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02x22 - The Lost Comic (Part 1)

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Big Bad Beetleborgs". Aired: September 7, 1996 – March 2, 1998.*
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Set in the fictional town of Charterville, three "typical average kids" — Andrew "Drew" McCormick and his younger sister Josephine "Jo" McCormick, and their best friend Roland Williams — enter the supposedly haunted Hillhurst Mansion after accepting a dare from rich snobs Van and Trip.

02x22 - The Lost Comic (Part 1)

Post by bunniefuu »

three typical average kids love to read

their comic strips

[Applause]

[Music]

ah another hideous creation from less

Fortune

let's hope the cartoonist has come up

with something usable this time

this looks more like a pet

I could use a friend

cartoonist you call that a monster

destroy every drawing

I don't ever want to see any of this

garbage again

it's wait

have you gone mad

yes mad at you

[Laughter]

[Music]

finally it's done

oh awesome what is it

a crustacean catcher

the next time Lucas or his th*gs enter

our home

allow me to demonstrate

[Music]

I was fast asleep when this pogo stick

fell on my nose maybe someone would like

this pogo stick up their nose we're

sorry little girl so who did it

what that's the thanks I get for

protecting this house from

[Music]

[Music]

meet me

something tells me we're in big trouble

[Music]

ER Monsters are pathetic what good are

you

yeah

less I already removed the energy cell

I knew that you're worthless I'm sending

you back to prison shale

[Music]

Mal you'll never get to see the astral

sword go ahead nuke go ahead put the

cuffs on no more monsters quit the Astro

sword you see he who holds the astral

sword

a Giant Warrior robot

awesome

tell me more about this Astro sword well

you see I was just a wee young lad but I

had already created my very first comic

book

[Music]

oh you see my brother art he came

screaming my name

what

the Astro sword I finished it and look

the four astrocoins are the good guys

it's the astroborgs dragon board

lightning board firefork and ladyboard

my four coins are the evil mantron score

pick scented pics man t*ts and hornets

soldiers of the dark

hey this is fun we may actually have a

future comic books not you Arthur me I

did all the work and I had the idea no

way you drew the evil mantrons and I did

everything else did not did too did not

you lie don't call me a liar

I'm sick and tired of this get away from

me

[Music]

but where is that comic book now

oh

well you see there there is just one

small problem

I don't remember

[Music]

does that help

the number you have reached has been

disconnected

please hang up and dial again hey no

good you may have to kiss up to that

brother of yours I'm sure he remembers

you'll just have to lie through your

teeth

I can do that

[Music]

all right put it down here fellas

[Music]

oh no

we found this trophy on the ground so we

bagged it

[Music]

okay is yours

[Music]

foreign

[Music]

[Music]

well hello Arthur

fortunes nice dudes

[Music]

get away

put your eyeballs

what is she doing here

he said he wanted to meet me yes but

it's private

Family Matter

okay we'll leave you two alone guys

wait here

do you mind

what do you want you know

we are a family now

hey you and I we've been Brothers since

birth yeah well how come you don't act

like a brother oh but Arthur

I do

do you remember our very first comic

book

the astral sword oh yes yeah that was

really cool do you by chance happen to

know where that the comic is yeah but

why why do you want to know

look bro

we ain't getting any younger

and I was thinking maybe you and I we

could work together and and publish some

of our old stuff I don't trust this guy

no way Lester not a chance why don't you

tell me where the book is

nah nah it's mine I was a genius I did

all the work you did not did not detail

did not did not

help her I always like you

[Music]

did

not did dead monsters

[Applause]

[Music]

[Music]

would you mind telling us what's going

on

well

um

so we hit the comic in a time capsule in

our backyard but then we moved away what

if the Crustaceans already found it come

on hurry

[Music]

no how did I know I was going to be

attacked by kids monsters in a blue

Phantom and a ghoul

guess I've just failed but you didn't

it's all part of my plan

now your brother and those kids will

find that comic book no matter what yes

just as I was thinking

we'll follow him my forces are already

tracking him like bugs under a

microscope

soon the astral sword will be mine

[Laughter]

there they are are you sure this is a

spot well who can remember exactly where

we buried it

I mean this was all our backyard

it could be anywhere

any ideas

bugs can find it right Joe yeah

[Music]

last one in the bogus beetle

I can't see anything down here you guys

having better luck

nothing here but dirt how about you Joe

[Music]

where are you drew

on the other side of the yard oh

you popped into each other

[Music]

success

right on schedule

Let's help him dig

what if it's gone eaten by Gophers there

it is

I'll open it

I forgot about the security system

[Music]

yeah right it's just as I remember it

this is good this is really really good

they found it they found it I knew they

would didn't I call it I called it

didn't I boy did I call how would you

like a knuckle sandwich quiet

let's get rid of those kids for a while

crustacean jet fighters arise

[Music]

come on

[Music]

[Music]

we'll need to beat Beatle Bell station

[Music]

[Music]

let's get this over with and back to the

comic the astral comic

well hello

surprise what brings you here oh not

much just looking for an old comic book

a few coins and Robo boards

[Music]

three more

say bye bye

Art's got company Crustaceans

[Music]

you had your neighborhood new KISS

it's okay I got the Astro sword

we got the Astro coins that means you

evil mantrons and the astroborgs you're

nothing without these with the astral

coins I can summon the evil mantras

troll coin all right

[Music]

this is not good this is definitely not

good mantrons

astroborg or mantrums

mantron arise

[Music]

leader of the evil batons my name is

Linux I am Maddox and I am centerpix

well Beetle Bratz

where did they go

[Music]

this is very very bad you can say that

again

[Music]

can you do it flabber I can try can I

wish me luck good luck

I am the power a Tower of Power

make me the Lord of this astral sword

[Applause]

[Music]

nothing

try the command in the comic

[Music]

roboborg

now if we had the eight astral coins

inserted right here

the giant robot Warrior would appear to

do our bidding but what if you're a bad

guy

doesn't matter whoever holds the astral

sword with the eight astral coins

commands the giant to do good yeah

or evil

then we better get those coins huh yeah

yeah we can't let Lucas get this sword

[Music]

kids kids I hate to interrupt your

little concert

but the mantrons are on the loose take a

look

[Applause]

bad

[Music]

yes

looks like they're at the charter of a

warehouse now art

man tries to feed us on paper anyhow but

uh we drill them that way well let's

hope you made a mistake

[Music]

[Music]

[Music]

we're running

[Music]

fire in the hole man Trump's a high noon

Beetleborgs you are going down

[Applause]

[Music]

let's go

[Applause]

[Music]

it's a new ball game

we're in trouble my head's still ringing

let's regroup right let's go

Lucas I have returned from battling with

The Beetleborgs well what happened

scorpix all three Beetleborgs are on the

Run side

that is great news

soon robopore will be mine

[Laughter]

[Music]

well we still have the Astro sword and

we kept this safe for you okay so you

had a bad day

but one battle does not a w*r make every

Champion hits the ground once in a while

right the mark of a true champion is

what he does when he gets knocked down

right on you're right we're gonna get

those coins and put them where they

belong

in the astral sword

going somewhere art

uh thanks for everything but I I was

just trying to sneak out without

becoming a snack for the monsters

bye

I like wait look out for the

trap door

ow it looks like his brother

[Music]