Isleen Pines (2024)

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[Radio signal]: Transmission trans-

Broadcasting to anyone

out there listening...

two one two one

signals, can you hear?

I saw it...

to anyone that can hear me-

I think it's over there.

God help us- And hell is coming with it.

It's here.

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a very happy Halloween to you evening

listeners out there, on the spooky

devil's night. If I didn't know better

I'd think I was a dream or perhaps a

nightmare.

The power down here at the station

has been really funky to say the

least, so I'm a little spooked...

Our nex-

[lighter spark]

Now who who exactly is Mark Meyers?

Former mayor of ShadowMarsh?

Corrupt to the core?

Does he know more about the m*rder

in his Town's Woods than he's let on?

His own daughter?

What kind of Senator

does this state even want?

It needs a Senator who cares.

Paid for by the People in the Anti Meyers.

For State Senator Campaign.

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So is anyone else here yet or no no.

- You're the first one.

- Um mind if we head in

while we wait for everybody?

- Yeah, of course. Well, come on in..

- Thanks.

- It's been awhile.

- Uh, yeah. Last Halloween I'm pretty sure.

Good times.

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So your place still looks great.

- Thanks.

- Was it really last Halloween

that we all got together?

- Yep. Hmm.

And the year before that.

- With good reason too, I mean,

You're out there saving lives, and...

I think the rest of us just need saving.

- Yeah [Chuckles]

Work has been insane this past year.

So.. for all we know

after I move next month.

This may be our last

group pregame for the Halloween costume.

Bash party thing we do together..

You um think you'll win wearing that?

- You don't seriously think this is

the last of our Halloween shindigs do you?

I seem to recall a certain...

What was that? Oh yeah, a

Blood Oath that we all did? [Laughs]

And besides, you know like,

I vill vin!

- [Laughs] I will miss your shitty costumes

year after year though.

- Okay... um I'll have you know I put some

work into it this year, obviously.

When's everybody getting here by the way?

- I thought you were all coming

together so we could

get out sooner this time.

Last year we were late.

- I'm sure they're just moments away then.

- You know I was joking, right?

- You know, I had no idea you were joking.

You know kids dress up for Halloween,

I like that part of it.

- To the Halloween traditions of our youth.

- And to our friends aren't quite

here yet, But still, to all of us and to

another amazing Halloween together.

- Yeah.

Cheers.

We'll see if they show.

- What else would they do?

[Music] I'm a PineCone.

- But what are you supposed to be?

- I'm a Robot, Bleep Blorp Bleep.

- That's cool.

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[Knocking on door]

- What?! holy sh*t.

Dude, you look so cool.

Come on in!

- Brains...

Or drinks, please...

Dude, this sh*t took so long to get right.

- Well I think you could be a top.

Contender for the costume contest.

- Yeah, I know. I worked really hard on it,

but my little sister's friend did most of

the work though.

Made it easier on me.

I got off of work, got this done, and came

here on time.

- Yeah no one is surprised

that you're late.

- Oh really what time is it?

I'm late?

- Brownie time?

- Oh, you know!

- Get that outta the way.

[Knocking on door]

[Knocking on door]

sh*t.

- Trick or Treat!

Happy Halloween, neighbor!

- Yeah, that's uh...

Aren't you a little old for this?

- Definitely, but age is just a number.

[clicks tongue] Hook a brother up?

- [Laughs] do a lot of

people give you candy?

- Well yeah, why wouldn't they?

I mean, it's the devil's

night and I think we

can all get together dress

up totally enjoy this holiday.

Cause Christmas sucks...

and this is the best freaking holiday

ever! right?

Yeah, ooo yes yes.

- Here you go.

- Can I get some, some yellows there?

- You know what?

- 2 maybe? Between 2 and 12.

- There you go.

- Thanks man. Oh. I'm Keith by

the way. But yeah, my

friends call me Keith...

- Yeah.

- Anyway uh the wife and I we

just moved in down the street.

Our little girl's sick

tonight, so I'm out here

hooking up the candy.

But we got a babysitter for

later, cause me and the Misses,

We're going to head

out to that k*ller costume

party that everyone will not shut up

about from the day we moved in.

- You talk a lot.

- Yeah I know my wife's always like.

- Keith you think you

could shut the f*ck up?

She says I talk like a mile a minute.

Alright, well uh catch you later, neighbor.

- Yeah...

- Hey...

Are you going to come

to the costume party?

- No but um good luck

with a costume like that [Laughs]

- Wha? Okay, thanks... I think.

Alright, are you sure you're not

going to come to the party?

- Yeah.

- Come on, I feel like we bonded.

- No.

- Come on we're friends now right?

- Not coming.

- All right

I'll get you a costume!

- No no have a good night.

- All right.

- Happy Halloween!

- You too.

- Yeah yeah.

- Dude are you okay?

- I don't even know what that is..

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- Hey you guys doing good? I said are you

doing all right?

Hey this is my party

welcome um if you need a drink or if I

can get you-

- Hey, you know who I am?

- uh-

- Philip Elton.

- Philip Elton!

The veteran QB from

from isleen High's Gray.

Horned Owls!

Hoo Hoo Hoo Hoo Hoo!

You're like a legend around here!

- keep it down keep it down.

- You're a legend around here.

- We're in costume, we're doing an act.

We're trying to win this contest.

- You mean like how you

won State, Mr. Varsity Captain,

two years-prob more? more than two years?

- Pretty good arm back in the day.

It's ancient history, man.

- Mark.. Mark Mitchell?! buddy oh my.

Buddy oh my God!

It's been too long buddy.

It has been too long.

- Yeah.

- I am so happy you made it out.

But in actuality like how long has it

really been?

How long has it actually

been since I saw you?

- We saw you last year

at your Halloween party.

-Oh right right. - Yeah look it's good.

Look, it's good to see

you, but Philip isn't kidding;

We're trying this whole

uh method acting thing.

We think if we stay in character, it

might help us win tonight.

- That's the plan.

- You could win the lottery.

- We're trying. yeah.

- that might work sure

sounds like a good strategy.

Yeah. Go for it.

- Something is up around here.

I mean something strange is

going on. - Yeah.

- We have a theory-[BANG]

- jeez...

- This is weird.

- See?

- Strange indeed.

- See? - yeah I know what you mean.

- I'm telling' you.

- It's no good, man.

- What was that about random power outage?

Anyhow...

So... can I get you guys a drink?

- Sure. - Yeah I'll take you up one one.

- any request?

I'll surprise you!

I'll surprise you even harder!

Wait don't read into that.

- Could use that drink.

- Okay, I'll be back!

Before I go, give me a high five!

- Sure...

- Right here right here.

- That was pretty lame.

- Ow going to put some ice on that.

- Good.

- I'll be back with those drinks.

I'll be back.

- Take your time.

- Yes, sir. [Horn honks]

- This guy's not changed.

- What an odd man.

- He has not changed a bit. - I agree.

- All right, back in the character, man.

- Well I mean we'll see when we get there.

Did I tell you hes going

as a clown this year?

- Oh a clown?

He dresses like that everyday.

[Laughs] So yeah, I

brought the special brownies.

You're welcome. They look like

cookies but still just as good.

- Special brownies?

- yeah, yeah!

- Uh yeah so that um thing out front

should we bring it to the party see what

everyone there thinks I mean it seems

like some weird Halloween prank, right?

- I dont know bringing

some tar spitting creature to a

Halloween party

like, that's crazy right?

But until then guys

cheers, to you all.

For keeping at least one thing

consistent in my life.

- Our second Toast

of the evening...

- Yeah, okay we appreciate this

time of year more than most, so...

- I'm with you on that. Guys, thank you so

much for coming here beforehand as well.

Yeah. It means a lot to me that we're

able to keep this one tradition alive.

I don't know what I would do for

Halloween otherwise. I just hope that

next year we're able to do this again...

After the move.

- It's cool, I get it.

You guys don't have any friends.

[Laughter] But I am happy to do my part and

we'll make accommodations for next year.

- I don't feel very good.

- one thing I wanted to mention - um you're

going to be okay for what's

ahead, pal?

- Ooh yeah cuz you know what happens to

the worst dressed loser of the costume

pregame contest?

- The Moldy Shot...

Didn't you actually to drink

that last year, too?

- And the year before that.

Ugh, well we love you for it always always

taking one for the team!

- I'm not drinking

that sh*t again.

- Okay well get your

costume sorted and you won't have to.

- I can't even drink that... stuff.

- Is that your final answer?

- Hey, dude you got some you got

some there... - I'll go get some water.

- So... - what really happened, man?

- I get it if you don't want to drink.

Maybe somebody did prank you?

- Actually can I use some of that black

stuff around your mouth? I think it'll

really help finish up this touch of the.

Undead. I think I can win the contest

with some of that!

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So, you all good then ready for the

moly shot? - I think we can wave it for him

tonight. I mean we didn't even see the

full costume.

- Do not show your enemy in

this brief instance

any pity.

I'm just following traditional rules

all right? I quote, the friend who has the

worst dress least complete costume has

to drink the moldy shot before we head to

the annual costume contest...

End quote.

- He's not wrong.

Sorry, pal. - Besides I'm kind of curious

curious to see how your stomach is going

to react to all kinds of stuff in here...

Yeah, it's going to be a

fun science experiment.

- Okay, well maybe some

traditions are meant to be broken. I mean

I wanted to tell you guys earlier-No no no!

This is how you make memories.

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Wait, hold on, How could I forget?

I made them myself.

Special brownie, anyone?

- I f*cking hate you guys.

And I will never lose this sh*t again.

- Just slam it down, Chase it with

some brownies, hit the bathroom and be

you know we'll be on our way. - Yeah,

there's only one type of mustard in...

- Third time's a charm, right?

- Third year!

[Gurgles] [Gasps] - f*ck...

- High tolerance! - Okay that might be the

last time we do that. Or this...

- I have to use the bathroom.

- Well I have to... too... so don't mess

it up too bad. Alright?

- You need help in there you just

let us know!

- Yeah, that was probably a bad idea.

[Vomit]

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- walking down the street

everyone that I lose my mind.

Coming up to me talking up me I

know I'm one of a kind

they are staring, look at me, staring

look at me look at me look the other if

you think I'm.

Intimidating.

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cross the street just to show I'm sweet

they are staring.

When I walk and I stop to

talk that's just who I

am I mean I just want to be seen that's

just who I am

who I am is all that I can be won't you

please love me wo

wo wo-ah.

Prancing down the way every single day is

just what I do.

How you look at me approach me well

that's all on you!

They are staring yeah yeah yeah yeah

staring. Look at me,

look at me, look at me.

When I walk and I'll stop to talk that's

just who I am.

Looking kind of mean I just want to be

seen that's just who I

am who I am is all that I

can be won't you please, love me! Wo-ah.

Won't you please? Won't

you please? Won't you please?

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- I hope you're not trying

to be funny or something.

Can you let us in, please?

I was trying to tell you guys

this tradition is f*cking stupid!

Last time we're doing this for

several reasons.

Dude we got to get to the party!

Okay I'm opening the door...

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[Ominous Drone]

- We have to call somebody.

- What happened to him?

- I don't know just f*cking call somebody.

- Okay well where was

he before coming here?

Like what was he doing?

- I thought he was

just skating here.

- Okay well that that

thing that he came with that he was

showing us should we check it out, maybe?

- I said we have to call someone at

the party, tell them what's

going on... what happened!

- Yeah I will! I'm just...

I'm trying to sort out...

What happened to him?

- I made him drink that...

and eat that...

- I'm gonna try to call for help.

- Hey... We'll get it sorted.

There's always there's always some crazy.

sh*t that puts kink in our plan just

every year last year

it's - He's f*cking dead.

- There'll be someone here to help us soon.

- There's no signal or.

Anything.

I couldn't get a hold of

anybody.

- Yeah, right.

- Where are you going? - That thing.

That thing... whatever it

is had something to do-

- Something to do with k*lling our friend?!

- Can I help you?!

[Dark Music Impact]

- Oh come on man, I know it's Halloween but

can move on and mess with the next house.

[Dark Music Impact]

- There...

[Polaroid Camera Flash]

- What do you think it is?

- Not sure.

I don't know if I want to find out either.

- You're not curious?

This is something that's obviously.

Unexplainable.

I mean we can't

get a hold of anyone right now.

This is our only lead.

- You're right, We still don't know

what really happened in there.

- We can theorize.

- Alright.

Just have to take our time with this.

[Scoffs]

- Let me do it.

- Do what?

- Let me see what's inside.

- You should really cover your face though,

we don't know what it's capable of.

- We should probably go outside for this.

- you think that's going to be enough?

- Yeah, we don't even know what that is.

- Help me with this?

Come on put it over my shoulder.

Turn-turn this way.

- I am.

- This cape sucks.

[Hypnotic Drone]

what the f*ck is that?

- Where do you think it's from?

[Alien Screaming]

- So is it alive then?!

- I think it's dead. I think.

- Leave it here. Let's go inside.

- One of us forgot to close it I'm sure.

- Pretty sure it was closed.

- [Mumbles] I know.

- I'm sure someone just forgot

to lock the door or something?

- You guys want a weapon or...

I'll try calling for help again.

- I feel like this-

- Shh shh shh. you hear that?

- Bedrooms are clear.

Did hear something outside though.

- Okay. House is probably clear then.

- you guys should really get a weapon.

- That'll work. - Yeah that'll work.

- What the f*ck, dude!? I'm moving soon!

- so you don't get your deposit back?

- Okay, come on let's just do this.

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- okay so there's no one else here...

now what?

- I say we head to the party and-

- No no, we can't go

to the party, we need to

figure this sh*t out first! We still don't

know what happened.

- Maybe if you'd let me

finish you'd hear my point.

We get help

at the party. It's not like we can do

anything here.

- It's our best.

- You know, he's right I mean we know

people are there. I don't really know my

neighbors or who's actually home right now.

- You don't know any of your neighbors?

- Not really, so...

- I say the three of us head to the door.

Bolt out of there to my

car and get f*ck out of here.

- We should probably try to get there.

- okay. I'll drive.

You'll drive? yeah, your car's not

all that reliable, so...

- Trust me I saw it in a movie.

A little late for trick or treating...

- someone thinks they're funny, huh?

- Y'know maybe we shouldn't - yeah we we

should just leave this-

Hi!

Happy Halloween! let's get out of here.

- Should we go now? Yeah I think

- this is our chance. Let's get to the car.

This is our out!

- You clearly already scared him off now

is our time to leave!

- Oh my God! There's

three of us! What? We can't take it? Some

thing kills our

friend!

And what?

- what the-sh*t, sh*t, sh*t!

Oh my God, oh my God, oh my God!

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- Alright Honey, Start spinning this way.

And the Piata is straight ahead, okay?

- Can you imagine we win the costume

contest and the piata challenge?

I think I'd cry! My

first Halloween party in.

Isleen, and I'm the champ.

- We're the champs!

Maybe even the bobbing for pumpkins too!

I bet we could win that, hon.

- That would be amazing... I think you can

hold your breath longer than me though.

- All right, straight ahead.

- Hey! Would you watch where you're

swinging that thing, Cowboy?

- I'm the one with a blindfold on!

- Okay okay let's all

take a breath here!

See my concern is

getting both of you signed up for my

costume contest! Because you both look

fabulous, let's to be honest... but we got

rules on when you can sign up

because especially pertaining to couples

let's just say last year we had some

pretty significant problems with

everyone showing up all entitled

thinking they could just come in late

and sign up moments before they expected

to strut upon the spotlight!

- Does it look

like we don't care about this contest

or something? Why else would we be here?

We have been prepping for this ever

since we moved here he and heard about

the contest!

- Oh you guys, that makes me

really touched.. got to say but

unfortunately it's not

all fun and games here-

- This your party then Gacy?

- Yes, it most certainly is.

Can I get your names here uh-

clipboard...

- Callie & Ruben the Six Shooters.

- Callie and Ruben.

- It's our first year entering and we

should be signed in

already. If you don't

mind, I want to get some

punch after you hit this.

Piata.

- Yeah.

- Got it! Callie and Ruben the six

shooters, I don't know

how I missed that! My bad.

So all I want you to do is get up on stage

as your genuine badass

cowboy and cowgirl selves

and just have fun...

Six Shooters.

- Hey Rodeo Clown, do you have any

drink specials?

- That depends - Yeah I'd like a

couple wacky drinks for the lady and

myself, crusty.

- So would I wacky drinks

well first of all that's Bozo to you...

crust your drinks, coming right up wacky

drinks that is whatever kind of drinks

you want special

drinks... coming right up...

Oh and in case I forgot to mention one

other thing...

[Horn]

- He's so weird.

- So weird.

- We have to get out of here.

- But how? We couldn't

get past it in the front yard!

We have to come up with a plan to

leave or

fight.

- You think it's just

waiting somewhere out there?

- It has to be.

It just lingered before!

It's it's hurt now.

[Muffled] It's not there now.

I can go to my neighbor's, see if

someone has a working phone.

Do you want to come with?

Hey!

Clean yourself up.

Just just be calm.

I'll be right back.

- what the f*ck?

- and walking, thinking

trick-or-treating sure was a lot more

fun back in my day. You know, when we

actually went out and got the candy.

[Audience Laughs]

Still, I'm happy to see my daughter

and her friends celebrating

the best [Glitch]day

of the year. I would't let her go to any

those neighboring towns though [Glitch]

- And that's the third body

found in Bedlam's Bluff this month

officials are still not sure who it is

that they found.

But one thing is for certain.

Don't wander around in the forest at night.

Just [Glitch]

[Noise from Kitchen]

[Hushed] - What the f*ck?!

f*ck...

[Knock on Door]

- Hey uh Happy Halloween!

- Hi uh do you have

a working phone? My friends-my friend and

I could really use some help.

- sh*t.

My phone really hasn't been working and

my power has been just as funky. But I

mean if you guys want to stay here, you c-

Are you okay?

- No, probably I probably just going

to head to the the costume party.

We know people there.

You should you should seriously

consider leaving here

too. It's it's not safe.

- What exactly happened?

- I should get back.

Thank you.

- Yeah um you just you be

careful out there, yeah? I wish there was

somebody I could uh like I could call.

For you guys...

- so what happened?

- My neighbor's going

through the same sort of thing.

- People dying?

There were a lot of weird noises

while you were gone.

- Yeah.

- Yeah.

- At this point though I think we

should just stay here and-

And - what? No no no we

we can't hang around here.

I can tell you this, I have no idea

what the f*ck is going on, but that thing

out there?

That's f*cking real.

Okay, we stay, we die.

Look you know what's in there.

And what's out there.

I don't want to die too.

- We have it outnumbered.

- We had it outnumbered before!

We we need a real plan!

Your neighbors can't even help us!

- I had a plan!

I am trying!

You're the one who yanked the light out of

my f*cking ceiling!

f*ck.

- Son of a b*tch!

[Ringing]

- still nothing.

I don't understand-

- Yeah, that

that thing out there I don't know if

it's still out in the front.

It's too hard to tell.

- Good maybe it grabbed that

baby thing and just left maybe

that's what it wanted this whole time.

- Best case scenario.

Oh, look.

- oh we need to get out the back!

Shouldn't have gone out the f*cking front!

- What are we supposed to

do? I can't fight that.

I can't do this.

This this was our last Halloween.

- The backyard is still our best bet.

But we have to move.

[Music]

- Skeletons orgasming in the wind,

rustling leaves, rustling

bones. Boo... Booo...

H-Hey, sup?

- Hey um is this

your party?

- Yes it is.

Pretty cool, isn't it?

- Uh yeah it is, it's Unique

sorta like your costume.

- Awh, it's all about sleeves. See I got

a lot more at my sleeve than you realize.

- Oh uh, is my name on

that clip board of yours?

- Your costume

I'm taking this in don't tell me don't

tell me

you're you're an angel.

- Um almost, not quite I'm actually -

[Coughs]

- Hey man are you doing okay?

- This punch is sour, dude.

Otherwise I'd say,

Good party.

- This is my secret recipe.

- No dude there's there's like vinegar

or something in there, man.

- That's disgusting.

- Gimme that, oh God yeah

that's he's right that is not

what I spiked the punch with. That is..

I don't know what happened there.

Look at that. Look at

this guy's costume pretty

good huh? I can see

he hails from a land of a

distant place of magic and intrigue and

he's come from far across the ocean to

participate in a contest

in this Earthly realm.

- [Chuckles] yeah so so I'm kind of like a

wood elf, you know?

It's kind of cool, right?

You know? so then um... but no but no that

now that, that's a neat costume.

- Thanks, I'm a Greek Goddess.

Why wouldn't a goddess

be capable of winning a little contest

like this?

- I don't know, why wouldn't she?

Why can't any of her dreams come true

on night like tonight? um I don't think I

ever got your name. Both of your names,

I'll look on the list.

- Uh yeah my name's

Artemis.

[Coughs]

- Bathroom's up the stairs

- I think I'm gonna be sick.

- Bathroom! Make it to the bathroom! Don't

puke on the floor! P-p-please make to the

bathroom! I don't want you to puke on the

floor like last year!

- What'd you put in

this stuff man?! [Coughs]

- Last year uh we had a bit of a situation,

it was a slippery nightmare you might

say. But let's not talk about that.

- You're going to make

sure I'm signed in, right?

- Darling, of course!

I would do anything for you. Hey, have

you ever heard

a 'clown mating call' in the wild?

[Horn Honks] [Laughs]

- Just make sure I'm signed in. Thank you.

- You're signed in, you're signed out,

you're signed all around. Your signature is

etched into your soul...

- You sure we don't have like any better

weapons, like a knife?

- You have a light fixture, we don't

have time for this!

- Okay okay we have the

we have your staff, I have my light thingy

let's not engage unless we have to.

- Yeah. The sooner we get off this property

the better, yeah? - Agreed - Let's go.

- What if one if one of us trips?

What if it gets you? - Well then you

keep running!

- I don't I don't want anyone else

to die tonight. - We have to fight back if

it comes to it.

We have to do this for for them.

What if this is happening all over town?

We have to sound the siren and warn

everyone else at the party.

Okay.

- You um you ready for this?

- [Exhales] Probably not.

- I'll lead the way.

- No no no no I'll

go first.

- No no no I'll I'll - I'm leading the way.

- That's fine.

Okay.

- Okay so... We just go to the fence we we

jump the fence.

Jump the fence. - Uhhuh we hop the fence we

end up on the main road

we wave someone down.

- Okay

okay I can't believe

that this is happening.

- No no no no this is the one time that we

need to focus.

Okay we just go to the end of the

fence, we'll end up on one of the busiest

roads in the Pines.

- Okay.

- Yeah.

Okay.

- We need to do this, okay?

On my mark.

Get ready to fight!

- Hey hey move move get out of my way!

[Horn Honks]

Hey! Silver Tongue, Captain

of the Greedy Grail?! Yeah?

- Thank you, um I'm

actually the Pirate Ophelia,

I should be on the sign in sheet...

signed in already! Um Captain

of the Uncultured Ghost?

- Hah! That's a great

Costume Title, I mean.

Argh! Scrub the deck, Matey! Argh!

- [Chuckle Uncomfortably] Yes

thank you, so I always wondered

um since this is your party...

- That it is!

- Are you ineligible to

enter the costume contest?

- Let me ask you a question:

What exactly is up with

you and the Magic Man

I saw you talking to earlier?

- uh I don't think I follow...

You think we're here together?

- Um.

He made you laugh. And I know you know

exactly who I'm talking about.

White pretty hair, cape...!

- Oh the Co-Host.

He should be be around here somewhere.

-W-Wo-oah, I'm sorry

what did you just call him?

- Co-Host!

- Excuse me! I am your

host, welcome to my party as

it has always been my party every year!

There's never been any

such position as Co-Host!

Did he actually call himself that?

- Yeah, I actually gave

him a tip for magic tricks

the magic tricks he was

doing for the group. Pretty good!

- Hey! Listen. I have eyes everywhere.

We'll talk again. [Crack]

- That sounds... great...

- Yeah? Yeah yeah yeah how great?

- It's wonderful.

- Okay. Hold that thought.

- Later.

[Music]

[Strained Breathing]

- Just f*ck' k*ll me...

[Ringing, Alien Buzzing]

- What I have here in my hands

is just an ordinary set of cards.

- Woah.

- Choose one.

Not that one!

- Okay...

- Not that one either.

-Try the one in the middle. - Excuse me!

- Yo! I said.

Hi...

- Hi?

- Hi.

Listen, I'm kind in the

middle of a trick right now.

Really?

- Yeah. So if you could [Fart Noise]

that'd be great.

- You're in the middle of a trick? - Mhm.

- Do you know who I am?

- Hey! - Oh, are you still here?

- Do you know who I am?

- Should I?

- Yeah you should, this is my party

at which you are a guest as are

these people for whom you're performing

tricks. And you owe all these people

their money back as my guests at my party

for the tricks you pulled on them.

Understood?

- I have been entertaining

your guests all night.

- Oh have you? - Yes.

- That's wonderful. I'm so grateful.

- Yeah, right?

Thank you so much.

- You're welcome. Your punch bowl...

What is that, vinegar?

Yeah, what flavor is that? Gross.

Your projector f*cking sucks.

- Yeah it does.

And, you're lucky I got a

little something up my sleeve.

And?

- I've been keeping your party...

Alive!

- What would I do without you?

- No money required. Ta-da!

- You're a magician, you can't do that!

- I just did.

- Okay! Because you're

a magician, that's exactly

exactly what you do, which is bullshit!

And this is bullshit!

[Laughs]

- Uh no, I'm Keith Michael, The Magic Man!

- Wait wait wait! What

time does the contest start?

- Midnight, like every f*cking year!

- Damn, man!

-f*cking clowns.

- Right?

- I guess he wasn't clowning around?

- [Laughs]

- Exactly.

Which one of you guys wants to see a trick?

- Oh, me, man!

- Yeah, you got five bucks?

- Oh man.

- You got five bucks?

- I think I left some in my bra.

- God dammit. [Sighs]

- Oh what's happening?

Something's happen oh I think he's

melting oh, sh*t...

- Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls.

Freaks and Weirdos!

Geniuses and Heartbreakers...

It's that time we've all been waiting for!

It comes around once a year at the

stroke of midnight! That's right, it is

now time for Isleen Pines

Annual Costume Contest!

So everybody who is participating

in the costume contest please line up.

Over here-[Power goes out] oh

everyone get down take cover it's.

Doomsday!

No but really, if you want

to participate in the contest,

We got to get this show rolling here so

make sure to sign up please

don't forget to sign up! The clock is,

tick tick tick tick tick tick... ticking!

- Hey.

Come on now, stay stay with me stay

with me...

- It's dead.

I'll win the costume

contest this time, right?

- For a moment, I

envisioned us together again.

- Maybe that was next year.

- Maybe.

[Blood Oozes]

- Maybe.

- Yeah.

f*ck.

[Music]

you can take the sun

and the moon and the stars.

You can take the beach

and the waves and the shores.

But don't take tonight Don't take tonight.

You can take the angels away from the gods.

You can take the needles

away from the nods.

But don't take tonight.

Don't take tonight.

It means that much to me.

[Music]

Means that much to me.

You can take the planes

and the trains and the cars.

You can take it way

back, back to the start.

But don't take tonight. Don't take tonight.

You can take the breaks

like the one now a scar.

You can take the words

straight out of my mouth.

But don't take tonight.

Don't take tonight.

It means that much to me.

[Music]

Listen to some tunes watch a movie too,

tell a couple jokes and eat a bit of food.

Then we'd get the drinks we would

steal or we buy, and Mike

would smoke his grass

in the middle of the sky.

Wed stand oer the

goods And suit up each man

with a dozen in his coat

and a bottle for each hand.

Wed roam through the

streets march across the land

dart over streams To assemble our band.

The boys of the hill

are fighting and drinking.

And laughing and singing a song.

The boys of destruction

disorder and ruction.

Are here now but wont be for long.

[Music]

Wed start in on the whiskey

and guzzle down some brews

start dreaming all the dreams

only possible with booze.

Wed disregard our

present Laugh about our past.

Romanticize the future

when wed get out of class.

Then wed start a singing

a punk or Irish song.

Come all ye on the chorus we

knew there was nothing wrong.

With dancing above the

citys boring string of lights.

Wed drink some more warm

beer then spar into the night.

The boys of the hill

are fighting and drinking.

And laughing and singing a song.

[Yells]

The boys of destruction

disorder and ruction.

Are here now but wont be for long.

[Music]

The boys of the hill

are fighting and drinking.

And laughing and singing a song.

The boys of destruction

disorder and ruction.

Are here now but wont be for long.

Wed roll down the grade

when wed had our fill

and sang every song

that we knew upon the hill.

Back to a house crash on any couch or bed

til the ceiling started spinning

and you run for the head.

Snore through the morning

wake in the afternoon.

To the smell of piss and

vomit that clung to the room.

Open up your eyes

and rise like you're dead.

Take a coffee and a cigarette

then go on back to bed.

The boys of the hill

are fighting and drinking.

And laughing and singing a song.

The boys of destruction

disorder and ruction.

Are here now but wont be for long.

The boys of the hill

are fighting and drinking.

And laughing and singing a song.

The boys of destruction

disorder and ruction.

Are here now but wont be for long.

[Music]

Do you see the kids down there?

They're running into themselves.

They've got no future now,

they've been put on the shelf.

Did you see your Mom and

Dad they're rolling on the floor

they've been watching

some news reel from 1964

do you do you feel so frustrated?

And do you do you feel so outdated?

When you're sitting all alone in your room.

Cause you ain't part of some baby boom.

[Music]

Did you see that Hippy dad from 1965?

He's just happy to be wearing a suit

he's just happy to be alive.

Did you see that punker there?

His head is mohawk green.

He's not listening to us now,

he is part of his own scene.

Did you see the kids down there?

They're running into themselves.

They look so misdirected.

They've been put on a shelf.

Did you see your mom and

dad they're rolling on the floor

they'll be collecting S-Security

for many years more

do you do you feel so frustrated?

And do you do you feel so outdated?

When you're sitting all alone in your room.

Cause you ain't part of some baby boom.

[Music]