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01x10 - Locomotion Commotion

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Big Bad Beetleborgs". Aired: September 7, 1996 – March 2, 1998.*
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Set in the fictional town of Charterville, three "typical average kids" — Andrew "Drew" McCormick and his younger sister Josephine "Jo" McCormick, and their best friend Roland Williams — enter the supposedly haunted Hillhurst Mansion after accepting a dare from rich snobs Van and Trip.

01x10 - Locomotion Commotion

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that TV remote it's my turn it's not is

to it's not is true it's mine my turn

it's mine mine it's mine it's my turn

it's my turn we don't even have a

TV

roommates never

[Music]

again

the new Beetle Borg's issue is terrific

this Gargantua dude is one of yuckiest

looking monsters they've ever

[Music]

faced what a comic

book now that's what I call a bang for

your

buck give me that so good to be B hey

what with all these plants I want junk

food not C rabbit stuff yeah all this

green stuff is way too

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healthy hey what was

that oh cool cool sitting a toy train

all let steal it hey toys are for

children if you want to steal a train

you've got to think big wait wait are

you saying that we should steal a real

train B baby that be a horrible thing to

do just horrible really terrible let's

go tell

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vexel when will man train get here no

she's doing it in half an hour or

so she's going to be really touched by

this reception kids I'm so proud of you

for arranging all this it was majorly

fun besides nna deserves it yeah how

many grandmothers go on National Karate

Championship tours I wish I could have

seen her win that

trophy I bet she was

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awesome it was the last 30 seconds of

the match first I threw a whirling wheel

kick wow then I spun into a a snapping

backside kick

wow and finally for the coop to Grace I

followed up with a nano special a

quadruple punch Mega

combo and that is how I won this

wonderful

trophy

[Applause]

[Music]

[Laughter]

stealing the train what a brilliantly

evil plan how to believe that you three

fups thought of it but I can't think of

a way to steal a train as long as those

Beetleborgs are around leave the

thinking to me simpleton will distract

the Beetleborg with a monster from the

comic book great idea a kidnapping would

do it but which monster is smart enough

to pull it off hey how about

garanta yes that's perfect nothing like

a 600lb rodent with foot long fangs to

create a

distraction and if his fangs don't get

him his smell will knock the Peter

Borg's

[Laughter]

cold what time is it now it's exact

exactly 46 seconds since the last time

you

asked sorry I know how you feel Joe we

all miss Nano it shouldn't be long

[Applause]

[Music]

now py human R for your life for now

gurat has

arrived what's that a giant brat on

steroids it looks like gargant rat who

gargant rat he's a monster from the be

foru 113 yeah he ate some radioactive

cheese and turned into a giant mutant

rodent bye

now hey he's gone surprise you're coming

with me

let go Heather let me

go hey goet got Heather okay uh don't

panic I I'll call the police I I'll call

the FBI I'll get the National Guard or

whoever I can get come on you guys we

got to find Heather yeah it's worked the

B Forks are gone Yes we finally got

those goody two shoes out of our head

all right all right but you don't have

any hair who has you watch the do baby

he K look there is control Booth yeah

you're right we can switch tracks from

there come on let's

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[Music]

go hey jar why don't you show this human

your electrifying personality my

pleasure sure

yeah

[Music]

love yeah who needs to steal a toy train

when you can steal a real

one let's do it

Eenie

[Music]

Meenie M move that train will go we

wanted

to we got a train we got a

train we did it we did it

Y what happened got me but I got a bad

feeling in my bones and it ain't AR

as that was the best crazy tra on the

wrong track what be him speed

Heather yo Heather you around here

anywhere

Heather allow

me Heather you down there nope nothing

under here allow

me

[Applause]

[Music]

do didn't even get my hands dirty show

off come on let's check out the comic

book store

sure nobody seen her here either yeah we

don't even have a clue where she is well

if it's a clue you need then a piggy

bank you should feed flabber is that

you

yeah I've got a

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penny

Wa A

Penny that's all my fabulous friends

could come up with haven't you ever

heard a penny for your

thoughts well you got me there Beetle

boy so here's the real deal gargant

youat that pest controlman nightmare is

tearing up Hillhurst house right now

does he still have Heather with him

Bingo Romeo and I don't think she's

taking the nickel tour well why is

gargant at tearing up the house cuz he's

pulling his hair out trying to find the

comic book that I've hidden so he can

zap himself back inside with

Heather major come on guys we got to

save

[Music]

Heather get away from me

diry

that's smart anybody got an aspir

handy don't be afraid I'm harmless as a

mouse I won't hurt you too

[Music]

[Applause]

[Music]

much

these kids today you just can't trust

them and they call me a monster

H I'm telling you mister we on the wrong

track I've taken this train hundreds of

times oh come on don't you think

somebody would have notic us by now if

we were on the wrong track we're on the

wrong

[Applause]

[Music]

track we were going and now we're going

this way we are all the

I think they

noticed

track ladies Gentlemen please remain

calm um

everything everything's under

control ladies and gentlemen remain calm

whatever you do don't

panic oh

dear okay you guys be ready for

[Music]

anything Heather are you in

here Heather

ether where are

[Music]

you stop it that

[Music]

tickles you think she' never seen a rat

before we've got to keep looking guys

she must be around here somewhere yeah

but where it'll take hours to search

this whole mansion

there's got to be some kind of

[Music]

clue here's the comic book good work Joe

yeah good work little girl now hand over

the book look it's Heather yeah yeah

your puny little friend is just fine now

give me that coming if you want her back

in one

piece hey what's that hold everything I

smell a dirty rat don't try TR him g*ng

don't trust him okay No More Mr Nice

rat look

[Music]

out try this on for size rap

[Music]

boy what's going on

[Music]

here just like I suspected a couch

potato

yes okay guys looks like this worlden

needs some serious Pest Control yeah

beet

[Music]

be pack your bags gargant W we're

sending you on a oneway trip back to the

comic book you have to catch me first

Beetle

brats look he went into that mous now

how are we going to catch

him no problemo I can shrink you faster

than you can say 100% cotton flip it FL

it

l shorten those beeter borgs like the

shrink to fit

[Applause]

[Music]

Jean

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thanks for your help flabber we couldn't

have sent Gargantua back without you oh

shook it's wor nothing

amigo I'll make sure Heather makes it

home safely thanks and don't worry

she'll forget

everything oh no we forgot about Nana's

train we got to get back to the station

you're right yeah you silly Beetle brats

you're too late you'll never find that

train

[Laughter]

nevera

so stealing a train was what they were

up to what this gargant rat was a just a

big old hairy

[Music]

decoy I'll take that as a

[Music]

yes we got to stop that train H quick

yeah let's do it

right we make it through this I'm

tempted to ask for my money

back I can see the train just up ahead

and it's out of control we've got to

slow it down my super magnet beams ought

to do

[Music]

it if we doing stop that turn in a few

seconds it might der wait I see a hand

on the track just up ahead got it

covered

Joe watch

this now for the

[Music]

switch awesome yeah we did it guys yeah

all right hey everybody we're back on

our original track again we're

[Applause]

sa watch it now don't get fresh with

me Dad Rand kids thank goodness you're

[Music]

okay hey here comes the

train

looks like she made

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it don't touch

me choose us again won't

you hi hi Nano hey

everybody hey

Nano oh the police they finally coming

to sell me those raffle tickets I got to

get out of here what you doing doing

where she running off to Hanna always

thinks the police are after her to buy

raffle tickets Mom Mom it's not what you

think

[Music]

M think he's got a chance to catching up

[Music]

NOP