03x15 - Unknown Caller

[bunniefuu]

- You're Sabrina? I've heard so much about you.

- WOMAN: Previously on "Sistas"--

- We're not committed and you know that.

- I got the house.

- We have enough in common. - You see.

- The best part is still the sex.

- That's a good one.

- I bought a place,

just waitin' on it to get painted.

- Were you going to talk to me about that?

- Nope.

- I wanna make love to you.

- Oh yeah, Zac.

- I'm so sorry, oh my God, I'm so sorry.

- You're thinkin' about him right now?

- No, I, I don't--I don't think I'm thinkin' about him.

- Yo. - I'm--I'm sorry.

- Yo, what I gotta do to get him off your mind?

- Zac--Aaron, I'm--I'm sorry, I'm so sorry.

Oh my God.

- [sighs]

Tell me, what I gotta do?

- I don't--I don't--I...

I wish it was that simple.

- You need to call him. - I--I have.

- No, and you need to tell him how you feel.

- I tried to do that.

- Well, until you do, we...

- What? - We're gonna have issues,

Karen. - I know, I know.

- I mean, you calling me another dudes name,

you know what I mean? - I'm so--I'm--

I'm so sorry about that.

- Let me ask you something.

- Okay. - The other night,

when we were having sex,

I thought I vaguely heard you say his name then.

Did you?

- No.

- You sure?

- No.

- I hope you're being honest with me.

- Is that why you ran outta here like that?

- That's part of the reason.

- Well, what's the other part?

- I was feeling something that I--

that I never felt before.

I mean, it was deep, Karen.

It just washed over me.

I just--I just had to leave.

It was crazy.

- I'm sorry.

- So, you were thinkin' about him the whole time?

- No, no. Not the whole time.

- [sighs]

Is he that much better than me?

- Okay, don't do that-- - No.

- --because it's not even about that.

- Just tell me. - Aaron, you're amazing.

- But not better than him.

- We had three years, it's just--it's a little different.

- You know what?

You really gotta talk to him. - I know, I...

know that.

- Look, you know I'm all in.

All right? I'm all in.

But I can't compete with you putting this other dude

on a pedestal like that.

- I'm not puttin' him on a pedestal.

- Yes, you are.

You're remembering all the good times

and you're completely ignoring everything.

Everything that led to you breaking up in the first place.

- I know.

- I'm gonna go. - No, don't.

- It's clear you don't want me here, right?

You want Zac, so call him.

- He ain't talkin' to me.

- Make him talk to you.

Get him to see how you feel, get everything off of you chest.

Do what you gotta do to get this off you.

Don't call me until you do.

I'll see you later. - Aaron.

- [door closes]

- -- .

sh*t.

- FEMALE SINGER: ♪ My girls hold me down

♪ Them boys mess around

♪ My love life is a headache

♪ We goin' out tonight

♪ Cause I'm lookin' for love ♪

- SINGER: ♪ You can have it if you want it ♪

♪ You already know, you been waitin' on my love ♪

♪ Since a week

- Preston, Preston. - Yeah.

- Oh, I thought you were gone.

- Naw, not yet.

- You're up early.

- Mm, I gotta get to work.

- Damn. - Don't you have to get up soon?

- Yeah, but, come back.

- As tempting as that is, no. - Oh, my God.

No? Why not? Huh?

- How am I gonna make a livin'?

- We've had this conversation.

- I have to get to those cows.

- You got a heifer right here.

- Oh now, that heifer's my favorite.

- [Danni laughs] - But you know me.

I'm just gonna keep talkin' about the farm.

We know how much you hate that, right?

- Fine. Fine.

Go on.

- Okay, so I'll see you this weekend, right?

- Why this weekend?

- Because you don't wanna see me every day.

- Damn...Preston.

- What? - We playin' games, huh?

- No, we're not. I'm just givin' you your space.

- Really?

- Yeah, and I kinda like havin' some myself.

- Really?

- Yeah, I'm gonna look into gettin' a place of my own.

- Oh, okay.

- Somewhere between here and work.

So, I don't have to drive so far.

- I'm just-- - What is it?

- Nothin', I just want you to come back to me.

Are you hurt by all this?

Hmm?

- Not at all.

- Are you sure? Because you're actin' strange.

- No, I'm not actin' strange. Y'know, I'm just--

I'm followin' your lead.

- Okay. - Now, get up and go to work.

- I will. - Call me later?

- Mm-hmm. - All right.

- Say hi to the cows for me.

- Danni, don't do that. - Do you like it?

- Just a little.

- SINGER: ♪ You can have it if you want it ♪

♪ You already know

♪ You been waitin' on my love

♪ Since a week ago

♪ Baby I could blow your mind

♪ But you never show

♪ You never show ♪

- That Calvin has lost his damn mind.

Well damn. - What?

- Child, you slept a long time.

- Sorry, I was tired.

- Well next time, you goin' your a*s home.

- Oh, you know what?

You, uh, really didn't seem to mind sleeping with me.

- Child, I rather woulda been in there with a man.

- Okay, so you need--just--

I'm your friend, okay,

and I was--I was here for you, so...

- We was in there sleepin' and that's all we can do.

- Okay, you know what,

well, now would be a great time to say

maybe thank you.

- Thank you, h*. - You know I love you, b*tch.

- I know, I love me too.

- And you're welcome.

- Okay, thank you

for taking me to dinner and makin' me feel better.

I really appreciate it.

- You're welcome.

- Now go home. - Okay, um...

You coming to the club? - Hmm-mm.

I've been through so much,

I can't deal with all of my tens of fans.

- [laughs]

Okay, all right.

Well, see ya later. - Bye.

- Wait a second.

Did he, uh, just leave that out all--

- Child, yeah, he want me to have ratses and roacheses.

- Yeah, ugh, I guess she didn't come, huh?

- Looks like she didn't.

- Well, you get to deal with it now, byeee.

- I will, byeee.

Calvin, wake yo a*s up, I need to speak with you!

Nasty mother -- .

- What do you want? I have a headache.

- Why would you leave all this sh*t out?

- My bad, man, I got drunk last night and--

- And why do you have on the same damn clothes

you had on yesterday? And shoes?

- As I said, I got drunk last night.

- Look, a lady like me

cannot share the same area with ratses and roaches.

- What are you sayin', Maurice? - Rats and roacheses, b*tch.

It's the French way.

- Look, I'll clean it up. I'm sorry.

- No, don't be sorry. Just clean that sh*t up.

Wait, that chicken still good?

- Maurice. - Fine, throw it out.

- I don't know why she's mad at me for.

- You in there with Becky.

- Her name is Peggy.

And besides, she doesn't wanna commit.

So, she's the one sayin' that we're takin' our time.

- I'm sure she didn't think takin' our time meanin'

you dippin' your -- in almond milk.

- You know what? Women.

You know, sometimes, I wish I was g*y.

- Do you? Do you now?

- Yeah, women are crazy.

- How bad, do you wish that you were g*y?

- Y'all don't get crazy like women do.

- Child, I don't know where you been.

But there is crazy in every walk of life.

Don't generalize.

- I'm not generalizing, I'm just sayin'.

- And don't wish you was g*y.

'Cause I'd turn your a*s on.

- Maurice.

- What?

- You do know that you can't turn a straight man g*y?

Just like you can't turn a g*y man straight.

You know that right? - Yes, yes.

But I will have you chasin' this a*s

like it was from Africa,

from Africa, from Africa, Africa, Africa, from Africa.

- Stop it, stop it, you're gon-- I'm already drunk.

- [incoherent screaming]

- Stop, I have a splitting headache

and you're gonna make me sick with--what is that?

- From Africa, from Africa, from Africa, from Africa.

- Didn't you get enough from old boy, last night?

- Child, please...

That was my white girlfriend, Paula.

We didn't do nothin' but braid each other's hair.

- But your--

You know what.

I gotta get to work.

- It's amazing, Calvin, how you always got to get to work.

Where do you work? I ain't never seen it.

- Bye, Maurice.

- Let me find out you selling a*s and ain't sayin' nothin'.

Take a h* bath before you go, h*.

- Hey, girl. - Hey.

- You have clients.

- Oh, hey, I'll be right with you is second, okay?

Here, take these. - Oh, miss thing,

for somebody worried about business,

you sure ain't runnin' to the work.

- Can you not, Pam? Not today.

- Ew, okay, fine.

- ♪

- Hey, Zac, um,

I called you last night

and, um...

look, I really need to talk to you,

so if you could just call me back.

You know, it ain't like me to keep callin' so...

just call me.

[sighs]

- You callin' Zac? - Pam.

- What? I heard you call him.

- Is there a man that you can call?

- Oh, plenty.

- Well, do that then. - Done that.

'Cause I need one of them

to raise me up outta that apartment, honey.

- Well, maybe--maybe if you

wasn't in everybody else's business,

you could get yourself out.

- Oh, I'm not in your business.

- You know I'm callin' Zac.

- Oh, that's 'cause I know you're still in love with him.

- Pam. - What?

You might as well go for it, 'cause that preacher

can't tame-- - Tame what?

- Girl, when you and Zac got together,

we all felt the heat.

- Can you go do some work, Pam?

- Oh, okay, and can you go take care of that client?

I know Zac broke it off but you still need them ends.

- Okay, bye, Pam, let's go. Come on.

- Bye, you know you love me. - Mm-hmm.

[sighs]

Hey, Zac, look, I'm at the salon all day.

Just stop by, okay? I'm not gonna keep callin' you.

It's Karen, but you knew that.

- [phone beeps] - [sighs]

- ♪

- Zac? - Yeah.

- Your phone's ringin'.

- [phone ringing]

- No. - You're not gonna answer it?

- That's a unknown number. - Okay, I gotta go.

- Where you goin'? - Work, I'm already late.

- And who's fault is that?

- Mine. - Exactly.

- Yeah, 'cause you can't keep your hands off of me.

- No, I can't.

I'm gonna marry you one day.

- Is that supposed to impress me?

- Absolutely. I'm a catch.

- Oh really? - Don't play yourself.

- Oh. - Don't drop the bag, okay?

- I like all this newfound confidence you got going.

- You see me right? - Uh-huh.

- It's just me being me. - Yeah.

You didn't have that when you was on a bike.

- The bike you still owe me for. I ain't get over that.

- Oh, I paid you,

and I paid you well for that bike, so...

- When you pay me for my bike?

- When did I pay you? - Yes.

- You know what I'm talking about.

- What?

- You know what I'm talkin' about, yeah.

- Oh that, yeah, okay.

Okay, I mean, if that's how you makin' payments.

I guess you payin' me for a bike, a car.

- Mm-hmm. - A house, a plane.

- Yeah, and speaking of house.

- You ain't gotta say it,

I'm just waitin' for the townhouse to close.

- Okay. - Okay?

- Great. - Then we movin' in.

- [sighs]

Zac, do you feel like we're movin' too fast?

- Absolutely.

Listen, listen. I spent three years with Karen.

That's time wasted. I'm ready. I'm ready.

- I just--I don't think it's smart for you to move

from one relationship to another so fast.

- Fatima, ain't nobody thinkin' about her, except you.

- But I-- - But what? But what?

You always with the "buts"? But what?

- Y'all were just havin' sex.

- You never gonna let me forget that?

Like, it just happened. Okay, it just happened.

I don't even know why it happened.

I was pissed and I was wiling

and I was angry, okay?

Look, I can't keep sayin' that.

- So, what's gonna happen the next time

you get pissed and wiling and angry?

- I'ma just bring my a*s home and I'ma take it out on you.

- Excuse me?

- Yes, and I know how you are.

Don't be tryin' to make me angry on purpose, so you can

get me wild like that, I know how you be doin'.

- Okay.

How I be doin'? - Yes, that's how you be doin'.

- Naw, listen, you already puttin' it down.

I don't know if I can handle all that.

- I got--I got gears. - Oh, you got gears?

- Yeah, I just rev it up.

- Oh, rev it.

- Vroom, vroom. - Vroom, vroom.

- Oh God, look, I gotta go. - I got gears.

- This is yours. - Well, I'ma miss you, go ahead.

- Boy. - What? What?

What? What, I can't tell yo I miss you?

- Yeah, you can.

- But what? I'm layin' it on thick?

- Layin' it on too thick.

- You ain't ever had a problem with me bein' thick.

- [sighs]

- You thick. - I gotta go.

- So, you can just give me all these words of affirmation.

- Uh-huh.

- But I can't tell you I miss you.

- I'm goin' to work now.

- Go to work and make that money.

- I am. - With your thick self.

- Ha! You see me. - I'ma be here waitin' for ya.

- You better be. - All right?

- Get them gears tuned up. - Got the gear, vroom, vroom.

- Bye. - Warmin' up, vroom.

- [laughs] - Thick self. Ssh.

I'ma be tired as hell, messin' with her.

Hoo, vroom, vroom.

- Good morning. - Hi.

- How are you? - I'm good, how are you?

- I'm good, I guess.

How'd you make it through the night?

- I did okay, I was fine. I'm resilient.

I will survive.

- Of course.

- You nervous? - For what?

- To be at the bank again?

- No, no not really.

- Okay.

- Why?

- What--what if he comes back?

- You could just do what you did to Alonzo--to him.

- Well, that was one of my finer butch days.

- Yeah, it was.

- What'd you do last night? - Nothing.

- Okay.

- Why do you say it like that?

- Why did Calvin cook for you last night?

- I don't know.

- Hmm, you didn't know?

- Calvin invited me to come over for dinner at .

I don't know, but the way he said it, he just...

sounded like he was treating me

like a dog or something and I was thirsty.

- You do seem a bit parched at times.

- Maurice, really? - Just sayin'.

A hair dry.

- Stop.

Plus, I wasn't gonna go over there

after I saw him with that girl.

- But y'all aren't committed.

- I know that.

- So then why are you mad, Bri? Help me help you.

- You want the truth?

- No, b*tch, tell me a lie.

What do you think I'm standin' up here in these heels for?

- I don't even know what I'm mad about, honestly.

I think I'm just jealous.

- Really? - Yeah.

And that is not like me at all.

- Not at all. [laughs]

- Usually, when I meet a guy,

if he ends up liking another girl,

I'm like, "Okay, cool."

- Mm, and you don't care?

- I'm not supposed to, but I care now.

- Girl, you are in love with that man.

- You know, you can be jealous and not be in love, right?

- You are in love with him and you don't want to be.

That's your problem.

- No, I'm not. - Mm, mm, mm, mm.

- And if you could figure that out for yourself,

then you wouldn't have any issues.

- Interesting, Maurice, do you take your own advice?

- All the time.

- Do you listen to yourself when you're talking, too?

- All the time.

- Okay, well, if you're doing that,

then just do that for yourself, okay.

Just leave me alone.

- Okay, miss girl, well you can

be a old spinster if you want to.

I was just tryin' to give your a*s some advice.

Maybe you don't deserve the pearls from mother's womb.

It's a wet one.

- What are you-- - [popping sounds]

- There's a customer here, okay?

Let's help the customer, Maurice.

Help the customer, Maurice. Do you know the--

Do you know the robbery code number now?

Did you even read the manual? - [popping continues]

- What is this noise you're doing?

- I'm droppin' pearls, b*tch...

from my WAP.

[popping sounds]

- We're still at work.

- WAP.

- All set.

Thank you so much.

Go ahead and pay her.

[clears throat]

- [indistinct chatter]

- Thank you. - Thank you.

- Hey.

- ANDI: Hello? - What you doing?

- I'm at work.

- KAREN: Okay, is Fatima in?

- Yeah, she is.

- KAREN: Okay, well... - Karen, what's up?

- Are her and Zac seein' each other?

- Karen-- - No, look, you're my girl

and she works for you. - No, she helped me big time

when they were tryin' to screw me over, okay?

- I know that.

- Well, listen, I love you and I'm sorry

but I just don't wanna be in the middle anymore.

- Okay, look, you can stay out of it, all you want but--

- ANDI: No buts.

- Well, you gonna at least tell me if she talking about him.

- Okay, I'm gonna tell you the same thing I'm tellin' her,

which is, I don't wanna talk about this anymore.

- Wow, you are so wrong. You don't even see it.

- Why am I wrong?

- 'Cause I'm your best friend since college, what--

- Are you really gonna put me in this position?

- KAREN: Yes, who is she to you, huh?

- Well, first off, this woman saved my life,

and secondly, she helped me get a $. million settlement.

- Okay, you know what? Name her employee of the year

Good to know that your loyalty can be bought, Andi.

Really nice to know. - Karen, don't do that.

- Look, I gotta go. - Karen.

- No, look, I have had your back through everything

and this is how you movinG? I gotta go.

- Karen, please, come on now.

Are you, are you gonna really tell me, you're mad at me again?

- Look, I got a customer.

- Ain't nobody in here. - Pam!

- What, I wasn't supposed to say that?

- You're not supposed to be listenin' to my conversations

is not what you're supposed to be doin'.

- I'm sorry.

- Well, I'm gettin sick of you bein' sorry.

- No, uh-uh, miss girl, no way.

You're not gonna be hollerin' at me.

- Well, then stop the bullshit.

- So, you mad about Zac and I got to deal wit it?

- Pam.

- Okay, my bad. I'm sorry. - Yeah, mm-hmm.

- I'm going to lunch. - Okay, do that.

Do somethin' else. - I'm doing it.

- Hi. - Hi.

- Can I close the door? - Yeah, sure.

- How are you? - Good.

- Okay, good.

I, uh--I'm headin' back to London tomorrow.

- Okay.

- I would really love to take you to dinner.

- Robin, you know I can't. - Come on, come on.

You don't even have your ring on yet.

- I know you read my file and you know a lot but...

I'll just tell you the truth. - Okay.

- My fiancé is a great guy. He really is.

He has an ex-wife who's bat-sh*t crazy, but he's great.

We have a lot of issues right now.

But I love him. And he loves me too.

And I think we can get through it...together.

- Are you sure about that?

- Yes.

- Okay.

- Okay.

- So, no dinner?

- Sorry.

- Okay, Andi, but you need to understand.

I'm not gonna stop askin',

so you might as well just come once.

- Robin, what do you think is gonna happen at this dinner?

- You're gonna get to know me.

- Get to know you? - Yes.

- [laughs]

What if I said I feel like I already do?

- Then what?

- Then what is why we should not be going to dinner.

- Okay. Give me the truth.

Are you into me?

- Robin. - It's a yes or no.

- If we were in a different time and place,

and I wasn't with my fiancé...

yes, I would go to dinner with you is all I can say.

- Would we have sex afterwards?

- It would depend on two things.

One, if the conversation is incredible, nothing subpar.

- It would be. - Immaculate.

- Of course.

- And two. - Two.

- If and only if I wanted to.

You can't charm your way into my pants.

- Are you joking? - Maybe.

[laughs]

- Damn, so what you're tellin' me...

is that I'm a day late.

- A year late.

- Well, the thought of that is nice.

- What thought? - Oh,

dinner, dancing, holding you.

Makin' love to you.

- Let's just keep it at a thought, okay?

- Okay, well, I'm gonna keep that thought

right here in my heart.

- You do that. - Uh-huh.

Andrea Barnes, you do somethin' to me

that makes me really, um...

yep.

- What's that? - No, no, no, see,

you don't get all the answers you want

if I can't even get a damn drink.

- I'm sorry. - Okay, yeah.

- You could give me one answer. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

- Just one answer. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

- [laughs]

Have a good night. - Bye.

- ♪

- Hello, Karen. - KAREN: Hey, girl.

- Hey. - How's work?

- DANNI: Karen? - Yes?

- DANNI: Wh--what do you need?

- Have you seen Zac? - Yes.

- Is he in? - Yes.

- Do you think you can get me in to see him?

- There it is.

- Look, I just need to talk to him.

- Last time you just needed to talk to him

and I got you in here,

you accused him of runnin' up your credit card bill

and leavin' his granddaddy's sh*t on the curb.

- I know that, but-- - DANNI: Wh--what's going on?

- Look, he just-- he's not returnin' my calls.

- DANNI: Well, there you have it, Karen.

- What?

- Uh, I think you need to let that go.

- What do you know, Danni? - I don't know nothin'!

- You know Andi won't tell me anythin'.

- Why is that? - Because of Fatima.

- DANNI: I get that. - I'm sorry, what?

Y'all are -- up. - DANNI: Why I gotta be -- up?

- Because you're supposed to be my girls.

You don't know her.

- All right, that girl went to bat for Andi, all right?

- KAREN: Oh my gosh, everybody is so damn Team Fatima.

- Wait a minute now, I'm just Team Black Woman.

- KAREN: Well, this black woman needs to speak to Zac.

So, what's up?

- I don't think he's gonna want to talk to you.

- Uh, why? Is he angry? - DANNI: No, he's happy, Karen.

- Happy? - Yeah, like really happy.

- KAREN: Damn.

- Just move on, friend.

- I can't do that, Danni. You know that.

- DANNI: Why can't you, huh?

- I just can't. Not until he tells me

that it's over. That's when it's over.

- I feel like in no uncertain terms

he has definitely said that.

- Not when he wasn't angry. - I don't think that matters.

- Look, I'ma just-- Can you get me in?

Can you do that?

- DANNI: I can, but-- - Okay, then I will come.

- Karen, no, don't do that. Karen.

- KAREN: I'm comin'.

- Damn.

Hey, Zac.

- Daniella!

- You look so happy. - I am.

It's my last few days on this job, ya know?

- Sure, you're gonna be able to make it?

- All day and all night.

- You know I'm talkin' about the work.

- And I'm talkin' about everything.

- Well, let me ask you something.

- sh**t. - Has Karen been callin' you?

- Yes, and I wish she would stop, like--

- Why won't you just talk to her?

- I'm not doin' that.

- Why not?

- 'Cause I don't want to. Like why I got to answer to you?

- Y'all got a history, Zac. - That's what it is.

And what it was, history.

- So, you just don't feel nothin' no more?

It's just gone?

- She need to get her feels from the man with the Bible.

- Now that ain't right. - Oh no, that's right.

That's so right.

- No, what it is, is three years, Zac.

- I paid my debts. Now I'm out.

- Wow, well...

- Well, what? - She wants to talk to you.

- That's great.

- So, you'll talk to her?

- Yeah, yeah, I'll talk to her.

- Okay, good. Great. - Great, yes.

But on my time.

- Well, she's on her way now, so make it now.

- That's unfortunate,

'cause I was gettin' ready to go.

- Your shift's not over.

- I don't give a sh*t about a shift.

It's my last few days on this job.

I'm out when I wanna be out.

- -- , then why did you even come?

- Because you got me this job.

I'm tryin' to do the right thing.

- Well, do the right thing and talk to Karen.

- That's not the right thing. - All right, Zac.

Don't play with me. Don't play with me.

- All right, all right.

I'll come. If you call her, I'll come.

- All right, don't have her come all the way up here,

and then you not here.

'Cause I'ma have to deal with that sh*t.

- So then maybe you shouldn't call her.

- Zac. - Gotta go. Daniella!

I'm outta this joint!

- ♪

- [sighs]

- Hey. - Karen?

- What's up? I'm on my way.

- I don't think you should come. - You don't?

- No, I do not.

- He left?

- Uh, I told him that you were comin'.

He said he was leavin'.

- He's really actin' like this.

- Yeah. - Yeah, okay.

- Well, sorry, don't come. - Okay.

- What? - Oh, hey.

- Hey.

- How was your drive in? - What are you doin' in here?

- I was just comin' to see you.

And ask you how your drive in was.

- It was fine. - Okay.

You ever get your tire fixed?

- What? - Your tire.

- I got four of them, -- . What about it?

- Okay, well, one of 'em has a dent in the rim.

- What are you talkin' about? No, it doesn't.

- Yeah, it does.

- Hayden, if you did somethin' to my damn car...

Oh yeah, I'm sorry.

I know exactly what you're talkin' about.

You're right. - Thank you.

- It was dented. - Tryin' to accuse me.

Come on now.

So, did you get it fixed or what?

- Yeah, I did. - Oh, okay.

I wished you told me.

You know, I've actually got a dude

who coulda done it for you on the low.

- Well, I wish I woulda known, but it's done now.

- Right, okay, well, uh, if you need anything

you just let me know, a'ight.

- I'm good.

Go. - Okay.

- And don't do this sh*t no more.

- All right. Damn.

- Son of a b*tch. - Excuse me?

- Oh, I'm sorry. Not--not you.

- That's all right. - Sorry.

- I wouldn't wanna be the person that you're talkin' about.

- I'm sorry. - That's all right, you okay?

- Yeah, it's fine.

- I know the son of a b*tch you're talkin' about.

That's all right. I think he is, too.

Between you and me, he's not gonna be here long.

- From your lips to God's ears. - Uh-huh.

- BOTH: [laughs]

- Listen, um, can I ask you somethin'?

- Sure.

- Your boss. - Yeah?

- She's beautiful. - She is.

- What does a guy like me have to do to take her out?

- A guy like you? - Uh-huh.

Yeah, you know, I'm not from around here.

- Well, she's seein' someone.

- That Gary guy.

- You know that. - I know that.

- Yeah, so sorry. She's pretty faithful.

- Is she? - You doubt it?

- No, no, no, no.

Of course not. I'm sure she is.

- She is, I'm sorry. - That's all right.

It's all good. We'll talk soon.

- Okay. - All right.

- Bye. I'm gonna go. - You're goin' in?

- Mm-hmm.

- What was that about? - Girl.

Him wanting to talk to you. - Oh, I know.

- Girl, he is goin' at you hard. - Gosh, he needs to stop.

Did you file it?

- Yes, I just left the courthouse.

- Okay, good.

- Um, Andi. - Yeah.

- Is there a way to-- for people to listen in

when we're talking on these phones?

- I'm sure that there is. - Oh.

- I mean, I wouldn't talk too deep on these phones.

- Okay. - What's goin' on?

- Hayden just mentioned that he saw that my rim was bent.

- Hmm. - But the only person

I told that to was a girlfriend of mine.

- Oh. - And it wasn't true.

I just said that because I didn't want to go

to some damn recital.

But then he said he saw it.

- So, you think he's listening?

- What else was he doing in my office?

- That's what I want to know.

- Son of a b*tch.

- Well, let's see if he's listening.

- What you got in mind?

- Next time you talk to your girlfriend,

tell her how sexy you think he is.

Don't make that face. Just, we're makin' it up.

- Okay.

- And suggest that

he should wear more casual clothes.

See if he changes his clothes tomorrow.

- You know what? I like that idea.

- It is a good idea. - Yeah, and if he do,

I'ma -- him up. - Oh gosh, we know.

- Oh my God, son of a b*tch.

- What?

- Do you think he's listening to me and Zac's phone calls?

- You shouldn't be talking to Zac on these phones.

- I know that, but if I do then you guys don't know

that it's not a business call.

- Mm-hmm.

- That's right, you're my boss. - Last time I checked.

- But you know I don't abuse it, right?

- Yes, I know.

- But you're right.

- I often am, actually. - But are you?

- Get back to work. - I'm just sayin'.

- Uh-huh. Get outta here.

- But thank you for the advice. That was good.

- You're welcome.

- ♪

- Uh, oh boy.

- This is Maurice.

- QUE: Hey.

- Who is this? - It's Que.

- Oh, hey, baby. - QUE: Baby?

- Yeah, I miss you, baby.

- QUE: Come on.

- Where you at?

- QUE: I'm around.

- Mm, well, tell me where you are,

so, I can come and pay you a little visit.

- QUE: So, you can send the police?

- I would never do such a thing.

- QUE: Look, I just wanted to tell you that I'm sorry.

- Thank for that. Where are you?

- QUE: You know I got a problem with that sh*t.

- Mm-hmm, I know.

- QUE: I'm gonna get off of it.

- Okay, good. Well, when?

- QUE: Look, I know I -- up.

- Yes, you did.

- QUE: Would you go with me to turn myself in?

- Sure, um, where are you?

- QUE: I don't trust you.

- Like I trusted you?

- QUE: Sorry about that.

- Que, where are you?

- QUE: I gotta go.

- No, no, no, no. Que, talk to me.

- QUE: I'm so sorry, Maurice. - Tell me where you--Que!

- QUE: I gotta go. - Damn.

I gotta find that mother -- .

- [car beeps]

- What's up? - Hi.

So, what are you doin' here?

- I just came by to see it one more time, ya know?

- Well, I'm showing the house.

- Why? My offer was accepted, right?

- Yes, it was. - So why are you showin' it?

- Backup offer. - A backup offer?

What ya need that for?

Whatever, it doesn't matter. My offer's still good, right?

- Yes, it is. - Okay.

Good, do what you gotta do.

- What's up, Zac?

- WOMAN: Next on "Sistas"--

- What do you want?

- I thought I'd put in a backup offer.

- Sabrina, can I talk to you? - Get the hell out of here.

- What's goin' on, wh--why? Have you had a brain aneurysm?

- I need to talk to him, Danni.

- Karen's been hounding me. - Okay.

- And she wants to meet with me tonight.

- You just left me.

- Look, Sabrina, we'll talk about it, I promise.

- We need to talk about it now.

- I have put her through a lot.

- As soon as you tell her

that I'm here for a counseling session,

she's not gonna be happy.

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