Gnaw (2008)

[bunniefuu]

Nice one, mate.
Thanks.

Not long now.

Got any ketchup?

w*nk*r!

What do you expect, babe?
"Have a nice day?"

Starving!

Can't take you away, can I?

We better get going, honey.

Come on, Lorrie!
For Chrissakes we haven't got all day!

Give that here.

We took the wrong turn!

- No, I didn't.
- Yes, you did.

- It's you fault, Jack.
- What's the f*cking point?!

- Where's the broucher?
- Ed's got it.

So how the hell we're supposed to know
where we're going?!

sh*t!

Come on, Lorrie!

It's got to be around here somewhere.

Are you alright?
You're a bit quiet?

Why do we always have to go away with your friends?

Come on, they're your friends too!

sh*t!

I can't see anything.

sh*t, look!

It's a cat, probably belongs
to the owner or something.

We're gonna have to tell 'em.

Take it.

- No!
- Take the f*cking cat.

- Put it in a bag.
- You're kidding!

Put it in a bag, Ed.

We'll put it in a boot and we'll throw it tomorrow.

- Hey, Hannah!
- Hey Jill.

Here you go, Schumacher.

- You took ages.
- Lorrie.

- How are you?
- Alright.

Yo Ed, can you get any signal?

Nothing.

Who you are you trying to call anyway?

My mom.

She just want to hear that
everyone is safe.

Child!

Do you want to carry your bag, Lorrie?

No!

Hey, it's open!

Hello?

- H-hey!
- Oh yes!

Hey Lorrie, give us a kiss.

Perverts!

- Interesting.
- What is it?

To leave your house like this.

Everyone leaves their door open out here.

What's that smells?

- Smells like ...
- Gourmet!

Is it for us?

No! It's for the cat.

- f*ck you!
- What are we waiting for?

Jesus, Matt. Give us a chance to unpack first.

Pretty little thing.

It's so peaceful.

- Not now, Jack!
- When?

Jack, give me a chance to unpack!

I'll go take a cold shower then!

You two coming?

Not yet.
Give us aminute!

And what do you want?

- Not a good idea.
- Why not?

Hello? Your girlfriend is in the next room!

Is this from you?

- Whenever have I given any flowers before?
- True.

Perhaps you have a secret admirer.

By the way..

Did you take the music box?

What music box?

Lorrie...

It is delicious!

- So what is it?

- What?
- Stinking kidney!

No thanks!

She's vegetarian.

Oh yes.
Sorry I forgot.

Say, everyone brought walking boots?

No. Why?

- That's the plan.
- No. That was your plan.

- I'm.. I'm allergic to exercise.

Not with your right hand, man!

Oh my God!

- Eurgh! It sticks to the wine!

- Who wants to play Cluedo?

The old kid is back to play with a dildo?

- What about "Guess Who"?

- What's that?

- The name of the game.

- Someone has to describe the person in the room..

and the others have to guess who it is.

Could get nasty.

- First of all..

I should say this person is .. attractive.

- You've given that away. That's me!
- Shut up, Ed.

- And .. they know it.

It can be withdrawn.

You're self-obsessed.

- Oh, here we go ..

They wallow in their own self-pity..

and blame others for their misfortune.

Please, not me!

Is it?

- Go on.

- They're morbid ..

and aggressive.

And they only care about themselves.

- Okay! Twist the knife any further
and I'll scream!

- It's Lorrie?!

Actually..

It's Jack!

Bollocks!

- Come on Jack. You do fancy this.

This place is weird.

What do you mean?

It's common belief ..

that any place that has witness death ..

becomes immediately haunted.

That was your arse, man.
It's f*cking supernatural.

I'm telling you, this place is dark, man.

There's two things that would account
for a haunted house.

First thing you gotta do is look up the basement.

Why?

To listen.

For what?

If it's haunted .. You'll hear the sound
of the dead .. breathing.

That's.. scientifically
impossible, Matt.

Is it?

So, what do the dead sound like?

- Like Matt, without his puffer!

Yeah, that's right.

So what's the second one?

It's message from the other world.

Things get moved around.

You know, like a poltergeist.

- What's happened?
- The power's down.

- Who's there?
- It's me. I'll to find for some candles.

We could be in luck here.

- Hello mister.

- Oh, hye! The leopard bra ..

- You naughty little m*dget!
-You love me like that.

- Come here then, pretty tiger..

Naughty little girl, you.

- What?
- We can't, sweetheart.

- Why not?

- We just can't leave the others in the dark..

- Oh God! f*ck the others!

Later, babe. Alright?

Promise?

Promise.

Well, I'll hold to that promise, mister.

I sure bloody hope so.

- What the ..
- "Help Me"?

Did you hear that

Where's Jack?

b*stard!

Suckers!

You'll pay for that.

I really don't.

This is the third time this month!

Excuse me, but who exactly are you?

Oh, I'm Ms. Obadiah, dear.

This is my house. Blackstock farm.

We spoke on the telephone, remember?

Of course.

By the way, that pie was delicious.

It's nothing, we do that for all our guests.

Your certainly made us feel welcomed.

By the way, any of you seen Sam?

- Who's Sam?
- My cat.

- No, no. haven't seen him.

Right?

Well, anyway..

If you do see him, you let me know.

Won't you?

You are a naughty boy!

Easy, tiger ..

f*ck you, Jack!

Your face!

I don't know what this is,
but it is really delicious!

It's tongue.

What do you think of Lorrie?

What do you mean by "What do you think about Lorrie"?

You know..

- I get it. You fancy her, don't you?
- No!

Bollocks!

Forget it, Matt.
She's out of your league.

What was that?

What was what?

That noise .. Listen.

That!

It came from outside.

There's someone out there.

Who?

Why the f*ck should I know?

- Where are you going?
- I'm going out there.

Do you think that's wise?

Jesus, Matt.
Grow some f*cking ba*ls.

Hello?

Does anyone there?

Hello?

Hello?

Are you okay?

Hello?

Lorrie?

Come on, we're going to get you home.

Should we wake her?

Well, she can't be alone, that's for sure.

Well, I'll stay with her.

Are you sure?

I'm sure!
She'll sleep with me and I'll ..

I won't ruin your weekend.

What's going on out there?

I don't know.

Oh, what is that smell?

It smells like death!

It's a kidney, dear.

You could do with some fattening up.

You're skin and bones.

I'm quiet happy with my figure, thank you.

- Me too.
- Im my opinion..

..men like it with meat in their bones

No, thanks. I'm vegetarian.

- Oh dear ..

Never mind.

What's happened to your arms, dear?

I caught some brambles.

Oh, dear. I'll fix you something
for that scratches.

- OK guys, what's that?
- Why don't we go for a walk?

- We should go and get supplies.
- I'll drive.

- No, we'll go.

Stop!

What?

I said stop the car.. Now!

Feotus?

What?

- It's a good word.
- It's sick!

What's sick about feotus, Jack?

You alright, Lorrie?

- No...

I think I'm going ot be sick!

See no evil.

- You see anything?
- Nothing.

- Ow!
- What is it?

It's prickly, that's all.

Wait here, I'll get Band-aid from the car.

I'll be waiting

- Who is it?
- It's me.

Come in.

- You Okay ?
- Not really..

What's wrong?

Why'd you say that?

I didn't talk in my sleep, did I?

- No.
- Thank God.

- Guarda , Lorrie.
Puoi fidarti di me.

I won't tell a living soul.

Thanks , Matt.

You're a sweetheart.

- Ed?

That's how you wanna play it, is it?

What'd she do with the cat?

She's playing the game, huh?

- Hannah?

Babe?

Hannah?

What sort of stuff?

That's awful!

Jesus!

- Hannah!

Hannah!

Hannah!

Hannah!

Hannah!

Hannah?

Oh God!

Oh f*ck! Argh!

The f*ck is that?

They should be back by now.

They're probably out shagging!

Alright, what is it that you wanna do?

I don't know about you, but I;m going for a walk.

Come on, slowhead!

What could possibly be the problem now, Matthew?

I thought we're go for a stroll, not
a f*cking route march!

Do you want to go back, Matt?

No, just give me five minutes, alright?

I'll go and chill out over here.

Do you want me to wait with you?

Leave him, Lorrie.
We'll pick him on our way back.

I got him!

- Who? Ed?
- Yeah!

Hello, you're through to Ed.

can't take your call right now, so..

please leave your name and a brief message
after the tone..

and I'll get back to you as soon as possible.

- Ed, where the hell are you?

We got signal but we're in the middle of nowhere.

Call me when you get this.

It smells delicious. What is it?

Soup, dear. My farmhouse special.

Careful! You'll burn yourself.

- Want help?
- Yeah sure..

Tritateci sopra quelli se volete.

Come on, Matt. We don't have all day.

f*ck!

- Oh, deary me!

What are we going to do with you?

I'll get you plaster.

You alright?

What have you got there?

I found this in the soup.

I wonder what happened to that.

Thank you dear. I thought I lost it.

Oh, it's cooked already.

Still no sign of your friends.

Lorrie?

- Not now, Jack.
- Can I come in, please?

I'm worried.

- You alright?
- No.

What's wrong?

Look.

I'm pregnant, Jack.

- We used protection!
- Yeah, I'm pregnant!

f*ck!

Shouldn't told you.

Find out how much it cost and I'll pay for it.

- For what?
- You're not gonna keep it, are you?

You don't want this.
You know I f*cking don't.

Don't be so selfish!

I'm having this baby, Jack!

f*ck!

Why did you invite me away this weekend, Jack?

What do you mean?

Couldn't chose, huh?

Choose what?

Choose who!

It's Jill or me, Jack!

A real man won't put me through this!

I'm not gonna do that, Lorrie.

You are free to f*ck up your life..

But I'm pretty damn won't f*ck up mine!

You alright, Jack?

Hello?

Hello? Is anyone there?

sh*t!

Ed, is that you?

Stop f*cking around!
You're making me worried.

Dirty b*stard!

"Help Me"?

- Yo, Lorrie! Give us a kiss.
- Pervert!

- Yo, Lorrie! Give us a kiss.
- Pervert!

- Yo, Lorrie! Give us a kiss.
- Pervert!

- Yo, Lorrie! Give us a kiss.
- Pervert!

- Jill, he's not out there!

Oh gosh, he's still out?

This pie is delicious.

That's it, I've had enough.

Lorrie...

Jack?

Jack?

Jack?

Jack?

Jesus Jack! What have they done to you?

I'm getting you out of here.

What happened?

He's out there!
He's f*cking out there!

He's got Jack!

Who?

- Jill, calm down, calm down.

Don't tell me to f*cking calm down!
He's, he's f*cking out there!

Lock the f*cking door!

Call the police?

- sh*t, no signal!
- We need Jack's keys!

Found it!

I'll go and get the car.
You stay with Jill, okay.

Barricade the door!

Come on, come on.

He's gone..

He's f*cking gone, Lorrie!

Come on.

Come on!

He's gone..

Jill, look at me!
Tell me what you saw!

Tell me what you saw!

A man!

What man?

Quiet Jill!

Quiet!

It's going to be alright.

We'll wait until he's gone.

Don't leave me, Lorrie!

We can't f*cking stay here!

We've got to go, it's our f*cking chance.

He's gone.

Come on!

Wait! My phone!

Jill?

Jill?

It's not good.
It's not f*cking good!

- We need to go!
- Where's Jill?

- Come on!
- Where's Jill?

She's f*cking dead Matt!
Come on!

- Come on, this way, this way!
- What? You're crazy!

No, it's our only chance.
Come on!

Come on!

Lorrie, wait.

Come on!

I just need to catch up my breath, alright?

Do you think you can make it?

I'm not sure.

You've got to, Matt. Okay?

Come on!

- Lorrie, just go!

Lorrie, phone the police!

Just go..

What is it?

He's out there?

Who? Who's out there?

- We have to call the police!
- Tell me what's happened.

- He's got Matt, Jill ..

I can't make any sense of what you are saying.

He's f*cking butcher!
We have to call the police!

Calm down, calm down.

I'll take you back in my cottage.
You'll be safe and sound there.

f*ck you!

Here you are, dear.
Drink this.

- What's that?
- It's herbal. It will calm your nerves.

Come on, drink it up.

Yes! Yes!
It's an emergency!

Yes, there seems to be disturbance at Blackstock Farm.

It tastes like chicken.

What?

Flesh, dear

Human.

Nice to have your friends for dinner.

That's right.

That's Jack's lying tongue.

Here, kitty kitty kitty..

Here, kitty kitty kitty..

Here, kitty kitty kitty..

Come here, kitty.
I know you are there..

Here, kitty kitty kitty..

Here, kitty kitty kitty..