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01x10 - A Scent, a Memory, a Far Distant Cheese

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Biker Mice from Mars". Aired: September 19, 1993 – February 24, 1996.*
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Show follows three anthropomorphic mice motorcyclists named Throttle, Modo, and Vinnie who escape a w*r on their home planet Mars before arriving to rebel on the Earth against the species that destroyed their homeland and to one day return to Mars.

01x10 - A Scent, a Memory, a Far Distant Cheese

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so

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oh

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oh

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this is a most unpleasant awakening yeah

well getting an eye full of your ugly

mug first thing in the morning is no

picnic either pal so up at adam fish

face you're coming with us oh really

you will excuse me while i put my face

ah

that's better

looked in a mirror lately now

what is the meaning of this unwarranted

intrusion well now that's pretty simple

even for you liver lips we're taking you

down trash in our town yeah it's called

citizen's arrest you rants and cheese

ryan

get used to the idea oh and put these on

and i mean now or we'll do it for you

and not very politely oh please spare me

the bravado you biker buffoons

do you truly suppose you have caught me

unguarded well

we caught you in bed in your skivvies

none of your g*ons around to hold your

hand so basically uh

yeah i see you've been nailed bud an

erroneous assumption i assure you you

vapid vermin

for you see

i anticipated that it was only a matter

of time before you attempted such a

pathetic stunt as this so i took

precautions

get the point

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now

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drop in any time

looks like lindberger had his reception

all planned and really hors d'oeuvres

well not yet bros fire jets

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we've hickory dickory

clean your clock

ah of course

i do make the occasional exception

well i hate to say it bros but it looks

like we missed our chance to catch limb

burger by surprise oh man bummer for

this we skip breakfast yeah i hate

fighting on an empty stomach

i hear what you're saying let's bail

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so who's for a cheese

i danish

cheese hey cheese

vinnie you are one heck of a mouse you

know that

those sexatious vermin have entered this

end of us for the last time never again

laurence limberger is through playing

patty cake with those few syllabus

possums uh you mean you're gonna bring

in another super villain boss not this

time dear boy

this time i want the big g*ns the whole

wazzle i want more than villains i want

monsters

bring me

gorgonzola

and monsterella

my dear doctor carbuncle

um

yes your fettered fragranceness perhaps

i did not make myself clear when i said

i wished you to teleport the monsters

gorgonzola and monsterella

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the transporter has been damaged using

it now might prove dangerous as

dangerous as defying me

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dangerous

or possibly

delightful

then do it

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whoa

mr limburger and carbuncle is both gone

fat city that means this is my big

chance

excuse me

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my gracious who is this absurdly oily

individual yeah john where's the big

cheese

he sent for us right the the transporter

took him away and that means

i'm the boss now

so you gotta do what i say oh how to too

utterly dreadful darling mr lim burger

has vanished that's right which means

you're in charge that's right

no

that's wrong

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um excuse me your treasure cheesiness

i don't think we're in chicago anymore

well ain't this rat nice look who's come

for a visit boys it's the big keys

himself

yes

the one who got our heads pounded

let us be

reasonable let's give him a nice big

black blackrock welcome boys

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well that's it bros refueled

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what's reloaded

oh it's just my wallet charlie girl give

it here no way

hey it's my wallet come on just want to

see how many girls pictures you carry in

here

oh oh my gosh

it's my baby picture

i know but

where's your hair

good come on i'm a mouse we don't have

hair when we're babies

but you're so fat

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man you look like baby huey with a tail

and from the looks of things you weren't

potty trained either

well

my mom thought i was cute

and look how right she was

would you look at this dinky little tail

very funny charlie girl now fun's over

give it back before i go

oh bros looks like the heat is on

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all right you g*ons start breaking up

that moolah oh lovely lovely money

sorry you ugly creepazoids there's a

substantial penalty for a legal

withdrawal and you're looking at it

gracious how intimidatingly infused with

machismo

are you impressed corgi

not souls you'd notice trello let's

stomp them

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looks like our problem's getting bigger

than we thought oh mama

hey you mice check out these amazing

pizza

okay strengths keep him busy moto and

i'll take him from above

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oh man when these jokers take a stroll

through downtown they mean business so

let's give them a warm specific welcome

now

yes direct hit yeah that should put a

cramp in their style uh throttle

we do beg your pardon but does this hunk

of junk belong to you

hey i thought you mad pajamas were going

to take them down and we hit them with

our best shot didn't even rock them

which means we'd better roll

these babies have limburger stink all

over we need to find us some answers and

i know just where to ask the questions

how too

disappointing the mice are turning tail

they must have a flea problem

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gotta watch that

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come out come out wherever you are

eureka cheese log hey hey here

from the smell of fresh air he ain't

been here for some time

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talk about your toxic spills whose biker

babies got big trouble now monster-sized

trouble

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start squealing greasepig where'd these

monsters come from and where's that

ranch rancid cheese breath boss of yours

uh i don't know something went wrong

with the transporter

mr lindberger bought the monsters here

but then he got sent somewhere else now

the monsters are taking over

this is bad news bro the monsters are

doing more damage than limb burger wood

geez ryan brought him here he must know

how to control him sure but now he's

gone yeah which means there's only one

thing we can do

i know it stinks but oh man

you don't mean bingo you gotta bring

back the big cheese

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this is all your fault you hydrocephalic

head case

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the surface then let us discover it

boys boys boys

loose wire charlie girl oh this thing's

a mess it's gonna take time well time's

one thing we don't have sweetheart look

guess who's coming to dinner

would you care for some mouse munchies

mozzarella oh corky you know what i like

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watch it sweetheart these mice got teeth

whoa

poor corgi baby monster really kiss it

make it all better for all okay johnny

man hold the fort yeah we'll try to buy

you some time because us martian

highlight films are about to rock

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go out and play and leave me to do all

the dirty work

good luck guys watch your tails

didn't we play this game before yeah but

this time we're on lindbergh's home feet

what do you mean we don't care if we

trash the place exactly so let's play

dirty oil spill now

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the bigger they are the harder they fall

yeah

i've heard that

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oh bros guess again they're back for a

rematch and this time it's personal

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help me you guilty don't

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wait look

the transport

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i'm the employer

i hope this works

this is a most

disconcerting development

what will happen to us now funny you

should say that limburger because we got

some real fun ideas planned for you

nice for the midday meal how toy shake

hey you can't eat me i'm too cool to die

come on charlie girl get that

transporter going pronto

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don't try any funny stuff you worthless

feta face i warn you i'm prepared for

anything you might do

thank you

thank you thank you thank you

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except that get away from me you

stinking slimeball simply expressing my

temporary gratitude for a timely rescue

now that done

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you darling yeah

we're having fun taking over this planet

so i'm afraid you'll have to be

destroyed i'm just too too utterly sorry

why did you bring him here he couldn't

control him

don't they have any weaknesses

only one advantageous achilles heel

they get weak when they laugh

but it's almost impossible to make them

laugh

laughter laughter that's it that's the

answer

oh i know just the thing

one last kick should do it and then it's

a delectable dinner off biker mice with

limburger cheese stop me

hey

mr and mrs monster before you eat maybe

you'd like to check out the appetizer

namely vinnie's baby picture oh

man

bad enough i'm gonna be monster mulch i

gotta be humiliated too

it's working that infuriating female is

actually making them laugh a little

hairless

forget it just forget it

you can go ahead and eat me now

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well that's better yeah look at that now

you're at our level and that's right

where we want you

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let's get these g*ons up to the

transporter hmm

perhaps discretion is the better part of

valor

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well takes care of them yeah too bad

limburger had to come back though

yeah hey

you want to trash this place before we

leave nah forget it bros man you're a

buzzkill well i figured limb burgers had

enough for one day yeah we still haven't

had breakfast wow

make mine over easy let's ride

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don't they ever use doors

well uh look on the bright side your

full fragrant myth

at least your building is still standing

for once

yeah

there's a lot of loose bricks though

respect my dear dear boy

yeah

a loose boys

oh is that a compliment boys

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so

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you