01x05 - A Mouse and His Motorcycle

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bros this is not what i consider being

on guard oh lighten up throttle we're

still watching the armory we're just

having us a nice friendly little tractor

pool contest whilst we maintain our

vigilance of course if you think your

bike can't handle it handling my bike

right you just worry about that tin can

of yours hot shot first one of the big

tree wins all right

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on three come on

do it like i know you can one

two

three

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heads

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come

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the on of your big behind gives you

traction nope

all the credit goes to my sweet dog

whoa what's that it's car buckle that

depraved deviant man i knew that

flatulent felon limburger would want

that gas cut loose bros

let's rock

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well your mission

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ah yes amazing isn't it this one little

canister contains enough top secret

knockout gas to make chicago sleep for

24 hours all the time i need

to gut it

so good night sweet citizen i do hope

you have pleasant dreams because by the

time you awaken

there will be no more chicago

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this

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[Applause]

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what

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whoops our adoring fans rush the field

time to play hardball

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what they need is a nice cool drink

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chuck up another successful saving in

the city bros i wonder if we can get a

government grant

so close

i was so close

all i want to do is to destroy one

single measly paltry little planet is

that so much to ask

a city here a city there

i'm a patient man it would all add up

but no

always those blasted by the mice bring

me down

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wisconsin's finest

of those nefarious life

yes i think you got the formula perfect

doc

what are you doing

my newest invention your laughing bovine

i call it toxic go

all we have to do is spill it anywhere

we want and the land is ruined

then you just volunteer to clean it up

and you can dig up all you want my dear

dr carbuncle

allow me to point out a tiny flaw in

your reasoning

if the land is ruined

why would i want it

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hello betty that was fun

do it again quite brilliant

those rampant rodents will simply arrive

and ruin everything as they always do

those blasted bikes of theirs are too

fast too powerful too ingenious to fight

if only i could obtain one and learn its

marvelous secrets

that's it

that's the solution

we'll set a trap

a toxic trap

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ah this is great yeah i mean even us

interplanetary heroes need time off

there you go darling purdy is a one-two

punch hey guys

speaking of knockouts you guys coming in

the water is great

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what's that overload lug nut up to i

don't know but if limb burgers behind it

you know it reeks let's ride

guys guys wait up

oh men they're all rats those guys are

just more obvious about

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they'll be it right into a trap

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yo yank the tank

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it's working we're holding it to the

line sweetheart so that now she's want

to play tug-of-w*r

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can't hold it much longer this is real

drag

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get to safety i don't want your paint

getting scratched

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pretty tricky mousy but guess where the

next one goes i'm gonna blast your bike

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get

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man what a time to be caught without a

can opener i'm worried about moto he's

not looking too good

moto speak to me big fella

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my bros

my bike

an excellent day's work carbuckle i

dispose of those vermin would you

consider them crushingly conquered your

cheddary richness

hey is it just the economy or is housing

getting tight around here

we gotta stop this thing are we gonna be

two all mouse paddies special sauce

lettuce cheese no cheese no cheese i

hate cheese

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nobody

hurts

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bad shape

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that's the last of the goo

but he's pretty weak

my bike

this is weak hey

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it's gonna be all right you're going to

be fine but you have to rest

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fish face done to you

so what i've been waiting for let's go

dice the big cheese and get mono's right

back

little brother would be expecting that

i'm sure he's got a full squad of wrench

heads on guard without moto we've lost a

key player

we gotta bide our time

no that's thinking cheese ball better

not hurt my bike hey hey hey big fella

your bike can take care of herself yeah

one thing for sure she ain't being a

model prisoner

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just grab it grab it you investigate

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i've been having difficulty

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don't be silly my dear doctor you're

simply incompetent letting those

wretched rodents escape you

look out it's going to attack

nonsense it's merely a machine

reflecting its owner's personality

and that shall be its downfall observe

what i have here is the most odious

enemy of all rock and roll enthusiasts

music

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you see

a little finesse a little distraction a

little

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it's a gift

something i was hatched with now if

you'll excuse me i have a press

conference to attend

oh and carb uncle

yes you're poly unsaturated

i'll want to start digging immediately

make sure there is a sufficient amount

of that powder which dissolves the toxic

goo

you can count on me

yes unfortunately i have no choice

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my fellow citizens

as you know an unexplained toxic spill

is even now contaminating one of our

fairest waterfront parklands unexplained

huh i'd like to unexplain his

as you know i have always had

special plans for this city yeah to turn

it into a giant crater and so in the

interests of the public good i now

volunteer the limburger toxic cleanup

corporation to take care of this tragic

spill

of course it will require a great deal

of expensive digging but i am prepared

to shoulder the cost it would be a

tragedy to put chicago in the hole

has it worked

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gotta stop him and get my bike back i've

got an idea but we need that knockout

gas let's get back to the garage and

hurry

before the city's best park takes a

one-way ride to plutarch

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the park stead ahead jacoons get ready

to dig a whole lot of fun

lindbergh's not taking any chances i

never seen so many ugly bozos with

blasters

gotta get my bike

if carbon goes so much as ding's a

fender out easy bro we'll get

charlie's got a great plan it's a

dangerous plan that's why i like it

listen up then i've hooked up the sleep

gas canister to this button fire it when

you get inside yeah yeah get to the good

part sweetheart and this is your new

supercharger getting warmer it will give

you 30 seconds of supersonic speed got

that

cooker listen to me 30 seconds no more

after that boom the supercharger goes up

like a b*mb and if it's still on the

bike so do you impending catastrophe

that's why i love it

he's a wild man how has he lived this

long well if he takes more than 30

seconds he won't live much longer

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not again

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yeah baby

let's shift into third

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last not this time

please

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yes

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full second despair

hardly even exciting now it's up to

throttle and moto

oh you know he's loving this come on

throttle kick it my bike's in there

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we're not exactly in control of this

situation are we somehow we gotta find a

way to take those creeps out not us what

do you mean this ain't our fight

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go get em

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yeah she's the best but we still got to

do something about grease bit in that

toxic goo

hey she's trying to tell us something oh

come on hey i know my bike what you

saying darling

well i'll be darned i told you

time to save the park bros and just to

keep limb burger too busy to stop us

let's yank

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behind me you see the digging crews from

the limburger industries getting ready

to clean up this mysterious toxic spill

tragically this environmentally

necessary cleanup will result in the

destruction of this beautiful parkland

wait

something's happening

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so

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ladies and gentlemen something amazing

has just happened three mysterious

motorcyclists have just caused the toxic

spill to vanish the park appears to be

saved

so hey are we good or what the best

always have been always will be

you did good bite you did real good now

let's rock

blast them hog riding hamsters with the

big cheese finds out about this that

mice are in for use

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excuse me

i'm in a bad mood a very bad mood i need

something to cheer me up

and i know just what would do it

so

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you