what was uh on Different Strokes the bully what was his name Gucci the goocher

whose name the bully on Different Strokes holy moly

yeah Jeff is from Chicago Jeff was having a little problem saying the term bull who is the bully in the schoolyard

oh bully bully yeah they said bully I thought your b-o-w-l-y

O Bull I'm trying to say bullying b-u-l-l-y oh

[Applause] oh no I like here in Northern accents there's

this lady that came in the salon that I work out and she was just like yeah my daughter's getting her hair done I'll be

in and out of the salon so if you guys need anything give me a call [Applause]

I don't trust Ronnie at all but he's the HOH and now what we have to do is give him some kind of a plea bargain you know

remind him that there are bigger fish to fry in this house right now

foreign

I think you need to get the hard players out right now while they're all like this we have your back

they're so much closer than you know I feel like they feel like they are unstoppable what if I did like wrestle

he's gonna go off why don't you put it why is everyone so scared of this kid

we all know they're a threat but I don't think that they think that you're brave enough Russell wants you out Russell

does say malicious things about your you personally I think back during Russell is going to

be the only option because I'm sorry if you give Russell a chance to play for that POV

well Ronnie has this uh plan that he wants to backdoor somebody which ultimately means put two pawns up on the

Block which you don't really want to go home and let them win The veto and then back door somebody so they don't have a

chance to win the power of veto I think you should wait to back door somebody later if you do that we're all one of us

is gone if you put one of us up there if you put one of us up on the Block as a pond

yeah you know what I mean you got to put one of them upon I don't want to make their own decision obviously I think one

of the if one of us four goes up man we're going home yeah we're going home we have your back and they may be

telling you that but I'm telling you no they have not told me they got my back I'm just saying Ronnie as a friend

please don't put any one of us up on the Block for back dooring use one of them

yeah

[Music] um something and not to leave this triangle

here they're trying to convince me back to Russ right are you sure Russ is not

going to burn my a*s I promise you no I promise you I'm looking in you in the eye as genuine as possible I don't trust

him any farther than him being inside the athletes but he's not going to put you up there's no way in hell

I'm just venting what I'm thinking because it makes me feel better it's the nerves things and I just wanted

considerable options I'm gonna go down because I don't want to roll up in your ear you know what I'm saying

I definitely need to make sure that my nominations are the correct decision because this is a huge turning point in

the game for me I want to look back and say wow I made the right decision that week not I made the wrong

all right

I'm a little concerned right now to be quite Frank I don't really trust Ronnie too much

Ronnie knows I'm a threat to him I go we're all in this together don't even worry about it

one of my duties as head of household is to nominate two people for eviction

[Music] thank you I'm obviously nervous about nominations

and I think that if I'm not targeted to people from my side of the house will be

targeted unfortunately I'm pretty sure I'm right that Ronnie's the rat

Ronnie the Kingpin manipulator himself may come to show his cards by putting me

up for nominations and I am nervous about that

Ronnie's definitely a leg up on me right now in the competition he's a hard got a gauge if he does put me up I hope to God

he brings his uh gloves because he's in for a dog fight my nominations are basically coming down

to one decision do I shake up this house and put myself out there on the limb and

it might fail or do I play it safe right now

[Music]

guys it's time for the nomination ceremony

[Music]

[Music] foreign ceremony

fellow brains since I am head of household you are safe from eviction this week [Music]

guys something you have to remember that I think is easy to forget sometimes no matter what anyone in this house may

tell you we all are here to win a half a million dollars and I made a promise to my wife I made a

promise my family myself even though I am a genuine honest and passionate person I would play

strategically I would not play personally that having been said I will pull the

first key and if they are safe [Music]

Jordan you are safe

Casey you're safe

thank you Bonnie

[Music] Lydia we are safe thank you

[Music]

Natalie you are safe thanks Ronnie

[Music]

Jessie you're safe hi first time I've ever got this happen

foreign [Music]

[Music]

Russell we are safe thanks Ronnie

obviously I've nominated Jeff and lower for eviction I respect you both so much as people and

competitors which is the very reason why I'm giving you both the chance to win the power veto and proved everyone just how much you really want to be in this

house so I'm giving you that opportunity that having been said it's nomination

ceremonies ever [Music] be like I told you so I was 100 right I

knew that Ronnie was lying but on the other side of that I'm not going to lay down and die and when the veto comes I'm

gonna fight it hurts when you get nominated if there's one person playing the game a

hundred percent it's Ronnie that's all he's thinking about his game and he did it good he got me you got four other

people and he might be playing that side of the house but from my perspective they're playing him

but it was a tough pill to swallow because he showed himself to be a liar uh he showed himself to be manipulative

I think some people are on to him if they weren't I don't know if they've been paying attention if they had their

blinders on like they're running the Breeders Cup

and I'm named Laura because frankly she is the only person who could possibly put one and one together that I was the

person who switched my vote Jeff is someone I can trust he is just unfortunately an absolute Pawn in this

process if everything happens and the planets align then Russell will be

outside that door next Thursday talking to Julie who will win the power of veto and will

they use it to save either Jeff or Laura from eviction find out Tuesday at 9 8

central on Big Brother

[Music]

[Music]

thank you