03x14 - One Word Answers

[bunniefuu]

- And if I see the police, both of y'all -- is dead.

- WOMAN: Previously on "Sistas"--

- The bank foreclosed on it three months ago

so they're eager to get it off the books.

- I think I wanna put an offer on it.

- Oh. - Yeah.

He actually gave me the money.

- What are you doing here?

- Looking for Fatima.

- So why are you behind her desk?

- Sorry, I didn't know anyone was here.

- What'd you say?

- Oh, sh*t.

- Damn. - Hi.

- I think I'm gonna go. - Hmm-mm, wait, Sabrina.

- You're Sabrina?

I've heard so much about you.

- Uh-uh, no, Becky.

You don't get to talk.

- I'm Peggy. - You're Becky.

All of you are Becky.

- Did I say something wrong?

- Yes, you did say something wrong.

By speaking at all.

And go put them dangly things up.

- Oh, sure. I'm sorry.

- Uh, huh-uh!

- Um, Sabrina.

Please, just let me explain.

- You gonna explain with your -- out?

- Shut up, Maurice.

- Is that my barbeque sauce?

It's hickory.

Dickory. Dock.

- Shut up!

- I'm fine to suck some-- - Stop it!

Maur--Sabrina, please, just--

just give me a chance to explain.

I promise to you, I can-- I can make sense of all this.

- Your -- is all you can explain.

- Shut up! - It's pretty.

- Let me--just stay right there. I'ma go get some--

- I'm gonna go.

- She gone now, Calvin!

- Sabrina, wait!

-- ! - Huh-uh.

What is going on?

- Maurice.

What the hell was she doin' here?

- She was bringing me home.

- What are you doing here?

It's the middle of the day.

- It's the middle of my home.

And why are you so angry?

- Look, we just made up.

- Did you? - Yes!

- Well then, why are you in here with her?

- Look, she doesn't wanna commit to me,

so I didn't do anything wrong.

- By the way Sabrina was lookin',

you've done everything wrong.

- sh*t!

- You may as well come finish up with me,

back in the parlor.

- Look, man, I'm not playin' with you right now.

- I'm tryin' to play with it.

- You know what? I can't with you.

- I think it's a sensible size, I don't care what nobody say.

- FEMALE SINGER: ♪ My girls hold me down

♪ Them boys mess around

♪ My love life is a headache

♪ We goin' out tonight

♪ 'Cause I'm looking for love ♪

- Brina? - Sweety, it's us.

She ain't here yet.

- Where is she?

- She's on her way.

- That ain't tellin' us where she is.

- Sorry, my lady, she's dropping off Maurice.

Is that better?

- That's crazy.

- Yeah, he's, uh, feeling really, really terrible,

because apparently it was some guy he took home

from the club, to his house.

- KAREN: Wow. - All this stuff, yeah.

- Well, yeah, he should feel bad.

- [coughs] Excuse me? [speaks Spanish]

- Did you forget about little JJ?

- Mm-hmm. - Okay, don't even, come on.

- If I recall, he robbed a liquor store

on the first date? - Yes, he did.

- I ain't know he was doin' that though.

I ain't know.

- Your a*s was sittin' in the car

and you told him to bring ya back a candy bar.

- Yes, if I'm not mistaken, robbin' a liquor store

is the same charges as--

- Robbin' a bank. - Thank you.

- Okay. - Robbin' a bank.

Are y'all sure she's okay?

- Yeah, I mean she seemed fine. - Hmm, okay.

- Anyway...

she don't never have nothin' to drink in here.

What is goin' on? - Mm-hmm,

and if she does, it's always cheap sh*t.

- Girl, you gotta do better.

- Well, until she does.

- Oh.

- You can always count on me. - Aw, look at this.

- Are you still stealing these people's liquor?

- Andi, I've told you, that's impossible.

- I'm goin' for glasses, wha-- - Oh, lemme get it.

- Oh, you bougie b*tches need glasses?

- Absolutely. - You got a glass.

- I mean, I got here first.

- Whatever, I would prefer a better glass but...

that's neither here nor there.

Why-- - Go easy, go easy.

- I'll just do a little bit today.

- Yeah.

- Stolen liquor tastes so much better.

- It's not stolen.

See, the French share wine all day.

- Okay, well, in America, where we are,

it is, and we don't.

- Who told you that?

- Here we are.

Judging the liquor again. The free liquor.

- Okay, you know-- - Given freely.

Freely, you received. - You're right.

I'ma drink it. I'm just gonna drink it.

- Only you b*tches will complain about free.

- It is free.

One day, they gonna take yo a*s to jail, Danni.

- Over little liquor bottles?

Yo a*s gonna be with me.

Accomplices.

- Well, in that case, let me drink up.

- Right. - [laughs]

- Mmm. - Mmm.

- Yep. - Thank God.

- Mm-hmm, so much better.

- Mm, what in the?

- Aw, the baby's mad.

- You okay?

- The better question is,

y--you, uh, you hanging in?

You need something?

- No.

- Are you sure?

- Yeah, I'm fine.

- This doesn't look fine.

I mean the dress is-- - The outfit is.

- Everything is, I mean I live--

- Yeah, okay, thank you. I'm good.

- Okay.

- [sighs] What are you guys doin' here?

- I told them about the bank. - Mm-hmm.

- I told you I was fine. - I know, but--

- We're your girls and we're here.

- You knew we were comin'.

- Yeah, thank you. - Mm-hmm.

- But I'm good.

- Yeah, well we wanted to see for ourselves.

- And I appreciate it. - Oh, we love you.

- We do. - We do, we do, we do.

- Oh, I love you guys too.

- Can you imagine if somebody shot you today?

- Aw, thank you guys. But I am good.

Thank you for checking on me. I love you guys.

Thank you, guys, I love you all.

That?

- Oh, straight from flight -.

- Yeah, I need that. Nope, bottle's fine.

- Oh. - Oh, out of the bottle?

- It's okay. - Okay.

- I'll take the garbage. - Mm-hmm.

- You drink up, baby. But you know,

you need to get some decent alcohol up in here.

- You're an adult. - Yeah.

- You're a full-grown adult. - Yeah, so...

- Yeah, well, Calvin drank it all.

- Was he here? - Was he here?

- Is he back in the picture? - Did he ever leave?

- True. - I'll just sip to that.

- He was. - Okay?

- Until I dropped Maurice off at home.

- Mm-hmm?

- Then I saw him walking outta his room...

with a naked woman. - Oh.

- No. - I'll sit down for this.

- What? - This is good.

- I'm just--

- When? - Now, just-

- Is that why you came stompin' in here all mad?

- Didn't y'all just-- and I mean--

- Have sex and make up. - No.

- Yeah, that.

- What'd he have to say for himself, huh?

- I didn't even stick around long enough to listen to him.

- sh*t, Brina, I'm sorry.

- I just need a drink. Can I have another bottle?

- Yeah, I'm your girl. - Give us the goods.

- You need to leave that man alone.

- I know, I know, you're right. Let's just change the subject.

I'm over talkin' about him. I'm so over it.

- Oh.

- Yes. - No.

- Give it to me, give it to me.

I'm pretty sure you brought him up.

- You're right. But I'm changin' that subject.

Let's move on. - All right, done.

- I'm done. - Okay, well--

- So, um, what happened at the bank?

- Uh, so Maurice met this guy at the club.

They were hookin' up. - Yeah, yeah, yeah,

we know all that, next.

- Oh yeah, long story short, basically Maurice--

the guy that he was hooking up with

held him at gunpoint.

Came to our job.

Waited for me, so I could open the safe.

But I called my manager, gave him the secret badge number.

The police came and they ran away.

- Oh, gosh. - Okay, so...

that means they still out there?

- Damn. - Yeah, I think he had

like two or three accomplices though.

- Oh, my gosh. - Oh my God.

- Damn, Maurice.

- It's not on him, honestly.

- I don't know. - Ladies.

- Hard not. - Ladies, I know, I know.

But you guys don't know Maurice like I do.

Just--just drop it.

- Okay. - Okay.

- All right, but-- - He's been through a lot so...

- I do wanna talk about it-- - Yeah.

- Karen, let's talk about you and Aaron.

Aaron proposing to Karen.

Karen and Aaron in the tree. Yeah.

- Uh, what? - You're not even drunk yet.

- I know, I just wanted to change the subject.

- What? - What?

- [laughs]

- He did.

- And what did you say?

- I said no. - Oh.

- Really, Karen? She said no, because Zac came in--

- Okay, Brina-- - --with a big fat check.

And he just dropped it like this.

- Brina, what are you doin'? Do you know how this works?

That's not how you do this. - I'm sorry, I had a bad day.

- I told y'all. She a side sn*per.

She get mad and she...

- Well, you know, to be fair that is a lot of money.

- A lot. - Lemme ask you this.

Are you still feeling Zac like that?

I don't hear anything, do y'all hear anything?

- Come on, Karen. - 'Cause I don't hear anything.

- $,, right. - She wanted to talk though.

- Look, look. - Okay.

- We got history, okay?

Can't just wipe that away, is all I said.

- sh*t, she still feelin' our boy.

- Look, no, I just-- I been thinkin' about him...

a lot lately.

- While you're with the preacher man?

- Danni.

- No, I'm serious now. They got holy eyes.

They can see things a far off.

- We gonna wait and see, okay, that's all.

- And to see what? What you gonna do with Zac?

- No, Danni, no. - Yes, Karen.

- Oh my God. - Don't worry about it.

- It's not gonna happen.

- Yes, Karen. - It ain't gonna happen,

okay, no.

- All right, yeah, it is. Can I get a amen,

can I get a witness, can we touch and agree?

- Amen, touched. - [laughs]

- Why are you bein' so quiet? Hmm?

Why you bein' so-- - No reason,

these apples look so fresh. - You don't even like apples.

- Andi, you know something. - They're fresh apples.

Fresh fruit. - You know something.

- I don't know anything, actually.

- b*tch.

Andi, are Zac and Fatima together?

- What? - Answer us, Andi.

- How am I supposed to know that?

I don't know. - You really don't know?

- No.

- Ain't you her girl or somethin'? Don't y'all--

- I am her boss. Not her girl.

- Her boss, that brings her around

sayin' she cool though, right?

- I shouldn't even be talking about this.

This has nothing to do with me.

- You're tight-lipped for a reason.

- No, if there was somethin' I should know,

I know she would tell me.

Right, Andi? - Right.

- That's some bullshit, Andi.

Bullshit. - [knocking on door]

- Who is it?

- CALVIN: It's Calvin.

- Ooh. - sh*t.

- It's gonna be good.

We'll pick this up later. - Should--should I get it?

- Yeah, go get it. - There's nothing to pick up.

- Okay. - [clears throat]

- Hi. - Hello.

- Um, I didn't know you had company.

- We're not company.

- We're family. - Exactly.

- Well, I can just come back.

- Oh, no, no, no, come, come.

- Mm-hmm, bring that sweet a*s right on in here.

- Danni.

- Um, Sabrina, you think we can talk alone?

- No. - Hmm-mm.

- Okay, um, I'm pretty sure she told you.

- Told us what?

- That I had a lady friend over.

- Mm, a lady friend? - Yes.

- Go on.

- And well, how much did she tell you?

- Everything. - Mm-hmm.

- Okay, so we're workin' on us--

- And so naturally, workin' on us, you decided

to have another chick. - Naturally.

- Naturally. - Of course.

- Sabrina, I felt like

we weren't committed, and you know that.

- Don't talk to her. - Exactly, you talk to us.

- Okay, um, well, if you know all this,

you know that Sabrina doesn't wanna commit to me because of--

- It's the panties. It's the panties.

I'm telling you now, it's the panties.

- She did tell you everything. - The vibrator too.

- Damn, Danni, shh, shh, shh.

Let the man speak. - He likes it, right?

There's no shame in that, right? - Danni.

- You know what, Danni? I do like it.

I do, with me and my woman, privately.

- And allegedly--this alleged woman you were with,

was that who you were enjoying it with this afternoon?

Hmm, hmm? The cute little bucko.

Isn't that precious? - Look, I'm not doin' this.

- Ooh, it's gettin' a little attitude.

- You know what Danni, -- you.

- Hold on a minute. Wait a second.

- No, no, no, I'm sick of you and your bullshit.

Look, Sabrina, you know me.

You know I've never lied to you.

You know how I feel about our situation.

We're not committed and you know that.

So, I'm gonna see whoever I wanna see.

You wanna keep lettin' your--

- Oh, watch out there. - No, no, no.

- Listen, you need to watch your damn mouth.

- Let him say it, let him say it.

Go ahead, speak.

- --friends tell you who I am when you already know who I am.

Then that's on you.

Now, I'm going to my apartment.

And I'm gonna cook dinner.

I expect to see you there at o'clock.

Maybe we can sit down and talk like adults

instead of having these-- - Listen, now you pushin' it.

- --mouthpieces speak for you.

- Mouthpieces?

The audacity.

- [door closes]

- He ain't even gonna say bye? He just gonna walk out?

- He called us mouthpieces.

We're very quiet.

- Damn, girl. - Mm-hmm.

- I see why you like him.

To be honest, I'm turned on right now.

- Yeah, it was almost hot. - That was nice, that was nice.

It was nice. - Yeah, Danni.

- So, are you gonna go to dinner with this man?

- Right? - No.

- sh*t, she goin'. - [phone vibrating]

- You better use that anger.

Oh, oh, hold on!

- ANDI: I'll go to dinner with him.

- Hello? - Oh I'm sorry.

I was jokin', that was a joke.

- Oh yeah, I'm on my way.

Okay, yeah, I'd like to see you too.

Okay. Yep. Gotta go.

Hittin' that dusty trail.

Haven't seen Rodeo in a while.

That'll be nice.

- Good for you.

Good for you. - I know, right.

- I'm gonna, um, go talk to Gary.

- And I'm headed to the Old Town Road.

- I'm gonna go call Zac.

- You are?

- Yes, I wanna talk to him. - Mm.

- I'ma call him and tell him to come over, so I can talk to him.

Is there a problem with that?

- Not a problem with us.

Nope, no problem here. - Andi.

- Karen.

- What are you not telling me?

- I told you that I'm not in the middle of this.

That's, there's nothing I'm not telling you.

I'm not--I'm just not saying anything.

- You're actually saying a lot right now.

- By the way, what's goin' on with Gary's wife?

- I'm going to handle it, as I said previously

in our conversation together. - A while back, yep.

- I'm going to handle it.

There is nothing for you all to worry about.

And it's his ex-wife.

You should actually be worried about panty-man,

that's your focus. This is my business,

and I'll make sure you're taken care of.

Okay?

- Okay, stepmom. - sh*t.

- So, I mean, are you gonna go see him?

- No, I told you I'm not goin' anymore.

- Girl, don't-- - Why is she lyin'?

- Don't waste that rage.

- She know she goin'. I'm leaving.

- That's good stuff. - It's the lies for me.

- It's the lies. - It is, it's that.

- That's the Old Town Road. - Yeah, work those cobwebs.

- I'm gettin' regular, you're not gettin' regular.

And he gettin' regular.

- I need another drink. I need a drink.

- ♪

- Hey, you're here.

- Hey.

- How are you? - I'm good.

- I'm glad you called.

- I almost didn't.

- And why not?

- 'Cause I wasn't sure if you wanted to see me or not.

- I want to see you.

Just not-- - Every day.

- Yeah, you got it.

- Well, how was your day?

- It's work. How was yours?

- It was fine.

- What did ya do? - I worked.

- That's it? - That's it.

- Um...you wanna cook?

- No, I don't really feel like it.

- Okay, so you just came to talk.

- No, I came to see you.

- Well, you're lookin' at me. - Yeah.

- Um, I can cook somethin'. - Sure.

- All right, I got, uh...

Oh, how's your cousin?

- Good.

- You like stayin' there?

- It'll do for now.

- DANNI: All right, let's see.

I got chicken or steak.

The steaks are meh.

- Whatever you want.

- DANNI: Okay, Preston.

What is it, huh?

- What do you mean?

- You're givin' me these one-word answers,

what--what's--

- I don't know what to say.

- What do you mean?

- I mean, you don't like talkin' about my job...

Or my family.

You don't like my music,

I literally don't know what to say.

- Then, why'd you come here?

- I came to -- .

- Scusi?

- Yeah, I mean, that's what we got in common.

- You're serious. Oh my, okay.

Okay.

- I mean, if we don't have anything to talk about

then we might as well do that.

- Well, that's gonna be a no from me, big dog.

- What? - Yeah, gonna have to pass

on that. - You started this.

You know, I got to my cousin's

and I asked myself: what do we have in common?

I mean, damn. If I could figure that out--

- Mm-hmm.

- I mean, you don't like cows. - No.

- So, what are we doing?

- That's a good question, Preston.

- We're -- , okay. That's what we're doing.

So, we might as well do that, right?

I mean, that's what we got in common.

Right?

- Preston. - What?

- I don't like this. - Why not?

- You know, it's not exactly romantic.

It's rude actually. Disrespectful.

- Okay, so, what do you want?

Romancin' and -- ?

- Why does he keep saying this to me?

- I wanna beat that -- up like a box.

- You been listenin' to my music, I get it.

- And you haven't been listenin' to mine.

- No.

- So, come on, let me snatch that coochie girl.

Pop that WAP.

- Preston, this is not funny.

At all.

- No, I mean, we tryin' to talk about

what we have in common right?

- Okay, I get it.

You made your point.

- What's my point?

- That we... have more things in common.

We can talk, figure them out.

- You know, that would be easy, Danni,

if you would just open up.

- What would've been easy, if you came here

and just said that, instead of did all this.

- You don't trust anybody, Danni, why?

- It's the way I grew up, Preston.

- Exactly.

I know nothing about the way you grew up.

- You could ask.

- So, let's sit here and talk

about your life and your past.

Your childhood and mine.

And if we don't have anything in common,

then we're gonna go over there and do what we do.

- Ha, you know what? I'm kinda hungry.

- Danni, sit down.

- It's--you know, it's the tone.

I'm missin' some magic words.

I can't--I don't think-- - Please.

Can we talk?

- You know, this is not exactly how you get a girl to open up.

Feels like a interrogation.

- Well. - Inquisition.

- Call it what you want.

I don't even know what an inquisition is.

Or how to spell it.

- SINGER: ♪ He didn't deserve to taste me ♪

♪ Usually, I'm not the one for regrets ♪

♪ But I done lost all of my respect for him ♪

♪ That's why I stopped texting ♪

♪ I wanna progress with you

- Hi.

So, we're just not gonna talk?

- What? - Nothing.

- What, Andi?

- So, we what? sleep under the same roof,

And we don't say words to each other?

- Just for a few more nights.

- What does that mean?

- I bought a place.

I'm just waitin' on it to get painted.

- Were you goin' to talk to me about that?

- Nope.

- So, I was gonna come home and you would've

been moved out and...

you wouldn't have told me anything?

- Yep.

- Okay, be an as*h*le.

- You know I'm not gonna do the name calling.

- You are an as*h*le.

- I didn't believe my therapist.

But I do now.

- Let me tell you somethin' about your therapist.

- Okay, look, Andi, I'm tired.

- That's cool, you can sit there and listen.

I'm a woman.

I know women.

And I know good therapists when I see them.

And this one is a quack.

Any woman that will bring another woman

into your fiancé's bed and not tell them,

wants to have sex with you, Gary.

And any woman who's supposed to be fixing problems

and instead, is encouraging you to leave

wants to have sex with you.

- Are you done? - For now.

- She said you would say all that.

- Of course she did.

- And if you would just sit down and talk with her.

- I'm not gonna sit down and talk to her

because she's crazy. Cuckoo.

- You don't even know her.

You don't know her. She's--she's good.

- Gary, how would you know what good is?

- So, you're insulting me, Andi?

- You know what she's gonna say next?

Is that I'm not good for you.

That this is over and that you should move on.

Don't you see what she's doing?

- She's already said all that.

- You know what? Fine.

Go be what she wants you to be.

The sooner you leave, the better.

- Andi, I can make that quicker.

- That would be helpful, actually.

Leave, um, my key on the table, over there.

And I'll get the locks changed again.

- Okay, well this time, Andi, when I leave,

I'm not coming back.

- That would be helpful.

- You're just gonna be this cold, huh?

- You make me that way.

- [door closes]

- ♪

- Hey.

- Damn.

- I see you left the suit on.

- I see you took the dress off.

- Yeah, I thought you might like this better.

- Yeah, you thought right.

- And you can still take this off so...

- Oh, I'm all over that.

These are for you.

- Damn, really? - Yes.

- These are beautiful.

- Well, you make them look way better.

- Is that so? - Yes.

Guess what? - What?

- I got the house.

- They accepted the offer? - Yes, they did.

Yes, they did. - That's great.

- Yes, yes, yes. - Okay.

- So, I move in soon.

- Are you serious? - Yes.

And I'm gonna need you to help me decorate.

- I can do that.

- And buy a bed. - I can do that.

- And move in with me.

- Oh, what? - Don't do that. Don't do that.

Come on, my whole life,

people been takin' care of me.

And I wanna take care of you.

- Zac.

- It's just been amazing being with you.

And I gotta keep my good luck charm

next to me at all times. - Okay.

- You know things have been lookin' up

since we been together, so...

- I have been pretty happy since I met you, so...

- You're welcome. - Thank you.

- And you're welcome. - I know.

- BOTH: [laughing]

- Well look...

you look great. - Thank you.

- Yes, and I appreciate you.

- Oh really? - Yes.

- Okay. - Do you appreciate me?

- Mm-hmm. - You gonna show me?

- Mm-hmm. - When?

- Now. - Right now?

- Mm-hmm, gonna take this off.

- Yeah? - Yeah.

- One question. - What?

- Can we go in the shower?

- You ain't messin' up this hair.

- All right, so, we can go in the bed then.

- Recognize this. Okay. - Yes.

- Hey, Zac, it's good to know

that you ain't blockin' me no more.

Um, I wanna see you.

Can you come by?

Call me, bye.

- [knock on door]

- Who is it?

- AARON: Aaron.

- Hey. - Hey.

- How are you?

- I'm good, how you doin'?

- I'm good.

- Yeah, brought Chinese.

- Okay. okay.

Chinese.

- Yeah. What?

- Nothin', nothin'.

- You forgot.

- Oh, today's Wednesday. - Yeah.

- Oh, I'm sorry.

- Naw, it's all good.

Do--do you want me to leave? - No, no.

- Were you gonna have company over or--

- No, nobody's here, nobody's here.

- No? - No.

- Okay, what's with the candles and the, um--

- The what?

- That's a nice dress. - Oh.

I was at Brina's with the girls and I just--

I wanted to come home and, you know, Zen out.

- I see.

Well, I got Chinese. - Okay.

- Okay.

I got uh, the wonton soup that you like.

- Thank you. - Yeah, for sure.

How about, um-- how about a nice movie?

- Yeah, let's watch a movie. - Yeah?

- Mm-hmm. - Okay, your choice.

- No, it's okay, you can pick whatever, I don't.

- Okay, well, um...

You look beautiful.

- Thank you.

You look good too. - Do I?

- Yeah, and you smell great, so...

- Thank you, thank you.

Um, let me wash my hands real quick.

- Okay, yeah. You know where the bathroom is.

- Yeah, I do, I do. Yeah, I got you, all right.

- What the -- am I doing?

Oh, my God.

- b*tch, what is all this?

- Ah, ah, ah, don't touch that.

- You cooking? - Yeah, it's for Sabrina.

- She comin' over here? - Hmph, she better.

- What you mean "she better"?

- Just like I said, I told her to be here at o'clock.

- Mm.

She ain't comin' over here.

- Why?

- You saw how she was lookin' at you with Pecky.

- Her name is Peggy.

- Sabrina ain't comin' here.

- I bet she will.

- What makes you so sure? You got the magic stick?

- No, I got the--

- What you got, sis?

- Never mind. Look, she's comin'.

- Mm-hmm, what time you say she was comin'?

- o'clock.

- Oh well, it's five past that.

- Look, she'll be here.

- [knock on door]

- Just what I thought.

[laughs]

- Come in!

- Oh, hello.

- Come on, girl, I'm over here.

- Girl, heard about what happened.

- I'm fine.

- You know, I did tell you about him.

- I'm fine.

- You sure?

- Yes.

- Okay, so what? He tried to rob you?

- I know it's all around the club.

- Yes, girl, this is-- it's everywhere.

- Okay, well there you have it.

- I'm sorry.

- I'm fine.

- Huh, well...

that smells good.

Did you cook for me?

- Child, never.

- Well, I want some.

- Oh, no, sir, no.

- Oh, okay.

- Yeah, he cookin' fish for fish.

- [laughs] Oh. Oh Calvin, you know,

I can be that if that's what you want me to be.

- He ain't bitin' child.

- Well, I came here to cheer you up.

Okay, we need to get you some Mexican.

- Where he at?

- Girl, the food.

- No, I think I'm just gonna stay here and be "depress-ed."

- Okay, well this-- this whole thing

you got goin' on, is gonna last for three minutes.

- b*tch, you don't know me.

- Yes, I do. I know there's a buffet tonight

and that I'm buying for you.

- Well, who am I to sit here and be all "depress-ed"?

Let me go take my hair down.

- Go on then.

- Come help me press it out.

- Okay, b*tch. Let's go.

- Or we could stay here and get some of this food.

'Cause Sabrina ain't never comin'.

- She's coming.

- Okay. Come on, b*tch.

- Bye, Calvin.

- SINGER: ♪ Tell me your exes are dead

- You know you're the first person

I ever told this to.

- I'm sorry you went through that.

- Yeah.

- I did too. - Right.

- Different worlds, but...

- But a lot of it's the same.

- Yeah, I'm gettin' that. - Right.

- All right, so the cow--

- No, no, Danni.

- Now, I wanna talk about cows.

- No, I'm not talking about the cows.

- This goes back to what you were talking about.

- Right, okay.

- The one you saved as a little boy.

- Exac--got you.

You know, I got my a*s beat for lettin' him out.

But it was my favorite. You know?

- So that's why you just love cows?

- I try not to get too attached, but they're livin' creatures.

- That you love and you have to send to a slaughterhouse.

- It's the family business.

- I get that.

- I'm glad you do.

- I was beginning to worry because all you could

talk about was cows, but you know what?

Let's look at our lives.

We have, a lo--enough in common.

- You see? - Mm-hmm.

But I will say I think the best part is still the sex.

It's still sex for me.

- Well-- - It's the sex for you.

- Yeah, that's-- that's a good one.

- You feel like, I don't know--

I don't know, maybe giving

maybe this one...

- Are you kidding me? Now you wanna -- ?

- Stop saying that. Why do you keep saying that?

- What?

- You didn't talk like that before.

- You want me to talk like that? - No, no.

- I think you do. - Hmm-mm.

- Come here girl, let me get in that thang.

- Okay, stop, see stop, that's--okay.

- Oh, ey, yeah, I'm wavin' that thang at you like eh.

- Who is this? Who are you?

Wha, wha, what's going on?

- No, Danni, I'm serious.

I'm about to switch this sh*t up on these hoes.

- Okay, you better stop with that hoe sh*t.

'Cause you came in treatin' me like a hoe.

- Then if you want me to stop, then you stop me.

- How? It's done, just tell me how.

- Put your WAP in my -- .

- Okay, it's not very WAPy right now.

'Cause I don't know what this is, you have to stop.

- Oh yeah, I think it is, you know.

I'm a certified freak.

- Shh, stop. Please. [laughs]

Can I have my old Preston back?

- Okay look, seriously,

Danni, I'm gonna go as far as I have to go...

to make you love me.

- You don't have to go that far.

- Well...

wherever I need to go, I will go.

- Wow, that was good.

- Yeah. - You okay?

- Yeah.

- Really, 'cause you-- you seem a little quiet.

- It's just...

- What? - Nothing.

- No, tell me.

- Nothing, it was good. It was good.

- Yeah, I thought so.

I thought so.

- A bit sad though.

- Why?

- Did you want me to watch this movie on purpose?

- What do you mean?

- I mean, a woman in love with two men.

- Uh, I--I didn't even think about that.

- Oh, you didn't think about it?

- No, I-- - She goes with the guy

that's not the ex-con, Aaron.

- Damn, no, I just...

- Come on.

- No, listen, listen, I swear I--I didn't think about it.

The movie got great reviews so...

- Okay, I see.

- I'm sorry, I...

- Nothin' to be sorry about.

- Are you okay?

- I'm fine.

- No, come on, tell me.

- Look, it's just been a long day

and I--I wanna get some sleep.

- Well get some sleep then.

- Yeah, I wanna get some sleep.

- I see.

- You see what?

- Uh, okay, I'll just go home then.

- Sorry.

- No, it's fine. You got--

honestly you got some things you need to work through so--

- You make it sound like I'm crazy or somethin'.

- No, I'm makin' it sound

like you got things you need to work through.

- And you don't?

- I'm sorry. - No, I'm sorry.

- No, there's nothing for you to be sorry about, Karen.

You'll figure it out.

- You know you're special, right?

- Nah, you just make me that way.

- Good night, Aaron.

- Good night.

- You should go.

- God, you taste so good.

- No, we should stop.

- I don't wanna stop, I wanna make love to you.

Right now.

- ♪

- I want you to -- me.

- What? - I don't want you

to make love to me, I want you to -- me, please.

- ♪

- Oh, yeah, oh, oh.

Oh yeah, Zac.

- WOMAN: Next on "Sistas"--

- What I gotta do to get him off your mind?

- Zac--Aaron.

- You need to call him. - I--I have.

- No, and you need to tell him how you feel.

- We playin' games, huh?

- I'm just followin' your lead.

- I just don't wanna be in the middle anymore.

- Well, you gonna at least tell me if she talkin about him.

- I'm gonna marry you one day.

- Zac, do you feel that we're movin' too fast?

- But y'all aren't committed.

- I know that.

- So then why are you mad, Bri?

- I'm headin' back to London tomorrow.

- Okay. - Are you into me?

- ♪

- ♪

- ♪