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01x07 - Say the Magic Word

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Big Bad Beetleborgs". Aired: September 7, 1996 – March 2, 1998.*
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Set in the fictional town of Charterville, three "typical average kids" — Andrew "Drew" McCormick and his younger sister Josephine "Jo" McCormick, and their best friend Roland Williams — enter the supposedly haunted Hillhurst Mansion after accepting a dare from rich snobs Van and Trip.

01x07 - Say the Magic Word

Post by bunniefuu »

now for my first trick I am going to

pull a rabbit out of this

hat Abra

[Music]

cadabra

y That's not a rabbit did I say rabbit I

meant uh

underwear still

there okay let me try this again

Abra

[Music]

cadabra t

y i

shoe forget it I stink actually I think

that's the shoe oh you don't

[Music]

stink in fact you remind me of a young

Houdini you knew Houdini

and when he first met me he couldn't

even tie his own Sho laces that's before

I taught him the most important thing

about

magic yes indeed the magic words you

mean clap on clap off no not those magic

words these magic

[Applause]

[Music]

words in this book are all the words the

magician needs for any trick like

pulling a rabbit out of a hat well let's

see must be in here somewhere ah here it

is

okay

rabius

magnificus

[Music]

magicus wow with that book I could be

the best magician in the world well it's

Che now

really look here's the word for making

people disappear I can't wait to put on

my next magic show yeah it'll be the

first time the audience won't want to

disappear haha come on let's go show Dad

and

Nano a direct hit man you're good

nothing to

it

hey look here comes the Three

Stooges nice bikes think you forgot your

training

wheels oops hey these are my good pants

sorry see

[Music]

you I'm sending you the dry cleaning

Bill hey look

awesome

[Music]

ebra cadabra

Tada very

good and now for my next trick I will

need my assistant

Joe I am going to make Joe

disappear

micus

disappeares that was

great and now I will make her

reappear I just need to check my book

great trick but come on Mom we got to

get back to work I worked less before I

retired where's the book

I don't

know

guys Joe where are you I'm right here

hold on a minute maybe this will

help Joe is that you of course it's me

oh you made her disappear you made her

invisible Z Einstein don't bring me back

I didn't read that far I only know the

first part of the trick you got to find

that book uh-huh

and fast

please can't move the conjured up all

the stuff yeah this book is

cool hey let's turn that tin can over

there into a dirt bike all right let's

just look up tin cannon in the index

cross rev it with dirt bike and find the

appropriate magic words hey it's not

your turn it's always my

turn canis magnor for us

Transformers y what's up

dudes wait wait wait wait wait you got

anything to eat top about video

games hey they dropped that old book ah

well something's better than

nothing what's this the old magic worse

wow Ma you find this magic could destroy

the beetle boards magnor toxic tus

wow Wow noad have you

been who cares I want to know how he got

here with this book of magic words you

mean spells and stuff now we can cause

some real

trouble I can't

wait fabulous I've always wanted a

player

piano

do you take requests speaking of

requests I have one make me visible

again could you fix it flabber nope the

person who cast the spell is the only

one who can make her visible again but

we need the book to bring her back what

are we going to do hey for stars you can

stop sitting on me whoops

sorry I've asked around and no one's

seen the

book we've looked everywhere there are

still a few places we haven't checked

out we've got to keep looking give me a

break will you guys just because I'm

invisible doesn't mean I'm not hungry

hey where' It

Go hey what's the deal I'm minus

[Music]

pepperoni where'd my pizza go

what's going on here huh good

question we what's up who can be doing

this hey don't look at me not that you

could anyway I don't get it it just

doesn't make sense it's not youring

ban the magnor pepperoni and extra

cheese all right I'm getting thirsty

what's the magic word for root beer

float

graceful don't you Pizza faces realize

that magical book can be used for more

than lunch you mean dinner too with that

book we can make the beetle borgs vanish

forever why don't you check under

disappear uh-oh we got company huh

magnavore jire looks like we've got work

to do right follow

me ready yeah let's do it

feel

F

[Music]

blast let's go where's Joe Joe where are

you I'm right here but I didn't

transform into a beetle board she must

not be able to transform because she's

invisible looks like we'll have to take

care of this one without you Joe good

luck guys thanks we'll need

it screen AV

ready blue Stinger AV ready let's send

those magnavore Fighters back where they

came

[Music]

from let's I'll this grab

you

closer beam

Cannon shall

we why

not come on is that the best you can

[Music]

do

scabas

Fus hey where'd they

go looks like the magnor have taken a

few magic lessons of their

own it was a cold blustery Autumn night

there I was on the other team's 5 yd

line when excuse me what was that I

don't know uh must have been the wind

anyway

there I was on the other team's 5 Y

Line huh whoops stop interrupting me I'm

in the middle of an important

story I didn't say anything then who

said whoops the bubblegum machine so

after the snap we're in stream for the

endzone I was wide

[Music]

open hey what's going on what it feels

like I'm hooked on something but

nothing's

[Music]

there see

you now you're sitting on your

[Laughter]

inzone hey what the heck was

that all right tyus not pay attention

try and remember where I put the

eyeball watch closely now keep your eye

on the eyeball this this is going to be

easy uh eyeball eyeball there is eyeball

it's there uh no no it's there under

which skull is it simple that one this

one no huh that one that one sorry it

must be that one of course no sorry you

lose that's not fair you come on one

more time I haven't seen you so excited

since you ate poison snake what's up one

of the beetle boyss is disabled now is

our chance to destroy them all right

call The Sword

[Music]

Warrior

okay okay okay let's see now who should

I conjure up to deal with these Beetle

brats I know let's start with the

[Music]

stabs wrong numbers Ren just you wait

sord monstrous Aus yeah I love it go get

him

now we're really outnumbered we'll be

back

yeah so

I

[Music]

Pearl FL the sword w*r is too much for

two Beetleborgs we need Joe

ow what's wrong you're standing on my

foot

sorry how now you're standing on my

other foot

sorry oh dear sorry I didn't know you

were entertaining guests where's the

other Beetle bogus bugging someone

else oh I agree with you Wolf g*ng two

out of three is just as annoying as the

whole

sponge now

[Music]

boys yes I understand a perfectly

reasonable request I'm going to have to

ask you to leave your presence is

upsetting my friend

here I think it's time to give these

guys a taste of their own

medicine

[Music]

huh

[Music]

boo all

right hey that was a good one thanks I

really showed those monsters a thing or

two this time right flabber flabber

where's flabber where'd you

go were you scared me

[Music]

scared

[Music]

looking for these

hey hey I know we can get the magic book

back from the magnor if Joe can scare

mums and the rest of that ghostly g*ng

then we can use our invisibility to fck

out the bavor now that's a plan I can

really sink my teeth

into

[Music]

there they

are okay Joe do your stuff here goes

nothing once I say the magic words the

bank vault will be

open and then we'll be

R Who oh no let get under a sheep oh

dear I'm so

scared give me the

[Music]

book okay now I'm scared let's

go works every time yeah hey guys in

case you've forgotten getting the book

back is only the first step now you've

got to find the magic words that'll make

me visible again I believe this belongs

to you thanks now be careful Roland I

mean I don't want to be turned into a

hamster okay okay magicus RIS

mccormic I'm

[Music]

back now all we have to do is take care

of the sword

Warrior

wers

[Music]

give me

[Music]

that kid come back and play sword w*r

why don't you try playing with some kids

your own size come on be

[Music]

bo that'll teach you to mess with the

great

[Music]

Mando if you like swing music you'll

love

this it's a big hit folks so now here's

the flip

[Music]

side be careful it's a jungle gym out

there you'll be a lot happier back in

your comic sword wire

W worri back is to book

it yes I'm right did

[Music]

[Applause]

it what in the

world Abra

cadabra

yeah

thank you thank you and now for my next

trick I am going to pull a rabbit out of

this

hat That's my boy this is how all the

trouble started in the first

place Abra

[Music]

[Applause]

Deborah he's so cute who me I was

talking about the

[Laughter]

rabbit well I've got a trick of my own

and if you guys say the magic word I can

make brownies appear

Abracadabra no

voila no how about please I think that's

it Hocus

[Music]

hocus let's keep your hands

[Music]

off