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01x03 - The Reeking Reign of the Head Cheese: Part 2

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Biker Mice from Mars". Aired: September 19, 1993 – February 24, 1996.*
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Show follows three anthropomorphic mice motorcyclists named Throttle, Modo, and Vinnie who escape a w*r on their home planet Mars before arriving to rebel on the Earth against the species that destroyed their homeland and to one day return to Mars.

01x03 - The Reeking Reign of the Head Cheese: Part 2

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kidnapped the mayor of chicago using

greasepad and his g*ons disguised as

biker mice

as a result the biker mice are falsely

accused of kidnapping

but limburger's not stopping there the

big cheese is moving ahead with his own

plan to steal the entire city of chicago

his first act is to destroy the local

diamond mart and vacuum up all the

diamonds why

that's a surprise

there's just one team a little problem

that blasted creature charlie has

overheard that the mayor is being held

hostage at an abandoned sizzle warehouse

she alerts those worthless rodents and

they ride off to the rescue

and the biker mice find that they have

walked into a trap

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all right griezmann here's the deal you

let the lady go and we surrender

okay sure deal

i wouldn't trust this oil spill as far

as i could flush them like we got a

choice you're catching on bucktooth

brain you don't cuff him

all right

you got it so let the girl go now

hey you know i don't like your attitude

i think i'll change my mouth i mean mine

boys give the pretty lady a nice set of

bracelets

well it seems his promise slipped right

out of his greasy little mind boys guess

we'll just have to remind him politely

of course how about no hands maneuver

number five oh can't we do number three

instead i look so cool in that one

number five vincent now

yeah my favorite story a tale of tooth

turkey

get off my back wrench

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you might get hurt know what i mean

wise

now i'm gonna be real polite and ask you

again oil breath let the lady go

no way you're not a chance rodent

now

ah missed me mousey well some days you

catch the mouse some days the mouse

catches you

[Music]

good breaks

okay you're out of here charlie not

without you guys i'm not hey listen just

cause greasepit goes back in this deal

doesn't mean we do babe he's still the

law

let's get our bikes are safe before

these greaseballs wake up hey

oh yeah

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now

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[Applause]

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hmm

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what a delightful surprise oh yes so

where is the traditional plutocan

greeting

really your high chairmanship i'm not

feeling quite up to it

chick chickens

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now that the formalities are over

i might i inquire the purpose of your

call your overtness

just checking up limburger after all i

shall be arriving tomorrow you will have

some serious strip mining done by then

won't you

uh

excuse me your amples

what is it

i i got the mice boss

you were mentioning some

problems

problems oh no your considerableness no

problem no problems at all as a matter

of fact i intend to deliver the entire

city of chicago directly to your stench

carrier oh

well

congratulations

but i warn you limburger this time you'd

better deliver

yes

how is the digging machine

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then all i need is a driver someone

experienced in burrowing underground

i anticipated

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are you insane another mouse mouse

that's a mouse

i'm a rat i eat mice for breakfast

yes

i like it

uh these healiest felons

done kidnapped the most honorable man

blew up your basic diamond mark was

trespassing mid malice a fort pot on the

local steel foundry

and held up a toy store yeah and

and resisted a rest yeah that's it put

them away for life

man this guy's testimony is as dirty as

he is it's unfair unfair makes me

unhappy stand aside what are you gonna

do big fella you're not a lawyer no but

i've seen every single episode of l.a

law three times ah your honor i have an

objection

yes what is it your honor as it was

clearly shown that the diamond mart was

being demolished previous to our arrival

it clearly falls under the cause of the

postum entropicum where we weren't

yeah too bad there's no commercial break

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there's no way we could have held up the

alleged toy store in question it would

have been lunch to him

quid air gold demonstrator your honor

i have concluded my defense yes yes

brilliant testimony i think

this court finds you three not guilty

you're free to go please

guys i came as fast as i could but i'm

still trying to find a lawyer

lawyer no no more lawyers please they

are free to go

and as soon as possible free to go huh

that's what you think i'll just have the

rescues again hot at this time you'll

have to catch his first grease dump and

we're not sticking around but you are

hey get these things off of me blast

your blasted bike of mice yeah

listen guys whatever limburger's up to

it's gonna happen soon

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he's building something big at a secret

factory just outside town hmm i don't

know what it is but if lindbergh is part

of it you know it's gonna stink come on

bros time to rock

and ride

the big cheese ain't gonna like this

[Music]

but is it big enough

oh yes big enough to strip mine all

chicago in a single day

say farewell to chicago gentlemen

because by this time tomorrow the windy

city will be gone with the wind

[Applause]

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come on get this contraption

me use me please

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ready to dig mr big

let's do it

hold the train limburger

you're not giving the shaft to chicago

if we can help it you operate under a

gross misconception you see you're not

going to be able to stop me you

repulsive rodents hey

the present company accepted of course

so

rat now get them you miss crayons

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shoulders is now mine to mine

these guys are a pain in my tail hey

let's throw him for a loop hang on

charlie girl

are you guys crazy

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that's your opinion

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well they certainly look at home there

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but where's limburger and that big

machine

i got a stinking feeling limb burgers

more underfoot than ever

this is so much fun it should be rated x

for excavation

they're activating soil transport to

space holding bins

now

let's

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oh yes wonderful on to chicago

you know we could have come out that

other hole we blasted when we went in

are you kidding where's the fun in that

fun's over guys look

lindbergh was undermining the whole city

if he reaches the buildings with people

in them

looks like lindbergh is finally getting

into heavy rock which means we gotta

roll grab the rest of those leftover

diamonds and follow me

how gratifying reminds me of the final

days of mine

i must tell the high chairman

limburger

what do you want i'm in my bath

all right

let's dispense with the greeting this

time shall we oh just this once

have you called to report your

failure not at all

the entire city of chicago is crumbling

at this very moment

i can absolutely guarantee you delivery

you better because if you don't you'll

be cleaning my whole stench carrier with

your tongue

and not to worry

you asinine aristocrat

not even the biker mice can possibly

stop me now

oh no lindbergh's machine is headed

straight for sweet georgie brown's radio

station the bean

must be a country western fan now that's

the final dig

now i'm mad yeah lindbergh is fighting

dirty now no overgrown cheese mold chops

my favorite radio station hope these new

modifications work

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time for the concrete test you got it

last off

it really works it's pouring right

through yeah i don't think it's boring i

think it's kind of fun

[Music]

we're not catching up it's too fast we

got to head it off why don't we take the

shortcut guys

follow me

next stop the big

cheese have we destroyed that irritating

radio station yet just ahead

gonna rock it down

huh

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that's far enough limburger it's those

wretched rodents drill them now

that's it bros fire it will i'd rather

fire at the machine just do it

let's make that rat turntale and run

back where he came from good idea i

can't do as much damage that way it's

turning

are we the baddest underground sensation

or what

not this way you flapping ball

then take care of them

gladly

nothing a tunnel rat likes more than a

good quarry

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for me

you see you're about to be destroyed

meet your personal escort to the

afterlife

tunnel rats i tear misses to pieces

[Music]

time to borrow froze let's rock and ride

and rock

[Music]

never thought i'd say it but getting a

little tired of hard rock

this guy is one whacked out gone gopher

let's bring him down and get our tails

topside yeah fast radio reception down

here's lousy

digging machines dead ahead prepare for

operation bullfight

they're coming right at us

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yeah that'll hold them until carbuncle

sends them back to whatever rat hole he

crawled out of okay now that we've

trapped the rat it's time for the cheese

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no i have to have control

i'm the man

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politics is a power game rodent and in

this

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it's an honor to give you a ride your

honor get him to safety vinnie we'll

wrap things up here

back to work little buddy oh yay i'm

good

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what

where are we headed

no

not my tower

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that was fun

oh

now what

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[Applause]

oh thank you thank you you young heroes

have saved not only my life but our city

as well

ah

no big deal just doing our duty as

citizens now i must reward you okay

how about free passes to the opera

thanks but no thanks the the key to the

city um an invitation to the policemen's

ball

parking validations

that's okay

well then i'm sorry all i have left are

coupons for free hot dogs and root beer

done deal we'll take them

ride free citizen

ride free

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so you failed after all what do you have

to say for yourself limburger

[Music]

now get to work

all right free hot dogs fruit beer and

rock and roll

so fast you guys aren't getting off that

easy

what this city's a mess we've all got to

pitch in and help clean it up but

hey babe we saved the city remember

doesn't that get us off the hook

not if you're good citizens it doesn't

she's right bro this job's not over yet

oh man i knew fighting underground was

going to be a dirty job but this is

ridiculous

cleaning up the city going down downtown

eating up the city we gotta get down

honestly

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[Applause]

[Laughter]

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you