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02x35 - Mega Borg Power

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Big Bad Beetleborgs". Aired: September 7, 1996 – March 2, 1998.*
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Set in the fictional town of Charterville, three "typical average kids" — Andrew "Drew" McCormick and his younger sister Josephine "Jo" McCormick, and their best friend Roland Williams — enter the supposedly haunted Hillhurst Mansion after accepting a dare from rich snobs Van and Trip.

02x35 - Mega Borg Power

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three typical average kids love to read

their comments true about their wish for

baby games

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[Applause]

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oh it is beautiful this time we have

finally done it

what is it hey

is this the worst you can do

oh yeah those monsters are the worst of

the worst the baddest of the bad yeah

the bottom of the bottom

what are you doing

open the valve card s

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[Laughter]

what is it sewer sludge from the

charterville sewer no wait back into the

main line yes people have been dumping

their chemicals down the drain

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what we have here is Extreme toxic waste

which will mutate your monster drawings

into something more horrible than even

horrible could imagine

one two three four five rolling draw

card

name a four-letter word for Voodoo that

starts with d

ull d-o-l-o

thanks little girl no I've lost my

goalie doll have you seen it no we

haven't sorry thanks okay it's your turn

Joe

I mean eight letter word for pain

h-e-a-d-a-c-h-e yes

oh

Frankie

what are you doing

well we thought if we hung him upside

down more blood would drain into his

brain

fellas there's two things wrong with

that Frank beans doesn't have any blood

in his body and he doesn't have brain we

never thought of that Look Out Below

[Music]

oh no we broke the table

Bubble Trouble toxic bubble a monster

birth we are soon to see

so

disgusting oh creature of toxic waste

all right

I think I'm going to like her she's just

a baby now

give her time

I will call her rep Gillian

[Music]

destroy Urbana city then turnerville

then The Beetleborgs

we'll invite those pug rats to watch the

show

[Laughter]

good thing you land on your head Frankie

oh come on Frankie

whoa whoa easy big fella oh

no do you have a headache Frankie your

boats are loose

[Music]

ah

dress should we board for these guys

no way

[Music]

[Music]

oh

invitation

[Music]

you were cordially invited to witness

the destruction of Urbana city

by our own supergiant rep Gillian

monster

charterville is next

you just have a new monster and a big

one too

[Music]

[Music]

we need to make a cycle right come on

oh I just love those Mega Spectra sector

Cycles

say that 10 times fast megasmaker sector

Cycles Mega Spectra sector Cycles

all right guys let's do it

we're lucky we'll catch it before it

gets to the city

foreign

[Music]

come on

[Music]

having monster problems yeah there's a

culprit well I'm just gonna have to

knock a few manners into this oversized

lizard

foreign

[Music]

[Applause]

[Music]

[Applause]

giant robots fighting giant monsters

even the Beetleborg seem stumped as

powerless as the rest of us have The

Beetleborgs finally met their match

run like the wind Wolfgang the fate of

mankind depends upon you and us not to

mention Hillhurst oh Run movie

I don't works it's our only hope

[Music]

there is nothing like a little toxic

waste to make your day and if you better

with reptilian unleashing her powers on

Urbana city at last we have the ultimate

monster

thanks to little old B

ory

what are you doing here you fleabag

what did he say silence

right

ah

we surrender stop the destruction we'll

hand over our data bonders at the city

limits when the going gets tough the

Beetleborg surrender

[Laughter]

run home little doggy

[Music]

we could do this we have to do this

oh how cute they look without their

armor these are bunders wait

here's the deal crustaceans we'll

surrender when you call off your giant

lizard done promise that on your a*s

relax very well

of course

[Music]

ex stop them

Boron

[Laughter]

he forgot to say a rise

[Music]

all right

yes

destroy that monster I

mean this town

[Applause]

heaven

[Applause]

I'm like why I know this

[Applause]

ah he's down

how could this be happening not over

till the fat lady sings

[Music]

we're out of here grab your wonders

[Music]

they can have the extra legs and you can

have the Astro sword

is invincible

[Music]

everybody remain calm don't panic move

it in orderly fast

foreign

is asking the same question where are

The Beetleborgs when we really need them

this will be my last transmission as we

are evacuating the city this is Benny

bodell on the scene for Channel 17.

[Music]

and if you do exactly as it says it will

mean victory

okay that's my plan what do you think uh

I think we'd better keep it simple yeah

flabber all right now let's review

hey I've got one bad dude a very bad

dude the worst dude we've ever faced but

he's still just one dude and we have

roboborg and Boron and the mega Spectra

sector Cycles I love those things and we

can escalate to megabore right

[Music]

he's okay everyone we're doctors we know

what we're doing nurse

ready when you are duck no we may have

to determinate the patient in order to

get rid of his headache

get out of here can't you see we're

trying to save trouble now yeah

as I was saying

how are we gonna stop this gigantic

lizard we've gotta use teamwork right

combine our forces and focus our power

right challenge

I just love it when they do that you

know

[Music]

all right here we go Phase One using the

mega Cycles we established an a*tillery

platform right with voice activation

Mega Cycles at my command

thank you

power up w*r on roboboard

it won't be those squeaks nothing can

help you now we'll see Mega Cycles

reptilian destroy them

[Music]

I think it's time for Mega guys

foreign

[Music]

[Music]

we'll take care of the Crustaceans

fighting together we cannot fail

do you give up it's not fair they have

those Mega cycles and The Mega Powers

enough well that's reptilian finish off

those fetal squeaks after she finishes

off those two ten men ah

phase four helper giant friends

let's finish this

[Applause]

[Music]

[Applause]

make a promise

[Music]

all together

[Music]

[Applause]

clean up that mess you disgust me I

don't do toxic waste mucus and you're

out of here

you got that right I'm out of here I'm

going back to jail to get a little piece

hey quiet

get some quality work done here

you guys are gonna miss me I created you

and I can erase you I know I never

really liked that guy

we want to thank you guys for a job well

done you were a big help I like being on

the good side we're glad to have you

yeah yeah and so am I now that's what I

call Dream Team

Way To Go Kids it looks like

charterville will be safe for a while

with Robo boarding Boron on our side and

the mega Specter sector cycles and the

mega Spectra beetleborg's metallics

those Crustaceans better think twice

before they try something else uh-huh

wow give me one more chance I promise I

won't poke you in the eye again Frankie

has a headache yeah his bolts are on too

tight yeah that's because somebody

tightened him with a Pneumatic drill

we've got to loosen your bolts no church

[Music]

if you put it that way

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cool

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nothing but this doll

[Music]

y

I thought your head was supposed to be

empty

[Music]

here we go again

[Music]

thank you

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