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05x05 - Ruffman Manor is Haunted!

Episode transcripts for the TV show "Fetch! With Ruff Ruffman". Aired: May 29, 2006 - November 4, 2010.*
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05x05 - Ruffman Manor is Haunted!

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happy Halloween if you're ready to be

scared check out my costume a vampire

alien space robot

monster anyway check out our decorations

huh Chet found a spooky haunted house CD

and good candy for the trick-or-treaters

this year right Chad smelly cheese we

can't give that to

trick-or-treaters I've just inherited

Ruffman Manor woohoo pack your stff guys

we're moving from a dog house to a dog

mansion don't do it ruy Uncle mcro MOS a

roughman never moves into rofman manner

it's haunted by none other than Max a

million rofman need my warning Ry stay

away haunted house ridiculous H Chad

we've had enough of that spooky CD what

do you mean you haven't put it on yet

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life was missing its Mystique my squeaky

toys had lost their squeak and then out

of the blue I saw the phone and Bam my

destiny was calling

me pitch my vision for a show they loved

it thought I was a pro they got my

contract back to find to their alarm a

dog head sign Oh I like that

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name I didn't wait to renovate found six

contestants all were great and now I'm

on the road to of Fame I've got a game

show and it name is it's very

catchy it rolls off the

tongue I don't like vacuums but we're

going to need

them and here come the contestants

now she makes a delicious eye of n soup

she's tied for last she's

Emmy when he grows up he wants to live

in

Transylvania tied with Emmy it's Mark

Here Comes The King and I'm not talking

about Elvis I'm talking about

Jame hey cats and kittens she just came

in from 1957 it's happy days for

Ruby in his fair time he likes

skateboarding acting and bringing

monsters to life in his laboratory tied

for first it's

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Marco she's got a thousand head of

cattle parked outside Studio Je

it's oh hi guys Happy Halloween like the

costumes thank you I like the studio of

these decorations well sh I found them

in my basement I actually had to dust

the cobwebs off the

cobwebs so guys can I ask you about

ghosts are they

real

real all right here's a deal I just

inherited Ruffman Manor

wa are you going to move there yeah it

was owned by my ancestor maximilan

Ruffman wow he looks he's a dashing dog

the problem is guys no roughman has

lived in it since because well the house

is said to be

[Music]

haunted Thunder I hate thunder and

lightning anyway uh today's challenge

now I just got this invitation and it

says that I need to go to Ruffman Manor

but I think I'm gonna have you guys go

as my uh real estate Representatives

really why SC and don't worry I'm going

to save some Halloween treats for you

when you get back Ruby Jay Shrea Emmy

Mark Marco I think you guys need to

spend the

night now it says dress appropriately

and it's Halloween so you guys are great

your invitations are in the mailbox so

go f no need to worry I'm sure you guys

will be fine really

bye for the six Fetchers out on the

challenge today up to 100 points are at

stake in the trium tally so let's see if

they've reached the absolutely unhunted

house there it is roughman

Manor who's that you won't be finding

any trick-or-treating candy around here

there's the mean guy in the sun hat but

we're not here to trick or treat we were

sent by R Ruffman yeah see this Mansion

here it actually belongs to Ru Ruffman

so Ruffman Manor has a new owner yeah

that's right well we'll

see oh you dropped your glove they never

stay on like I want them to I want to go

for a medium you got to get back to

trimming these Hedges okay with a nail

clipper you're going to be there all

night this is really weird hope it

doesn't charge by the hour this is weird

hey there's stairs right here let's go

okay it's spooky already it's kind of

foggy out jeez this is

Eerie hello hello good evening welcome

to Ruffman Manor H I'm guessing you're

the butler please come in who yeah he's

got to be the butler he's wearing a bow

tie they all

do we're so pleased that Mr Ruffman will

be moving in to Ruffman Manor wow did

you hear that Blossom they can't wait

for us to get there but I'm still not so

sure about this haunting business I'm

sure maxilon won't

mind what is that supposed to mean

follow me creepy stairs going to love

going up and down them need some more

fluorescent lighting like

everywhere the third floor is off limits

why is the third floor off limits young

ladies to the left young men come with

me what's the

no it's maximillian's room not touched

that room since the day Maximillion

passed away okay that's a little little

Dusty

there I wonder who s in here what are we

supposed to do in here I like the

molding young ladies you can check the

closet for something more appropriate to

wear dinner will be at 7:30

sharp oh these are gorgeous oh so I

guess costumes aren't appropriate for

dinner on Halloween

chy I have to wear your hockey mask

right

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now oh started to rain out

there wow evening gowns and tuxedos for

the FES how proper here

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the there welcome to Ruffman Manor my

own personal

chef I do hope you like soup yum I make

it every night same soup wait in fact

it's the only meal we serve here at

Ruffman Manor what only soup no Chinese

food no

guacamole and if you'd like more soup

just ask I have plenty of ladles but

they're only to be used for

soup okay she's she's Charming there's

something seriously spooky going on

around here first The Gardener's

clipping hedges in the dark with a Dale

Clipper and and that Butler it's just

something peculiar about him and now the

cook at all her ladles why did she say

those ladles were only to be used for

soup what else could they be used for I

don't really trust her I'm not sure I'm

going to be eating guys the soup could

be like poisoned or something poison I

don't

know I hope you're enjoying your dinner

yeah it's you know the owner of this

house the only one he ever loved was his

loyal dog

Max Million

Ruffman Max million's owner gave him and

his future

descendants this house future

descendants that's me maximum was a

creature of habit and always followed

the same routine every night exactly

8:00 p.m. he'd howl for his dinner after

eating he retired to the third floor

bedroom to chase his tail then he

returned to the second flooor for bed in

his dog house wait got a dog house

inside the house in the morning he

headed straight to the study to spend

the day next to the desk of his owner

okay let me get this straight he howls

for his dinner and ate then he goes to

the third floor and chases his tail goes

to bed in his dogghouse on the second

floor and then sleeps all day in the

study next to his owner why is he

telling them all this

and as we know Max a million is no

longer with us is

he what Happ to the lights this house is

haunted he's no longer with us

is back to the studio let's just run is

is that maximillian's ghost

howling maxilon what time what time is

it must be 8:00 right now he must be

howling at the moon cuz it's 8:00 for

his dinner for dinner and that must have

something to do with the ladles because

this this is really lights are back on

where's the butler yeah where okay wait

a minute guys guys guys now he needs his

dinner he howed for it no he can't

possibly be howling for that because

he's dead Okay so he's going to go

upstairs and he's going to go to bed

second floor right are we just supposed

to sit here why don't we like split up

into groups Mark and Jay go and find the

butler Shrea and Ruby you guys can go

find the gardener and then me and Emmy

we'll go find the cook all right guys

all right all right let's go wait I've

got a bad feeling about

this wait that's weird The Barking

stopped that's so creepy we should still

look for the cook though all right let's

go well she's not in here no let's go

all right let's

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go now Ruby and trya are looking for the

gardener where is he Ruby what ruby wait

wait a minute what is that shadow look

at Shadows oh what is that maxilon so

the house really is haunted that's the

third floor it's maxilon chasing his

tail just like the butler said so where

do you think the butler would be I don't

know let's um show what is that what

what is that that's maximillian's room

where he used to go to bed the butler

said no one's been in there so why is

there a light on let's check

all right I don't know it was locked

before but it's not locked anymore don't

open it Call the

Ghostbusters hey it's a dog house let's

see what's

in ghost

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run it's a ghost of maximilan rman Al MC

Ruff MOS was right he's haunting this

house oh no what will the Fetchers do

now

okay guys so so what did you find well

we went to look for the cook and we

didn't find the cook she wasn't there

seriously like she just like disappeared

maybe the ghost ate the cook I would do

if all I had was soup when we were

outside looking for the gardener there

was a shadow in the third floor window

and it looked are you serious yeah it

looked like a dog it looked like rough

it was just as chubby yes it was what

guess what we saw we saw the ghost of

Max ailia what seriously no way that is

so you know in the room that that the

brother told us we can't go in there was

a blue light underneath the door so we

had to go in and when we went in there

there was the ghost to the go of the dog

his dog no this would totally fit we we

saw the shadow of the ghost and if they

actually saw the ghost they saw the

ghost our mission is to try and find out

if this house is really haunted well

it's looking like it now

yeah what is

that somebody slipped something under

the door hey there are envelopes with

our names on them where's okay Ruby and

to solve the mystery of the hallowing

pup you'll need to make things measure

up Clues where did these come from to

solve the mystery of the shadowy Hound

try The Shining a light all around shine

a light to solve the mystery of the dog

housee

Spectre um wait what is that turn oh

wait I I see it try look looking from a

different perspective it's an optical

illusion so the clues are telling them

to go back to the scene of the hauntings

they'll have to retrace their steps to

see what's really going on around here

but the butler told them the third floor

is off

limits it's the room where they saw the

shadow in the

window wait what what is that oh wait a

minute look it's the silhouette what a

ripoff so this is what we saw in the

window it was just a shadow cardboard

cutouts and a flashlight so the ghost

held up those shadow puppets what do you

have a better Theory

Blossom they held up this and just waved

it that looks like what we saw in the

window who's doing it then the only

people in this house are the Cook the

Butler and the gardener oh they think it

was somebody who works here so we have

three suspects right and we were told to

look for The Gardener so maybe and he

wasn't there he was probably up here

doing this see Ruff I told you it wasn't

haunted it's Uncle MC Ruff matage who

thinks it's haunted not me I don't

believe in

that oh wait am I allowed to say that

who who what oh the cooks lat lad it's

only supposed to be used for soup not

evil okay we're going to do this all

right J and Mark are back investigating

the dog house maxan just to look from a

different perspective I better turn a

light on um I'm going to see why don't

stick your head in there ow what

happened I hit my head

on there's glass in there glass maybe we

could go under a different perspective

maybe maybe top down view maybe the top

oh yeah um let's

see there we go wait a minute that's not

a ghost at all oh it was like an optical

illusion yeah so this light hits the

dummy and because the dummy's white it

reflects off and then some of the light

goes through so it looks transparent

like a ghost right but it's basically

just a reflection and you can see

through the glass that's phony too and I

was wigged out hey wait a minute a glove

this looks like The Gardener's glove how

did this get here Gardener's glove I

remember how it kept falling off beware

Brave

Fetchers here should we just check out

the clue again yeah okay to solve the

mystery of the Halloween pup you'll need

to make things measure up okay well

we're in the hallway right so we know

that from down there to that wall is 42

ft cuz that's what it says on the map so

what we should try and do is probably

measure the other rooms and see if they

add it to 42 hey what's with the

measurements what's this clue trying to

tell

us okay this is the study all right

let's measure it so this

is 14 ft wait both rooms should add up

to 42 ft and the study is 14 ft then the

next room needs to be uh 42 - 14 28 ft

let's see what they come up

with okay all right what's the

measurement so 19 ft this room the study

was 14 ft this room was 19 ft that's 33

so we're we're missing 9 ft so what does

that mean we're missing a measurement or

we're missing Miss in a room or

something maybe that could be a room

like a secret room or something that'd

be so cool a secret room Max a million

Ruffin What are you

hiding wait that's just a

wall oh I think it's loose or is it

there's a secret room back here there it

is behind the wall hey check this out

what wa a tape recorder so this is where

the howling was coming from That by The

Howling dog was just a tape recording

I'm starting to think Ruffman Manor

isn't haunted at all but who's behind

all this guys guys what did you find

what did you find we found out that the

ghost was just an optical illusion it

was all fake and we found this by the

dog house that belonged to the gardener

so Ruffman Manor has a new owner oh we

found a recording of the sound of a dog

hallow really we found that what we saw

in the window maximillian's ghost was

just a shadow and we found the cooks

ladel only to be used for soup I have

plenty of ladles but they're only to be

used for soup how do we know that

somebody in this house could have been

the gardener the butler or the cook took

a ladle and took the glove and framed

all we that's true don't know oh no have

the Fetchers been set up chat do you

have to practice your violin right now I

think they want us to go back to R and

tell him that the house is haunted so he

doesn't come here so what should we do

next I think we should find out where

the perpetrator is going to strike next

there's going to be another

strike Butler everybody button up sorry

I had to leave so quickly when the

lights went out I had to reset the fuse

box in the

basement um okay I hope you had a

relaxing evening oh yeah it's been very

relaxing I'm going to recommend it to

all my friends and relatives now it's

time for lights

out thank you bedtime all I guess we'll

solve this in the morning yeah we should

sleep on this just guess but I'm

actually a little afraid to sleep here

safely wait you're expecting my Fetchers

to sleep here tonight after what they've

been through today are you out of your

mind are you out of your

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mind oh there's no way anybody's going

to get sleep

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the following morning okay you guys last

night I realized we should probably look

at the fourth part of the story that the

butler told us remember Maximillian

comes to this room and lies next to his

owner's desk that's right in the morning

he headed straight to the study to spend

the day next to the desk of his owner so

that would mean that the fourth haunting

would probably take place right here

right we're going to have to set a trap

guys and if we're going to set a trap

we're going to I set it here ah they

want to set a trap and Corner this

creep oh cool it's like

balloons but hey guys look it's like a

box like with door alarm stuff and um I

think this is helium helium to fill up

the buets oh we can make like a Flo a

floating ghost a a white tablecloth

maybe like this net stuff too gra them

right let's go okay let's go so door

alarms a ghost made from balloons and a

net oh the right ingredients to bag us

the bad guy I guess we could use this to

make an alarm so definitely let's check

opens the door yeah it'll set off like a

an alarm but it looks like it needs a

power source cuz ofes I think we should

create a circuit which is basically

batteries and the alarm and we just

connect them con them so you're trying

to complete a circuit to make the

electricity flow the electricity can

only flow through a circuit if it the

circuit is closed and that can only

happen when all all the wires are

connected all right the two different

types of wires we have the red wire and

the black wire do you want to have the

red wires be connected permanently and

then we'll have these two connecta I

think we need a wider Target yeah we

could have like aluminum foil a square

of aluminum foil on this side okay

what's the aluminum foil for oh so

aluminum foil can conduct electricity so

it can be part of the circuit too and

then we can have this wire connected to

the back of the aluminum foil so that

when this touches it door is opened and

hits the aluminum foil it will complete

the circuit exactly and make this go so

when that alarm goes off it'll scare the

soup out of whoever's been doing

this chat do you have to hang up your

laundry now let's catch the bad guys

meanwhile Jay Ruby and Mark are going to

set up a neck all right all right let's

hoist it up all

right okay you all set so we should

probably tie Just Wind this around here

all right now let's just tape it to the

door and we're done yeah now the wire is

touching the aluminum foil so electricy

will and when the other wire touches

it'll be a closed circuit all right guys

let's test this here we go here's the

test yes it works all right I'm going to

now fill these Balloons with the helium

to make a ghost okay let's go over our

plan all right we have the string that

goes up and around to hold up the net so

that when the door opens whoever is

behind it will break this string and the

net will fall on top of them and will

have caught them sounds good okay the

net is set now we just wait and see who

trips the

Trap h no sign of the gardener cutting

the grass and no sign of the cook in the

kitchen and that Busy Body Butler is

nowhere to be found

either someone's coming in the

door creepers it's the butler what's he

up to

G another ghost oh he's trying to get

away stop

him into the net got

him it was the butler it was you yes it

was me I want to scare you like I've

scared every roughman who tried to move

into this Manor so it was the butler who

planted the glove in the ladle how dare

you but why why why I like being the

boss to this house this guy's been

bossing us around for years he was too

cheap to let me buy gardening shears so

I had to make do with these nail

clippers and he made me cook soup every

night you mean you can cook more than

soup that's why we gave you those Clues

and I would have gotten away with it too

if it weren't for you kids and that

meddling game show host dog that's me

you can go back and tell Mr Ruffman that

Ruffman Manor is ready for him to move

in let's get back to OG guys great job

fers come on back oh and Butler you're

fired thanks let's welcome back our

Ghostbusters Jay Shrea Emmy Mark Ruby

come on in guys

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Ghostbusters so should we do the tri

onal okay Brave Fetchers forgetting the

bad guy it was

buler and spending the night in a place

that I was admittedly too chicken to

spend the night in a big jaw crunching

ball of 80 points

nice but is that all the points a dog

can

give what time is it bonus Point today's

10 bonus points go to the fetcher who

demonstrated leadership and a cool head

when the lights were knocked out during

the thunderstorm why don't we like split

them into groups par with 90 points

you're today's winner

yeah now Marco I have here two ghostly

bowls of kibble under one scary bowl of

kibble there's a prize so good it's

spooky under the other there's something

almost as good as a bag of old cheese so

which will it be spooky kibble a or

spooky kibble

B B B B I'm going with b b it is well

then you look at the entrance of the

dogghouse you will find your prize go

get it okay got a little cobweb action

here like is that a pumpkin with your

face on it yes it is shya that has my

face on it it is an awesome prize you

picked a good one we need a 360 view

okay 3 VI some

twirling ladies and gentlemen that

brings us to the end of us spooky

episode of Fetch with Ruff Ruff bin

later

Fetchers bye guys thanks for your

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help well this is it guys say goodbye to

the dogghouse r man Manor here we come

will I miss this place well it was a

sight of my first moments on television

and there were all those Happy Times

hosting lobsters bugs

turkeys I can't do it there's too many

memories here to leave and you know what

Chad I think those trick-or-treaters

like the smelly cheese after all oh well

or maybe

not hey you want to learn more about

making a fake ghost let's dig a Little

Deeper all you need is a box a little

ghost model a light source and a clear

piece of glass set at an angle point the

light at the fake ghost so the light

bounces off it and through the angled

glass you'll see some of the ghost's

reflection but you'll also be able to

see through the glass too giving it that

creepy see-through effect

spooky and if you want to dig even

deeper go to pbskidsgo.org

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okay one last thing not only do I host

my own television show but I have a

fantastic website too check it out it's

more fun than turning round and round in

circles before a nap pbskidsgo.org

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[Applause]

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