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01x09 - Nano in the House

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Big Bad Beetleborgs". Aired: September 7, 1996 – March 2, 1998.*
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Set in the fictional town of Charterville, three "typical average kids" — Andrew "Drew" McCormick and his younger sister Josephine "Jo" McCormick, and their best friend Roland Williams — enter the supposedly haunted Hillhurst Mansion after accepting a dare from rich snobs Van and Trip.

01x09 - Nano in the House

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everything is in Readiness it is time to

activate the

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manipulator what a bad day real bad yeah

could have been worse can't believe it I

feel great quiet I must concentrate

what's that a new way to cook comic

books silence sorry this is my new Ultra

dimensional

manipulator hey what is that thing The

Amulet of subjugation those who look

upon the wearer of this amulet will

become their devoted sl*ves

SL I'm the

one come

none of you will wear

it it must be worn by a beetle Bor while

it causes confusion among them I'll use

my ultra-dimensional manipulator to

carry out the ultimate plan just what

will this do it will seal the portal

between two-dimensional comic books and

reality so we will be threedimensional

forever all right now go come on guys

you know this is going to drive those

Beetle bgs bunk

but remember their superpowers make them

immune to its influence unless one of

them is wearing it not about we're out

of

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here some people are born to be served

like M While others are just born to

serve so you're saying you would never

serve anybody I never lower my standard

once you start acting like a servant you

become a servant you mean you never help

clean

up you're too much get out of here

that's what being rich is all about

never having to clean up yeah got that

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right

huh but where is our pizza let's check

on it isn't that like waiting on

yourselves hardly we're just demanding

some

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service I demand to know where my pizza

is

oh come on guys let's help them oh

aren't you afraid they'll think of you

as a servant who cares what they think

it's the right thing to

do I hate this place this

stinks where's

Roland uh thank you uh probably with

Drew and Joe at the old Hillhurst house

oh I wish they wouldn't spend so much

time out at that creepy old place what

they do out there anyhow huh I don't

know

maybe I better go check it

out just the right spot for a Beetleborg

special

delivery delivery I got a delivery here

got a package here oh what

now come on let's

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go what's

this m

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nothing says who is for so oh

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well I am your sl*ve just let me serve

you just tell me what to do no tell me

your wish is my

command I got to go look for my grandson

can help

you bye mom drive

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carefully he delivered the ulet

excellent which one of the beetle bgs

took it the which one the grandmother

she's not a beetle Bo hold on you have

failed and for that you shall answer to

lot

mugs behold lugs to see me is to serve

me I don't think so on a platter someone

stole my amulet tell me who took it

amulet

certainly hey no fair it's a bum rrap

when I have the amulet everyone is my

sl*ve I must have it

you will return it

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now amulet is somewhere in

charville I will tear this town apart

until I find

it lot mugs will keep the beetle bolts

busy until the portal is sealed and then

there'll be no way of sending us back

ever hey who's a cool B B the bike I

don't know but I feel that there's

something strange about

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her what a

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d wow whoever you are the count is your

sl*ve Rock be serve you for her there is

not anything in the world I would not do

oh yeah ain't it the

truth ow that amulet is

fabulous good thing I had my spell

repellent shades on

her i' be in

trouble

help what are they up to in

there

where's Nano oh I don't know she said

she was going somewhere she's probably

riding a cycle it is a nice day nice of

you're young handsome and made of

Steel W hey

look well I guess one out of three isn't

bad flabber what's up you're looking for

Nano yeah so is every monster Miss fit

at Hillhurst she's out there him looking

for you than thanks flever don't mention

it just help me oil my

biceps well we got to get out

there

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R what am I so jittery

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for I've seen the werewolf versus the

Ninja at least six times it'll take

something bigger than you to scare Nan

see

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you

you I am yours I'll

pass

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gotcha out of here do anything for you

anything come back come

back come on guys we've got to find

Nano

give me my

amulet we got to find

Anana please

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come if only we could block the door

I think that dress's on

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Wheels come on nice move

Joe that's good how'd you do that

Joe how we going to get n out of

here got to get flabber flabber who's

flabber oh hello

there

oh this cycling is a fabulous workout

flabber we've got to get Nano out of

here let me

think beautiful dress think it'll fit me

no

way

everything what's so interesting in

there

boys you see

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right

go go go come

back I need

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you oh no I'm

melting I'm m

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y you almost caught me guys that you

didn't know as a shape

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shifter I haven't felt this weird since

that part in

1853 we only need a few more gws of

power and the comic book portal will be

sealed soon we'll be in the

threedimensional world

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forever we demand some service yes

someone needs to serve us I'm glad

that's

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over

I am your

sl*ve I'll do anything to serve you

what's going can we wash your feet or

peel you a grape certainly not but if

you want to be useful you can dust those

back

shells anything to serve

you something really is

weird the power grid is ready it is time

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it was not enough power I need more

Beetleborg comic books to wire into the

grd you must get them for me but where

the comic book

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store we've got to find out what's

causing trip and Van to serve Nano this

way

MHM stand back Beauty humans we need

beet comic books and lots of them and

you'll pay for them

too

Ser your wish is our if you have any

plans for Nano you'll have to deal with

us first oh

[Applause]

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okay come come

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come

wait come on get wait I

got come

come you got get

off come

on yeah we got to get Nano out of here

come on granny come

on wa wait get this

[Applause]

up what happened wa that was weird yeah

the comic books the night here all

right I got a

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bunch what was that about

hey

there's an article in here on

flab flabber get serious what's up with

the magnor fexer may have found a way to

seal the dimensional portal using just

any comic book we'll never get them back

into the comic book and remember lot

mugs you mean that ugly thing from

Beetleborgs volume 17 he's trash in

charville park right now protecting the

populace is the top priority n Mug's

first

then that create

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Vex there he is yuck he's ugly Who you

calling ugly Beetle

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Punk

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get those Beetle boards Beetle into

battle let's

go those bgs must have my

amulet

beets give me back my amulet and I'll

let you go you're the one that's going

to

go

pick up all the comics you'll need now

conceal the portal right yes but I must

hurry and do it before the beetle bogs

can stop me the Amulet of subjugation I

know you have it only that amulet can

make anyone serve a hideous thing like

you says who says

me time to go back to your comic

[Music]

book I don't need my amulet for whips

like

you Sonic Laser

Time by nice meeting you

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not how do we get theor if he can use

any comic then so can we we'll send him

a Sonic laser surge rolling got a comic

need you

ask

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bye-bye I can't understand it it looks

like something is reversing the polarity

of the power grid what is going on why

you the people boards have overloaded

the grid with a laser

surge the Beet BS may have stopped me

this time but they'll never send me back

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never I'm glad that's over not

quite you're doing just great boys I can

get used to this you are so kind my

gracious hostess it is a pleasure to

serve you oh great one the only way to

break the spell is to break the amulet

all right this is going to take a group

effort to get away from now right

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mhm your turn

Joe nice

job what I'm dressed like a servant like

we were working for

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someone well they'll deny it ever

happened well

I got

pictures

cool uhuh come

on N you all right oh yeah I must have

dozed off uh I can't remember what I've

been doing not a thing nope but uh I do

remember dreaming about

Hillhurst you'll never catch me going up

there

that place is too

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creepy you said

it

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a