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01x06 - Never Cry Werewolf

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Big Bad Beetleborgs". Aired: September 7, 1996 – March 2, 1998.*
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Set in the fictional town of Charterville, three "typical average kids" — Andrew "Drew" McCormick and his younger sister Josephine "Jo" McCormick, and their best friend Roland Williams — enter the supposedly haunted Hillhurst Mansion after accepting a dare from rich snobs Van and Trip.

01x06 - Never Cry Werewolf

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yeah cool party my house tonight be

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there hey man don't vacancies didn't you

read the sign yeah

Mom

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yeah look

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I

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hey he the delivery check is

here new issue of Beetleborgs some

suitcase no name

tag there's no one around

let's take it inside someone will show

up to claim it yeah someone must have

forgotten nice touch mom I asked you not

to sneak up on me like that ninja shoes

silent and deadly like me here try some

my power drink it's a wheat grass toeu J

sing desicated liver Shake little Riv

your engine that's definitely silent and

then

like let's look inside sure maybe we can

figure out who it belongs

to well look at all this stuff shampoos

and conditioners and gels someone's

having a bad hair day where'd you get

that we found it outside no name tag hm

well I'll just keep you back here for

safekeeping somebody will come for

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it b stand back

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hey Gara I don't hear anything yeah and

I don't see anything I heard something I

tell you hey

hey what going on all right get out of

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here

what what's going on I don't know but

something tells me it's not about the

new issue of beetle

bars Aon did you call 911 he ate the

phone oh no kids stay back don't come in

here

this will slow him

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[Applause]

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down what's he doing oh yeah

come

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on that one of vex's creeps not from any

issue with Beetle bgs I've seen that was

a werewolf haven't you seen all horror

movies on TV he's a real monster so we

can't send him back into any Borg's

comic book we've got to talk to flabber

come on a werewolf can be real trouble

yeah noxic typ of Darlings we found us a

real ver what do you mean werewolf

therewolf th was you fool verwolf

monsters hairy visous and spells trouble

for them Beetle BS yeah R

off come on

wolfy that's it just a little further he

boy we got some nice fresh pepperoni

pizza for

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you what did he say I don't think he

likes this stuff oh great the vegetarian

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ver that was great we've got us a ver

darling okay okay he doesn't need much

and we won't have to buy him WI a

closeth he followed us home can we keep

him good wolfy you should see him in

action of B of Badness yeah he's a one

wolf hurricane come on boy rip this

place up rip it baby oh great you

sheding here let me show you how you did

it you grabbed the comics and you threw

them in the air Remember come on

you may I remind you this is a crypt not

a

kennel lose the flee cus and go after

those Beetle

bgs that's the wolfy we know and

bl then take him with you maybe he can

help after

all ah those creeps are in

for this ain't your bone they won't know

what hit

them

you guys are going to Vis you back in

comic book when I'm done with you come

back in you slippery slim where are you

going do you think you're going come

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on

werewolf is it big bad werewolf what

about Grandmama there must be some way

to stop him

there's only one way to stop a

wh a silver b*llet flabber you're not

going to sh**t

him ancient legend has it it's either

that

or beg for

mercy well maybe your roommates could

give us some advice they're monsters

monsters is the important word Joe

you're right and they're smart too call

me you can say that

than this werewolf fun loose and we

don't know what to

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do

who lock the doors and count the silver

oh not that guy again you know him know

him Wolf g*ng we were roommates back in

the old country what a moocher

he's harder to get rid of than fleas huh

how did you get rid of him oh there's

only one way to get rid of wolka a

silver b*llet

relocate yep be on the lookout he's

probably already here trying to get

in how will he find you oh he's part

wolf

he'll sniff us

out

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yeah this place does have

a distinctive

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Aroma is going to have our tails for

this he doesn't have to know we lost V

right we just have to find him again and

then catch him again we don't even know

where to find W silence what have you

three nudnik done this

time it's all her fault yeah she did it

did not she let the werewolf get away no

no no wait wait wait nothing long what's

up with

it after

him we're

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away

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where's that hair bra where is he I'll

flatulate him we're afraid of the big

bad he's not here I get it you were just

crying

werewolf they have a twisted sense of

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[Applause]

humor come on kids we've got some

warwolf tracking to

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do

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this huh

h

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you searched every room in this house

and we're right back where we started oh

I don't my bunions know

it hey Wolf

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g*ng d

look G can we talk

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here it works my detector found

[Applause]

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MO

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sounds like trouble oh come on hurry

up magical jet

fighters our Werewolves with those kids

yeah leave them to the magnor they want

the werewolf to themselves hey get

them great go Commander cluess so my A's

a little

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off can you understand him I wish I

couldn't what a curse yes I hope your

hair does fall out from the stress yeah

it's your fault what's with all the boms

and stuff they must want wolf game so

put a bow on him they can have him no if

he goes to work for them who knows what

te things might happen oh and do you

have a better idea Mr Smarty kid I say

it's time to Bor and

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have I just love it when they do this

fet

binders

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big

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W hey we're not going to hurt you we're

going to protect

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you we'll get the Jess but you have to

protect the house from noxic jar and

Titus they're pretty tough flabber do

you think you can handle it yeah you've

got to protect Wolf g*ng at all

cost I I Captain we'll keep the ship

afloat oh all right let's get those jet

fighters oh no we're done

for Ship of Fools that is we haven't got

much time guys the Beetle boyss run well

that's what we want the beetle boyss go

get jets we'll get the werewolves oh

yeah why didn't I think of that be

battle

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base still gives me goosebumps yeah I

could hardly believe it it's totally

awesome here come the jet fighters we

better Mount up yeah right

F I'm ready let's show these rpers how

to

fly Blue's

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ready I'm me green and making the

theme

Vex is going to be proud of us when we

bring back that werewolf just knock KNX

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it quick and Slick parel I have a

special delivery for Mr flabber yeah

yeah oh give me give me give me give me

give me I don't know who sent this but

they shouldn't

have

get got him I got him he's got to loosen

them braids get these things off on me

yay you all right Joe not scratch I'm

going for

more that'll slow him

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down we've been expecting you out

moving right turn right

turn this man this my over

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hand maybe we better come up with

another plan don't forget to log up now

where was

I I better check in on the house we're

in trouble over here Joe come quick I'm

on

it guys I've got to go help lamber we'll

cover for you

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Joe come on D just a little more

oh man I'm feeling

crazy okay just keep making smoke di

come on G are you sure this is going to

work of course it's going to work then

this house fills up with

smoke they'll come running out for air

and we'll grab the werewolf

brilliant we can't get up

now help us on the way hey so is

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extinction anytime now they'll come

running out and they'll have ourselves

aaable don't count on it J look it's the

red air head Gumball Beetle boy you can

use a little fumigating

yourself try a little tast of this

you're rolling my

hair reinforcements have arrived wo

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W worst case of gas I ever

had you guys aren't going anywhere

except back into that comic book got

it I say they can have that limy vervo

I'm getting out of

here we've got to find a way to clean

the air yeah and fast I think I've got

the pollution

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solution all right all right you like

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celebrating are you all right flabber

yeah back FL how to go with W g*ng he's

such an

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animal so go nobody's stopping

you I just hate longer B boy so what you

you helped protect the place but you

tried to eat the

statue sure you're sorry

now it is kind of sad yeah there can't

be too many places werewolf can call

home maybe you could come visit sometime

yeah guys yeah visit he's trying to get

our

sympathy it

worked oh all right you

stay better Hope's house to

and you can't have the room in the front

you have to take the room in the right

hey that's my room give him the Mone in

the front I've always had the room up

there