01x01 - Rock and Ride!

[bunniefuu]

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hey hey throttle watch me blow past that

snork from saturn

yep that's me i'm the baddest motorcycle

mama jamma in the universe

modest too

ah

this is living nothing to do but rocking

and rolling racing through the cosmos

we got absolutely no

problem

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sir target identified as a cyclodrome

thunder pipe used only by the cave mouse

population from the planet mars

impossible weren't all martian mice

destroyed during the protagonian

occupation of mars

i wonder

gonna blow that ship to the seven

scattered galaxies

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somebody out there doesn't like us yeah

those somebodies look a lot like

plutarchians i can almost smell them

from here looks like we've crossed with

one of their destroyers vape them what

do you say we fry the fins off those

stink faces do it one fish face barbecue

coming up

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vincent it works better if you sh**t

before the weapon flies out the door

yeah well um timing's everything so what

are we gonna do that's easy we're going

down

your rights

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now

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uh

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[Applause]

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i knew i should have gone for the power

steering whoa imminent destruction

what a rush

moto get him ready to eject

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guys let me tell you something in this

wild and wooly universe of ours there's

only three things you can count on your

brains your bros

and your bike helmets on

it's time to rock

and ride

and as chicago takes the field

holy toledo what places is that

hey nice reception who told him we were

coming rope it infinity we didn't mean

to cause any trouble citizens okay boys

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give me your money jack now

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hey sweetheart you didn't really plan on

hurting anyone with this thing did you

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no sir good

then if you don't mind

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bingo

i gotta go now

i think i hear my mom calling me nice

try g*y citizen

thanks mister

here have a dog

dog eh

i've heard of these i'll check it out

ride free citizen

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you see anywhere over here the usual

let's roll

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hold him up

hey listen to this

busted gyro no sweat sweetheart we find

us a cycle part shop and i'll have it

fixed pronto i don't know we've been on

these streets for miles and i haven't

seen a repair pit yet keep looking moto

you know there's something strangely

familiar about this place

and it's not exactly a happy memory i

mean check it out nothing but miles deep

craters and crumbling buildings yeah but

look at the bright side bright side

that bright side

i'll scoop it up

tell your slimy boss that i don't care

how much money he has the last chance

garage is mine and it's not for sale

he was not being wise ladies mr

limburger watched this land and what

lawrence limberger wants lawrence

lindberger

listen you overgrown grease monkey you

got 10 seconds to vacate this place i'm

gonna vacate your face

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what the heck my lift needed a grease

job anyway

news is starting to annoy me big time

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maybe now you'll see mr limb burgers

generous offer in a new light

say there citizen why don't you leave

the lady alone huh

and who's gonna make me wrench face

who's gonna make me hey

who's gonna make this my middle name i'm

gonna make

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oh man

oh what's the matter the little bitty

baby biker hurt himself

get up and fight you loser what are you

a man or a mouse

yo

mouse you got a problem with that

this is one crummy place you got here

it's crawling with rats

rat

my mama didn't raise no stinking rat

understand it's tail lifting time

let's take this rich head down

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time to roll sweetheart

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talk about your slippery customers

yeah they could call them the duke of

oil

do you

guys guys guys guys you're off key

what what would you do

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i give up

you okay ma'am don't you come any closer

you you oh hey hey hey hey don't break a

nail we just came in to get my bike

fixed yeah we're the good guys talk

about no appreciation

i don't believe this i've just been

saved by a bunch of giant

gerbils mice ma'am we're mice mice you

were expecting turtles maybe mice with

antennas and biker clothes and

motorcycles don't forget your basic

studly bots i've seen better maybe but

not with this much charm where on earth

did you guys come from mars mars mars

mars is there an echo in here i don't

think she likes our answers mars right i

don't believe this i think you guys

better explain yourselves

okay look it's a long story you see our

planet was invaded by a race of smelly

stink faces called plutarchians here

i'll show you

now the flutarkians wanted our land

right it seems they wasted all their own

natural resources so they go around

strip mining the cosmos so they blew up

your planet nah they bought up our

planet tore the place apart and dug up

the land to ship back to pluto

right but the mice population fought

back but most of us were wiped out

moto here gave his arm to the cause

vinnie got half his face taken off

that's why he wears the mask yeah but

that's okay because what's left is

definitely grade a mouse material in

your dreams pal you know the way you

guys describe what these uh plutarchians

did to your planet

i think you ought to check something out

from the looks of things

i'd say

they're here

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ah

chicago

soon all your precious soil will be mine

then new york paris hamburg detroit well

maybe not detroit

those motor city maniacs are a little

too crazy for me

but one day

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uh sorry boss

grease picked

dear boy

yes boss you're dripping on my carpet

uh sorry boss

just try and get good help these days

now

as i recall i sent you to purchase the

last chance garage is this correct uh

yes and i believe you were then to

demolish it that's right boss then why

is it still there

it wasn't my fault boss honest you see

there were these big mice mice

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on mars

do you recall those mice who escaped

your laboratory on mars the three

leaders of that pathetic

rebellion yes

most frustrating i had barely started

experimenting on them

when they got away

yay doc how about four rounds then i

could clap in stereo

oh shut up carbuncle pay attention those

spiker rebels have now come to earth and

i want to know what you are going to do

about it well your cheddar cheesiness

if you wish to catch a mouse

you must build a better

mouse trap

excellent

now all we need is

the bait

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that ought to do it not bad you're a

pretty good bike jacket best in shy town

by the way your weapons look like they

could use a little improvement so i put

in a few extras extras like what

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like that

i like it sweetheart i like it thanks i

live for your approval i better go out

and get those back before they fall into

the wrong hands

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hey buddies we're honing some chrome and

rattling the roadways on wbkr sweet

georgie brown banging heads with metal

rock and ro oh from g*ns and noses

ah what'd i tell you guys is this guy

sweet georgie brown the baddest dj in

the universe or what sweet

hey what's taking charlie girl so long

yo biker bunnies all those gopher teeth

of yours out here i got something for

yous

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shut up you come on what's the matter

cat got your tails

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geez don't these guys ever use doors

let her go oil breath

use touch me and i pull this string and

your friend she goes

back all right bros left flank roll no

god

maybe we should think it over before you

get it

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gotcha sweetheart

have i got style or what what you've got

is bad breath you've been eating onions

again huh the story of my life no

appreciation

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hey

three against one ain't fair are you

listen to oil breath

you just take a message back to your

boss for us what message you tell him

the biker mice from mars are in town and

the party's over you got that uh yeah i

think so good

now it's time to go oh no

hey

like they say back at quickly field

batter up

here's the wind up and the

mr lindbergh

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can't anyone do anything around here

must i have to do everything myself

your mousetrap was less than a success

if you can't take care of those

repulsive rodents

we're through on this planet

well if one has racks in the attic

there's but one thing to do

them

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hey charlie says this is where we'll

find that lawrence limburger clown time

to pop in for a little visit battle mode

bros we're gonna rock the walls off this

joint

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i want one of those

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you know i don't think lindbergh is

exactly happy to see us

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company

spread

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it's just so hard to find good help

these days i know

i know

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hey i smell blue tarpon

oh well you could tell

i must have the air conditioning

repaired at once

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yes my

boy how very nice of you to remember

oh i remember all right i remember how

you took my arm but i got another one

very

interesting invention

and speaking of inventions

i have one you might like to meet

exterminator

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well well

it seems that it's time to say goodbye

to our guests

i gotta tell you it's been a treat

fellas but it's time for us to rock

and roll

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exterminate them

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kick it bros

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you guys take limb burgers goon squad

i'll handle the big fella

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what a flat head

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looks like i quoted me a big fat rat

rats to you pal

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it's been real sweethearts but now it's

time for lights out

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double play

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come and get me tim man end of the road

groding

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i'll be back yeah well don't forget to

ride

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it's gonna take a long time to mend that

mangled mess of metal

typical just great well if you're stuck

here on earth this place will make as

good a hideout as anything what here in

the scoreboard why not limburger and his

grease g*ons would never think to look

for you here

well now we got the bachelor pad thing

together what do you say we grab a

little chow i know a great cheese shop

downtown oh get it

come on what do you think we are anyway

huh mike i was thinking maybe a few root

beers a couple of dogs okay group then

let's i got this one sweetheart

okay you ma pajamas

let's rock

and ride

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[Applause]

[Laughter]