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02x09 - Les is More

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Big Bad Beetleborgs". Aired: September 7, 1996 – March 2, 1998.*
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Set in the fictional town of Charterville, three "typical average kids" — Andrew "Drew" McCormick and his younger sister Josephine "Jo" McCormick, and their best friend Roland Williams — enter the supposedly haunted Hillhurst Mansion after accepting a dare from rich snobs Van and Trip.

02x09 - Les is More

Post by bunniefuu »

three typical average kids love to read

their Comics true that's their wish for

baby games

[Applause]

oh

[Music]

draw a cartoonist

who oh this is

this is really good

you're evil you're evil the only one

more evil than you is

you call these monsters

I've seen dark more hideous than these

look at him when he speaks to you

oh

why Lucas when did you slip in

you are just in time

darkest most

Disturbed and remarkable creation ever

it looks like an overgrown kangaroo well

they're not as scary

name

Ruth or

stronger than 10 Beetleborgs

their power and sword skills to match

he's as bad as the others by Lord You're

supposed to be watching him but now

watch him

do better

you heard Lucas get back to work he

doesn't understand my

evil

that may be true

but you and I we see the big picture I

don't know what you're talking about

draw a cartoonist

come on phylor what think about this now

you and I we bring him to life

and then all I you we you me dude is

figure out what we're going to do with

all of our power power

certainly a crustacean with your

leadership abilities has wanted to do a

little bad on his own now but what would

Lucas say

he doesn't need to know

[Music]

no just look at this mess where's all

the mummy glue

tankula where's My Mummy glue do you see

my hair you think I have time to worry

about your bandages I lost my hair gel

he's always taking my stuff and not

giving it back

[Music]

Frankie beans we all know you have no

brains but you really should stop

pointing it out

there's absolutely no reason for you to

have taken his bolt what would I have

one with his bolt or my glue now this is

the last time I'm gonna ask him

[Music]

wait wait

all of us lost something

that means none of us can be the thief

who

else could it be all right

hey guys

what's going on

[Music]

we have the monsters we have the

Firepower

I say we attack now

lots of superior beings can create

monsters and lots of people have the

fireplace but that's not the name of the

game

we have to wait until The Beetleborgs

get lazy and catch them off guard

I've got it

did they see you do they know what's

gonna happen if this doesn't work we

don't have time to worry about that

let's bring something to life

[Laughter]

I am your master

are you ready to do evil yes

maybe the boxing gloves were a mistake

yeah I think he's my masters

nobody's gonna tell me what to do

I think they're our choice

some big bouncy thing with boxing gloves

and bunny ears just punched me in the

head then hippity out of the front

coffin I don't suppose you guys had

anything to do with that

I found

I told him not to do it hey

do you have any idea what you've done if

a monster isn't brought to life by me it

cannot be controlled if it isn't sent

back in 24 hours it will cause a rift in

its two-dimensional World sending all

two-dimensional creatures in this world

back including us

if we don't retrieve that monster you'll

be sorry you ever created me I already

am

to retrieve him

launch soccer station Jets

[Laughter]

[Applause]

thank you

[Music]

do you guys hear that

who stays in Jack but they passed the

house I don't get it it sounds like the

head of George Carterville

come on we better help

you better help ourselves first

[Music]

and don't come back until you give me a

new Supply

you gotta pork and stuff those Jets

stand up under

put cards

[Music]

does anyone feel like going a little

two-wheeling yeah that sounds good to me

[Music]

what do you think the Crustaceans up to

we'd better be prepared for anything

[Music]

did you look at that

I'll take out all three of you what is

that thing well whatever it is he sure

doesn't look too happy hey you so you're

the guys everyone's talking about shiny

little things aren't ya all right put

them up let's go

[Music]

this place is getting Crips

what was that looking for someone there

she is and this is what we came for me

[Music]

but I can tell you her dad

without my data laser

try me again gladly

[Music]

are you all right yeah what one do we

have here oh no my sword it has got your

name written all over it metallics

[Music]

[Applause]

thank you

this guy's not gonna be easy to beat

looks like we've got another problem

you're gonna fire

I don't get it they're not firing it up

wow I never thought I'd be so happy to

see Chris station jet something's weird

yeah but let's help him out

[Music]

it's disgusting Beetleborgs and

Crustaceans working together please stop

talking about it you are gonna make

mistakes

true

I don't get it what's going on this has

got to be a trap it's nukes let's use

your jamming beans

[Music]

[Music]

where is that overgrown rabbit bless his

monster is gone

good job billboard we've only got a

couple of hours left

foreign

monster well maybe it's not his then

whose monster is it

[Music]

let me get this straight then Jets come

but they don't fire at you

then Lucas and his g*ng show up

and they fire at this big kangaroo thing

and then um

I'm flab out of ideas with this one guys

flabber we gotta figure this out because

it's definitely not over

would you excuse me just for a moment

[Music]

there was something outside yeah right

take that inside

thank you

whoa who are you I'm ruthless anybody

want to run into my fist come on I'll

take you all out at once for one at a

time

we'll handle this sure you will by the

way

[Music]

[Music]

[Applause]

what's happening

[Music]

I think we can take it from here where

Are You Gonna Take It Outside

so how'd you like our lasers I'll show

you a laser

thank you

I think I'm gonna hurl

hey they're firing on ruthless but

they're still crustaceans

[Applause]

oh no here come on crustacean jet

fighters

[Music]

watch this

okay will someone tell me who we're

fighting here yeah

times running out

don't you see what's happening we don't

fight together the monster will destroy

us all why should we believe you

well do we need a better reason you've

got a point

if you want to live trust him trust

Lucas what do you think well okay but

only if he agrees to no tricks

all right it's working I think again

if we bled then we'll hit nuke it then

we can send them both back to 2D at once

we gave our word we've gotta help him

[Music]

bless him again

[Music]

[Music]

what was I thinking no one understands

me keep working

[Music]

[Music]

you've got a lot of explaining to do we

are not explaining anything

shall we

how about thanks Beetleborgs for saving

us I know we'll meet you all the time

but I forget it didn't we just and then

they uh I don't get it I'm not sure

we'll ever figure this one out oh boy

[Music]

we just saved Bill Hurst can't you just

leave us alone we are leaving you alone

it's flabber we want we know now he is

the thief me

I think I know who took your stuff

tell them I didn't take their stuff all

right he didn't take your stuff

the kids took it

[Music]

okay okay maybe I did take it would you

please put me down now

[Music]

and this is my hair Joe

[Music]

[Music]

have you got anything to say for

yourself watch out

he's not as dummy she looks you know

that's the difference between you and me

yeah it's a cool thing I was gonna give

it back what if I said it wouldn't

happen again

success

he finally grasped the idea oh Fang I

think the only thing she's grasped is

your pants

[Music]

[Applause]

[Music]

there we go

[Music]

foreign