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01x38 - This Old Ghost

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Big Bad Beetleborgs". Aired: September 7, 1996 – March 2, 1998.*
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Set in the fictional town of Charterville, three "typical average kids" — Andrew "Drew" McCormick and his younger sister Josephine "Jo" McCormick, and their best friend Roland Williams — enter the supposedly haunted Hillhurst Mansion after accepting a dare from rich snobs Van and Trip.

01x38 - This Old Ghost

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well that's great congratulations

Aaron he got the

job my dad was just made national sales

representative for Beetle board Comics a

awesome now we'll get the new issues

even earlier oh don't worry Aaron we'll

work on something with the store okay

honey byebye what about the store well

your dad wants the new job but it means

being on the road more than he thought

and someone's got to run Zoom you can do

it yeah good idea I came here to have

fun and to R eron I can't get tied down

running a

business maybe Mom would do it if you

two got along a little better are you

kidding we get on each other's nerves

and she doesn't know deadly about Comics

besides she never do it I bet I can Lo

her into it don't even try it please

Nano for me for

Dad all right go ahead and ask her but

it won't work okay all

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right peor weather we're having

either I need more practice sitting down

or

somebody or something move that

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chair help help

me what now

wo it's after me somebody help flabber

good idea flabber he can help us he can

help somebody what's happening what's

going

on you got to help us flever oh was

scary will you sit down right okay I've

had a most disturbing experience you

what about me you want to talk about

disturbing I was h Hing out a few things

to

dry but when I turned innocently to the

laundry basket there was a ghostly Cobra

waiting the

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strike that's terrible I hate snakes me

too my heart would be racing if it

hadn't dried up 50 centuries ago that's

a good point you think that's bad I I

was in my customary deep sleep when

suddenly I awoke to see a thick steak

suspended above my

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chest I sure could go for a thick

steak not that kind of

steak a wooden St certain death for my

kind I knew that we've got to

do calm down what happened

he says he was being

chased he could smell him and he can he

him but he can't see

him he says it's old man

hillers it's him it's only Franken beans

SC look

but I know any better I'd say old man

Hillhurst it's hunting his

place why would he haunt us he's dead

and buried in charville Cemetery oh

something must have Disturbed him in his

grave yeah yeah thank you yeah yeah

that's got to be

it but what

all together now hit

it

Boogie Rock in the

cemetery

S malx I did not summon you from the

comic book for a jam session there's

always room for a tune what's on the

playlist D destroy the beetle BS they're

at the Comet book store and don't return

until their history I can dig

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it old man Hill HST is hunting this

place big

time that's right FM I in and you're all

out what if we won't go huh get

packing you know it's so cool dad got

offered that job for be Works

Comics Roland we've already discussed

this I know but you'd really like it at

Zoom I sell real estate not comic

books you could do both you said

yourself business was slow Nana would

help sweetheart n and I are complete

opposites I think it's best we stay out

of each other's way you always say keep

an open mind at least come down for a

day before you

decide and if I do you'll get off my

case

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deal don't get your hopes up

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okay just look at this place Zoom has

never look better thanks Dana just in

time too Rolland called and they're on

the way all right I knew we could do it

well he hasn't done it yet now why don't

you go in the store room and get me some

of those new posters I want to put them

up before they get here okay okay

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okay either you're too early for

Halloween or too late for the comic book

convention we're here for the beetle

board hold on there fella they're over

there against the wall why didn't you

say so hey all I see here are comic

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books you're right me

comics comics and more

coms pick up those wooks don't you dare

throw them down you're rck in the place

we want the real Beetle boards what in

the world are you trying to do we're

going to shred this place till we find

those

Bruns step aside sister don't you f to

me I'm going to call the

police let's trash this place

The Beetleborgs are not here let's

Blitz an we got the

posters what happened here are you all

right well some guys just like gyon

noxic and typus and one of their comic

book cronies came in here causing all

kinds of trouble and then they weren't

oh I need a

vacation hey I think I heard the car you

guys well and then his mom just showed

up

Oho and look at this mess wait a minute

but if you send Wen in to help stall his

mom we can get the place cleaned up well

you're going to have to work super fast

just get

rolling this is going to be great hi

hello uh uh Roland uh Joe and Drew need

to see you right away and I need to talk

to your mother for a moment we'll be

there in a minute okay

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wow this place is a disaster area quick

we need some

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speed what's the matter

Nano it's a traffic ticket right no no

it's not a

ticket I was thinking getting married

what guys help I'm in trouble

Rob Joe rolling come here

guys we're being scared out of Hillhurst

me the monsters everyone come

quick

uhoh I think it's time we check on the

kids I'll get the door sometimes it

sticks what

oh okay kids we're coming

in hi Joe Drew

hi Mom welcome to zoom Comics thank

you it's

nice

yeah well I don't know anything about

Comics but this store looks great he uh

Joe and I we got to go see you yeah bye

R we'll see you later bye Nana

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bye

flabber

flabber

flabber do you feel like we're being

watched totally okay we'll go on three

ready 1 2 3

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I can see you met our resident guest

host host whatever you're old man

Hillhurst there's a picture of you in

the chart of the library if the town

wanted the building for free they had to

hang the portrait well what are you you

doing here uh that's a very good

question everybody says rest in peace

when someone passes away right well

don't you believe it there's been enough

noise in that Cemetery to Wake the Dead

me and I'm

pooped oh

no oh no no no no it's happening again

I know that sound anywhere it sounded

like a trumpet to

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me hurry go

away nothing like music to get them on

their feet I haven't had a Moment's

Peace since he came to the cemetery so

I've come home to rest hello look he's

followed me here quit your whining old

man me and my friends are here for the

kids that's malx from isue 138 he's the

most vicious magnavore ever drawn what

does he mean he's come for you who no

magn jet

fighters get

inside go go go

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go what if we got Mal to go away for

good yeah I would be eternally grateful

and I mean

eternally well would you go back to the

cemetery and let flabber have the house

you mean blue boy here hey you heard him

that's the

deal all right I agree but I want some

proof the pest is gone

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proof sure no

problem we have to do is

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win there those jets go again time to

Bor but what about r

we can't wait be

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B let's get to it yeah well I thought

I'd seen everything we'll be back as

soon as we can let's go right good luck

kids I know you can do it another blast

to do serious damage definitely

magnavore Jets always bring out the

bargain then let's get rid of the Jets

then go after malax good plan Joe Beetle

battle

Bas I've got you covered Joe go get him

that was too

close you'll never defeat malix without

rolling

huh I heard that leave it to me and over

there are the classic comics and back

issues well zo is quite a

place uh uh you know uh you're right uh

uh I'll be back in a

minute hey Roland what Roland where are

you going it's an emergency Joe and Drew

need you I can't go my mom's about to

decide whether or not to take over Zoom

for my dad leave Mom to me she won't

even know you're gone really thanks

flabber it's shter

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Mighty Girl oh I used to love Mighty

Girl Zoom seems to agree with

you I think I going to like working

here mama said there'll be days like

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this the ugly one's mine

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let's get out of here Malex can handle

them what do you say huh I'm with you

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together Music's Over MX yeah you got

here just in time ready to send them

back you bet no way Daddyo green under

claw what that supposed to

do looks like malix is back to jamming

in 2D that's what I call a hot issue

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Malex won't bother you anymore and

here's this tret to prove

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it you've done your part now I'll do

mine is he gone yet come in my friend

come

in oh are you sure it's safe it is now

come join us come on come on come come

on come in come in come in I don't trust

this guy

well it's nice to know that the place is

being looked after what about those

Scare Tactics you know furniture

moving yes yes and the wooden Stakes

floating

around snakes and baskets and stuff like

that oh

that my haunting days are over

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well flabber thanks for everything what

are FM

SP K me every time huh forgive me I

couldn't resist one last

time you

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