01x01 - Beetle Rock Pt. 1

[bunniefuu]

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I wait my cell phone getet it let's get

out of

here come on come on man let's

go

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where to master trip home step on it go

as you wish

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sir come on

honey come on Joe hurry up I'm coming

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Dre I hope it's there can't wait to see

what

happens look there's R still working on

that magic

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trick all right Roland you're really

getting the hang of that magic stuff the

name's magic call me magic

hey you're late the new Beetleborg just

came in an hour ago awesome I had to

pick up Joe here from Little Le and

don't forget to mention we cream them

Riley thanks to my super sonic spinball

modest isn't she um is Heather working

today by any chance yeah Drew and

Heather sitting in a tree k i s s i n g

kissing Heather in his dreams

you guys are so

lame uhoh sounds like Nana's on the roll

again you call that a race snake you

took that curb like a [ __ ] you got to

get low and mean to be

mean you're way too cool for me

nano same time tomorrow you got got a

buster

hey am I the queen of beans or what yeah

you're the b hey cool jacket n yeah not

just anybody can wear a jacket like this

you got to be down you know what I'm

saying yeah Dan's here Mom oh no bust

your F big Daddyo now don't you start on

me Aon mom we got to talk I just got a

call from Mrs Bamber she said that you

drove your motorcycle through her prized

tomato patch again Tomatoes oh no my

chili oh no you don't I don't buy that

your Chili's fine we got to talk mom go

easy on

Dad hey hether hey

Drew whoa check out the green Hunter a

mega

cool hey Ren who's reading ballet

magazine

hey Drew I got a tutu that'll fit you oh

man kids you know they say the darnest

things yeah

kids Smooth Move brat

worst just ask her to the dance already

and get it over

with wow great monster yeah

I wish I was the blue

beorg I've got you now princess and

nobody can save you here just call me

nobody Drew help

me hey watch where you sh**ting those

things will

you fear not princess I the blue Stinger

board will save

you right where I wanted you

you guys made my job a lot

easier

one

two and

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three my

hero not so fast watch your step p

b have a nice

trip

there you're safe now you're the

greatest

ouch hey who's the flower for for

Heather

dummy oh

no man you have to pay for that we don't

have to pay for anything our dad owns

the building we're celebrating I just

got promoted to president of the chess

club

oh come on you guys we're going to get

in trouble don't worry about it you have

friends in high

places are you going to buy that give me

that what do we have here the three

little dorks reading those infantile

Beetle board Comics don't be such a drip

trip ooh big man it's such a way with

words you guys are nothing but a pack of

whiy wannabes you're not I bet they

couldn't last a minute in the old

Hillhurst estate as if you could not

only could but did last night as a

matter of fact yeah right we really

believe you look you guys shouldn't even

joke about that place everyone knows

it's haunted yeah I mean too many weird

things have gone on down there okay just

to prove that we're not the wimps let's

all go down in the house and see who can

last the longest what what what's the

matter chicken ha that's a laugh all

right you're on we'll see who the real

men are catch you

lovid

pathetic are you crazy man do the words

ghosts monsters and vampires mean

anything at all to you sounds like a

party to me we can handle it you guys be

careful okay I've heard that place is

bad

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news Checkmate

Dudley way to go if you say so Master

van look who's here hey

guys the Dork

Patrol so the cowards decided to show

would it Miss ready for

some

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fun come on let's

go you better let us lead the

way careful of the stairs they don't

look very safe listen to them they're

scared

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already here this place is a mess yeah

it looks worse than my

bedroom okay now

what we split up and explore the house

and whoever makes it out alive in 1 hour

is the

winner let's go

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here spooky painting those Spurs almost

look

real come on Roland we better STI

together

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what was

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that it probably just the wind right

yeah

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right

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yeah we're cool are we ready to raise

the living I got everything we need

right here good

show okay let's do

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it well no goes so far hey come

on all right this is the

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place all right let's get to work come

on I wonder what's in here

junk come on let's take a look down

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here

H he was right just a pile of junk hey

who are you calling junk huh e gross

that's better gross I can live with but

junk that's just not

right what you see is not always what

you get H wait come back

here

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monster can you believe that as if

that's really going to scare

us let's see if the coast is

co okay let's

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go gross where'd she

go ah there she is CH me Chun what I

threw with

her where are you oh

yeah

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huh Jo what's going on let's go let's go

let's go let's go kids I hate

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kids got you no little punks screaming

all over the place slamming doors in my

face no respect for the unliving

yo Franken

beans hey see any kid Critters coming

down that Hall uh don't know brain power

not working and hang

on what you doing okay okay now how do

you feel feel good good now help me find

him I'll let you keep one for a

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pet

okay somewhere I can smell their

sneakers roll your

leg did you hear something we just pour

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cover yummy enough with the snacks there

they

are you little juvenile delinquents

picked the wrong house to break in

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too let's go

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yeah a secret panle how'd they do

that come

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on

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now will you stop being such a

baby Franky you're getting on my

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nerves where'd they

go Joe

Roland where are you

guys

come on you guys this isn't

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funny oh

man guys okay yeah yeah I think so I

wonder where we are go well wherever we

are I say we get out of here

quick hey check it

out

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cool I'll have to call him back my lunch

has just

arrived

[Applause]

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a help

help it's ging for

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me

I don't know about you man but I'm out

of here wait for

me ha chickens they lost the

bats what's going on what do you think

we things haunted watch out you CH get

back I think it's going to blow we're

the highs and we proudly present back by

popular demand let's

forenom flous super from the dimension

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[Applause]

is Happy fla day who loves

you I'm free F free heav

and Home Free

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thank you thank you very much thank you

very much and now for our next

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number down girl you're cing my

Stu that's it I've had it I'm out of

here yeah come

on R look out don't

leave well hello there little

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man what

uhoh come on R come on another 5 minutes

Mom I promise I'll get up come on Ren

hey snap out of it drew I had the

weirdest

dream oops still dreaming they called a

dream boat before but this is definitely

not a

dream yeah I mean what are you anyway

flabber is the name magic and music's my

game and I am truly the most Fantasmic

faasm you'll ever meet what's a

faasm what's a

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faasm don't you kids know anything aasm

is super cool being able to work

extraordinary Feats

dude I feel

good

yellow sorry wrong

number again he's really losing it

what's with this guy he's having another

identity

crisis snap out of

it hey girls hop now now where were we

uh well I was just saying we better get

going wait you haven't made a wish

that's your reward for springing me out

of that organ wish go

on make a wish any wish I wish I was out

of here sounds good to me yeah me too

wait a

minute any

wish it's all up to you hey guys I got

an

idea let's see

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here

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h ah here's a list to choose

from new bicycle mhm a treasure

chest a pet

pach I know you always wanted to have a

pagana how' you know that well

this little bird told me so I did

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not stop talking about words to my mouth

hey anybody got a

cr*cker W is this guy for real I don't

know look let's just make a wish and get

out of here hey how about the dirt but

that'd be cool wait I know if this is a

dream let's make it a good one let's be

superheroes beets yeah let's go for it

okay we

want okay we want to be Beetle

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