01x01 - I Got My Visa!

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Mike: I Never Expected
To Fall In Love With Someone

Who Lives
Halfway Around The World.

Kirlyam:
It's Hard.

We Haven't Spent
A Lot Of Time Together.

Man: Aya And I Have Spent,
Physically, Two Weeks Together.

Paola:


When I Arrived,

My Heart Started Jumping
So Fast.

Whoo! Aah!

Ohh, My Gosh!

Aziza: I'm So, So Far Away
From My Family And Friends.

It's Just,
Everything Is Different Here.

Alan: It's Gonna Be Quite
The Culture Shock.

She's Gonna Be Almost
A Literal Fish Out Of Water.

Is It Supposed To Be, Like,
For One People?

I'm Kind Of Nervous,
Because I'm A Little Crazy.

Russ: I Am Concerned
How Paola Is Going To Fit In.

I'm Not Gonna Change
The Way I Am.

Mike: We Either Need
To Get Married In Those 90 Days

Or She'll Have To Go Back
To Russia.

Wouldn't That Just Kind Of
Throw Up A Red Flag

That She's Scamming You
Or She's Cheating You?

You Truly Cannot
Know Somebody After 90 Days.

If She Wanted To Go Home,
That Would Be The End.

It Has To Work Out.

I'm 100% Sure

That She's The Person
That I Was Supposed To Be With.

There.
It Looks Good.

My Name Is Alan.

I Live In Los Angeles
And Happen To Be A Mormon.

It Looks Nice.

Like A Movie Star.

How Long
Are You Engaged?

Um, I've Been Engaged
For About A Year.

Actually,
My Fiancée Is From Brazil.

Wow.

I'm Flying There,
Getting Her, Coming Back.

Yeah. But I'm Excited.
I'm So Excited.

Kirlyam Was Able
To Come To The Country

Through A K-1 Fiancée Visa.

That Allows Her To Be
In The Country For 90 Days,

And She Has To Get Married
Within Those 90 Days.

And If She Doesn't,
Then She Has To Go Back.

So, Once She Gets
Into The States --

We Have 90 Days
To Get Married.



Wow!
Hot, American Boy.

Very Fast, Huh?
Very Fast. Yep.

Just Enough Time To Breathe

You Know, After Getting Here
And Culture Shock

"Hey, Let's Go To Our Wedding,"
You Know?

So, It's Gonna Be
Quite The Interesting

First Months Together.

So, Did You Get
Your Visa?

Did You Get It?

I Get My Visa!

Mwah!

Yay! I'm So Happy.

I Could Come Over There
And Get You.

I'm Coming Over Right Now.

I Actually Met Kirlyam While
I Was Traveling To Brazil.

The First Time That I Met Her,

I Was Like,
"Man, She Is Gorgeous."

And Just Things That I Had Never
Felt Before Like That,

They Just Started Coming Up.

After A Great Two Or Three Days
Spending With Her,

I Had To Go Back Home.

Really, We've Had Very Little
Time Together In Person.

The Most Time That We've Had
Together Is Maybe Two Weeks.

I Love You More.

No.
Yes.

No.

So...Yeah.

It's Kind Of Crazy,
If You Think About It.

It's, By Far, The Riskiest Thing
That I've Ever Done.

Once I'm Done Packing,

I'm Leaving
To Go Pick Up Kirlyam.

My Future Wife.

My Name Is Mike,
I'm 31 Years Old,

And I'm From Cleveland, Ohio.

I Work For
The Cleveland Municipal Court,

And I'm A Technical Support
Specialist.

Okay, Mike.

Here's A Dvd Copy
For A 911 Tape.

She Needs It In An Hour.

I'm Not Sure Why I Haven't Found
A Girl For Me In Cleveland.

Maybe It's Just My Work.

Most Of The People I Work With
Are Older And Married,

And I'm Not One For Really
Meeting Girls At Bars.

I Don't Go To Church.
I Don't Go To School,

So I Don't Know.

There's Just Not Many Places

For Me To Find Girls
That I'm Compatible With.

So, Your Forms For Your Vacation
Was Approved Today.

Cool.

What Are You Gonna Be Doing
In New York?

I'm Going To Pick Up
My Fiancée Aziza.

I Never Expected
To Fall In Love With Someone

Who Lives
Halfway Around The World.

Is She From New York?

No.
She's From Russia, Actually.

She's From
Volgograd, Russia.

So, How Did
You And Aziza Meet?

I Went On A Website Where
You Would Learn A Language

And It Would Pair You Up
With Someone Else

Who Wants To Learn
Your Language,

And She Just Happened To Be
The First Person I Met On There,

And We've Talked
Every Day Since Then.

The Way I Met Aziza
Isn't Really Online Dating.

I Just Happened To Meet Her
Online.

Just By Some Random Stroke
Of Luck,

She Was Just The Person
That I Ended Up Talking To

When I Was Trying To Learn
A Language,

And It Just Turned Out

That We Were Just Really Good
For Each Other.

When She Gets To America,
We Have 90 Days To Get Married.

If We Don't Get Married

And Have Everything Taken
Care Of In That 90 Days, Though,

She Has To Leave,
So...

I Think It's Crazy.

I Mean, I Don't Think --

If I Was A Relative,
I'd Say, Like,

"Why Can't They Meet Anybody
Here In The United States?"

"There's Plenty Of Girls
That Are Single."

If It Doesn't Work Out,
Then What's Gonna Happen?

I'm Pretty Sure
Everything Will Work Out.

If It Doesn't, Then, Well,
I Guess I'll Be Heartbroken.

After I Got To Know Aziza,
I Planned My Trip To Russia --

To Spend Six Days
In Volgograd With Her.

We Just Started Realizing

How Great It Was
To Actually Be Together.

What We Said To Each Other Was,
"It Was Crazy How We Met,

And It Was Crazy
How We Just Got Along So Well,"

And We Decided
Just To Keep On Being Crazy

And Try To Get Married
And See How That Would Work.

Aziza Is A Student,
So She Doesn't Have Much Money.

Hi.

Hi. How You Doing?

I'm Diane.
Mike.

So, I Have Actually Spent
All My Tax Returns

And I Actually Refinanced
My House

In Order To Pay
For A Lot Of This Stuff, So...

Looking At The First Plan
We Were Talking About Earlier,

It Looks Like
You Have Been Approved.

What I Need You To Do
Is, I Need You To
Look Through These,

Sign Every One
Right Here At The Bottom,

And Then We Should
Be Good To Go.

I Am Completely In Love
With Aziza.

The Money Doesn't Really Matter
To Me.

If It Doesn't Work,
Then It Doesn't Work,

But I Don't Ever
Want To Be Able To Say

That I Didn't Try As Hard
As I Could To Be With Her.

So, Got Her A Welcoming Flag.

So When She Sees Me
At The Airport,

She's Gonna Know
Exactly Who To Be Looking For.

My Name Is Russ,
I'm 27 Years Old,

And I'm From Owasso, Oklahoma.

I'm A Field Engineer
On Oil Rigs.

And That's How
It All Came About

Was Just From This Engineering
Program That My Company Offered.

I Had The Opportunity
To Travel To Colombia.

I Don't Know.

It's A Lot Of Emotions
Going On,

But I'm Definitely Excited
To Finally Have My Fiancée Here.

You Know?

Currently,
I'm Living With My Parents

Because My Job Entails
Traveling To The Rig Site,

And I'm Gone For
Three To Four Weeks At A Time.

So, It's Best
To Save Some Money

And Live Under Their Roof
For The Time Being.

When Paola Does Arrive,

We Will Be Living
With My Parents.

When I Got Engaged,
They Were In Shock.

My Parents Were In Shock.

We Had Our Concerns
When He First Told Us.

Ron: You Always Lay Out Plans
For Your Kids,

But Those Plans
Don't Always

Work Out Exactly Like
You'd Planned, So...

Russ:
I'm Ready, Too.

When I Was In Colombia,

I Went To Just
A Little Apartment Party.

So, I'm Talking In English,
And She Came Up And Said, "Hey.

I Hear You Speaking English.
Can I Practice My English?"

And That's How
I Initially Met Her.

I Fell In Love With Paola --

Really, It Started
From The First Time I Met Her.

Her Smile
Was Probably The One Thing

That I Fell In Love With First.

Colombia Was Amazing.

I Had To Move Back,

And Now That She's Coming Here,
We Have 90 Days To Get Married.


As You Might Think It Is.

She Arrives, We Got To Start
Planning The Wedding.

I Do Love This Woman,

But I Don't Know
How We're Gonna Make It Work.

Here We Go.

Paola Has Never Been
To The United States,

And I Know She Is Concerned
About How Things Are Gonna Go.

I'm A Little Concerned,
As Well,

Of How She's Gonna React
To Everything.

She Could Take One Look Around

And Turn Around
And Go Back To The Plane.

This Is A Big Day.

This Will Be The First Time

For Her To Meet My Family
And My Friends

And See The United States --
Oklahoma.

That Would Be The End.

If She Was To Tell Me
That She Wanted To Go Home,

That Would Mean That
She Didn't Want To Be With Me.

Here She Comes.
I See Her.

There's Gonna Be Days
Where It's Almost Unbearable.

It Has To Work Out.

Russ: Paola Has Never Been
To The U.S. Before,

And I Have No Idea
How She's Gonna React.

If Paola Was To Tell Me

She Didn't Like Oklahoma
And Wanted To Go Home,

That Would Devastate Me.

I Can't Believe
It's Happening,

That I Am Ready For Her To Walk
Through Those Doors.

The Hardest Thing
Is Just The Risk Of Not Knowing.

Here She Comes.
I See Her.

¶ You Jump On My Back

¶ And I Will Bring You Home

¶ Bring You Back
To Where You Truly Belong ¶

My Name Is Paola Vesga.
I'm 26 Years Old.

I'm From Colombia.

Mwah!

When I Arrived To Tulsa,
I Was Looking At The Door,

And Russ Was There.

And My Heart
Started Jumping So Fast.

Baby,
That's Beautiful.

It Was So Great.

¶ To Where You Do Belong

Yeah,
And I Have A Lot Of Bags.

How Many Did You Bring?

In Colombia, Well,
The Guys Are Just Trying

To Spend One Night With You
And Then Just Going Away.

Russ Is Completely Different.

I Never Date
With Someone Like Him.

He's A Gentleman,
So I'm A Lucky Girl.

Hmm.

With This,
I Can't Help You.



It's Really Hard Because
It's A Huge Change In My Life.

But Even If It's Not
Perfect As We Want It,

We Want To Be Together.

No Matter What.

Alan: So, I Am Actually Going
To Brazil, Where Kirlyam Lives,

And Coming Back With Her.

I Happen To Be A Mormon,

So, I Actually Met Kirlyam
While I Was On My Mission.

When Kirlyam Opened The Door,
It Was Literally Like An Angel

Was, Like, Right In Front Of Me.

I'm In Brazil.

I Just Landed.

I Think She's Out There,
Waiting For Me.

Mmm!

My Name Is Kirlyam,
And I Am 21 Years Old.

Alan: Kirlyam's From A City
Called Goiânia, Brazil.

It's Just Farmland,
A Lot Of Cows.

They Don't Have
Running Hot Water.

They Primarily Cook Outside.

You Like Washing Dishes?

Kirlyam's -- She Never Used
A Dish Washer,

A Washing Machine, Or A Dryer.

She's Never Driven.

Alan:
Are You Gonna Miss This?

No.

There's Gonna Be A Lot
Of Differences Between Cultures,

And It's Just Gonna Be
Quite The Experience

Right When She Gets Off
The Plane.

Alan: It Is A Big Fear Of Mine
That When Kirlyam Arrives,

That She Just --
It's Too Much Culture Shock.

It's Her First Time Traveling
Outside Of Brazil,

And There's Gonna Be Days
Where It's Almost Unbearable.

It's Hard To Leave My Family

And Change And Move
To Other Country,

But...Okay.

I'm Good With It.

Aziza Applied For A Work Visa
And Was Denied.

Wouldn't That Just Kind Of
Throw Up A Red Flag?

Russ: I Actually Live
With My Parents Right Now,

But For Tonight,
On Our First Night,

I Decided To Kind Of Give Her
A Little Surprise.

That's Huge.
It's Beautiful.

I've Booked A Hotel Room

For Us To Spend
A Nice Evening Together.

We Need It.

It Has A Lot Of Time,
Like, Being Apart,

So We Really Need This.

We Have A Lot Of Things
To Catch Up,

And It's Really Important
To Me,

And I Believe
For You, Too.

Here We Are.
This Is Nice.

Wow. This Is Huge.

It Looks Like
An Apartment.

Unh! Yeah.

It's...It's Good.

But Mnh-Mnh,
I Don't Want To Live In There.

What Should I Wear?

I Want To Go, Like,
Serious, You Know?

You Don't Have To Dress Up
Too Much.

Oh, Baby, I'm Sorry.
I Want To Meet Your Parents.

What Do You Think --
I'm Gonna Wear This?

I Don't Think So.

Today, Russ Is Taking Me
To Meet His Parents,

And Oh, My God,
I'm Really Nervous About It.

It's The First...
How Do You Say?

La Primera Impresión.

First Impression.

Yeah. It Counts.

I'm Gonna Shower.
All Righty.

I'm Gonna Shower,
And Then...

Well,
You Have To Get Ready, Too.

I'll Take A Shower
After You.

Mm, Yeah.

While You Put On
Your Makeup.

Maybe You Can
Come With Me Now.

You Don't Want
To Shower With Me?

You Should...Shower...
With Me. No?

We Have To Save Water,

So That's Why
We Have To Share The Shower.

Well,
Let's Close That Door.

Whoo!

I Have Two Best Friends,
Scott And Kelli.

They're Married,

And They Just Live
Right Down The Street From Me.

We Hang Out
Almost Every Day.

When I First Told
Scott And Kelli About Aziza,

They Were Kind Of Skeptical.

They Saw Our Age Difference,
And I Guess They Noticed

That She's A 20-Year-Old,
Beautiful, Russian Girl

And Wondered, Probably,

What She Was Doing
With A Guy Like Me

Or What
Her Intentions Were.

So, Today's Your Last Day
At Work, Or...?

Yeah.
Yeah.

Any Apprehension

Now That You're Getting
Closer To It, Or...?

No, I'm Just Getting
Excited.

I've Already Gone Through
The Nervousness.

I Just Can't Wait
For Her To Be Here, Finally.

I've Just Been Waiting
For So Long.

I Think We're More Nervous
Than Probably You Are.

It's Just, We've Known You
For A Really Long Time,

And Every Decision
You've Always Made

Has Been
Very Calculated.

It Makes It Difficult For Us
To Wrap Our Head Around --

Just, One Day, "Hey,
I Have This Girl In Russia."

You Know,
You Might As Well Tell Me

You Had This Nigerian Prince
That Needed Money, As Well.

And That's What Scares Me.

One Of The Reasons

Why I'm So Skeptical
About Mike And Aziza Is,

Aziza Applied
For A Work Visa

And Was Denied
Earlier In The Year.

Wouldn't That Be
Almost A Red Flag --

You Know What I Mean --

That She's Scamming You
Or She's Cheating You?

I Mean, Wouldn't That Just
Kind Of Throw Up A Red Flag?

It Concerns Me
That She Tried

To Get A Working Permit Here
And She Was Denied,

And Then All Of A Sudden,
It Became A Great Idea

For Them To Continue
The Relationship.

I've Known Her For, Like,
Almost A Year And A Half, Now.

We've Talked Every Day.

It's Actually --
Seeing Someone's Face, Really,

You Can See In Their Eyes
If They're Lying, Maybe.

I Don't Know.

On The Flip Side,
Since You Guys Haven't Spent,

Like, A Lot Of Physical Time
Together,

What Happens If You Think, "Wow.

"Maybe She Isn't The Person
I Thought She Was.

I Don't Know
If I Want To Get Married"?

This Is Our Time To See
What We Think About Each Other.

It's 90 Days,
But It's Still --

At Least It's Some Time For Us
To Be Together Every Day.

Right.

You Truly Cannot Know Somebody
After 90 Days.

There Is No Way.

I Feel As Though,
Like, In A Relationship,

A Lot Of Things Come Natural,

And In Their Case,
It's Being Forced.

Just Waking Up In Bed

Next To The Most Wonderful Woman
I've Ever Met

Is The Best Thing
I've Ever Experienced.

And I Would Be A Fool
Not To Try To At Least

See If I Can Do That Every Day
For The Rest Of My Life.

This Is The Only Way
I Can Do It,

So This Is The Way
I'm Gonna Do It,

So Hopefully,
It All Works Out.

Alan: I Like To Say
That I'm Not Jealous.

Sooner Or Later,
Some Dude's Gonna Come Up

And Start
Hitting On Her.

Oh, Yeah, He's Get--
Kiss My Hand, And Whoa!

Aziza: I Still Can't Believe,
Like, I'm Here, In New York.

Tonight, I'm Taking Paola To
Meet My Parents And My Brother.

Well, The First Impression
Is Really Important For Me,

Because It's The First Time That
I'm Going To See Russ' Parents.

So, I'm Kind Of Nervous
And Excited.

It's A Really Important Day --
For Him, For Me.

A Couple Of My Friends
And A Family Member

Did Express Concern That Paola's
Only Coming Here To Use Me.

I Didn't Enjoy
Hearing Those Concerns.

I Think Russ's Parents
Are Gonna Be, Like,

"Where She Came From?

"Why Russ Is Gonna Marry Her?

We Don't Know Her."

I'm Excited To See My Parents

Actually See
Paola And I's Relationship.

Let's Go Eat.

Whew.

Right Now,
I'm Getting Nervous.

My Hands Are Sweaty!

Yeah.

So,
The Customs In Colombia --

When You Meet Someone,

You Usually Kiss Them
On The Cheek, Right?

Yeah.

Well, If You Know The Person,
You Usually Give Them A Hug.

If You're Just Meeting Them,
You Could Give Them A Handshake.

So, What Do You Think

That I Should Do
With Your Parents?

But You Have Met Them
On Video Chat,

So If You Feel Like
You Want To Give My Mom A Hug --

If You Feel Comfortable
With Giving Her A Hug.

If You Don't Feel Comfortable,
Then Just Do A Handshake.

Well, Then, Let's Stick With
A Handshake For Now.

They're Coming Out.

Okay.

Choo, Choo, Choo,
Choo, Choo.

Oh, Nope,
They're --

Hi!
Finally!

Hola!

Yeah, I'm So Nervous,
But I'm So Happy To See You.

I'm Excited.
Russ: See? She Exists.

I Am Real.
So, Finally I'm Here.

It's Nice
To Meet You.

Yeah.
I'm So Excited.

Yeah.
That's So Nice.

Phew!

Hi!
Welcome Home!

Thank You
So Much.

Hi! Oh, I'm So Glad
You're Here.

Yeah.
I Was So Nervous.

Come Inside.

Do You Need To Get Anything
From The Car?

No, It's Fine.

Come On In!

Thank You So Much.

His Mother,
She Gave Me A Big Hug.

It's Like, "Okay,
That's Really Nice."

But, You Know,
They Are Different.

And They Are Really, Like,
Strict And Everything,

So I'm Kind Of Nervous
Because I'm A Little Crazy.

I Decided To Have Aziza
Fly In To New York

Because What Better Way
To Introduce Aziza To America

Than To Show Her The Big Apple?

Just Got To New York,
And I'm Getting Ready

To Go Pick Up Aziza
From The Airport.

I'm Nervous Just Because

I Haven't Seen Aziza
For So Long,

And Every Time We're Apart,

The First Time
We See Each Other Again,

We're Always
Just A Little Bit Nervous.

Aziza And I, We've Kissed
And Hugged Lots Of Times,

But I Guess We Haven't
Consummated The Relationship.

All Of America's
Gonna Hear Me Say That.

I Haven't Seen Aziza
For Four Months Now.

We've Only Been Together
In Russia, So...

I'm Not Sure What Will Happen.

But Hopefully,
When Aziza Gets Here,

Everything Is Gonna Be Good
Between Us.

Aziza: I Still Can't Believe,
Like, I'm Here In New York.

Huh?

I've Been Dreaming
About It.

Your Weird, American Windows
That Opens Like That.

So Weird.

It's Really,
Really Nice To See Him,

Because It's Really, Really Hard
To Keep Relationship

When You're So Far Apart.

Ohh.

I Want To Eat.

I've Been Wanting To Come
To America Since I Was Like 15.

So, That Portion Is Like,
For...

I Don't Know,
For Three People?

Last Year,
I Applied For A Work Visa.

Is It Supposed To Be Like
For One People?

For One Person?

I Guess. Yeah.

After My Work Visa Got Denied,

It Was A Really Hard Time
For Me,

And Mike Was Really,
Really Supportive.

I Don't Know.

It's Just A Coincidence, Maybe,
But At That Time --

You Know, Like, Troubles
Always Kind Of Helps People

To Get Closer,

And I Think That's When Our
Relationship Started, Like...

I Don't Know.

Started To What?

At That Time, That's Maybe When
Our Relationship Changed

To A Kind Of, Like,
Romantic Way.

Yeah. Are You Gonna Lay
On That Side?

Yeah.
I Was Going...

On This Side?
Yeah.

Why'd You Go Over There,
Then?

I Don't Know.

Yeah,
We Haven't Slept Together.

We Haven't Been
Intimate.

Is That Right?

I Never Said
Anything Like That.

You Told Me That.

I Know,
But I Said Intimate.

Intimate.

Intimate. Whatever.

Come Closer.

Closer.

I Don't Think It's, Like,
A Big Deal.

I Think We Both Think

It's Just A Natural Part
Of A Relationship.

We're Not Waiting
For Any Particular Reason.

We're Just Trying
To Be Comfortable.

Paola: There Was A Lot
Of Tension In That Room.

The Joke Was,
"Don't Go Down There

And Bring
A Girl Back Home."

And, Sure Enough,
He Does.

Alan: I Was So Excited
To Land At Los Angeles,

But Now The 90-Day Clock
Has Started Ticking.

And It's Really --
It's A Short Amount Of Time.

Alan:
How Do You Feel Right Now?

Um...
I Don't Know.

Nervous?
Well, I'm Happy.

I'm So Excited,
And I'm Happy.

I'm Really Happy.

Alan: You Think About Something
For So Long,

And Then, Like,
You Know

She's Here, You Know?

And It's Just Incredible.

Here We Go!

Okay,
So, This Is Downtown.

Wow.

I Wanted To Take Kirlyam
To The Hollywood Walk Of Fame

Because, Even Though
Kirlyam's City Is Smaller,

She Had A Lot Of Access
To Videos.

And Kirlyam Loves Movies.

Kirlyam:
It's Amazing!

I Never Think,
"One Day, I Will Be Here."

So It's Really, Really Awesome.

Godzilla.

Godzilla! Wow!

It's A Lot Of People,
And It's Different.

I Like Different.

Coming Close
To Johnny Depp's.

Don't Get Too Excited,
Okay?

I Am A Big Fan, Johnny Depp's.

Here, Please.

Here, Please.
Thank You So Much.

"Hi, Johnny Depp!"

Stars, Stars, Stars.

Since We're In L.A.,
Land Of Hollywood,

It Has Crossed My Mind

That Maybe
We're Walking Down Somewhere

And Someone
Comes Up To Her And,

"You Know, You're Gorgeous.

"Maybe You Should Try Out
For This Commercial.

Billy Bob Thornton.

Harrison Ford.
Kevin Costner.

Aah!

Please?
Just One?

Seriously?
Yes!

I Like To Say
That I'm Not A Jealous Person,

But I Guess, Since We've Been
Together So Little,

I've Never Really Had

Another Dude Come Up
Like, "Hey, What's Up?"

I've Never Really
Felt That Yet.

Can I Keep The Girl?

No?

Nope.

Had To Ask.

Just No Hugging.

All Right.
One, Two, Three.

Thank You So Much!

Oh, Yes.
He Kissed My Hand, And Whoa.

Wait. Stay Here, Boy.

But It's Good!

Sooner Or Later,
Some Dude's Gonna --

Once I Turn My Back,
Is Gonna Come Up

And Start
Hitting On Her.

Yeah, I Don't Want To Even
Think About That Right Now.

Maybe I Am Jealous.
Jealous Type.

Here.
Just Here.

Be Careful.

We Just Want To Know Her.
We Don't Know Much About Her.

Patty: All Right, Well,
We Are Fixing Dinner.

I Hope You're Hungry.

Paola:
Yes, We Are.

There's Bound
To Be Cultural Differences

That We Don't Know
About Yet.

Patty:
Are You Really Gonna Stay

In Those Shoes All This Time?
Yeah.

You Can Wear Those
All This Time?

All The Time.
Wow.

She's A Girly Girl.

I'm Gonna Need Some Help
With That.

Paola: Their Religion --
Yeah, They're Christians.

I Believe In God,
But To Be Honest With You,

I Don't Like To Go To Church.
I Don't.

Ron: Father, We Thank You
For The Food Before Us,

And We Just Pray For Paola

As She Adjusts To Her New Home.

We Just Thank You
And Praise You.

In Christ's Name, Amen.

All: Amen.

Russ: My Parents Are Very Quiet
And Soft-Spoken,

But I Know They Are Hesitant
About My Engagement With Paola.

Hmm.

Would You Like Butter?

Paola: There Was A Lot
Of Tension In That Room.

And, Well, There Was No One
Just Thinking To Talk About It.

Patty:
Salt And Pepper?

Russ: Did You Try
The Sour Cream?

Yeah,
I'm Gonna Try It.

I Don't Shy Away For Anyone,
So That's Why I Decide To Talk.

I Was Wondering What You Were
Thinking About It,

Because He Went To Colombia,
And Now I'm Here.

We're Engaged.

I Just Really Met You,

And I Don't Know What You Think
About Everything --

About Our Relationship Or...

Well,
We Raised Him Right.

If He's Found Somebody
That's Right For Him,

Then We're All For It.

And You?

The Joke Was, When
He First Left, Was, You Know,

"Don't Go Down There
And Fall In Love

And Bring
A Girl Back Home."

And Sure Enough,
He Does.

Well, I Don't Want
Your Parents Hate Me.

I Don't Want To Be Living
With Them Anymore.

We Abstain From Sex
Before Marriage.

My Best Friend,
He Will Be "Chaperoning" Us.

It's Okay.

Paola, This Is A Pie
That I'm Required To Make

Every Thanksgiving
And Christmas.

This Is It, And We've Been
Making It For 25 Years.

You'll Have To Learn.

So, Paola Can Get --
She Gets A Face.

And It's Just, Like,
This Pissed-Off Face.

That's When The Strong
Personality Comes Out, And...

That Would Be My Biggest Concern
Here In Oklahoma.

Russ: Well,
Thank You For Dinner.

Yeah. Thank You So Much.
It Was Delicious.

And I Will See You
Tomorrow.

All Righty.

Okay.
Let's Go.

I Don't Want Your Parents
Hate Me.

No.

No, They're Not
Gonna Be Like That.

Paola:
When I Was In Russ' Parents,

Like,
It Was Really Uncomfortable.

But That Was Really Nice

That Your Parents Asked Me
To Stay There, But...

No.

Well, We're Gonna Have
Our Own Place Eventually, So...

That's Better If We Find
An Apartment Soon.

And Then
We Can Just Move There.

Yeah.

I Want To Feel Comfortable,

So, I Don't Want
To Be Living With Them Anymore.

Not Just Because --
They Are Really Nice.

I Just Want To Say,
They Are Really Nice.

But I Want My Own Space.

I Leave Everything
To Move In Here.

It Was Really Hard,
Because, You Know,

I Don't Know
Anyone In Here.

It's A Different Culture.

It's Different, And I Don't Have
My Family And Friends,

But I Have The Most Important --
This Is The Love Of My Life,

So That's All I Need
For Now.

Hey!
You Had Champagne.

We Have Champagne,
Don't We?

Yeah.
That's Really Nice.

Russ: The K-1 Visa
Has Put Us In A Position

To Get Married
Sooner Than We Anticipated.

Salud, Amor.
Salud.

Te Amo.

Love You.

Paola: If We Don't Get Married
At The Time That We Need To,

I Have To Go Back To Colombia.

That's...

It's Not Gonna Happen.

Yeah. It's Not.

So, Let's Go To The Room.

And Then We Can
Finish This In There.

Sounds Good.

Whoo!

No, 'Cause We Need One Cactus,
That's It.

No. More.

Two, Three...

What's Up, Dude?
Hello, Sir.

Thanks, Man.
Come On In, Dawg.

What's Up, Bro?

Nothing Much.

Alan: One Of My Best Friends --
His Name's Kent --

He Will Be...
"Chaperoning" Us.

He Will Be Sleeping
On My Living-Room Floor

While I Sleep On The Couch,

And Kirlyam Will Be In Our Bed.

I Happen To Be A Mormon.

We Abstain From Sex
Before Marriage,

And That's Something
That's Important To Me

And Important To Kirlyam.

Yeah, Man, But We're Probably
Gonna Hit The Hay Pretty Soon.

You Tired, Man?

Nah,
I'm Not That Bad.

We Decided
To Just Avoid Situations

That Would Lead
To Us Accidentally --

Not Accidentally.

You Know, Lead Us To Do
Something That We Would Regret.

We Are Taking
All The Precautions Necessary.

It's Okay.
You Can Go To Sleep, Man.

You First.

No, You Can Go To Sleep.
It's All Right.

I Will.
You First, Though.

¶ So Here It Goes

When You Meet Somebody,

You Can Just Like Feel
That It's Your Person.

People Fall In Love
With Each Other,

And I Don't Think There Is
A Particular Reason For That.

It Just -- I Don't Know.

You Just Feel Comfortable
With Each Other,

And You Just Want
To Be Together.

That's How It Works,
I Think.

The Place
Is Really Beautiful.

When We Were Walking There,
It Was Really, Really Nice,

And I Realized
That, Um...

I Just Want
To Be With Him

Like,
Really, Really Bad.

It Was
Just Really Nice.

If We Don't Get Married
Within 90 Days,

I Have To Go Home.

Yep.

When I Bought
Aziza's Airplane Ticket Here,

I Bought
A Round-Trip Ticket.

Just In Case
Anything Doesn't Work Out,

She Has A Ticket Home,

And It Probably
Is A Good Thing.

Yeah.

So She Doesn't Feel

Like She's Trapped Here
Or Anything.

But She's Not Gonna Use That,
Though.

Yeah.

No.

Yay!