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02x08 - Horror Hotel

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Big Bad Beetleborgs". Aired: September 7, 1996 – March 2, 1998.*
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Set in the fictional town of Charterville, three "typical average kids" — Andrew "Drew" McCormick and his younger sister Josephine "Jo" McCormick, and their best friend Roland Williams — enter the supposedly haunted Hillhurst Mansion after accepting a dare from rich snobs Van and Trip.

02x08 - Horror Hotel

Post by bunniefuu »

foreign

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mentality

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hey check out the sign the horror hotel

I think somebody finally bought the

house No Vacancy rest in peace what's

going on

I don't know we better check it out come

on

no vacancies

lined up Frankie you kids looking for a

room for the night come on in

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hey flabber what's going on here

billboard

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s

clean that up

hey watch with all the rackets what kind

of hotel are you running around here

anyway can't you see I need my beauty

sleep

can say that again I'm so sorry for the

disturbances of Mr swamp creature I

promise you and I assure you it will

never happen again yeah yeah yeah

where's the maid I need my background my

slimy skins getting all dried out yeah

I'm coming I'm coming hold on to your

skin seaweed boy

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what are you laughing at you've never

seen a maid before

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oh where is room service I ordered lunch

over an hour ago

coming up Calhoun

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what is it what the how special it is a

bone broth

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Barbara what's going on

boost your eyes on that

haunted house 10 best lists

foreign

didn't even make an honorable mention

this is a flatter fee and that's why we

need to raise a lot of money for this

house to give it a monster makeover now

I'm thinking maybe creakier Gothic

staircases rust to your pipes

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people are just dying to get in here

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I got new vacancies

if we could pick some up for you

it's a honeymoon you know until death do

us part

again

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go bring them to their slabs

look darling they even provide free

snacks here

I think I'm gonna like this place do you

think with the snacks let's get out of

here foreign

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[Applause]

Don't Be Afraid kids I'm a doctor

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a witch doctor how would you like all

your heads

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I hear screaming what's happening in

there those Beetle heads are being

chased by

Hotel guests

that gives me a wonderfully horrible

idea

horrible

I like it

oh

to the guys himself as a hotel guest yes

and that way we can spring a trap on The

Beetleborgs but when they least expect

it

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anybody have any suggestions I have one

suggestion

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well cartoonist

a monster messed if I do say so myself

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yeah

what's her name

fernzilla I did love botany when I was

in school

well when I went

very well

oh

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hear me arise

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somebody water me I think I'm dying off

first you can have all the water you

want after you destroy The Beetleborgs

with your plant Powers yes but first she

needs a makeover to help her blend in

the hotel

foreign

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like I always say if you want something

done right

have a woman do it

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[Applause]

room service

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about time we've been waiting so long

Rigamortis was setting in I assure you

it'll be well worth the wait

roasted Wrath

I ordered this well done it's still

moving try it anyway it's got a real

bite to it I don't want it

well at least try the grape I read it

myself

look at me

I'm even slimmier than before

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what no tip

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I can't keep an eyeing out like this

nope kidding how are we gonna get out of

here

little gooey almost scared us to death

that's the idea thank you but I know why

you came and I think we can help each

other out well how I don't like this

hotel thing much either I mean the

guests are like total lizards you know

how to get rid of them well I have an

idea I think you're going to like come

closer and I'll tell you

oh

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[Applause]

a room service

I'd figured I'd have to clean up after a

monster lives in a muddy swamp

well what do you know he's as quiet as

my tomb now well then let's see what's

left on my cleaning list all right

replace dirty towels with dirtier ones

Jack next is dusting the remote key

dust in the room check check okay and

the last thing is changing the sheets

all right

changing the sheets is gonna be a

problem and oh well no one said being a

maid was easy let's see let's change the

sheets

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[Applause]

one grab at a time

look at my shirt who's gonna pay for my

slime cleaning yeah I've had better mate

service than a dungeon and you'd better

replace my shrunken heads or I'll put a

voodoo curse on all of you

I can't can't get anymore I'm cracking

up

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no more cats Frankie just use your

Charming personality

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no vacancies

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you'll just have to see about that

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listen old Crone I said we have no more

rooms

what did you just say

foreign

you can have any room in the house

that's what I thought you

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told you what is the biggest room in the

house

[Laughter]

This Is The Life

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give me more water oh yes ma'am

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what am I gonna do this hotel idea is a

flam zaster

slobber down here

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why'd you guys turn into bugs it was

little girl's idea she wants to scare

off all the guests

good idea nobody wants a bug infested

room good luck Little Pals thanks let's

go bug them guys

nice long I hope this plan works

who's there

bed bugs looks like I'm gonna be eating

breakfast in bed today

this isn't working like we planned I

don't want to be somebody's breakfast

run

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now I just need to find those

Beetleborgs and Destroy them when they

least expected us hey

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it's when do all ladies eat plant food

so you found meow day well no matter

what are you going to do about it little

girl

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not so fast burn face look you practice

ruined my plan we're gonna do a lot more

than that come on Joe

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you gotta catch me

yeah there's no telling what she's gonna

do

we'll be able to cover more ground if we

use the sector Cycles right

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come on

up

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oh my God

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I knew we'd finding you some green get

your pods off those plants you're going

back to the greenhouse you're in my

element now Wicked Vines grow let's go

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you can eat my dog

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take a look at the last thing you'll

ever see me

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oh yeah say goodbye to your monster

attack me

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I wonder how fernzilla's doing

she wants my greatest creation ever

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I guess that answers that question

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this is far from over Beetleborgs you're

sounding like a broken record

yeah okay that's one problem down now

what about Hillhurst yeah if those

guests don't leave pillars will be off

limits for good let's go

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but but

is not my fault I'm out of here I get

better accommodations back in the swamp

back to the cemetery the jungle is

better food yeah earlier service don't

get a room here

where's everybody going what happened to

them I don't know they said somebody

stole all their shoes who would do that

well they said something about a hotel

sh**t shine girl but we don't have a

shoe shine girl

in a minute

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so you're the little shoe shine girl

anyone care for some stinky shoes

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well somebody had to get rid of those

pests

slippery

foreign

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please