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01x52 - Borgslayer! (Part 1)

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Big Bad Beetleborgs". Aired: September 7, 1996 – March 2, 1998.*
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Set in the fictional town of Charterville, three "typical average kids" — Andrew "Drew" McCormick and his younger sister Josephine "Jo" McCormick, and their best friend Roland Williams — enter the supposedly haunted Hillhurst Mansion after accepting a dare from rich snobs Van and Trip.

01x52 - Borgslayer! (Part 1)

Post by bunniefuu »

I'm captain Fab a pirate flb a meain is

Oran SE if you're alive and you got gold

then you have not met me I'll k*ll for

you and run you through and that's just

a start cuz Captain flabber pirate

flabber is going to H your

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[Laughter]

heart fl's gone too far F the m

shiv me timers you scurvy bunch of land

lovers you call yourself a pate

Trill swap the deck the barel the

B go are you feel me

lash bad yeah we're monsters not sl*ves

who died and made him boss yeah you huh

who be the first to walk the

blank what is it you scurvy

dog speak English wolfy wants to know

why you're in charge because I'm the

captain and the captain's always in

charge I Ro did you say I had cute knees

no he said

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I'm

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guard mom silly

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freed the

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fishies W g*ng look he's coming

too you don't remember anything what

happened was this

in the corner with 3 minutes left in the

period Luffy breaks out of the Penalty

Box go straight for centerit and won't

be from the net but he's sto by our man

Gulu now get back to the box so we can

get on with the

game I'm Miss let's play

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fre

DK

run oh that didn't count come

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on give there's no way that

counts come on

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flowers for flber you think he knows

today's our anniversary one year since

we got him out of the pipe orgon one

year since we became

be uhoh come

on

hockey R the goalie that didn't count

I'm sorry no goal it didn't

count they all belong in the Penalty

Box tada this is the place boss we found

it for you pretty good huh hey what do

you want us to do now I want you to

break in of course we could just ring

the doorbell and scare whoever answers

good idea we just can't go breaking into

this place in broad daylight boss man no

wonder the beetle borgs have been

winning for a whole year do it if you

say

so the bike of

alarm hold it right there vexa what are

you doing here you belong back in the

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[Applause]

comics I don't want to hey hey this

thing is

stop silence you

fool did you find anything B nothing new

nothing exciting just the same old stuff

everybody's a

Critic the beets are winning in every

drawing same here we're going to beat

the beetle borgs with your hell fart

fortunes draw me something new something

with an age something like this guy

perfect no way please no ncus ncus mucus

makes me want a pcus help you don't

understand he's cunning intelligent and

a strategic genius and very dangerous I

didn't draw that he's not mine not

anymore anyway ncas is mine you're going

to be the belet bo going to be the don't

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understand come on

yeah break it

up you know with all of this hockey I've

developed quite an appetite me too

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dinner this is getting old here we go

again

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that's

it I'm had it with you sloppy

monsters look at my house hcky in The

Parlor

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look at this m you are all grounded go

to your room say what you're out of here

I don't like your attitude well I don't

like your dirty laundry all over the

bathroom you are not our mother yeah not

you not boss that's

right who died it made him boss I'm the

captain and the captain's always in

charge r r did you say I had cute knees

no he

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said what's he doing he's trying to put

flabber back in the

organ yeah fat ch

can he do that you kids got me out of

the organ by playing three

notes by some fluke Wy here would have

to play the same three

notes then play him backwards do it

Wolfie I mean how lucky would a werewolf

have to

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be you Wy

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flabber flabber has left the building

how could

you in the

or in the

or in the or in the

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My Greatest Warrior boss maybe we don't

need this dude yeah give us another

chance you wasted a whole year what if

nucas is more powerful than you

impossible what if he's

smarter

sorry ncas come for

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[Laughter]

I'm explain yourself just in case you

wanted to send me

back did you see what he did boss are

you going to let him get away with that

he is intelligent that I am but only to

serve you o vexor oh balone he's so full

of hot air yeah

indeed let me show

you

interesting that wasn't so how's the

weather down there hot wind un me right

now you big

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bully I demand you to take me to my

fo o

his breath alone could destroy the

Beetleborgs quiet move it baby can you

destroy the beetle bgs I have a plan for

you t is cheap and so is my

plan it will cost you nothing why do you

help me you have given me

Freedom how may I serve Thee I vote no

here I don't trust this guy

boss he's a rhino

tell me of your

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plan flabber are you in there yes are

you okay okay I'm in jail I'm depending

on you guys to set me free don't worry

flabber we'll get you out of there but

how all you got to do is play the right

three notes

W that was four notes sorry it's okay

Drew I'm over it okay I count

122 Keys three possible notes well and

that's only

1,771 440 possible combinations wow

we're going to need a computer now

you're thinking I can tell you how to

set it up and play every combination of

notes my mom's laptop

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[Applause]

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We Begin the end of the beetle borgs by

bringing every monster that has ever

served you o vexor from the comic

book b there done that got beat do it

ncas

[Applause]

master your army is assembled

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wonderful n is really starting to get on

my nerves no no he

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stole hold on guys hold on sorry just

trying to help

hurry it up will

you okay flab I did just like you told

me it took you long enough now press

enter

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okay

out not now out of the

way who could it be

Arch what are you doing here down hill

Main Street Monsters

Everywhere is someone playing the pipe

orgon monsters in charville everywhere

and it's my fault I'm the one that K him

in the first

place time to board watch the pipe organ

for us right uh going to ask what for

we'll explain later come on guys beers

[Applause]

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we're out of here don't touch the

computer okay come

on don't

worry babysitting a a pipe

org every time we get around those kids

things get stranger stranger

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[Applause]

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go hey excellent

work if this doesn't bring out the

beetle boards nothing will now this is

more like it oh come on Boss what's the

big deal yeah we could have done that

that's right no sweat but you didn't did

you nocas

[Laughter]

did oh no look at all of them yeah hey

boss look at this the beetle boogs are

on the scene oh oh I bet you want us to

take care of them

right I don't believe this the magnor

must have rated every back issue let's

get to work Sonic

lasers there's still more I think Nas

has it under control but half our army

just went back to the comics there's too

many of them yeah we need more power I

think it's about time we came up with

the plan we got to think of something

how about we get the AVS and scrape them

off Main Street I'd love to Beetle

battle

base yeah

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my forces control the town now let's see

what the big bad Beetleborgs can do

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time to combine bows monsters in sight

ready you know it how about you

Joe I'm On Target

fire all right you're gone we did it hey

your plan failed whoa don't be so quick

to judge yeah w

I've used the force of the Beetleborg

Blaster powers to fuse the energies of

all your

creatures

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be VA in the world is nothing thing is

that supposed to be a part of his plan

what's nukas trying to pull

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yeah I present Bor Slayer the final

solution

bring out the beetle

boards what in the world is that I don't

know Joe are you all right I've never

felt anything like that blast this guy's

unreal I'm really enough you're not from

the comics who are you I'm black I'm not

here for you he's like all the comic

book monsters rolled into one yeah it's

not over yet

it's almost over for

you I have a good feeling about this The

Best Is Yet To Come

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