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25x18 - Episode 18

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Big Brother". Aired: July 5, 2000 – present.*
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A group of contestants known as "HouseGuests" live together in a specially constructed house that is isolated from the outside world for a cash prize of $500,000 (or $750,000 in the 23rd season onwards).

25x18 - Episode 18

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- Previously on "Big Brother,"

Cameron and Red thought they were protected

by Legend .

Unfortunately for them, the alliance was all a fraud,

created by Cirie, Izzy, and Felicia.

- Well, Legend is just a fake alliance

to placate Red, Cameron, and Bowie.

- So Cam was blindsided

when his co-Chiller was put on ice.

- By a vote of to ,

Red, you are evicted from the Big Brother house.

[dramatic music]

- But his shock turned to celebration

as he snatched power.

- We have a new head of household.

Congrats relations, Cameron!

- Scared of what the space cowboy might do...

- I got to get to work doing some serious damage control.

- The "Survivor" legend went into survival mode.

- He acted like he hated you. [banjo strums]

And we were like, "Oh,

"If he is willing to do this to his right-hand man,

then we can't have that."

- I am shocked.

- And it seemed like her magic was working yet again.

- So I guess we're going J and B round two?



- Mm-hmm.

- But Cameron saw through Cirie's charade.

- Bull [...].

Y'all are protecting yourself.

I got played by this entire house.

I'ma burn this sucker to the ground.



- Humili-week was underway.

- Oh! Yeah.

- And the houseguests were subjected

to some bathroom humor.

- Every time you enter the stall,

you must use the bullhorn to announce to the house

that you are going to the bathroom.

- I must use the restroom.

- Plus, a stink-o-meter... - [gasps]

- Has been installed.

- There are dangerous levels of stink

emanating from the bathroom.

With a foul stench in the air,

Cameron enacted his plan.

- I know that I got to play my game.

Light some fires.

Let's go!

- And the whole house believed

Jag and Blue were the targets.

- Right now, Jag and Blue. - Jag and Blue, OK.

- Is it Jag and Blue? - Yeah.

- J and B, if one of them come down,

J or B goes home. - There you go.

- If Jag could go home, Jag needs to go home.

- Right.

- We've already sent him home once.

- Yeah.

- Do you believe him about the noms?

- I actually do, just because he can't afford

to do anything else. - Yeah.

- But Cameron wanted to be

the one doing the blind siding.

- They want shock and awe?

I can play that game.

- With Jag thinking he was in jeopardy,

Cameron offered him a deal.

- If I don't put you on the block this week,

which is what everyone wants,

I need absolute safety next week.

- I will hold up to that promise.

- And Jag agreed.

- I will, really. I'm looking...

- We're doing this. - You in the eyes.



- Oh!

- At the Humili-verse nomination ceremony...

- The next houseguest...

- Oh! - That I am making safe...

- Oh! - Is...

- The safe were smashed... - Ooh!

- While Izzy and Felicia were served

a big slice of humble pie.

- I have nominated you, Izzy, and you, Felicia.

- Tonight, the Power of Veto is on the line,

with special guest host Josh Duhamel.

Will the Golden Power save one of the nominees?

- [exhales sharply]

- And will Cameron shock the house

by backdooring Cirie?

- Someone comes off the block, you're going down.

- Find out right now, on a special two-hour episode

of "Big Brother"!



- Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

I only have these lashes.

Do it.



[dramatic music]

[quirky music]

- This nomination ceremony is adjourned.

[dramatic music]

I've nominated Izzy and Felicia.

They have no ground to stand on with me.

Legend is dead...



And I aim to blow the whole thing up

from the inside out.

That was so much fun.

But an amateur would go after the president.

No thanks.

I want to go ahead and chop off all the arms first...

and I want to watch it wiggle afterwards.

That was great.

I'm done being used as a tool.

I'm done being used as a pawn.

You're living in my world now.

Dude, I'm so sorry. - It's OK. It's OK.

It's all right. It's OK.

I'm surprised that Cameron

put me and Felicia on the block,

but I think it's hilarious

how threatened by me he is.

I think I make him feel small,

which makes me feel happy,

but I say game on to Cameron.

Let's go. - I'm OK.

You guys don't have to hug with all this stuff on.

I'm good. I'm good. I'm good. I'm good. I'm good.

I am good. I'm good. I'm good. I'm good. I'm good.

OK, you got me.

We got-- yeah, we got played.

But let's just cut to the chase.

Cameron is full of [...].

We'll talk. We'll talk. - Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

- Yeah.

The speech you made, I'm not sure

where that's coming from.

The whole damn house wanted Hisam out,

including you,

and he had already had a bad relationship with Red,

so why he's actually so damn offended now

that Red went home, that's unbelievable.

Cameron, you better watch out, 'cause I'm coming

after you like a firecracker.

- Let's play.

Cam doesn't nominate me,

and I'm very surprised and very grateful

that I'm not on the block.

Cam and I had a conversation before nominations

where we made a deal.

So far, it seems like he's honoring that deal.

But do I trust him? No, not really.

- Dude, me, neither.

- Me, neither, dude.

[suspenseful music]

- OK.

I listened to your comment.

- Well, I'm on the block, so it was partially for me.

I get it.

You know, the Hisam thing-- everybody in the house

wanted Hisam out.

Hisam was aligning with the whole damn house

and had gotten to where, you know,

even when you fed him ideas, he never listened.



But blah, blah, blah, to make a long story short.

Yesterday, we were actually voting out Jag

until about an hour, hour and a half

before the ceremony,

and that's real.

When Cirie and Izzy came to me

and said Red just said that you were becoming

a liability to the team, we might have

to get rid of you, and that's when they said

maybe we should flip our vote.



- Yeah.

And that's what made us decide to change the vote

about an hour before the ceremony.

[dramatic music]

- Ain't it funny what people will say

if you just stare into their eyes?

They can't stop themselves.

This right here is exactly what I wanted.

Felicia is singing like a bird,

throwing her friends under the bus.



Beautiful.

Cam's chaos week is officially underway.

I was in the house an hour before the ceremony.



And the whole reason I joined that group

is because we all said we were gonna

tell each other everything.

We were gonna be one vote. - Right.



- I was not privy to the group conversation.

Why? I just don't understand.

Why not me?

- I guess I didn't even really think about it.

- It was as if I was left out of the conversation

to spite me.



- I didn't come to you because I knew

you and Red were like this.

Even though you guys were going through your thing,

I still believed in my heart you guys were gonna be good.

That's the only reason why I didn't say anything.

- You didn't tell me on purpose.

- What?

- About Red going home and about the vote.



- So I mean, I can't make you trust or believe what I say.

I just know what I know. - I got you.

All I can say is, you're not my target.

- OK.

- The house is gonna do what the house is gonna do,

and I believe this is a good one.

- OK.

I hope so.

We all know what happens when you become a pawn.

Pawns go home.

So it is my total mission in life

to go out here and win this Veto,

whatever it is.

So come on, Felicia. Let's do this.

I appreciate your honesty.

- I do love you, Mama. - I know.



[whimsical music]



[doorbell rings]

- Yeah? - What up?

- Izz, what's up? Come here.

- Yeah, yeah. - Mm.

- No, no, no. You don't have to say sorry.

- Firm, firm distinction between game and personal.

- Absolutely. Same for me. Same for me.

I've never liked Cameron.

I can't stand him.

He makes my skin crawl.

But in this moment, I have to keep up

this buddy-buddy bro act that he likes to do with me

and keep him calm because I don't need

to paint extra targets on my back this week.

- I see you as a person that I would like to work with.

- Right back at you.

- Izzy, I want to work with you down the road.

I love you.

[bell chiming]

We're just doing a merry-go-round of [...].



At least I get to control the speed.

- I mean, I'm hoping that maybe,

in some ways, this will allow us to cut

some of the bull [...].

- Well, I guess this will hopefully show

that we're not as close as we are.

- OK. Yeah. Hide how close we are?

We couldn't be any further away from each other

in every single way.

That's what he does. I hate it.

- You're not the target. - OK.

- Please know that.

- I mean, please know that that's maybe hard for me

to believe in this... - I know.

- This situation. - I've been there.

I've been... - Yeah.

- Right there.

But Felicia is just a loose cannon sometimes,

and I don't trust being in a room with her,

talking about anything.

I'm hurt. We're all hurt.

- Yeah.

- And I think this is a move that honestly

could work for a lot of people. - Mm.

- Yeah, but, Izzy, you are my target.

And this is going to be an exciting week for me

and a very uncomfortable week for you.

[dramatic music]

[giggling]

- If you win the Veto,

are you gonna keep noms the same?

- No,

you know who my target is now, just regardless.



We're gonna do what we need to do.

- OK. - And I love Cirie.

- You know I love Cirie as well.

- Yeah, that's why I'm telling you.

I do love Cirie, but she is too good

at this game.

There is no world where the three of us work together.

- I mean, I think the three of us could do something.

- There you go.

- And he just goes, "I love Cirie."

In my mind, I was like, "Ooh."

I can just tell by the way that Cameron is talking

that she is absolutely his replacement option

if someone comes down after Veto,

and I am extremely worried

about what is gonna happen after this Veto.

- Please believe that. - I--you know--

- We're going to-- - I have to.

- Yeah, I know. - [laughs]

- I got a target, and it's a simple target.

- Yeah.



[upbeat music]

[metal clattering]

- And we've been talking about being moved

for the last couple of weeks.

Oh, he's such a bad-a*s.

I am living for this.

I've been saying that Cirie, Izzy, and Felicia

are a really strong trio.

They have been running the house.

How is, you know, everyone so blind to this?

But I guess Cam saw the light, and they're up.

And ah!

I'm so happy about it.

- Let's [...] go.



- OK. I just came to say thank you.

I know that you're probably pissed at me as well.

- I know what you've done... - But I appreciate it.

- To this point. - I know. I know.

I just want to say thank you... - I do love you.

- So much.

Seeing Izzy and Felicia nominated,

it's like, ugh, damn.

My Cirie senses are telling me this is not the ultimate plan.

So now, I have to get to work and try to get Cameron

to assure me that I will not be a replacement nominee

in any situation.

Like, I'm so gracious and so gratuitive

that you saved me, Cameron, my hero.

Ugh.

- This is something that needed to happen.

- OK.

And I'm OK with it.

- You're my girl.

And I meant everything I say to you when I say that.

- I can be your girl... - I know that.

- Because you got people out there gunning for you.

- I know that.

- Well, you can get that from me

on a handshake, on a hug, on whatever you want.

- I know that. You've always been real.

We're gonna stay real.

Ooh, the president is a little frazzled,

just a touch. - [sighs]

- But she's so thankful. She's appreciative.

Thank you, Cameron. Thank you so much.

- I appreciate that.

- What's really going on right now is

Cirie is attempting to save her own butt.

But someone comes off the block,

you're going down.

- I'm just so grateful that it's not me.

- You're not gonna be. You're not there.

- I appreciate that, Cameron.

- And I love you, and I mean it.

- And I love you, too. I really do.

- Thank you.

- Oh, my God.

He doesn't say the words,

"You're not the replacement nominee."

All Cameron says is, "I got you.

You know I got you. I love you."

Ugh.

Thank you. - OK.

We got this.

- So I'm thinking my Cirie senses are right.

There is an ultimate master plan,

and it includes me.

[dramatic music]



- OK, listen to this.

I know I may be getting ahead of myself...

- But if I win the Veto, I'm not gonna pull myself down.



- Listen--

- I'm not gonna pull myself down

because guess who's going up next to Felicia?

You.

- I know. I know.

- Me? No, I agree.

- Izzy tells me if she wins the Veto,

she wants to keep the noms the same.

It's crazy, but Izzy is just someone crazy enough

to do something like that.

And that's what makes Izzy so phenomenal.

It would be just such a joy to be able

to disrupt Cameron's plan and then look at Cameron

and say "Aha." [laughs]

"Aha." [laughs]

- I'm ready to not play my Veto so you can stay, OK?

But we both are gonna stay.

- And we have to.



- [laughs]



[doorbell rings]

- Come on.

Bro.

Wow.

What a move. What a move.

Even though Cameron and I made a deal

this week that's supposed to keep me safe,

I don't trust Cameron.

He was the HOH that put me on the block

the week I was almost unanimously evicted,

and he told everyone that he was gonna put me up this week.

So even though I'm not on the block right now,

I'm not feeling completely safe with him.

- This is my olive branch.

This is my olive branch. - I see that.

I will not forget that.

- Please don't. - Yeah.

- Right now, this doesn't get talked about.

Nobody expects this.

[soft dramatic music]

Now, we begin.

- Mm-hmm. - Not a word.

You get it? - Not from me. Yeah.

- Good.

Jag and I have a deal worked out.

I don't put him up this week,

he doesn't put me up next week. Pretty simple.

But if it happens to come back to me that he has told anyone

about this deal, I will yank him up so fast

and throw him on the block that his head will spin.

- Do you have a target in mind?

Do you want noms to stay the same?

- I have an idea of what I want.

But I mean, I just-- - Yeah.

- I want everybody to play for the Veto.

- Yeah.

- You're not the target this week.

- Thank you. - I'm a man of my word.

- Mm-hmm.

- If anything comes back to me,

I will turn that b*tch around.

- Yeah. This is--this is huge.

Nothing's gonna leave my mouth. I'm saying--

- I can only believe that. - Yeah.

- That's all I can do.

- Cam, if you're trying to start

a working relationship with someone,

threatening them is not the way to go.

- Let's play. - Let's play.

- Let's turn it loose.

- Honestly, none of this is making me

feel any better about Cameron.

So all I know is that I need to play in the Veto this week.

Again, thank you.



[upbeat music]

- How are you feeling?

- I'm glad I'm not on the block.



- Give it to me. - Let's go.



- Right there.

- Wait, wait, wait.

- Yeah.

What should we do? [laughs]

- How about The Hitmen?

Dude, you don't see it coming.

- Dude, The Hitmen? - You just got whacked.

- The Minutemen.

I'm a huge fan of The Hitmen.

Cody and Derrick in BB worked together

the entire game.

They were loyal to each other till the very end.

I really see that sort of alliance with Matt.

He saved me with his superpower,

so he's someone I'd definitely love to go

to the final two with.

[dramatic music]

- Yeah.



I saved Jag with my superpower

and kept him in the house, which is great.

Even though two of the Seven Deadly Sins

are on the block...



It would be better for me and Jag's game

if nominations stayed the same.

I mean, I know if one of them comes down,

Cameron could easily put up Jag.

So hopefully I get picked to play Veto this week

so I can make sure that doesn't happen.

- Huh?

[laughs]

- Let's do that.

- Let's go. - Let's go.

- Now, we're The Minutemen,

and time is about to be up for all these other houseguests.



The Minutemen. Let's go.



- Bro, this is about to get bananas.

- Good.

- You know that, right? [laughs]

- Good.

I've been working my a*s off in this house.

Nominate.

Nominated HOH.

Nominated...

[together] HOH.



- Game on.

- You did your thing, bro.

I mean, look, I had absolutely no idea

where Cameron's nominations were going this week.

But at this point, Cameron seems like

he trusts me, but I don't trust Cameron

for one second.

My laugh towards him is really me laughing at him,

never with him.

[laughs]

- Chaos.

- [laughs]

- No food.

- I just got to see if it's gonna give me gas.

- [...] sleep arrangements. - Bro.

[bed squeaks]

- Yelling into a bullhorn when they pee.

- Grab your masks, everyone.

- Ah!

- This week is only...

- It's hell week.

- Starting. - Hell week.

- I'm a king. - Hell week.



- Dance.

I know what it looks like, all right?

Jared put me on the block last week,

and we're supposed to be at odds.

But he put me on the block as a pawn,

and I understood the plan.

And now, Jared is somebody that I think I can trust

and work with down the road, because I could tell

how blindsided he also was with the Red eviction.

This whole thing is bizarre.

I cannot get a grip on this.

I feel like they knew it last night.

- That's what's k*lling me.

- Listen, America.

I'm gonna let you in on the plan, OK?

Izzy, of course, is the target.

But if Izzy or Felicia comes down off of that block,

Cirie is going up right behind them.

[bell dings]

Now, I can bring you in on this.

Step one, have the entire house believe

that I'm gonna put up Blue and Jag.



- Mm-hmm.

- Step two, put up Felicia and Izzy.



Step three, have each one of them

believe that they're a pawn. - [laughs]

Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.

- She just sang like a bird, dude.

[bird chirps]

We're in the middle of step three.

I'll let you know when step four starts.

Even as much as I trust Jared, I'm not even letting him in

on the rest of this plan.

Done. I'm done.

- Bro.

- I'm done playing. Done playing games.

- The fact that Cameron is really telling me

that his plan isn't over yet,

I'm already jumping to conclusions,

and I'm almost sure that the rest

of his plan that he's telling me about

is definitely to nominate my mom.

And that cannot happen for me.

So I need to get picked for this Veto.

I absolutely have to protect my mom.

[bright chimes]

[dramatic music]

[expl*si*n whooshes]

[laughs]

- Step back.

Step back and watch it burn, baby.

- [laughs] - Watch it burn.

- [laughs]



- [exhales sharply]]

[upbeat music]

- Hey, y'all.

Let's pick players for the Veto competition.

- Whoa! - Whoa!

Already? - Wow.



[tense music]

- Felicia?

- They're gonna be sitting there.

- Oh!

[blows raspberry] I'm not even--

[laughs]

- Only six people will participate

in the Veto competition, head of household,

the two nominees, and three other players

selected by a random draw.

Will the nominees please join me up here?



As HOH, I will pick first.



There is one chip that I am dreaming

to pull out of this box,

and that is a chip with the name of Cirie.

If she plays in this Veto,

number one, I'm pretty sure I can beat her.

Number two, if she does win,

I get to watch her choose

between two of her best friends

or nothing at all.

Chaos.

The Ice Pick, Matt. - Yay.

- Yeah.

[cheers and applause]

- So I'm excited.

I get to play this competition

to help make sure these nominations stay the same.

So there's no chance that Jag

or anyone else I'm working with goes up.



- I want to pull Jared's name.

He's my son in the house,

and Jared and I have talked about a final two before.

We never solidified it, but it was a discussion

that was left open.

Come on, Jared. I need you.



Jared. - Hey.

[cheers and applause]

I'm so happy that I got picked for this Veto.

I got to go out there and protect my mom

by any means necessary,

so I have to go out there and get it.

So it's game time, baby.



- Houseguest's choice. - Ooh.

- Jared was my first choice,

but his chip has already been pulled.

And I need strong competitors to compete so that Cameron

and Felicia don't win.

I choose Jag. - Whoo!

- Let's go.

[cheers and applause]

- It's really great that Izzy chose me for a Veto.

It makes me trust her more

and shows me that she trusts me, too.

This at least gives me the opportunity

to go out there and play for my safety this week.

- Big Brother will inform us

when the competition is to begin.

Good luck. - Whoo!

[applause]

- Yeah!

- Oh, my God.



- Within the Seven Deadly Sins,

I feel closest with Jag, Cirie, and Jared.

And now that Jared and I got picked for the Veto,

I want to see where his head's at.

- Not only is my goal to protect my mom

by winning Veto, but I also really want Cameron

to put his full plan out on the table for me,

and once I have the Veto around my neck,

then I know Cameron's gonna definitely give me

the full plan, step by step.

- If he wins...

- Yeah?



[gentle music]

- I want to win.

- Come on, boss.

- I just, like, want to be good here.

- What do you mean?

- Like, I want to be good at this.

- I think you're better... - You know?

- At this than you give yourself credit for.

Really, I think if it wasn't for you,

I'm not really sure how or where I would be.

- Oh, come on. You're Cirie Fields.

- Well, we all know that.

[laughter]

- You're my favorite person here.

- Oh, you're mine, besides the one

I gave birth to obviously. - I know. I know. I know.

- [laughs]

Like, nothing about you is fake,

and you're unapologetically you.



Isabelle.

[laughter]

And I want you not to lose that, honestly.

- I won't.

I mean, I haven't been able to.

So I want to feel confident, but I don't,

even in the one thing that I do feel confident about,

which is, like, playing my stupid flute.

- Why are you not confident in yourself?

- I don't know.

Like, I wanted to try rock climbing

before coming here, and I was like,

"I can't be the short, fat, like, ugly person

"trying for the first time, you know,

and being scared of heights."

I just can't bring myself to do it,

even though it's like, I want to do things.

You know? - Damn, Izzy!

That feeling you just told me about,

I walked into "Survivor" with that feeling.

And you see how it turned out, right?

I took that feeling and took a chance,

the same chance you took right now.



[laughs] I expect the unexpected.

I really didn't expect this at all.

I've never felt this way about anybody

outside of the people I know and love.

Like, I've never-- I've never

made a connection like this.

I've never had someone kind of meet me here.

Like, I know you, how you feel.

I feel exactly the same way.



I almost feel like I found my person.

I mean, like, you get it.

I get it. You're my person.



And we're two hot messes.

[laughs]

[laughter]

We are two hot messes.

You are really awesome,

and if the only thing I get out of this

is getting to know you, like really

know you like that, I'm telling you,

I'ma be happy.



- Cirie is really inspiring me right now.

You know, she, to me, is the queen of "Survivor,"

the best of all time,

and she's telling me that I can do it,

that I am capable.

I trust her more than anyone in this house,

and I'm taking that with me.

Let's compete in this Veto comp.

I feel very fortunate to know you, Cirie.

- [laughs] Stop. You're gonna make me cry.

- No, I'm serious.

- You're so stupid.

[laughs]

[upbeat music]

- Hey, everybody.

It's time for the Veto competition.

But first, I need everyone in the living room

for a special sneak peek.

[cheers and applause]

[upbeat music]



- Attention, campers.

This is your head counselor, Josh Duhamel.

With the kids... - Damn!

Back in school, it's time for adult summer

to begin at Camp Buddy Games.

Today's activities include Cornholio,

Giant Beer Pong, and the Muddy Buddy Pit.

Game on!

- "Buddy Games," new series tomorrow

at :/: Central on CBS and streaming on Paramount+.

- Yeah! [cheers and applause]

This is gonna be awesome.

- That would have been fun.

- I would love to do that.

- I love "Buddy Games"!

- "Buddy Games" host and hottie, Josh Duhamel,

is currently waiting for us outside.

Let's get dressed and meet him in the backyard.

[cheering]

Josh Duhamel is a certified zaddy,

so I'll watch anything that he's in.

- I love that Josh Duhamel is doing Buddy Games...

Let's go!

Because I love the movie

"Buddy Games" with Josh Duhamel.

I would love to be on that show.

- Whoa! [laughter]

- Whoo!

[whistle blows]

[upbeat music]

- Ooh! Ah!

- Oh, yeah! - Hi. Whoo!

- What is up, buddies?

- Oh, wow.

I can't believe Josh Duhamel is actually here

in the Big Brother House right now.

This is super awesome.

I'm a huge fan of him, and I get to see him

right in front of me.

Maybe one day he'll invite me to a premiere.

And then, vice versa, I'll invite him to the Olympics.

- How are you guys doing? - I'm good.

- Good. - OK.

Well, the reason I'm here is because I have a new show

called "Buddy Games" that airs right after "Big Brother"

on Thursdays.

Buddy Games is all about taking on crazy activities

and creating incredible memories with your friends.

So today, I am gonna bring the spirit of "Buddy Games"

to the "Big Brother" backyard. - Whoo!

- Whoo! - Yeah.

- I guess that kind of makes us Thursday night buddies?

- Yeah! - All right.

Here's how it works.

This competition will play out in a series of rounds.

In each round, you will take a seat

on my whirly, twirly throne.

And when I blow the bugle,

you'll be spun around for seconds.

- Ooh. - Oh.

- Now, when the chair stops, you'll only have seconds

to take up to three shots before all the blockers

pop up, ending your round.

Now, your shots will be added together

to give you a total score.

And at the end of each round,

the player with the lowest total score

will be eliminated.

Now, it's not all bad news for those who are eliminated, OK?

Because I'm gonna send out a prize

with my trusty fishing pole, OK?

- Whoo!

- But don't get too attached to it,

because the player eliminated after you

will have the option of holding on to their prize

or trading out for yours.

The last person standing will have the choice

of any of the prizes,

including the Golden Power of Veto.

Who's ready to play Buddy Ball?

[cheering]

Let's go!

All right, Felicia.

You're up first.

[cheers and applause]

- If I don't win this Veto,

I could actually walk out the door.

It is imperative that I win Veto.

Come on, come on.

- We are gonna start this round on my bugle.

Are you ready? - Oh, yeah.

- Yeah! - Oh, yeah.

[bugle blares]

Oh, that's fast. - Hold on!

- Oh, God!

[energetic music]

Just focus on something peaceful, Felicia,

anything but the spinning.

[music slows to halt]

- Come on, Fee! - Come on!

Let's go! - Let's go!

[all cheering]

- Come on!

- Let's go!

- Oh, gee.

I can't tell right from left, front from back.

- Oh, get in there. Get in there.

Oh, she almost got the !

[whimsical music]

- Oh! - points.

All right, ball number two.

- Oh. - Go for it.

Go for it! [buzzer blares]

- Next one. Next one. Next one!

- All right.

Come on. Ooh.

- Oh!



- Oh!

Oh, she's tough. Oh.

She didn't get to the third ball.

- Good job, Felicia! Whoo!

- Good job. Good job.

- You all right, Felicia? - Yeah.

- All right, Felicia.

You have a score of .

Your second ball bounced over the blocker,

so that one doesn't count. Sorry.

[upbeat music]

[buzzer blares]

- Aw.

- Jared, you're up next. - Let's go, Jared.

- You need to beat a score of .

Don't hurl, Jared. - I won't.

- You didn't have spaghetti for breakfast, did you?

- Slop. - [laughs]

- One of my main goals in this game

is to make sure that my mom's safe as long as possible.

I'm gonna do that by any means necessary.

So winning this Veto is one of those things

that I absolutely have to do to ensure that my mom's safe.

[bugle blares]

- Oh, here you go.

- Whoo!

- He's not even fazed by this.



[music slows to halt]

- Let's go, J! - Come on, J!

- Let's go, J! - Bro!

- Let's go, J! - Bro.

- Go, go, go, go, go, go, go! - Come on.

Come on, bro. Oh!

- It came back out. It came out.

It came back. - Oh, it bounced over.

- Come on.

- Keep going. - One more ball.

One more!



[bell dings]

- This isn't your ordinary Skee-Ball at the arcade.

Imagine trying to play Skee-Ball after a few shots.

The world is completely moving around me.

Everything seems like a blur. I cannot see straight.



[bells dinging]

- Ooh.

Jared with points.

Cam, you're up next.

[bugle blares]

- Oh, hell.

Here we go.

Whew.

Oh, yeah, that picks up quick.

Jeez, Louise.

This thing's cooking.

I mean, it is moving.

I mean, I knew we were gonna get dizzy, but damn.

[music slows to a halt]

- Come on, Cam!

- Uh-huh. Yeah.

- Go!



- Listen, I'd love to win this thing.

Even better would be if Jared pulled this thing out,

and then he and I can go upstairs

and decide just how much mayhem we want to start.



[bell dings]



- Just in the nick of time!

- Ah!

[bells dinging] - Good job!

- Good job, Cam.

- Izzy, you're up next.

[cheering]

Come on, Izzy!

- I want to win this Veto

and not use it so that I can keep noms the same

so that Cirie doesn't go up.

If Cirie goes up and goes home,

I'm absolutely the next out the door.

- All right, Izzy, all you have to do

is beat to move on to the next round.

[bugle blares]

- Got this, boss.

Close your eyes. Close your eyes.

- [exhales]

I've never been on a roller coaster.

I don't like rides.

And all that's running through my mind is,

you should have gone on a spinning teacup once,

you coward.

- Just go to your happy place.

Go to your happy place.

- [exhaling]

[music slows to halt]

- Ah!





- Let's go!

[bell dings]

- Truly, my only strategy is to just get a ball up the ramp.

It's difficult. It's silly.

It feels absurd, and I have no control.



[bells dinging] - Great. Perfect.

[applause]

- Izzy with a score of .

So you take the spot below Jared.

All right, Matt, you're up next.

- Let's go, Matt!

- I want to win this comp just to prove that I can win.

But also, I want to win this Veto

to keep the nominations the same this week.

- Matt, all you have to do is beat

to move on to the next round. Are you ready?

- Yep.

[bugle blares]

- Whoo! - Whoo!

- Come on, Matt.

- As I'm being spun on this chair,

I'm trying to focus on a single point on my shirt,

and hopefully that'll help me not be so dizzy.

- Let's go, Matt. - Go, Matt.

- All right. Here we go.

- All right. Let's go.

- Oh, my.

Even though I'm dizzy right now,

I want to try and fire off as many shots

as I can on the right ramp before the blocker

goes up because that's where all the highest points are.

[bell dings] - Yeah!

[cheering]

- Matt, go, go, go!

- Ooh, right off the bat!

- Let's go, Matt! - Let's go!

- He's good.

- Go, go, go! - Whoo!

- Next one. Next one.

- Go! - Next one.

- Good job! [bell dings]

- Nice, Matt. Nice, nice.

[buzzer blares] - Oh.

- Whoo! - Nice score.

Nice score!

- Matt with a score of . Nice.

[cheering]

- Nice one. - Score.

- Jag, you're up next.

- Let's go, Jag. - Whoo!

- Go, Jag. Whoo! - Here we go. Yeah!

- This Veto competition is really important to me.

Cameron can talk about clean slates

and olive branches all he wants,

but I don't trust Cameron at all.

So if someone comes down,

who's to say Cameron won't just put me

on the block?

So the only way to guarantee my safety is to win that Veto.

- All you have to do is beat to be safe in this round.

- All right.

[bugle blares]

- Let's go, Jag. - Let's go, Jag.



- [laughs]

- Go, Jag. - Let's go, Jag.

- Go, Jag, go.

- Whoo! - Go, go, go.

- Oh, oh, that might be a hundo.

Oh. [bell dings]



You're already safe, brother.



- Man. [buzzer blares]

[laughs]

How'd that get there?

- Get it, Jaggy. - Wow.

[bells dinging] - Nice, Jag!

- Yeah.

- Nice job, Jag. - Thank you.

- Good job, man.

- Jag, one of your ba*ls bounced over.

[buzzer blares]

But you still have a score of ,

which is really good. [cheering]

So you're safe, pal. You're safe.

Sorry, Izzy.

You have the lowest score of this round.

You have been eliminated, so I'm gonna send you a fish.

- OK. - All right.

You ready? Here we go.

- For at least a moment, Veto.

- Veto.

[cheering]

- It says "Veto," and my heart sinks

to my stomach because I know how this game works,

and I'm not gonna be holding this fish with the Veto on it

by the time this comp ends.

It's just salt in my wound.

- OK, guys, I just have to warn you,

before we start round two, the spinning will be longer,

and you'll have less time to sh**t.

Jared, you're up first.

- Let's go, Jared!

[bugle blares]



- Man, this chair is spinning so much faster than it looks,

and it's already hard to keep my arms

and my head tucked down.

I'm feeling super nauseous and really dizzy.

- Let's go!



[bell dings] - Ooh, a big one there.

- You got this. One more, one more.

- Yeah. - One more left.

One more left. [bell dings]

- Come on. Easy. Easy.

- Good job, good job. - Yeah!

- Good job. - Come on.

[bells dinging] - Let's go, baby.

- Congratulations, Jared.

You just got .

- Hey, hey. Let's go.

[cheering]

- Cam, you're up next.

- All right, Cam. Go, Cam. Go, Cam.

[bugle blares]



- You got this, Cameron.

- Whoo!



- And the competition just got harder.

- Let's go!

- I've always had pretty solid dexterity.

I played a lot of sports.

- Oh, that might be money.

- I didn't know rolling a ball

up a very wide path could be difficult.



- Come on, Cameron.

- Oh, God. I misjudged this one.

[bell dings]

- Good job.

- points for Cam, .

Has anybody hooked up?

- Oh, well, now. - We're a pair.

- You just--you just saying something with that.

- I just want some of the juice, man.

- He wants the drama.

Showmance? You mean Cory and America?

Because that's the only showmance that I know about.

- All right, Matt, you're up next.

- It looks easy,

but when you're sitting on that chair,

it is spinning really fast.

I could do flip turns all day long,

but I'm not sure how long I can last on this chair

being spun around.



- There you go.

Here we go.

- Let's go, baby! - Let's go.

- Ooh, that could-- that could be good.

[bell dings]

- I feel like I'm probably looking like a badass,

but, in reality, I hear someone say

I look like a giraffe,

so that's probably more accurate.



- Throw the ball. - Good job. Good job.



[bell dings] - Ooh, nice, nice.

Ooh.

Another one dropped out.

[applause]

All right, Jag, you're up next.

[bugle blares]



- Here we go! Let's go!

- Come on, Jag! - A little zoom!

- Oh, good job, good job.

- There you go.

[bell dings]

[dramatic music]

- Good job. Keep going. Keep going.

[bell dings]



- Good job, Jag! - Yeah!

- for you, Jag. You are safe.

Felicia, you're up next.

[bugle blares]

- All right, you got it. You got it. You got it.

- Let's go! - All right.

- Come on! - Oh, oh, oh.

- You're okay. - Get up, get up, get up.

- The faster you move, the hotter your body gets.

This is gonna be a lot.

- Easy!

- There you go. There you go.

- You just don't want to be last, Mama Fe.

[bell dings] - Ooh, keep going.

- Ooh, God. - You got it.

- There you go.

- Go, go, go, go, go, go!

- .

[bells dinging]

[cheers and applause]

for Mama Fe. - Good job.

- You are moving on to the next round.

- Yes! - Whoo!

- I beat Cameron, and he goes out,

and everybody else is going through to the next round.

Come on.

- Unfortunately for you, Cameron,

you have been eliminated.

- Ah! - All right.



There you are, my friend.

- Deuce!

All right, here we go.



- What have you got?

- Piggy Pals.

- "Congratulations.

"You and a buddy of your choosing

"will be piggy pals all week.

"But there's more.

"You'll get to spend some serious quality time together

"because you must fill your pig pen

"with , scoops of dirt using only two tiny scoopers.

"If you and your pal fail to accomplish

"this task in hours,

you won't be playing in the next Veto."

[all gasp]

Would you like to keep the piggy pals prize

or trade it for one of the other prizes?

- Oh, Izzy.

I am not going to let you hold that Veto any longer.

Listen, I got a smooth trade for you, all right?

You give me the Veto, and I will give you

whatever Piggy Pals is.

Yeah, I'm going to take the Veto.

Sorry, Izzy.

- Yeah.

I'm not surprised.

He gives me this weird punishment,

and I'm just hoping there's some way

that I can, let's say,

return the favor at some point.

- It is time for round three.

Matt, you are up first.

[bugle blares]

[upbeat music]

[cheering]

- Let's go, Matty!

[music slows to halt]

- Let's go, buddy! - Light, light, light.

[dramatic music]

[bell dings]

- That one bounced over the line so that doesn't count by the

way. He's got zero right now.

He needs something. He needs something.

Matt gets five points.

Now, I roll I five? I'm like what the heck happened.

I was on a roll. I'm a little disappointed. I'm a competitor.

I think I'm out for good. No one's going to through lower

that I believe.

- Jag, you're up next.

[bugle blares]

- You got this, Jag!

- Let's go, Jag.

- Come on, Jag!

- Get it, get it.

Oh, easy.

- Oh, that could be good.

[bell dings]



[bell dings]



[bells dinging]

, , -- that's for Jag.

- I roll .

It's not great, but at this point,

I'm just hoping Felicia scores lower than Matt

so that me, Matt, and Jared can be the ones

advancing to the next round.

Felicia, you're up next.

All you got to do is beat

Let's go Mama Fe!

Well the chair is definately spinning faster, oh my God.

And we're in the chair longer.

Alright, you got this.

And I still got to be able to get up, get my composure

and run and throw these ba*ls.

Come on, come on, come on!

Oh! Tied for last place with a score of five with Matt.

Jared you're up next. Come on Jared!

[Bugle]

Oh! ! He comes to play baby. Good player.

for Jared!

Alright, we're going into a tie breaker with Matt and Felicia.

[Bugle]

[Bell Dings]

Good job Matt!

Felicia, you're up next.

All you got to do is score more than

to stay in the game, Felicia.

- OK.

[bugle blares]

- Let's go.

- Round three.

OK, this [...] getting real.



- Nice and slow.

- Breathe in through your nose, out through your mouth.

Breathe. - Nice and slow.

- Breathe. - There you go, nice and slow.

- There you go, there you go. Nice, nice, nice.

- You got it.

- I've done got hotter.

Now I'm sweating like a cow out here.

I don't know if I'm gonna make it.

[bell dings] - You got it. You got it.

- Good job, Felicia. - Hurry up. Hurry up.

Get it up there.

- Good job, Mama Fe! [bells dinging]

- . - Good job!

- Oi, don't overcrowd her.

Don't overcrowd her. Don't overcrowd her.

Don't overcrowd here. - Hey, Fe, are you OK?

- She's good. - Sit up for me.

- All right, guys. - Yeah.

- Give her some space. - A little bit of space.

- Yeah, give her some space. - Space, space, space, space.

- Yeah, get somebody out here.

- And let's get some more ice out here for her, too.

- I'm hot.

[tense music]

I'm hot.

I can't get any air.

- I finish the round. I lose.

And then it's like, ugh.

- Hey, Fe, are you OK?

- I am.

I did the best that I could,

and I'm proud of myself.

It's all good.

- Are you hungry?

Can I send you down some fish?

- [laughs] You can send me down a fish.

- Here we go, number three coming down.

- Thank you.

- Ooh-whee!

- European vacation.

[all cheering]

- Yeah! - Yes, Mama Fe!

- Dang!

- "This trip for two is yours for now.

Would you like to keep the vacation or trade it?"

- I'm gonna trade it for this Veto.

- Yeah!

[applause]

- I have the Veto, three people behind me.

Am I gonna get lucky enough to hold on to the Veto?

That's my hope.

Jared, Matt, Jag, I'm on the block,

and I need to be able to save myself.

Please, don't take my Veto fish.

- Daddy's going back to Europe.

Ol' Mama Fe has got the Veto for now.

But I don't really want her to hang on to it.

Granted, there's a possibility that I want to take her down,

but I want more mayhem.

I want her to expect to be pulled down

and then not pull her down.

Or I want her to expect to not be pulled down

and then pull her down.

I just don't want her to think that she has any control.

[tense music]

- Jag, you're up, buddy.

- Let's go, dog.

[bugle blares]

[whimsical music]



- Go get it, Jag.

Go get it. Go get it.

[tense music]

- There you go. Great job.

- .

[bell dings]

Oh, back. .

[bell dings] Nice. .

[bells dinging]

- Good job. Good job.

- Good job, chicken.

- Jag with . - Good job.

- Whoo! - Good start.

Jared, you're up next, buddy.

- As if it wasn't hard enough,

this competition just got harder.

Not only are they spinning us longer,

it seems as if they're spinning us faster,

and we have less time to roll the ball into the right pin.

But I have to win this Veto so I can protect my actual mom.

[bugle blares]

- There we go.

Locked in.



- I'm hoping Jared stays in this long enough

to get that Veto up out of Felicia's hands.



- Wow.

- There you go.

- It's like it doesn't even affect him.

[bell dings]



Ooh, that could--

[bell dings]



[bells dinging] - Good job!

- Ooh, . - Whoo!

- Matt, all you got to do is score more than

to move on to the final round.

- Let's go, Matt. - Come on, buddy.

- Now it's down to me, Jag, and Jared.

I trust them to win the Veto,

but I still want to win because I'm a competitor.

So I'm gonna give it my all.

[bugle blares]

- Let's go, ice pick. - Go, Matty.

- I'm a champion, and it's time for everyone to know that.



- All right, here we go.

[energetic music]

[bell dings]

- Ooh.



[bell dings]

- Oh, he got two in the .

- Good job. - Nice, Ice Pick, nice.

- That means, Jared-- you like rock bass?

- Yeah. - All right, there you go.

- Come on. - Kayak companions.

- Oh, boy. - OK.

- Nice.

- "Congratulations.

"You and a buddy of your choosing

"must move around the Big Brother house

together in a two-person kayak for hours."

- Oh, my God!

- Would you like to keep your kayak couple prize

or trade it in for one of the other prizes?

- You guys, you're not on the block.

I am.

You have no chance of going home.

I need to keep this Veto.

- I'm gonna have to trade that for the Veto, y'all.

- Oh.

- Oh, that Veto is a popular item, isn't it?

- Well, if anybody was gonna take it,

I needed it to be Jared.

So now I just got to trust

that he's gonna pull me off the block.

[tense music]

- All right, it all comes down to this.

That means it's time for the final round.

Jag, Matt, good luck.

Matt, you're up first. - Let's go, Ice Pick!

- Go get it.

[bugle blares]

Ah, never mind.

- Best one yet.

- Let's go, Matt.

- All right, you got this.

- Okay, Matt! - All right, here we go.

- Nice. - Soft.

- Yeah, Matt!

[bell dings] - Ooh, oh. Oh.

- . - Nice.

- Solid, Matt, solid! - Wow.

- Ooh. - Wow. Nice, Matt.

[bell dings]



- Atta boy, Matt! - Good job, Matt.

- Good job. [bells dinging]

- .

- I know that's a pretty dang good score.

I'm just hoping Jag doesn't beat it.

- All Jag has to do is score more than a ...

- Let's go, Chicken. - All right.

- To win this competition.

[bugle blares]

- OK, Jag! - Let's go, Jag, come on!

- So now it's down to me and Matt,

and, honestly, I'm cool with either one of us winning this.



- OK, Chicken.

- I don't know how they get their balance.

- Good job. Good job.

- Oh! - Nice!

[bell dings] - Light, Jag.

Light, light, light. - Come on, come on.

[bell dings]

Middle, middle. - Nice.



[bells dinging] - Good job, Jag.

- Nice job, Jag.

- total for Jag.

That means I get to send you a fish.

- All right.

$,.

- Whoo!

- Would you like to keep the k or trade it

for another one of the prizes?

- I'm shaking in my boots as Jag

looks back and forth between my prize and his prize.

I can't trust that anybody in this house

will do exactly what I'm doing, which is protecting my mom.

So my hope is that he keeps the $,.

- Jared is in the Seven Deadly Sins alliance

with me, and I trust him not to use the Veto.

So at this point, I'm gonna just hold on

to the $, and let him hold on to the Veto.

I'm gonna keep the $,. - Yeah!

- Yeah!

- All right, that means we have one last piece of business,

fish number six.

Here you go.

- Duhamel-A-Manic-- A-Maniac.

- Duhamel-A-Maniac.

"Congratulations, Matt.

"You've just won the greatest prize of all.

"You get to become the Duhamel-A-Maniac.

"You'll be wearing Josh-approved attire

"and get to hang out with me all week,

taking selfies galore." - Oh, my God!

- I get to hang out with Josh for a whole week?

I'm thrilled.

I think hanging out with my bro, Josh,

would be way better than $,, an European trip,

or even the Veto.

Can we sh**t Transformers together or something?

- [laughs] Sure.

- Matt, you do realize you're not actually gonna

be hanging out with Josh Duhamel, right?

Clearly, this is gonna be some type of punishment.

- I think I'm gonna keep this. - Oh!

- Oh, you're gonna keep it? All right.

- Yeah. - I'm flattered, Matt.

I'm flattered.

[quirky music]

- Matt really chose that over $,.

[applause]

- Everyone who knows this show

knows the final prize is always a humiliating punishment.

I do not think Matt knows what he's in for.

- Izzy, who would you like to pick to be your Piggy Pal?

- I think I have to pick Cameron.

- Oh! - Oh!

- Sorry, bud.

The best week of your life, Cameron.

- Just the top-tier entertainment here.

- Felicia, who would you like to pick

to be your kayak companion?

- Cirie.

[applause]

- OK, Jared, you get the Golden Power of Veto.

[cheering]

Yeah, buddy.

- Nice job, Pooh.

- Buddy, I really don't know how I pulled it off,

but I did it again, Mama.

Who's the legend now?

Not only am I guaranteeing that you got another week

in this house, but now I get to finally hear

Cameron tell me hisself what his actual plan was.

This could not be a better moment for me.

- I don't think we could have written this better.

First off, I get to go to Europe.

Now that Jared has the Veto, I get to rope him in

on the rest of the plan.

- Jared securing this Veto is fantastic because I know

that there is no way

that he would let Cirie get back-doored.

It's almost better than me winning

because I don't have to be the one to not use the power

and keep nominations the same.

So I can maybe hide to the house

just how dedicated I am to Cirie and mine's

relationship in this house.

- Praise, ye, the Lord.

OK, Jared, take this Veto,

bring me down at the Veto meeting,

and let somebody else go up on the block.

- All right, everyone, this has been a lot of fun.

Thank you for having me today.

I wish you all the luck in the world.

And I can't wait to follow all of you on Thursday nights,

:/: Central.

[cheering] Let's go.

- Thanks, Josh!

[bugle blares]

- See ya!

- No, dude.

Humili-verse.



[tense music]

- Now, I got to stay--

- No, I know, but I'm just like--

- Cirie, Felicia, please go to the diary room.

- [laughs] - Oh!

Yes! - Oh, my word.

- All right, I'm in position.

- Get in there.

- Jared took my Veto,

and I ended up...

with a Kayak Companion punishment.

- [laughs]

- Hey, everybody! [all cheering]

- Wait, wait, wait.

- It's time for our Kayak Companion punishment.

- But wait, there's more.

Hold on!

- If they come out in a big-a*s kayak,

I am going to scream.

[water bubbling] [laughter, cheering]

- That is gonna be insane.

- OK, hold on.

- So we got to be stuck to each other

in this kayak for the next hours.

But you know what?

I don't even look at that as a punishment,

because I'm hanging out with my bestie in the house.

We kayaking... - Oh!

- For damn hours.

- First stop is the bathroom. - Oh!

- So whenever we go anywhere throughout the house,

we have to be in our kayak.

Tilt, tilt, tilt, row!

Tilt, row, tilt, row, tilt, row.

- Oh, my God. - Tilt, row, tilt, row.

[laughing] Tilt, row. Tilt, row.

- We got to dock you. - Right.

- But if we land somewhere,

we can get out and dock and relax.

So it's great for me with my bestie.

[ship horn blaring] - Ship's ahoy!

Felicia going to the bathroom! [laughter]

- If I have to be stuck to anyone in this house,

I want it to be my girl, Felicia.

- Right, right, right, right, right.

[clattering] [laughter]

- Come on. Paddle, Felicia.

- We're on our way. I'm paddling.

I'm paddling. - To the room.

- Turn to the right. Turn to the right.

Turn to the right. I'ma turn. I'ma turn.

I'ma turn. I'ma turn. Oh, we got this.

- Oh, yeah. - b*tch!

I haven't been drinking a lot of water

so we don't have to keep going back and forth to the bathroom.

As my girl Rachel Reilly would say...

- Floaters, you better grab a life vest.

- Floaters, grab a life vest!

Ahh! [laughs]

- But we ain't floaters.

We are not floaters.

- Is your tea ready?

- In about a minute. - Oh, gotta microwave.

How--no way we gonna be able to take it outside

and do this.

- Yeah, we're gonna have to get somebody

to help us carry the tea.

Hello!

We're shipwrecked!

We need some help!

- Cirie, Felicia, please go to the diary room.

- OK, see y'all later.

- OK, I can-- I'm taking my tea.

[quirky music]

- OK, paddle. Paddle. - OK.

- We're paddling. We're paddling.

- Paddle. - We're paddling.



[engine revs] [tires squeal]

- You can't reach the door? You can't have the tea.

- We're gonna slant down a little.

[tires squeal, car crashes]

- Oh, Lordy. [both laugh]

Push, push, push. - [grunts]

- There you go. - [laughs]

OK, now this is gonna be--

[dramatic music] This one'll be harder.

[music slows to a stop]

- OK.

- So you want to tilt to the left all the way.

- Yeah.

- I don't know if we can get in.

[music starts, stops]

- [grunts] - Kind of lift up. We're in.

We're gonna go. We're gonna get it.

- Push it, push it. Push, push, push.

- There we go. There we go.

- We might lower it to get in.

- Yeah.

Ah!

We're gaining muscles from this thing.

[upbeat music]

- That would have been a tough challenge

if that was, like, day four, day five on slop.

- Oh, for sure. - With the energy.

- Matt, please go to the diary room.

- Matt. - Let's go!

- Even though I came in first place in the Veto comp,

I decided to keep my punishment.

So now I am the Duhamel-A-Maniac.

all: Oh!

- Hey, everyone, come meet the Duhamel-A-Maniac!

- Josh's number one fan. - This is so fire.

- I was his number one fan out there.

- This is so dope. - So it's perfect.

- Only Matt could get away with that outfit.

- I told you he was gonna look cute.

- Uh-huh.

- I have to wear this costume

everywhere I go all week.

Watch your head, bro.

And I got to carry Josh with me wherever I go.

- Welcome to the abode, Joshua.

- We're coming through, me and Josh.

- Go for it. - Thank you.

Josh's turn.

[upbeat rock music]



Typically, I don't shave my boy's face, but, you know,

I thought Josh would appreciate a little touch-up from me

because we're bros.

This should be good, I think.

Oh, I can't leave Josh. Oops.

[trumpet fanfare]

I was a little bummed at first, not hanging out

with the real deal Josh Duhamel,

but I think it's as close it gets.

And I'm excited.

- Matt, feels like a great time

for a selfie in the kitchen.

- And whenever Big Brother tells me

to take a photo with Josh...

- One, two, three.

Yes!

- I got to do it.

- Take a selfie with Josh

under the kitchen table.

- I like having Josh around, you know?

He don't say much, but listen, he's not bad to look at.

Jared might have a little bit of competition on his hands.

- Get a selfie with Josh, Cirie,

Felicia, and their kayak.

- That's a good one.

- With Josh and the HOH.

- I need you in it.

I think you should be in it. - Yeah.

- Matt, go get a selfie with Josh

up in the Have-Not room.

- Oh, my God. - I have to take a selfie.

- Oh, my God. - I know.

- Are you serious? - Yes.

- So I think, yeah, just--

I guess start left to right, yeah.

Plus, I have to put all of my photos on a shrine to Josh.

- Oh, my God. - Oh, yeah.

- I think if Josh saw it,

he might be a little creeped out.

But it's just me recognizing one of the homies.

Me and Josh will see you later.

[bright fife music]

[tense music]



- Bro, this could not have been

any better. - Mm-hmm.

Now that I finally got this Veto,

it's time for Cameron to start telling me

what the rest of his plan is.

- Bah!

- If, by any chance, Cameron can convince me

that it's not my mom that's gonna be

the replacement nominee,

I might actually entertain the fact of using the Veto.

But first things first, I got to make sure

he confirms that that's not the case.

Cameron, it's time for you to confess, buddy.

What--what you thinking, bro?

- Well, mainly I have a question for you.

- Mm-hmm.

- Do you want to play this chill?

Or... - It depends on what you do.

- Do you want to continue the mayhem

and blow some [...] apart?

And I mean blow this [...] out the frame.

Because the plan is, I put Cirie next to Izzy.

- Hmm.

OK, that makes sense.

- Nobody's voting out Cirie.

Izzy has been her eyes and her ears.

We will remove that from her.

Even though Izzy is % my target this week,

I want her sitting next to her best friend on that block

because I've had to sit next to two of my best friends

in this house.

And these two people got to plan my goodbyes to my friends

from the comfort of their own beds.

Cirie will be a standalone player...

- That's true. - Dying...

- That's true. - For an alliance.

Cirie is on an island.

How poetic.

The Survivor.

- Well, well, well.

Just exactly what I was thinking.

Cameron was trying to backdoor my mom,

and now I'm definitely gonna be making sure

that that cannot happen.

It's really hard for me to hear Cameron saying my mom's name,

but I still got to remember, at the end of the day,

I got to play this position that I'm in.

And now I'm gonna start throwing out

some other names to kind of try to sway

Cameron off of my mom's path.

Let's see how it works.

I truly, wholeheartedly believe

if we put Cirie next to Izzy, Cirie is going.

- Who do we put next to Izzy? - Jag, bro.

I got to sleep next to the guy every night,

and I'm trying to get him out the house.

- Tell me this.

You take Felicia down, and I put up Jag.

The idea of putting Jag next to Izzy is worth entertaining.

But if a spot opens up next to Izzy,

it's gonna be really hard for me not to put Cirie in it.

It's pretty clear to me that Jared

doesn't want Cirie going up.

I'm really trying to build more trust with Jared,

so the idea of just throwing Cirie

on the block against his wishes,

it's all just something I'm gonna have

to think long and hard about.

Izzy versus Cirie.

I mean, that's the move I want to make.

But I also want to make a smart move.

- The only person who can make the move is you.

- We would make it together.

- Oh, I didn't know the glasses were hearts.

- Yeah. - They cute.

- Cute!

- They're kiki as hell.

- Don't they look kiki on him?

- Very much kiki.

- Izzy, Cameron... - Oh!

- Please go to the Diary Room.

- Don't look so excited, Cameron.

- I'm coming.

I was about to have a pretty good night.

- It is gonna be a good night.

Because I didn't win and Cameron gave me

this punishment, ah, I decided that for the next week,

we're gonna be...

both: Piggy Pals!

[both oinking]

- Who wants to get dirty with the pigs?

[screaming]

- Time to get filthy nasty in the backyard, baby!

- We have hours to transfer , scoops of dirt

to our pig pens and make it all dirty.

And if we don't, I will be ineligible to compete

in the next Veto competition.

[squealing]

- Oh!

- Yeah! - All right, here we go.

- Ah, yeah.

- Let's go, baby!

These little piggies-- [squealing]

Oh, we're ready to get dirty.

OK, here we go. Here's our scoops.

[air horn blaring]

- Ooh, this is really nice dirt.

- OK. [bell dings]

- One. - One.

- Oh, so it counts for 'em.

- Do you have to run?

- No, but I want to get it done.

- Ooh!

- [laughs]

- It's not getting any cooler in here, I know that.

It's just--it's just-- - I feel great.

- It's just juicy.

I am already sweating down under.

- I'm so sweaty in this costume.

But, honestly, like-- - Not fun.

- I think we look kind of cute.

We could def-- - The pink is you.

Pink is you. - Ah!

- The cutest pig.

- Oink, oink, baby.

- In Barbie pink, too.

- And the pink shoes.

- [laughs]

- She's so stupid.

- Wait, wait, wait, wait, milestone.

- Ow, ow, ow, ow! - Boom!

- It's the first scoops.

- It's the first scoops.

- This punishment is gonna be a mess.

Honestly, I'm worried whether or not I can even complete it.

But what's gonna get me through is knowing

that Cameron's gonna be suffering right there with me.

And it's not about the quantity.

- It's about the memories you make along the journey.

- He calls himself the king of this place,

but guess what, buddy?

You're in a pig suit scooping dirt with me,

your punishment for putting me on the block this week.

- It's--it's like mulch.

- [laughs] - She is running.

- I'm not running. - Ha-ha!

- Listen, I don't have to be doing this.

It's her punishment.

But as much as I don't like Izzy the player,

I completely admire her as a person.

I will see to it that she completes this mission.

Then I will make sure that she meets Julie Thursday

wearing this pig costume.

[oinking]

- [laughs]

- This is actually pretty fun.

- Oh!

Did you just throw that at me? - No.

- Did you just throw that at me?

- No!

- OK.

Yeah, OK.

- [sighs]

It's fun to be dirty.

[upbeat country music]

[upbeat music]

- I'm gonna have to unbutton some of these buttons

and just air out my belly pretty soon.

- Hi, Josh. Hi, Matt.

Hey. - Hey. What's up?

- How are you? - I'm joining y'all.

- Look at us in all our costies.

- One, two, three.

- There they go.

- The tail's running up my a*s.

- This is a mess.

- I have no idea what's happening right now.

We have two people in a kayak...

- We got to kayak over.

- Two people in pig costumes...

- Cheers. - Cheers.

- And Matt with a life-size cutout of Josh Duhamel.

- Hi, Josh.

- We're going to the bathroom.

- Go ahead, keep walking a little bit.

Wait, wait. - Uh-oh, wait a minute.

- My right is stuck.

- [laughs] Look at Josh.

[laughter]

- My tail is dragging me down.

- Matt, you in the bathroom without Josh?

- Yeah, I'm in there.

I needed some privacy time from Josh.

- I legit might take these shoes off.

- Oh!

- Wow. Is it a one piece?

- Yeah. - Oh, that's not bad.

- It goes to this.

- Matt, that's a on the Stink-O-Meter.

all: Oh! - Can you go get our masks?

- Please, put on your gas masks immediately.

Piggy Pals must also put on gas masks.

- Gas masks.

- Oh, man.

- Matt, get a selfie with you and Josh in gas masks.

- Josh, you have to wear it.

- Oh, no.

- We gonna break the damn table!

I don't think there's ever been this much going on

at one time in the Big Brother house.

- Smile.

- Yeah, I was smiling real big.

- It's a mad house.

This is a mad house.

- Matt, I need a selfie of you, Josh,

and all the other houseguests.

- Oh. - Everyone.

- If aliens came down to Earth and landed in this backyard

right now...

- Toot-toot!

- They would open the spaceship and say,

"Oh, hell, no.

Let's bust a U-turn."

- All right, on three.

One, two, three.

[all cheering]

[tense music]



- I have been working on Cory a little bit,

slowly molding him into the perfect boyfriend.

But there is one area that he's definitely

holding back on me from--

kissing.

- [whispering] I know.

- [whispering] No.

[whispering] Nobody would know. Please.

- At this point, I think it's very obvious

that I like America.

- The problem is, my mom is watching the feeds

and gets to see how much I like America.

Would you want to be making out in front of your mom?

Ah.

- [whispering] I usually get my way.

- [whispering] Yeah, well...

- No!

- He's slowly been warming up a little bit more

and loosening up.

- Just cuddling. What else would we be doing?

- Exactly.

Every now and then, I do throw,

you know, a few hints his way.

So I want you to know that my boundary is, like, kissing,

and that's the most I'll do here.

- We haven't made it official yet.

And, for me, an official showmance

needs to have that first kiss.

- [whispering] Oh, OK.

[romantic music]



We're legit.

Like, me and Cory are in a showmance.

Confirmed.

It is official.

[lullaby music]



[upbeat music]

- Cameron and Izzy.

- If this ain't an odd couple scenario.

- We've already been at this for what feels

like eternity, and I cannot stand

listening to Cameron.

So let's make him listen to me.

He's gonna get to know all there is about piggy Izzy.

And the East River is in between

all of Manhattan and Brooklyn.

I liked being an only child. I still do.

I almost tore my meniscus.

Anyway... - [sighs]

- This, to me, is like art.

Anything that forces you to rethink.

[quirky music]

- Here we go. We're in the last great decade.

- Oh. ----.

The year I was born. - Sweet.

I have run up the mountains in Afghanistan

with a thousand rounds around me,

water, food, three-day pack.

This kicked my a*s.

I need to be done with this.

- Come on. Finish strong.

Let's go. - One big leap.

Big, big. Make it big, make it big.

- All right. - Good?

- Let's go.

Let's go.

- On three. both: One, two, three.

- Ah! - Oh.

- Congratulations. - Oh.

- You have completed , trips.

Please add water to the dirt in your pigpen

and then roll around in the dirt.

- Oh. - Don't worry.

We have fresh piggy costumes waiting,

so you can be Piggy Pals all week long.

- Yep. - Copy that.

- We finally finished scooping, but this punishment

is not over yet.

We got to muddy up this pen and roll around

like the good little piggies that we are.

Whoa!

[oinking]

Oink, oink.

Oink, oink.



- I am so gassed.

I hurt all over.

- I can't even make a joke right now.

- Oh, h*, h*. - Ah!

- Oh!

- The mud is the best part.

- The mud is absolutely worth the haul.

- Cold, soft.

It held me.

- This kind of feels good.

- I can't stand you.

- It kind of feels good.

[both laugh]

- I will say, I appreciate this guy.

- I'm so proud of you. - Yeah.

- We made it.

- Thanks, Cameron.

Oink, oink.

[oinking]

[tense music]



- Y'all gonna have some brolic shoulders after this.

- That's what we was saying. - That's what I said.

- We getting us a workout.

- This is gonna be a really tough conversation.

I know Mama Felicia really wants me to use this Veto

on her, but after my conversation with Cameron,

it's way too risky to pull her down

because my mom will be going up.

What really sucks about this conversation

even more is that because of their punishment,

I got to tell them both at the same time.

[dramatic music]

- I need Jared to use the Veto.

Bring me down.

I need that.

But how do I do that

with Cirie sitting right next to me?

And then we know that Cameron is saying

she's gonna be the replacement nominee.

I thought paddling around in this daggone kayak with Cirie

would be OK.

But now I'm beginning to realize

this is really impacting my game.

I'm really up [...] creek without a damn paddle.

[tense music]



- Hey, everyone.

It's time for the Veto meeting.



This is the Veto meeting.

Izzy and Felicia have been nominated for eviction.

But I have the power to veto one of the nominations.

I have decided...

Not to use the Power of Veto.

This is just the best decision for me moving forward,

and I hope everybody can understand.



This Veto meeting is adjourned.



There's two people on the block

that I truly do love.

But there's just absolutely no way

that I could risk Cameron putting my mom up

if I was to use this Veto.

My mom is my final two by a mile.

And there's just no way that I can ever endanger her game.

Oh, and, Cameron, just know, moving forward,

you can't play next week.

And if you don't win that Veto, just know I'm on your heels.

- Jared has decided to not use the Power of Veto.

Am I disappointed?

Absolutely.

But I am not out of this game.

I'm gonna be the Felicia that I know how to be.

Work, work, work, work, work, talk, talk, talk, talk, talk,

chat, chat, chat, chat, chat.

And I am trusting that that will keep me

in "BB ."

So let's do it. Let's do it.

It's on like popcorn.

- I totally get Jared not using the Veto.

If I had come down and Cirie gone on the block,

there was just too great a risk that she might go home.

I hate being on the block next to Mama Felicia.

But, ultimately, I'm gonna fight.

I refuse to walk out of this house wearing a pig costume,

just as much as I refuse to be evicted

by a swine like Cameron.

It's time to bring out the pork chop.

Oink!

- Listen, I might not have gotten Cirie to sit

next to her best friend, Izzy.

But I got the next best thing, Felicia and Izzy

still sitting on that block, and it is locked in.

One of them goes home this week.

No matter what, Cam's Chaos Week is one step closer

to achieving the goal, getting out my number one enemy

and Piggy Pal favorite, Izzy.

- Who will be evicted from the Big Brother house,

Izzy or Felicia?

Plus, you'll want to hang around

for the legendary BB Wall Competition.

All this tomorrow night at a new time,

:/: Central,

live on "Big Brother"!