02x04 - The Motor City Maniac

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oh

excellent play bro it's all in the wrist

oh bros

it's tag team time

let's take a minute take them out

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hey hey watch your fire bros there's

some dangerous stuff here oh yeah like

us

speaking of heating things up we got

incoming fire

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yeah this is gonna be more fun than a

bucket of mouseys uh guys i hate to be a

downer but we're in a whole lot of

trouble

from mars

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right

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so uh we got a game plan for this one

ain't nothing in my playbook well how

about the light brigade number one hmm

yeah fits the bill i love it

always one of my special favorites

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[Applause]

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this is it grease gums well now the

field's level we're ready to play and

it's time to play showdown uh why don't

you schools handle this

i'm just gonna go feed them

hey

what the heck

couldn't have said it better myself

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yeah why those guys

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i don't know who they are but i like

their style come on bros they're

starting to party without us kick it

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the specialty of the mouse

it was my turn to blast them

you snooze you lose

i do all the snappy lines around here

too hey

i give i surrender i quit did that mean

anything to me

hey

appreciate the help citizen but you're

stepping over the line and you just

stepped into something you shouldn't out

of my way boy

why you know life's gone

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[Laughter]

come on

let's evacuate

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oh man

are you okay bro yeah you took quite a

knock on the noggin ah let's hear it for

helmets bros probably saved my skull can

you ride we got a score to settle no no

no no easy bros easy

those buggy boys are long gone from here

well who were they anyway whoever they

are they don't seem to be all that fond

of limburger's troops ha well that

narrows it down to most of the known

galaxy yeah i got a feeling deep in my

skull and we'll meet him again

and when we do we got some hard hitting

points to make

man these guys are nasty tore this place

up right just enough hmm stole the dirt

too well looks like you were right

charlie girl they went east what's east

to here detroit detroit d detroit that's

right the motor city

the piston pump and horsepower center of

the known universe the mecca of

mechanical marvels oh my lifelong

ambition

a pilgrimage to motown yeah well now we

got a reason yeah

i'll teach him to slug one of my bros i

think they already know how vincent well

let's teach him the consequences then

yeah

gerald ford may pardon but the biker

mice

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field trip to motown with a g*ng that

couldn't sing straight well you can't

beat them

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what are you guys singing

absolutely absurd who beside those

blasted black mice would wish to wage

w*r with lawrence limburger uh i don't

know boys one would have to be a mouse a

or an absolute madman

which would it be

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west my plan is working perfectly i have

that weak wimpy wimberger right where i

want him

i will whack him ruin him whip off his

operation and get a really big ways from

the wiggle pootaki

and a raise for you means a raise for me

and the boys right naturally but shut up

i'm on a wall oh i will sweep white out

of detroit and smash swim burger then

chicago then pittsburgh then wawa wawa

washington

today the wasp belt tomorrow

the world

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i really don't see why you guys are

looking forward to going to detroit

pretty lady attitude it's the turbopolis

yeah headbanger capital of the us the

picture-perfect place to settle up with

the buggy boys honestly i mean it's not

like they have a good ball team or

anything

so that's why the attitude is we don't

nubs fan major detroit whips their tails

every year cheaters yeah well we're here

to do a little tail whipping ourselves

bros so let's get to it hey where are

you going this bridge goes to canada and

i don't think your passport's occurring

it's okay we're only going

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halfway oh there she is

and she's splendid it stinks it's smelly

polluted auto factories everywhere

don't you guys just love american cities

what i'm trying to say is it really

stinks

oh yeah

if i didn't know better i'd swear that

stink was blue targeting coming from

over there bros

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to begin phase two of my brilliant plan

activate the transmission device

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wonderful

dealing with idiocy is infuriating

enough but insanity insane i'll show you

who's insane wimberger i'm going to whip

off your whole chicago operation oh yes

and how do you propose to do that that's

really simple

a contest kindly elaborate

my tune ranges against your ridiculous

g*ons in an incredible no-host bar demo

which in derby here tomorrow in detroit

the winner gets both cities the loser

leaves this planet forever in disgrace

peter

of course

if you're afraid afraid

afraid

you entirely overestimate yourself my

dear bree

i accept your challenge and anticipate

an early triumph till tomorrow then

wimberger

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boy he's got a wish temper to use boss i

simply cannot allow that maniacal

to get above himself and certainly not

above me

that's right boss he uh might fall on

you oh fall indeed he will

bree is expecting us tomorrow but we

shall demonstrate initiative and send

our forces out to detroit

tonight

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is certain to arrive tonight in a

ridiculous attempt to take me by

surprise

me napoleon bree the most underhanded

sweater just in the galaxy

but i'll be waiting when when boogers

g*ons approach to whip so any bridge i'm

about to get them

ah

i love the smell of white fish fresh for

dinner on friday reminds me of the

school cafeteria

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looks like we hooked ourselves another

plutarchy and stink fish bro yeah and

this one makes limburger look like

citizen of the year if their grudge

match escalates into an all-out w*r

hundreds of innocent people could be

hurt well now that's not gonna happen is

it because the mice are in the motor

city so when in detroit do as the

detroiters do rock and roll

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ah

nice yet repulsive

uh

scouts say that your friend lindberger's

g*ons are coming through excellent

soon it will be wimberger's water woo

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one thing this city has is a good supply

of scrap yard

well it's always good to use what's at

your disposal or the city's disposal if

it comes to that and now we're ready to

do a little talking disposing of our own

yeah demolition derby time yeah buddy

detroit rock and roll city where we got

smashed and eaten

yeah well i still say the nubs are a

better ball team

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wait for it which one

what

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oops excuse me

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that treacherous trout he tricked me

just as i was about to trick him no

put a whap up eliminate them

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fix them low-rin chicago boys again

we're being blindsided

we may be three mice but we ain't blind

and we never run

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what

quite perplexing

you do wait whoever you are i have a

women in windows army i win by you by

default chicago is mine

think again stink shrimp yeah cause

we're on the chicago team and no

plutarchy and sewage face invades biker

mice turf without a fight

right

unfortunately biker mice looks like that

corpulent carp limburger couldn't even

finish the job he started on mars

yeah how about i get those boys a new

zip code no no no wait wait

let's do this white very well wimberger

this ups the ante you accept these

rodent wingers as your representative

team i warn you if they lose and they

will lose i will eliminate not only your

organization and your city but also your

wives i uh

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oh

certainly absolutely without question

then

let it be so you three against my angels

in a demolition derby for the fate of

chicago and your wives

wives

the g boss i didn't know you was married

hey maybe i am too

oh mama i can't believe we're doing this

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oh

is everybody ready oh who'd have thought

we'd ever be fighting for limburger

we're not fighting for limb burger bros

we're fighting for shy town and now

we're gonna bake freeze boogie boys well

that's a theory anyway odds are against

us that's when we do our best work

attention please on my signal the

demolition derby will commence detroit

rules the only rule is there are no

wolves

a new mark

getting

hey they jumped the g*n m*ssile more

like it's oh that's how you want to play

a slight

yeah like he said detroit rules this

isn't beverly hills you know

wait a minute don't i know you from some

place not so maybe we went to high

school together maybe in another galaxy

pal white those rodents out

no rules eh i always knew i'd like

detroit excuse me sweetheart let's do it

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oh well played sir delightful

all right

whip them to sweaty

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auto plan get ahead hey what say we give

these homeboys a guided tour bros yeah

up close and personal

split up

whoa you want to dance close hey we'll

try to bump and grind

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cool

pieces baby

you know you boys are really starting to

annoy me

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came a long way for that felt good

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what no no no

well done my regal rodents

cheesebuzzer you ain't getting soft on

them hamsters i use by no means dear boy

but let them have their fun

once they have disposed of breeze

battalion

i will dispose of them

sounds like my guys haven't changed a

bit and neither is limburger i gotta get

up there

how about we have a v8

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engine build-up time to blow

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no no

yes yes yes oh yes

exquisitely ex*cuted my dear redemption

well done save the speeches for your

trial cheese face yeah we founded brees

army for chicago not for you you and us

we still got a score to settle oh my

dear fellows

boom companions gone bust so swiftly

tragic really though hardly unexpected

observe your imminent obsolescence biker

mice carbuncle

exterminate them

let the sun shine in turn up top

oh duh i hope he was insured miss

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poor debris

oh shut up one simply gets used to it

so what'll it be bros huh rooster tail

top of the ponch elmwood casino

got a big night in detroit waiting

already toured a factory well how about

a ball game no hey good idea bro no yeah

here the stripers are going for another

pennant this year

detroit city here we come

right back where the edges

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