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01x41 - Something Fishy

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Big Bad Beetleborgs". Aired: September 7, 1996 – March 2, 1998.*
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Set in the fictional town of Charterville, three "typical average kids" — Andrew "Drew" McCormick and his younger sister Josephine "Jo" McCormick, and their best friend Roland Williams — enter the supposedly haunted Hillhurst Mansion after accepting a dare from rich snobs Van and Trip.

01x41 - Something Fishy

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all this nature makes me sick yeah but

not the little garbage G fig

baby dress you just like good old mom

used to make

us you never had a mother so what if I

did have one she would have done it just

like this

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oh yeah

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you don't stand a chance against a

Target zero po shirt

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well you got the Zero part

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right no way this is the find of the

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century hey everyone over

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here you can congratulate me I just

discovered dinosaur tracks no

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dinosaur one

problem what's that dinosaurs have been

extinct for millions of years these

tracks are fresh so whatever made these

tracks

is still alive these must be tracks of

Charter Charlie oh that's just an old

Legend there's no such Beast as half man

half tuna there have been some pretty

weird beasts in charville

lately yeah and if it was a late

creature it would be important to

science this place is starting to

sting yeah let's go

okay well if you want to know about an

old Legend ask an old Legend

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n oh

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there he

goes wait he smells worse than jar

socks H down peen heads let's tell vexor

about thog face yeah all

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right well ever since my grandmother's

day there's been stories about charville

Charli the fish man from the lake wow an

entirely new species of humanoid yeah

they say he smells woo we just like

rotten fish that's what we smell

Nano stop filling these kids with such

stories you don't believe in charville

Charlie well certainly not it's just a

silly old Legend you know just like um

Hill her being

haunted let's ask flatter yeah

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all right that's

great come on now give it up breaking

me you big old lug clabber we need to

talk to

you it's someone ordered

lunch kids by the time you clean them

there's hardly enough left for a me

just be a light

snack hey guys hold these for me keep

them

going what what are we doing these okay

kids what's going

on every of the legendary beast from the

lake great white flab is it

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and a blown to the man who harpoons him

there I

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blows wait we don't want to hurt him

it's a scientific

discovery Scientifics my but what if

it's dangerous

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hey what is this some kind of

promotional deal you got any free

stuff

hey you don't believe in charville

Charlie fisherman from the

lake

no I stay away from water why I can't

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swim not in water

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anyway I don't like getting wet it

leaves me feeling all

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washed out I know how you can find him

when as you kids go jump in a

lake a fool would believe in a fish man

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and have you three seen this uh Charter

Ville

Charlie no but uh there's stories that

other people

have hey let's make a wish

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who's seen this Charter bille

Charle well no one we know but we

smelled

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it we can't even convince these clowns

that charal Charlie is real I've got an

idea come on

later we found something fishy and it

smell bad I brought the swamp scoid from

the Beetleborg

Comics I don't remember that one it's

from a new issue not on the stands yet

they'll all think it's a rare animal and

while they're chasing it my fighter jet

will blow the dam on L chaville

destroying the town and those brats

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man all

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right when he goes after the fish the

camera will take his picture I wonder

why trip and Van agreed to pay for all

this stuff to further the cause of

science I'll

bet I get it we're pain so that we own

these pictures yeah we're going to be

famous for discovering the fishmen

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yeah

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uhoh don't hurt it it's a rare species

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man oh no he got

and he said it's

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work hey didn't anyone teach you to

knock this is no flop house so you and

your friend flop somewhere else you

think you can just barge in here well

that

stin no that

stinks I'm out of here what did he have

for

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breakfast he's not

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here but he's been

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here come

on we're not going to hurt

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you it's my turn give it look wait a

minute cangul do you hear me

cangul cherille char

W after 50 years I think it's time to

open a window in this

place the smell is charville Charlie the

legendary beast from the

lake are you sure it's

him yeah it's him come on guys let's go

get him

help up get him

place your bats who wants my money on

the green creature into the other

Ro it's the creature by an arms

length personal foul ill*gal you some

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bad you're tearing me

apart sorry

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it's a hot one over the fence and out of

the

park what are you

nuts hey what are you doing hey put me

down you smelly fish

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a what's that oh the bottomless well

that's under the house bottomless well a

watery passageway that leads to a

million little rooms to hide

in

why help me help me

somebody the Fishman's got me listen

Mister if my wrapping gets wet and

shrinks I'll have you fill a you got

that

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now's our chance while the beetle brats

are busy playing games with that Fishman

we could send a magnavore Jets to

destroy the dam we'll make some wild

wayes go

ABA magn for jets headed toward the lake

the dam

big

bad Big B of

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forest all right Beetle battle base

let's go yeah right behind you

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everybody ready I'm all set let's hit it

we've got to stop those fighter jets

before charville is underwater

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here they

come they miss but they coming around

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again you guys are

history lifeu don't allow any fighting

or dropping bombs later

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I think charv is going to be staying

dry

yeah bexter must have something to do

with charville Charlie I've got an idea

wait

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here is the new Beetle bars in yet hey

fresh out for

just like I

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thought we got to do something flabber

you're the only one who can go down

there no way last time I went swimming I

got water in my ears

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see guys guess what Charlie is not a new

species he's a monster from the new

Beetleborgs comic maybe we can fish him

out oh I hope they're biting

eh I'm down right soggy we're not all

amphibious here you know just how am I

supposed to get dry last time I got in

the clothes dryer I was nauseous for a

week I'm coming up first FL please

bye-bye

smelly i h the big

one what's taking so

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long stay alert guys keep

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Bing W thanks flabber plug noses he's

coming stay away you smell stay away

from me you're going back to the comics

swamp

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rat Ms is free

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well

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now charville Charlie isn't the only

Legend I know

about thanks Nano but I think we've had

enough of legendary Beast for a

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while that

smell oh no he's

back hey everybody I wish to help

hostage by charville Charlie do you have

any pictures any

proof is it this smell proof enough yeah

proof that you need a

bath don't worry trip you'll be fine you

just had a bad dream

yeah I know for a fact that chville

Charlie it's just a story

a

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