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02x11 - Extra...Beetleborgs Revealed

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Big Bad Beetleborgs". Aired: September 7, 1996 – March 2, 1998.*
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Set in the fictional town of Charterville, three "typical average kids" — Andrew "Drew" McCormick and his younger sister Josephine "Jo" McCormick, and their best friend Roland Williams — enter the supposedly haunted Hillhurst Mansion after accepting a dare from rich snobs Van and Trip.

02x11 - Extra...Beetleborgs Revealed

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me tell me

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those Beetleborgs are headline news I'm

sending you to charterville Iris when

you find out the true identity of The

Beetleborgs it'll be the scoop of the

century Mr mudrock you can Count On Me

Irish McKay's always gets her story

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hi I'm Iris McKays from the national

Inquisitor Iris McGee's the iris make

A's didn't you do the story on the

two-headed cow yes and now I'm going to

do a story about The Beetleborgs

a story about The Beetleborgs

yes that's the idea we knew a lot about

them really

could you tell me who they are I'm here

to find their true identity what she

meant is we know a lot about the

Beetleborg Comics oh

yeah we read every issue well I'm after

the real thing

look I still have your issue about the

alien

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hey Drew can I get your autograph sure

a Crustaceans were prowling around

Hillhurst looking for you guys they're

up to no good well what do they want to

make a fight as usual they're headed

towards the power station to destroy it

don't worry we'll take care of it now

The Beetleborgs have been in

charterville many times surely you know

something about them besides what's in

those comic books actually we don't know

that much

all I know is that they're superheroes

Iris

I've written a piece on indoor garden I

would love your professional opinion

you need to get out of here

that's everybody

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hey

where do they go

I need to talk to those kids

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those kids go

wow

got to follow them

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well I don't see any sign of them yet

thanks to flapper's warning we beat the

Crustaceans here yeah let's wait for

them over there

uh-oh looks like we got here just in

time

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I'm gonna blow these

places

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time to say good night ready

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fires

Lucas will have his revenge

let's get over to hillers It's Time back

left

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oh hi lady

that this can't be that Ally's a dead

end but you get oh no no

don't tell me

you kids are The Beetleborgs

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is it true

I discovered your secret identity you

kids are The Beetleborgs right don't ask

me I'm only 10. all right then tell me

that you're not The Beetleborgs uh we

better talk to you know who wait wait

wait who do you know who

I'm coming with you

it looks like The Beetleborgs have a new

Ally

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it's about time you got here

why Laura and the Drakes were defeated

by The Beetleborgs where were you

hold on Lucas

I've got some news that you might like

speak then those little bit old pasts

have a new friend

a woman and she is going with them to

Hillhurst

we must find out what she is up to

tonight

oh you

cartoonist now

I was just resting my eyes

you are to create a new creature it's

time you do some work around here

something really

your creature will kidnap the

beagleborg's new friend

and be the bait that traps The

Beetleborgs

and make it scary

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I can win

I almost got me

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easy flabber we need your advice

yeah there's a lady reporter doing a

story saying we're The Beetleborgs

a reporter

just wanted to be a reporter

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the first step in good reporting is

looking good

come on flapper this is serious you

gotta listen

hello

is there anyone here you think that's

the reporter

visits Hillhurst well look at you

yes oh I'm in disguise

I understand that uh you're a journalist

well so am I Headlines by lines it all

boils down to deadlines oh there you are

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another reporter huh so you're after the

identity of The Beetleborgs oh well

sorry pal I beat you to it my headline's

gonna be on the Morning Edition

Morning Edition

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the b*llet surprise

what is going on who is that guy now

don't pay any attention to him that's

just fiber

but look lady you can't just go tell

everyone that we're The Beetleborgs

besides can't prove it oh this is news I

have to report it this is the scoop of

the century scope

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oh

thank you

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this is so weird please don't do a story

about us

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there's the reporter downstairs who

plans to expose the Kansas the

Beetleborg

I'll tell you what

if this reporter does write her article

about The Beetleborgs there'll be tons

of people all over Hillhurst asking

questions yikes that's an invasion of

privacy

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right out of the oven

just what you want and what are his

outstanding qualities

100 feet in one breath

I call him

torch

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take her to the tallest building in

charterville and then torch the place

I'm fired up man and when the veto

boards go inside to rescue her

the building will collapse all around

them

and we'll be rid of those beetles

once and for all

do you understand your assignment I'm

hot on their Trail then go

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it'll be bad for everyone if you write

this story you kids don't get it this is

a real scoop okay

a

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screaming Irish streaks for the foyer

the flanking beans is right on our heels

account Bengal is there to meet her oh

what a move she put on Bangalore him

around she's past him and she's headed

upstairs

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wow did you see that see doctors will be

and heads down past count fangula and

Franken beans who are coming up

we're having a reporter for dinner

this girl can really move moms didn't

even see her lady

have you changed your mind about

exposing uh The Beetleborgs no way Jose

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Jose

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the monster's got Iris you know helpers

is toast

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but if we do she's gonna expose our

identities come on guys we don't have

any choice we gotta help her let's go

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that's all right

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[Applause]

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I hate to fizzle her Farms

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please please pick up the phone

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ringers

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this doesn't look very good but I think

this may be the last story this reporter

hasn't files

it stopped oh

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she's inside that building

she's in the elevator he might get

around I'll take care of the fire Roger

that

oh no

smoke has begun entering the elevator

this would be a really good time for The

Beetleborgs to enter

if only I hadn't upset them

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this is the place come on

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I'll go get Irish heavy element you go

see if you can find the crustacean right

huh

okay blank face I'm gonna put your fire

out welcome to my barbecue Beetleborg

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okay Crustaceans where you hiding now

what do we have here just the beginning

to your end horrible

oh

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[Applause]

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metallic scrappler

it's time to Fight Fire with Fire I have

better things to do than waste my time

with you

good morning

everybody hear me

oh please

please somebody help me

stop

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if I don't pull her up we'll have a

roasted reporter

ah

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they should take care of the fires

how can we help I'll keep the elevator

steady go down two floors and get Iris

out of the car

easy for you to say

there it is

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the beetle Works sorry we took so long

oh boy am I glad to see you guys we're

glad to see you're all right we were

concerned about you

fires are out it's cool now

I guess I owe you guys my life and an

apology I can't believe that you helped

me even after I I said that I would

expose you

thank you there's nothing like a secret

to seal of friendship thanks

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and you don't have to worry

there won't be any story about the

secret identity of The Beetleborgs

thanks a lot we appreciate it

but you a story about you

story about more

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well where do I start it all began a

long long time ago when I was just a wee

I don't know this could be a very long

story

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okay moms here we go

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