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02x31 - Battle of the Giants

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Big Bad Beetleborgs". Aired: September 7, 1996 – March 2, 1998.*
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Set in the fictional town of Charterville, three "typical average kids" — Andrew "Drew" McCormick and his younger sister Josephine "Jo" McCormick, and their best friend Roland Williams — enter the supposedly haunted Hillhurst Mansion after accepting a dare from rich snobs Van and Trip.

02x31 - Battle of the Giants

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three typical average kids love to read

their comic strips baby games

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okay

you drilled enough flapper was expecting

us an hour ago okay okay just one more

now that new kids and vilor have gone

Mega we've got to be ready for them we

can go Mega two you know thanks to

roboboard

is that supposed to be a worm tank well

you have to use your imagination I'd

rather use my lasers stand back okay go

for it this is what I think of worm

tanks

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Direct Hit

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finished I am out of here

I

need you to draw for me

it's always about you isn't it isn't it

you you you

what about me

you destroyed my mega machine on purpose

it was no longer of any use to me I

wasn't about to allow anyone else to go

Mega

but it was my machine don't get any big

Ideas cartoonist unless they concern

getting rid of roboborg ideas like an

astral ax with the power to generate the

giant robot boron

foreign

a giant robot strong enough to defeat

Robo bark

try it

make me

do it or I'll terminate our relationship

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who does he think he is trouble with the

help

who does he think Harry is

then he doesn't want anyone else to go

Mega

I'll show him

hey what's up what little girl won't

come out of the basement oh

well what else is new Robert it's her

turn to cook and all we got for

breakfast was bug juice and it wasn't

even fresh squeezed

here I'll try to reason with it

little girl

we sure could go for some of your awful

waffles

how about it hey what do we have here oh

go away I mean it forever I guess that

means we don't get breakfast

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probably got tired of waiting for us

flapper

he's gotta be here somewhere

where are you

I love children

well done stir fried

a barbecue

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hey you are just in time I made a batch

of slime ba*ls to keep the wolf from the

door

no offense Wolfie

hungry

I was thank you we've been working out

with rubberbork and we're ready for

newcus

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is this Chef always gets first taste

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I get the other arms

it's little ghoul's turn to cook but

she's locked herself in the basement and

she's not saying anything to anybody

maybe she'll talk to us

listen up fellas now uh if the kids get

little ghoul to come out

promise to leave them alone

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I'm work I'm working

is what you told Mega nukes about the

boring true

giant robot

why don't Megan Lucas summons the astral

ax

how level with you cartoonist I am mad

about this Mega thing and I want revenge

Lucas has got a mega without me

so now I have a plan that gives me

let's say us more than Mega Power

hmm

God I'm listening haven't you could

summoned the Astro X then I will grab it

you won't expect it and you and I will

control bar and together

a giant lesson

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little ghoul says she's never coming out

of the basement again

never

we don't have time for this we gotta

keep a lookout what's roboborborg on our

side newcus might try anything maybe

she's afraid of something

okay it's in sync what a ghoul is like

bribery good idea

maybe she'd like a lifetime subscription

to the American ghoul magazine

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I'd let her hide in my sarcophagus

she can have all the Fang floss she

wants

it's worth a try

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well what else do little ghouls like

that's a Tuffy

I'll give it a try

go Sprout cookies

yum little girl's favorite

I sure hope she comes out of that

basement before they're all gone

hey

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sucker

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is I finished yet

the astral ax

you are wise to cooperate cartoonist

astral ax arise

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Baron is working for me what

me too

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stop or I'll neutralize you man

come on we are taking our ax on the road

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deploy the crustacean jet fighters and

find them

I want that astral ax

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how long can little girl stay down there

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uh-oh PlayStation jet fighters we should

have been giving a lookout

don't worry flabber we'll hurry back

it's always something

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it was my idea to steal the X but I drew

him I get to summon Boron okay we will

do it together on three

one two

three

Mega Lucas has been looking for you no

too late

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I await your command

Huron destroy the city

with pleasure

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this is a flab tastropy an evil giant

robot working for Mega Lucas right did

you say evil giant yeah there goes the

neighborhood that's right Mega Lucas

found something to take on roboboard

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destroyed we went right by good that'll

give some time what are you gonna do

we're gonna board and go find Robo board

ready

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it's right here thanks let's take the

megas back to sector cycle

be careful don't worry about us we've

got provabor you better head for cover

okay

the basement's the safest place

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listen you little feed sack very little

this is a matter of afterlife and death

yeah

cool you know you and little cool have

what I call a hate hate relationship

gives me an idea

foreign

hello

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it is your fault that foreign

has escaped and I told the cartoonist it

was a bad idea working without you hey

wait a minute you two-time at double

crossing your lack of loyalty leaves me

cold

all in the chats and let's find Boron I

don't want him damaged Boron is on the

outskirts of Urbana city let's go wait

what about these two

they need to chill out I'll deal with

them later

how long does it take to thaw out

we can activate roboborg over there

okay guys can we go

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more practice drills this is the real

thing motherboard

look

Megan Lucas has released a giant robot

of his own

it's destroying Urbana city I'll take

care of this we'll be right beside you

I'll see you in Urbana city be careful

let's try out the hyperdrive okay by me

then hyperdrive it is hang on to your

hats

and I thought for sure I'd be stepped on

oh engine what happened that's it I've

told you everything what do you think it

means Dr slab

what does it mean uh-huh why it is clear

as Apple's brutal what

you've developed gigandophobia

yes fear of giants

but don't worry I know the Cure come

with me okay this better work

destroy

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all right

stop right there I am Boron the

Destroyer

come on

thoron I am your master

destroy robobore yes

a worthy opponent

thanks for the compliment Choose Your

Weapon long swords

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good choice

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unguard my enemy

this will be your last battle

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there they are born has to be stopped ah

you're just in time to see

annihilate your giant friend

I say we go Mega right right

okay

Mega boards are back all right ready for

takeoff

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not again

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now I'll cut you down to size

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it's on the wrist watch

oh no the ax is a shield too

Boron will take care of The Beetleborgs

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we should go and help give him a chance

is safe again yeah yeah

you weren't bad yourself

next time it's a fight to the Finish

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well that can mean only one thing what

would that be more drills

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now what do you want me to do okay I

want you to look at roboborg yeah

through the wrong end of the telescope

and I won't be afraid of giants anymore

well try it tell me what you see oh Robo

burgers

but that other robot

another robot one other robot give me

that

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obvious

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that's enough for today now that four

arms around but Mega Lucas has a fight

to the Finish it's serious rubber boy

can beat that big bully any day so we

stay ready and when the time comes I'll

be right beside you yeah yeah

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oh

man

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thank you