01x08 - The Pits

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thanks for the escort guys the last

chance doesn't bring in much bread but

i'd hate to lose it that's us biker body

guys that's your service ma'am yeah and

let me tell you i hope you're not about

to say mine's a body you'd love to guard

because if you do i'll tie your tail in

enough

i'll just be a few minutes oh it's it's

so weird i swear sometimes that woman

could read my mind yeah well we got news

for you bro it ain't real hard

whoa either that's a beginning driver's

ed class or it's almost time to party

uh i would like to deposit my whole life

savings here please

oops

one

two

seven

typical this kind of thing always

happens when i go to the bank

this is a robbery everyone on a boat

not my life savings

now let's make this short and sweet bros

hold it right there i got me a hostage

here

charlie you guys always think i'm the

hostage you guys better surrender or i'm

gonna fry me some bacon for breakfast

please

as much as it hurts we've got no choice

bros man don't you just hate being a

good guy sometimes now raise your hands

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let's lift them parts

now

let's get cooking

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so

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wow toasty yeah warm but not burnt moto

lights out

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let's blow this

joint hey

the game's not over till the fat lady

sings sports fans we're going to

overtime big time

let's ride

vincent you and charlie take that one

moto you come with me

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i'll be just fine

hey how'd you like a titanium tip

reminder of road safety hot stuff

oh this lady is

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don't move

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wow i think these guys got the answer to

rush hour traffic huh yeah well my bike

wants to ask a few more questions

man we gotta take these clouds before

they get to the pits what pitch you

talking about uh those deep craters

outside town remember limburger duggan

before we came to earth i hear they're

full of criminals and squeezoids now why

do you think these guys came from there

they look like voice guys to you genius

let's nail him

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we got him oh boy afraid you got that

wrong bro

he's got us

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well they may not be boy scouts but they

sure are prepared

cut loose from this junk heap when it

hits we don't want to go along with it

so what's the plan we're gonna turn this

free fall into a long controlled jump

now on my signal we fire our jets think

it'll work you want an honest answer uh

take your time

no god let's do it

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this is most intriguing news dear boy

are you save those obnoxious biker mice

were actually fighting other criminal

elements besides us

yeah they saved my penny collection boy

they was great boss i wonder if they has

a fan club grease pit dear boy

yeah bush shut up

sorry boys

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uh one two four

nine eleven seven

forty

seven 71 other criminals

yes

any enemy of the biker mice is

definitely a friend of mine

who were they

did i i don't know

then

yeah when my bros leave a trail they

leave a trail

they must have gone into the pits that's

why they never came back oh no that's a

radical leap they could have been k*lled

if they weren't they just broke my high

jump record vinnie you don't understand

the pets have been taken over by some of

the worst criminals on earth if throttle

and motor are down there they must be

fighting for their lives they could be

getting beaten shot at blown up cool

we have to do something

we are we're sending me down there

vinnie be serious hey charlie girl if my

bros are getting beaten up or shot at or

blown up etc

and vinnie is gonna be there why

that's very noble noble

you think i'm gonna let them two glory

hogs keep all the fun for themselves

right man i can't wait to get down there

you're a real piece of work vinny hey

pretty lady what took you so long to

notice

my head feels like van whalen been using

it for a drum set so

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it can talk too

seven foot talking mice on motorcycles

man they'll let anybody into these pits

won't they

hey that's not fair he was tied up well

fair ain't how we do business in the

pits boys and you better get used to

that

real

fast what do you want from us pit breath

pit breath

it's simple pancake ears i

hear your bikes are pretty hot

just what my pit crew needs but the

bikes seem to have a problem cooperating

so here's the deal you get those bikes

to work for me and

maybe

just maybe i'll let you go no deal no

one rides my bike but me especially not

some poor dog pompous pit pig like you

oh

big talk fuzz face but a bigger mistake

you just bought sl*ve labor

for life but don't worry

that won't be long

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so what do you think babe do i look cool

or what you scare me like that again and

i'll stuff that hat into your ears can't

be done lady solid shell underneath this

hat's a bike helmet in disguise that's

unusually intelligent of you well you

know me charlie girl safety first that's

my motto oh yeah you're just a model of

restraint you are

now remember it's gonna be dangerous

down there so keep your head down stay

out of sight just fine throttle and moto

and bring them back here

no fuss no trouble got that whoa whoa

just chill rest easy charlie i'll be

quiet as a mouse

yeah i've seen how quiet you mice are

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so the biker babies is down in the dumps

eh

wait till mr limberger hears about this

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completed before the rainy

hey

you uh

you all right citizen he's one hurting

hombre

get up and work

you back to work you sewer rats right

now you're talking trash

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okay

enough work

moto i think it's time for a break

not to mention a bash

looks like you had some labor problems

pit boss how'd you like me to

fire him

no

i've got more

entertaining plans for these two

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and babe

put that in a dirty glass whoa

a full-fisted root beer drinking man huh

hey you sure you just wouldn't rather

have a pink lemonade

are you talking to me sweetheart well

let's see i don't see nobody else so uh

yeah i must be talking to you well i

wish you wouldn't

your breath is fashion

hey you dirty flat hey it's another one

of them big mice oh so you've seen my

two grows there once you're doing your

foil face i'm gonna bash your baby date

right down your chair

i asked you a civil question sweetheart

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my bros you seen them where are they the

the pit bus

he's got him but look what they've been

giving him a lot of trouble at oh heck i

knew they'd be having fun without me are

they all right

they've been sentenced to die in the

arena

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never miss out on everything well it's

been fun guys but i gotta go

oh sweetheart

buy this man a root beer

hang tight bros

it's time to wail

because minnie's coming to whip some

town

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keeping a real low profile

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this place are you seeing that's easy

amigo it's the singing

how long you been down here man willow

how about two years i think

two years i was just a store clerk i was

saving money to open my own place

while the store i was working was robbed

and i was taken hostage by the speed

crew i thought it was bad enough but now

now i lose my head too manuela my friend

don't be giving up now yeah we need your

help for when we bash the tar out of

these walking blenders here

it's no use no man has ever beaten the

mechanical gladiators

from mars we're getting out of here

taking you with us but how can you be so

sure

trust us

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you've got a certain style vinny just

hope it doesn't get you

k*lled now let's see where my bros bikes

could be

bingo

love you babe now start cooking

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something happening out there nothing

that concerns you but this

does

no one divides the power of the pit boss

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you know it's funny you sound a lot like

an overripe cheeseball we know he's

always saying stuff like that too

but things never work out his way either

because they're the biker mice from mars

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destroy them

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to anyone who delivers me the biker mice

dead or alive

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too late little miss and that funny

cello

your mouse club buddies are gonna be

out now

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you'll never make it biker mice every

goon and felon in the pits will be

gunning for you now

well when the going gets tough a tough

whip tail battle mode bros

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gotta get to the truck

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no you don't puts

let's give the pit bosses

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home

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whoops interference

let's go for the extra point

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hey charlie girl you dropped this or

where you just throwing it away

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thanks for picking up the garbage guys

and welcome back

ah

exquisite

once those bothersome biker mice are

delivered into my hands i shall at last

have a little piece lots of little

pieces

of biker mice that is

i wouldn't count on that limb burger

biker mice what is the meaning of this

intrusion well it says here uh yeah

dead or alive

so we're here to collect the reward 50

000 smackaroonies oh and cheap at the

price

oh well um deal is a deal here take it

thanks we got a real good use for it too

hey pleasure doing business with you pal

the honeymoon is over

you meddle some mice

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you were saying

you will excuse me while i step out

for once the big cheese has an idea i

like

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there you go man willow this stash

should be enough to start your own store

i i don't know what to say hey hey don't

sweat it bro yeah we're the biker mice

from mars and we were born to be cool i

just i just wish there was something i

could do well there is always remember

one thing and that is wherever you go

whatever you do ride free citizens

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