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01x50 - Brotherly Fright

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Big Bad Beetleborgs". Aired: September 7, 1996 – March 2, 1998.*
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Set in the fictional town of Charterville, three "typical average kids" — Andrew "Drew" McCormick and his younger sister Josephine "Jo" McCormick, and their best friend Roland Williams — enter the supposedly haunted Hillhurst Mansion after accepting a dare from rich snobs Van and Trip.

01x50 - Brotherly Fright

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what's this it looks like a snow

globe I've never seen one with that

water saved that was a close one way to

go that snow globe belongs to my

roommates they wanted at the trans your

World's Fair they got it

where the transia world bear the

greatest bear in the whole world bam the

world I can tell you your agid you

weight your IQ your mother's name your

dog's Barber and to make a car your

father drives young man I can even tell

you where you got your

shoes I'll bet you

can't you got him on your feet

that's a no touchy it's the monster's

most prized possession hey what were you

doing with our snow globe we were just

looking at it you left little kid

fingerprints all over it yeah Co

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you can't blame us we didn't break it we

have to blame

somebody kids I think you're

safe what's up with them you're looking

at four very out of shape monsters tired

blood needs oil

change loose hanging

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skin hair

ba*ls you guys couldn't even catch your

own breath you need to get on an

exercise routine

immediately yeah those monsters are

total weenies hey that gives me idea

hope it has something to do with

destroying oh it does come on let's go

I'll show

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you noxic V your plan yeah pasta head

give it up in the new Beetle boy comic

there's a personal trainer who's one bad

D so as a personal trainer he can get

into hillst and take care of flabber and

the Monsters and as a bad guy he can

squash the beetle board so what's his

name super noxic he's my brother your

brother yeah you guys are just going to

love

him I'll introduce you right

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now woo

3D my little brother my big brother I

love you I love you I can't stand this

mushy stuff sentimental slums tell me

when it's over okay okay okay so guys

what do you think no way he'll get into

heill hair he looks just like you only

I'm cuter they'll recogniz it nah-uh

super noxic do your

thing oo I like those Tides where did

you get them me hurt you door to door

personal trainer he'll exercise those

monsters into

Oblivion as super noxic I'll eliminate

the beetle

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Puffs pulling harder Fang snake

stretching build strong bodies

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pool

bang what do you think about the

exercise routine I've got them on I

wouldn't put out a video if I were

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you did somebody order some girl Sprout

cookies my name is hert juliz personal

trainer to the

stars and I can VI you into shape in no

time we just signs this Lifetime Fitness

contract thank you none for me tell you

what I'll throw in a lifetime supply of

power bug juice guaranteed to put hair

on your chest like Grandma used to make

no I

can't I'll take two of those anything

with green slime is fine with me no

don't do it don't believe it

FR

no Franken

things my turn my

turn what about you Pencil Neck pencil

no not me well I'm as fit as a

fiddle you're a big fat

fiddle fidd

you scny little Pip squeaks could use a

workout we don't need any training

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y that's such a lovely little diddy

great job Joe

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great you've got a lot of muscles po

little girly

girl I'll get my equipment we'll start

this afternoon this guy is

ambitious oh

yeah I'll be back

is it me or is he just really scary

there's something about him that's very

suspicious I know he has beady eyes and

they're too close together it's strange

the way he just showed up well don't

worry clabber we'll check around and

find out who he is and what he's up to

awesome I know I could depend on

you what is this I've never seen such

scny little nambi pamies in my life

what are you men or mice neither we're

monsters your V armed vling monsters

what's he mean are we paying extra for

the abuse I want everyone on the

treadmill I want to see what kind of

shape you're

in run at the time run at the

time this Turtle speed isn't going to C

[Laughter]

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[Applause]

it not real good next you go fangula you

can let's see what's in herul gym bag

maybe we'll find some Clues to his

identity I a ship manly yes but I like

it

too what in the world is that let me

show

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you industrial strength deodorant

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Ro a

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rum has this guy ever heard of a laundry

mat those things can walk by themselves

there's got to be some clothes in

here jackpot an identification card that

doesn't look like hert you Le it looks

more like noxic uhhuh that's super noxic

from issue 150 something's definitely

wrong let's not jump to conclusions here

identification pictures never look like

the

person got to be here

somewhere take mine

out bad hair day

we better find out if supern has been

Zapped from the comics if he has the

magnor would have been the ones to do it

which means he's probably with them well

I'll stay here and keep an eye on hert

Le

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the pain is too much I I can't take it

any longer come on I want to see 10 more

good

ones I think I'm going to spray the wing

oh yeah

really more more

okay stratching is essential to any

workout but you for softies need is more

equipment no more equipment we got

plenty I'll be

back he's leaving

M all right Wolfie get ready for another

set we really working out

now

1,64 keep that bench pressing going

1,600 uh Mr

trainer I think it's safe to say you've

got nothing to fear I've disarmed myself

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Franken beans needs to lay off the

spider nachos and the chocolate worm

Sundays did I tell you whimps you could

stop more bench passes get him up in the

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air please make the trainer go away I

can't stand the that thing any longer

you're interrupting us what do you want

we wanted to know if you would show us a

picture id

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id I don't think I have an ID nine no ID

in here

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I think this is what you're looking

for want to tell us why this picture on

the ID is super

noxic yeah what's up with that that is

because it is his IDE super noxic is

another client of mine he must have left

it in my gym bag by mistake okay yeah

yeah I'll be setting up for your final

exercise in the Next Room

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um a bit touchy isn't he I don't believe

him uh why the chains it is a safety

precaution for you for Cissy

boys I've got to go meet a friend at the

dock you stay on Z till I get back

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have a good

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workout we should buy one she was Place

Broken when it hilled

her hi you kids

flabber hey you better get over to the

dock I overheard hert Le say that he was

going to meet a friend there I think

that friend is is super noxic we're on

our way clabber

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thanks here he comes here he

come any sign of the beetle brats yet

huh they always seem to show up just

when we having fun so I expect them any

second then i' better get ready

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yes there's noxic with super noxic he's

awesome oh he's not just awesome

according to this issue he's

Invincible oh man how are we ever going

to beat this

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guy did anyone see where they went they

were headed towards the pier then let's

move be

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where is he he's over there with one

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Army wow cool my new Beetle work's comic

is arrived

and it's high off the

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press these things off

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but you don't have to worry about

Hercules anymore he's gone for good Well

turns out that Hercules was really an

oxx brother super noxic well that

explains a lot which means you don't

have to exercise

anymore you soft jellyfish may not want

to exercise when I really pumped myself

up

AIA we used to call that being a

complete show

up hey look a valve you can dream about

me oh yeah go on wolfy yank it

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