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02x30 - Mega Spectra Beetleborgs

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Big Bad Beetleborgs". Aired: September 7, 1996 – March 2, 1998.*
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Set in the fictional town of Charterville, three "typical average kids" — Andrew "Drew" McCormick and his younger sister Josephine "Jo" McCormick, and their best friend Roland Williams — enter the supposedly haunted Hillhurst Mansion after accepting a dare from rich snobs Van and Trip.

02x30 - Mega Spectra Beetleborgs

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three typical average kids love to read

their comments for baby games excellent

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[Laughter]

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Dynamite that's trouble waiting to

happen he's got these wires like all

over town well let's find out what he's

up to

foreign

[Laughter]

Town once and for all it's been blocking

our view from the cemetery long enough

why is Lee back here

oh no well they're not messing around

the Crustaceans are gonna blow up

charterville

that's what I think it is they've

already started we've got to stop them

we'll get rubber board to help right all

right this

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[Applause]

ought to slow him down

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wait till Lucas finds out he's here

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stations come out from where you're

hiding

oh no that overgrown can opener is

heading this way

Knowing When The Retreat is nine tenths

of Valor I'll send the chat Fighters

after him that will give us time to get

away

cat Fighters arise

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all right

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your tiny lasers will have no effect on

my armor

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let me show you what Mega Firepower is

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Global cycle

I disconnected the Detonator so that to

stop the expl*si*n man what a relief to

know that's over good citizens you have

nothing to fear

[Applause]

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what's going on hey hey why are you

still running

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of course I can predict the future I've

just never done it because you've never

asked me

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I can't do what's going on down

here says he can see the future I can't

I'll prove it

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I see a fat large chin fuzzle entering a

dark room where he will hurt his big toe

I've been talking about me

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voltage cables are dangerous we've got

to get this pull back up right

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all right

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that was close

good job thanks come on

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flapper are you okay

my head hurts and my arms hurt

and my knees hurt anything else what

about your toe what about your big toe

yeah that too didn't I say you'd enter a

dark world and hurt your big toe wow

fangula can predict the future

just call me Mr psychic

come on I'll tell you all your futures

1495 per Fortune

Lucas must be here somewhere

whoa hold on big fella wait right there

is there a problem sometimes calling you

can be a problem if only there was an

easier way to fight Lucas and

crustaceans

what do you think our sector Cycles

you changed them yes into Mega Spectra

sector Cycles double awesome come on

yeah

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those Mega Cycles are gonna give those

Beetle brats a big advantage

I need some Mega Powers of my own

no

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no no

no

no

that's it an excellent choice

it took me over three weeks to create

this one I call it

a transmogrifier

[Laughter]

transmogrifier all right

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forget about those Mega Spectra sector

Cycles Now The Beetleborgs will have to

deal with mega Lucas

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[Laughter]

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do it again

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I want to be Mega too me too absolutely

not I'm the only one who can handle

these Mega Powers with Mega Powers mucus

My Double Daggers could have quadrupled

powers

I said no and I mean it it is not fair

that you get to have all the fun whoever

said life Fair

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check out Mega mylor I thought I told

you not to touch that

no it is my turn no no one else is going

Mega

my transform fire

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quit crying we have work to do

[Laughter]

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whoa that was sweet yeah let's go find

our new Mega Spectra sector Cycles

huh hey flabber you want to go for a

ride no I just like to look like I'm

going fast

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magnifico

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what's with all the new telephone lines

you are not going to believe this come

on in I'll show you

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find your Psychic Network

a little ghoul line one will I make

money line two will I pass my math test

line three will I gain weight and line

four will the Cubs ever win the World

Series uh no yes 100 pounds and the Cubs

definitely know you think you'll really

tell the future well

he sure can in fact he predicted we were

going to eat you

we've heard that one all year

come up with something more original

thank you what's our future

and I don't normally do this but for

free but since I see disaster I'd be

happy to tell you

I see you in the warehouse District

battling three ugly dudes and you're

losing

us losing Ah that's one prediction that

won't come true line five a woman named

horrible wants to know her future

horrible

can you put that call on speakerphone

certainly

count fangular Psychic Network I knew

you were going to call can I help you my

comrade's new cause and violet now have

Mega Powers and I'll be joining them at

the lake and I want to know if I will be

Mega too Lucas and file are Omega we

gotta check it out at the link let's

take the Cycles

I don't see you as Mega what do you

Romance Romance

why do I have the strange feeling we're

being watched Lucas prepare to meet your

Beetle Doom

[Laughter]

Lucas and by Laura Mega oh no guys we

have to fire the beams time for spectrum

fire

those little baby bikes won't help you

against our Mega Powers

where'd they go I don't know come on

can't use your new psycho toys now can

you now we'll finish you with our Mega

Powers

[Laughter]

a real problem yeah

Lucas

now you three will finally be defeated

are you guys thinking what I'm thinking

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what's that sound

that's Robo boy

like this

may I be of assistance

yes

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I don't like the way he's looking at us

we're not finished yet we'll be back

thanks robork I guess our Mega seconds

weren't enough to battle the mega

Crustaceans

but we can't always have you fighting

our battles for us Robo boy do you think

you could turn us Mega like you did the

sector Cycles yeah will you as you wish

yes

I must go now nothing happened

put your hands out let me try something

Mega Blast nothing it still didn't work

we must be doing something wrong but

what how can we figure this out I don't

know

why you're on the Psychic Network and

here we're going to call could you hold

things

hang on a second now we're gonna you're

gonna call can you hold please

could you hold please

go ahead please promise me I'd be

rolling in dough

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you predicted I was gonna have a great

time skiing dude

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thank you

I'm handsome

wait

I knew it was going to quit someday

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still can't figure out how we

transformed

you're not so brave now without your big

friend are you try it

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[Laughter]

we can't defeat them unless we're Mega

too

let's try it again only this time let's

try saying megabore ah Mega board huh

show me your powers

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looks like the sides are a little more

even now you still want to try us

[Applause]

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Arsenal

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Vector land crossbow

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let's give him some Mega trouble

come here

heads up fellas

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[Applause]

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hey it's no fun when we don't have the

advantage I agree let's get out of here

we're Mega awesome

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beer boys

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yeah it was awesome Mega Powers we can

even fly I gotta slow down there kids

Mega who Rubble board gave his new Mega

Powers in just in time two of the

Crustaceans have Mega Powers too well

you're gonna need them

what up in the finger the psychic

hotline oh he gave that up

but now he's running the monster

Shopping Network our next item is the

wonderful cheese I've had I thank you

Miss Google if you'll notice cheese of

pet grows real mold on the outside

order now and I'll throw in a bag of

free maggot eggs

boy is the phone's ringing not the hug

somebody says out of the restaurant Miz

outside the network that was so funny

because and you're confused yes well

it's gonna happen hello thank you uh and

hello and tuna uh hello thank you

foreign

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