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02x14 - Don't Fear the Reaper

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Big Bad Beetleborgs". Aired: September 7, 1996 – March 2, 1998.*
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Set in the fictional town of Charterville, three "typical average kids" — Andrew "Drew" McCormick and his younger sister Josephine "Jo" McCormick, and their best friend Roland Williams — enter the supposedly haunted Hillhurst Mansion after accepting a dare from rich snobs Van and Trip.

02x14 - Don't Fear the Reaper

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three typical average kids love to read

their comic strips

[Applause]

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baby

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milk

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o again

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[Laughter]

private flanking beans

oh boy

Frankie uh

you got something for you

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oh good a Battleground from Uncle Brad

private moms that's our captain mom's to

you Soldier

utility bill huh 2 000 years past due

boy I thought I paid that oh well

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what's it saying

Widow ghoul in care of the dodo brains

at Hillhurst

could be an invitation I hope it's an

invitation

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we don't want any of your family here

you're enough trouble as it is

we don't have any room for your uncle

no come yeah that's right Frankie say

what we're kicking him out the moment he

gets here

I don't think so

so what'd you think about that history

test today

I thought it was the easiest test I've

ever taken

not oh my chests are easy

called studying

get ready here they come

whoa look up there guys

[Music]

a dark cloud I don't know but I'm

shirtle's Fortune's a new kisser behind

it

it's heading towards hillers come on we

better get over there

[Music]

the next time

we'd have had them well let's go find

out what it is

[Music]

it's night already I really hate

daylight savings time

I guess it's time to hit the old coffin

you make sure you brush your bangs

hey we got a visitor I wonder who that

could be at this time of night it must

be little ghoul's Uncle we'll get rid of

them

you want to pick them up throw them up a

portion

thank you

it's the Hand of Doom the king of Terror

the gray Reaper

the Grim Reaper is here to choose one

unfortunate creature to me

and if he picks you it's a trip to the

Boneyard

hey you're finished

I wonder which one of us it's going to

be

bugs

eat me

the Doma 2000 years ago

but you know

I can't even leave the house

[Music]

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are you prepared

of course I am everyone I'd like you to

meet the Grim Reaper my uncle

thank you

hmm

come with me Uncle Graham we'll relax

over a game of chess and you can tell me

all about why you've come to Hillhurst

well I was hoping you could help me with

a decision that I must make did you hear

that we've got to get the Grim Reaper

out of this house yeah with him here we

have to be on our best behavior

besides that little ghoul will probably

try to turn him against us no doubt all

right

decided then

we'll just March over there and demand

that the Grim Reaper leave immediately

yeah that's what we're gonna do just

watch right in there and get on decide

which one

[Music]

I say we asked little ghoul to tell him

to go yeah nicely oh of course

[Music]

could you come here for a second okay

please let's make it quick

what do you want we're busy uh oh

brother I know that we're very honored

to have your Royal Uncle visiting us

but tell him to hit the road we want to

vote right now make like a tree and

leave

but then none of you will be considered

to take his place when he retires

retired

my uncle has asked me to help him choose

his successor oh my Grim Reaper's the

most prestigious monster position in the

river yeah everyone's afraid of the Grim

Reaper yeah

the biggest oh well I guess I'll go ask

him to leave

uh your uncle just got here your uncle's

gonna need a place to sleep he can have

my room it's cozy

did you hear that the Grim Reaper is

retiring this

this town Lucas immediately

[Music]

oh death stops the Grim River

we must have the wrong house it's okay

kids well you can see you've already met

our Royal guest

come on in

[Music]

short but me as a successor if I scare

the kids in front of them

points with a grim reaper by giving

those little brats of good scare yeah

good plan

[Music]

there's no way this can fail let's go

okay let's see you get out of this one

his majesty the reaper is here to select

his successor you mean he's gonna pick

one of the monsters

oh wait it's possible but first one must

show that he has what it takes to be the

most feared and revered monster on Earth

I think the Grim Reaper might want to

look somewhere else yeah come on

[Music]

same thing yeah so we might as well work

together right that way at least one of

us will come off like he's got half a

brain just half of rain

let's make it a team effort yeah come on

Wolfie

[Music]

they come again

[Music]

I know what we can do

hey over here huh what

[Music]

oh my God

[Music]

your childish games are disturbing my

concentration

no

[Music]

you do

you have to tell me twice

we're out of here

from now on it's

one it's free monster for themself and

may the best monster win it's me

[Laughter]

pardon me I brought you some delicious

mummified chicken silly birth how about

a glass of freshly squeezed slime get

out I was here first diaper boy he

doesn't want anything you prepared what

makes you think he wants anything you

touched you

the only thing I want from the two of

you is to leave me alone no yes sir I'll

leave first no only fresh

laughs

yes please do you anything don't bother

I'm already being taken care of no

[Music]

um

[Music]

I just love it when they fight over me

[Music]

look less fortunes has already met his

dude oh the Grim Reaper must have been

here already

I didn't give you permission to sleep

[Music]

creating creatures

takes a lot out of

my God I need a creature that can

destroy those monsters at Hillhurst

well I think I have a creature that will

please you

I call it most Smasher

Splendid this should do perfectly

monster Smashers arise

[Music]

time to destroy the Hillhurst monster

[Music]

step aside humans important creatures

coming through

don't waste her energy on these Mortons

save your strength for those monsters at

Hill first then I'll be chosen as the

new Grim Reaper

[Laughter]

mucus becomes he'll use his power to

destroy everyone come on

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he doesn't look so tough wood here guys

I can handle this myself

[Music]

I'm gonna have to throw you a farewell

party

[Music]

but first I'd like you to meet my foot

so much for a woman we need to take care

of this guys and Lucas won't have a

chance to get over the hillers then

let's do it

for two wheel reinforcements Center

Cycles

[Music]

listen this guy back to 2D metallics

lessons

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less fortunes has failed again

the monster Masher yeah up here better

hurry back to Hillhurst the Grim Reaper

is about to announce his replacement I

guess we better go check it out

20 . oh

now before the big decision

the envelope please

and first

is Miss Congeniality

fangula

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so much for Congeniality huh

and for our first runner-up

[Music]

and now but you've all been waiting for

the next winner is

squeeze any tighter my fingers are gonna

pop off

[Music]

see oh the big winner is me me

competition

[Applause]

well you don't you're the only one lives

here that didn't annoy me much

shall we be off Jabba first I'd like you

to shine my side then I in my Cape oh I

need you to make me some ladyfingers

they're making yummy troubles

what kind of responsibilities are these

for the brand new Reaper

[Music]

you merely been chosen as my new servant

I thought you said your uncle was

retiring looking for a replacement oops

can I say that

well bumper are you coming

since I would love to be your sl*ve to

every whim

to clean up after you

basically have no life of my own I'm a

sadly decline to be your servant you

thank you

well I guess that means the first

runner-up will be my new seventh thing

that's you

[Music]

now here here here

I'll just go up to the graveyard I

didn't dig someone up

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