01x06 - Test of Friendship

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delicately placed right where you wanted

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if you pathetic patrons have concluded

your little display of ineptitude

the ore train appears to be on time what

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my dear obsequious grispen if i had

wanted you in orbit i'd have kicked you

there myself

now go man that switch

good job huh boss

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yes

why soil ourselves digging well i can

simply steal a whole train load of iron

ore

that

not now dear boy i'm enjoying myself

that brilliant plan of yours yes what of

it

it just got infested

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fire on

them hey

there is trouble ahead

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now

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this

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[Applause]

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oh yeah sure give me the easy job you

can handle it

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that ridiculous recovering 200 car loads

of dirt boys

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now for the clincher

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i'd say it's time for a big cheese

sandwich oh you've been reading my mind

bro

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kiss your mr train sweetheart ah yeah

now the big jesus all wet

you meddling mice

i shall pry your tails for this

knock my

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cause we're words baddest mamma jammas

in the universe

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again we have failed miserably

but why

why are these infernally infuriating

biker mice so darn difficult to defeat

perhaps it's their unique diet of hot

dogs and root beer combined with them

don't try my patience you hydrocephalic

head case i want answers and you you

were supposed to be my main mouse

yet you continuously permit them to

pummel your posterior gee boss that

ain't fair it's always three against one

now if they was alone well they're not

alone

alone

alone

yes that gives me an idea the reason

those vitamins are virtually unbeatable

is that they work so well as a team

in order to conquer them

they must be divided uh you mean like

kind of in little tiny pieces no you

oily

we need to make them fight for

themselves get them to split up and then

when each mouse is alone we'll get them

one

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by one

hmm but boss then biker bonehead's your

best buddies are we gonna get them to

fight each other

cop uncle

i know just that near do well for the

job your fragrance

a super villain with a hostility ring

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oh

that's nice

i'll set the transport chamber for that

master of nastiness that duke of

disaster evil eye weevil

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no no

not evil eye weevil he's a grandstanding

arrogant hostile maniac

he's completely out of control

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is this kalamazoo maybe we'll even see

elvis

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fyi could you fill up my driver's

license renewal and the invitations to

jen mike and morgan's birthday as in

b-day parties excellent oh and love

while you're at lunch pick up an

anniversary gift for kathy excellent oh

and yes tell bob if he doesn't get here

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your hostility ray appears to be

deliciously effective but i inquire how

long the effect will last only a couple

minutes well that's all it takes for a

major fight right wonderful

all i need to do now is to lure those

mice from their rat hole

perhaps i'll announce to the media that

i'm going to destroy that wildlife

refuge but boys won't that make people

mad it's a ploy you pathetic palooka a

ploy to lure out those meddling mice

oh boy right i knew that

what's your boy

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you big moments watch where you're going

i watch it yourself

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yeah you're right it's cool sorry benny

my man i didn't mean to wreck the game

no it's my fault

you get

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looks like wipeout time for our furry

friends in the forest later bros

that really stinks

oh

yeah just like lindbergh nobody hurts

furry friends while we're around let's

go cream his chin

yeah

darn it

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i gotta head back to the garage hey

sweetheart room for two on my bike yeah

you and your ego

i guess she told you lover boy funny

let's roll save that forest guys i'll

catch up with you later it's time to

rock

and run

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it seems the bait was successful our

little lab rats are headed right for the

trap

and from this trap there will be no

escape

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those motorcycle riding morons are about

to undergo their greatest test

a test of friendship

a test i've ensured they shall fail

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you know bros something seems to be

wrong here you mean like trees yeah

limburger was gonna cut this place down

you think it would have started by now

maybe i had to change your heart he

doesn't have a heart

i think it's something else like what

a trap

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oh are you sure

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well it's great being the best bear

devil in the galaxy

just burns me up when he does that

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baby

hey

what'd you wheaties do with my parachute

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oh sh**t we forgot to pack his shoes

dang me he's gonna be so mad he won't

take us to graceland

still in one piece

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so what was that stupid thing anyways

excuse me

hey guys what's going on shut up charlie

what

listen up hothead why don't you just

take your temper tent from somewhere

else i'm sick of you always smarting off

well i'm sick of you always ordering us

around i'm outta here

good riddance and you if you had to have

a brain behind that muscle you'd be

dangerous hit the road jack yeah well

the next time you need muscle in a fight

you're on your own now

what's the matter with you guys

something is very wrong here

catch you little pukes yeah

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i should have guessed when something

stinks you can bet limb burgers at the

bottom of it i gotta find the guys

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hey yo dear

if this ice box was moving any slower to

be a glacier

get off the road before i

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whoa

what happened

hey i'm sorry i

ride free citizen oh man

something is really wrong here man i

gotta find vinnie and moto and figure

out what happened to us where am i gonna

find them by now they could be anywhere

excellent work for once the mice stand

alone damn you dog d*ck let us go you

matey i'll pop down your pipsqueak

before i pack my pipes with a perrier

business before pleasure my dear evil

cool

just let me check my hair

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each of those mice are alone now

but you

three are not bring me those biker mice

or i'll send you all home on tricycles

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hey little doggies i'm sure you're happy

bet you never had your friends say mean

stuff to you

and i bet you never said mean stuff to

them either

i don't know what happened but i'm not

gonna let it lose me my best friends i'm

gonna find them and make up with them

right now

oh

wouldn't that just sweet like honey

but the problem is

you gotta stick around for my first act

oh yeah it's gonna knock you out baby

show him pukes a mouth boy ever eat a

pine tree

many parts are edible

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hey mouse

right now i'd say

you dude

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thank you very much

and my hair

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hey boss man you you need a band-aid or

some styling moosh

shut up and grab that mouse

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they're not here either and i already

checked the scoreboard hangout throttle

i've been looking all over for you

something's happening yeah i know

have you seen vinnie and moto i'd like

to talk to him

he kind of had words that's what i'm

trying to tell you limb burgers imported

a new villain called evil eye evil i

weevil you've heard of him yeah he had a

stunt show on mars for a while he's also

got a hostility ray

oh yeah that would explain a whole lot

hold the fort charlie girl i gotta ride

i'm the whitnow

believe me charlie i appreciate that but

this is between me

and the guys

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two fixations burning down

one to go

the boss one's all it takes you granted

cheese ball especially if it's throttled

what are you rodents implying

mr lindberger said not now dear boy

i'm gloating

buzz

walks

that's what they mean

battle stations

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yeah that's our bro

don't just lie there you lazy louts get

them

get off me you big gobble grease you

broke my leg i'll set it for you honey

don't move

souffle

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so much bad karma in here bro yeah let's

go let's rock

and by the way next time you guys yank

my leg i'm gonna use you for those rings

we were just doing our job you bully

yeah

we wouldn't even work for you if you

were an elvish's alien brother

i never wanted to hire you little pukes

in the first place

ah

music to my ears

yep

only one more thing could make this

knife perfect

hey guys

i was just thinking you got any use for

this

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yep just the ticket

we're back

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i'm very tired

oh

this has been a most distressing day

well that takes care of limber at least

till he finds his way back switching on

him won't take too long

check it out we can still catch the

chicago nubs yeah can't wait they're my

favorite team

i can think of one i like better yeah

the biker mice from mars

uh

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wait

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you