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02x19 - Halloween Haunted House of Horrors

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Big Bad Beetleborgs". Aired: September 7, 1996 – March 2, 1998.*
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Set in the fictional town of Charterville, three "typical average kids" — Andrew "Drew" McCormick and his younger sister Josephine "Jo" McCormick, and their best friend Roland Williams — enter the supposedly haunted Hillhurst Mansion after accepting a dare from rich snobs Van and Trip.

02x19 - Halloween Haunted House of Horrors

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three typical average kids love to read

their comic strips

[Applause]

[Music]

[Music]

okay okay

okay not bad but we still need more make

it shine make it Sparkle you guys sure

you know the plan when the

trick-or-treaters arrived we spring out

as monsters do and eat them got it of

course we know the plan good now get out

there Halloween only comes once a year

okay here I go out into the Great Big

World

wish me luck what is that for it's

Halloween I've Gotta Wear a costume good

luck and oh don't come back empty-handed

gotcha

your partners I'm out to rustle up some

kids adios hey

bums go oh oh moms he went out to trick

or the trick-or-treaters into tricking

or treating here

oh no it's a Halloween haunted house of

horror

be careful kids

[Laughter]

[Music]

[Laughter]

this is great all these sugar treaters

are making me hungry

whoa rad costume dude you too give me

five bones

[Laughter]

this is gonna be easier than I thought

hey what's up Muchachos

[Music]

[Laughter]

yeah

race it to the next house

[Music]

your mom sure runs fast she loves

Halloween

your favorite holiday

[Music]

hey why the long faces did the old woman

give you fruit how did you know well

believe me you are not the first one she

tried that on she gave these guys prunes

hey you want to tag along with us we're

going to a party where there's going to

be tons of candy and no fruit oh yeah

how do we really know there will be tons

of candy do you think fruit could do

this to your teeth

yeah let's go it's still Halloween

let's find a good Halloween party before

it gets too late

not again

hey guys over here

the flabberg's wrong it's the monsters

they're planning to eat the poor little

unsuspecting trick-or-treaters who come

to Hillhurst flapper nobody

trick-or-treats and hillers they are

this year you've got to get back here

quick before it's too late we're on our

way

what about Miss Williams

she's gonna come looking for us when she

finds out we're missing don't worry

about Mom I have an idea

how many costumes

[Music]

good luck with your top secret mission

the beat awards are counting on you come

on let's go put these on

[Music]

hey now where did those kids go

oh there you are come on lots more

houses right that's more likely come on

right this way come on kids

well here it is

this this is the old Hillhurst Place

everyone knows it's been abandoned for

years not true yeah right there's no

party here oh yeah wait do you see

what's inside

[Music]

I knew this Moses would be up to

something on Halloween

trick or treat go on step inside wow

check this place out I don't think

there's anybody here because he'll open

the door

all right where are all these treats

we've heard so much about

[Music]

your secret that's the trick and you're

the tree

[Applause]

all right

[Music]

guys

[Applause]

[Music]

gotcha

since we really had to go in there huh

well trick or treat well thanks for

stopping by and good night Panda have a

pleasant trip

some here funny man I'm not going

anywhere until we see some candy right

guys

come on I bet it's in here

come on guys what isn't this just a bit

too evil even for you clever duh we're

monsters hello

eating kids is on like page three of the

monster handbook you've got a point

all right that's it nobody's eating

anybody

[Music]

what's she up to

um

[Music]

we forgot something we gotta do

you get the kids out here and we'll take

care of the monsters right

[Music]

hello kids

sister there's no candy here yeah

where's the candy

you're keeping the candy all for

yourself aren't you

who's under this mask anyway

[Music]

s

you've got me been keeping the candy for

myself

[Music]

[Applause]

[Music]

if you can't beat them join them let's

get this party going

[Applause]

[Music]

respect

he's weird

shut the door hurry

they found us you may as well face it

we're not gonna let you get those kids

[Applause]

they're right uh

eating little kids is is wrong don't you

think yes of course quite wrong we

promise we'll never ever do it again

right Frankie

[Music]

I am telling you something big is

happening at a hill Hearst well what are

we going to do about it I'll tell you

what we're going to do about it while

the kids have their hands full we're

going to send the monster of Our Own

just to make things more fun

[Music]

what I'll need a monster make it a good

one after all it is Halloween

oh I know I do one of just the other

night

oh

I called him Scorpio

excellent

[Laughter]

that was Scorpio arrived

[Music]

listen I think we found our next stop

[Music]

you guys aren't tired already Halloween

Halloween only comes around once a year

come on don't give up the ghosts

[Music]

yeah it's party time and I don't need no

stinking invitation

[Music]

tonight

[Music]

well hello there hey I bet I can guess

your name really that makes sense could

it be

okay

[Music]

it's a puppy

it doesn't look like a puppy oh really

[Music]

we have to find a way to stop them

before this party gets any more crowded

[Music]

come back here I've got more goodies for

you

looks like one of Lucas's monsters

invited himself to the party this is

getting way out of control time to board

be a blast

[Music]

I'll take care of the house monsters you

guys go and see what that thing is up to

right yeah

[Applause]

[Music]

thank you

[Music]

where are we

I don't know

[Music]

[Applause]

trick or treat why don't you guys pick

on someone your own size you two okay

yeah great

come back here guys I've got a surprise

for you

wow this is the best party ever

quit everyone into the basement we'll

push him in there come on

yeah

come on come on over the stairway we'll

have a good view

[Music]

let's try you guys enjoy your party

[Music]

the Secret Door yeah we can get out

through the Secret Door after a monster

[Music]

great plan bombs

I don't remember that being a one-ray

secret door

kinda line

[Music]

but what about the house monster they're

under house arrest let's go

well uh could I at least offer you guys

some uh red licorice

Wolfie Frankie

well all right

this will be a perfect place to throw a

little party in my own

this is it he's inside let's go get him

come on right

all right our Scorpio we've got your

corner you squeeze yeah

[Music]

over here

[Music]

sorry you crashed my party watch out for

a stinger well I've got lots more treats

for you Party Poopers this is one weird

monster what do you expect on Halloween

jump why don't you scan them right I'll

see what I can find

I can't find any obvious weakness I'll

find one

I can't get them off me oh let's end

this metallics Lancer

I doubt you're much of a mess for us

without your claws or tail happy

Halloween

[Music]

I'll take it from here

[Music]

he won't be crashing any more parties

tonight

[Music]

oh

this is stupid I don't see the point in

this ritual please new case

you have to constant

yeah get in touch with your ID spirits

we call out to you

come

[Music]

I think I ate too much candy me too keep

moving that's it get out no come again

next year

oh

hey great party and I know Halloween

suppose you let me look under that mask

hey where did those kids go

[Music]

here we are mom well come on I was just

thinking this nice man for the

good you got me Turk or treat

okay it's time to go but this has been

the best Halloween ever

[Music]

good

you may have scared the others but I

wasn't scared for a second

oh really

[Music]

I've been saving that one for Halloween

all year

Halloween

boom

[Music]

Squad

[Music]

now go away you bother me

[Music]

thank you

[Music]