02x10 - The Tribunal

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oh

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you got a choice self-basting pike yeah

we want that shakedown contraption oh

we'll sh**t through you to get it yeah

not a chance you worthless weasels

this

fractionator is going to reduce chicago

to sand forming

g*ons all the g*ons of the limburger

empire attack

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me

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don't you just hate me for it

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oh it seems you can dish it out but you

can't take it

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perhaps i was a bit hasty my

rambunctious rodents

let's chat shall we there's a time for

talk and a time for action one guess

what time this is no no

oh wait

what's that

yeah right i think we're gonna fall for

that old trick the only thing we got

behind us is just as well

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you are in the court of the galactic

tribunal biker mice and you are on trial

for your life

mars

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right

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let the trial of the biker mice from

mars begin

now just a minute yeah what's the charge

other than being dangerously cool

silence in the court you have been

summoned here for your violations of

intergalactic law

excel for the prosecution your honor

like a mice you have been charged with

excessive retaliatory action

how do you plead say what that's crazy

yeah we're as peaceful as

well as peaceful as mice oh yes

well the prosecution intends to prove

otherwise activate the first hologram

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the bike are nice

looks like a cool party and we came to

break the eyes let's heat them up

but they always make such a violent

entrance

don't worry you're freaking reverend my

new improved snow suckers can take care

of themselves

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looks like showtime

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well you know what they say the bigger

they are the harder they fall fall i

thought this was winter

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stay cool bros

cause a mighty big problem is about to

come down

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let's say we give frosty here a hot foot

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well this may be

hey my saturday night bath ain't due

till july

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ah

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hang on bro

believe me i'm doing my best man

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quite the best christmas spectacle i've

ever enjoyed

now hurry up and finish them carb uncle

i have ice to

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rounded harvest

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here

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crazy kid but lots of style

complex city

this requires concentration and skin

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make room for one more

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now

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sorry i can't stay

have a nice winter and a great fall

guess you were right must be fall i'll

have you broiled for this you mouse

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oh

now i asked the court is that not

excessive that doesn't look good bros

we're getting railroaded yeah and

meanwhile just imagine what old stink

face is doing in chicago well we're

stuck up here

hurry you

can hurry

now that my loyal minion excel aboard

the tribunal ship has removed those two

rebel rousers i can quickly and

efficiently destroy chicago and ship the

whole thing to blue dock

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now hold on judge i mean maybe our

methods are a little

i don't know unorthodox but your honor

may i present further evidence you may

objection

this is circumstantial hearsay with

contempt for leading the witness with

badgering overruled

what was that all about hey

looks cool on merry melson perry mauson

save me

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so

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so

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intruder alert

hickory dickory dock we've come to clean

your clock

oh come on you call that excessive yeah

that was nothing you should see us when

we really get wild shut up vincent we're

on trial

oh but i must agree there is even better

evidence

your honor allow me to present exhibit c

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annihilation i've lived for moments like

this me i prefer just to live so let's

get rocking i heard that blast that can

bros

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there she blows

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me got kind of carried away huh well we

hit it with our best shot buddies he's

coming back for more we got to put him

away before we're all lava lug nuts hey

metal mouth

over here

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well you gotta admit this part does have

some exciting right yeah well i'm ready

to get off of this one and let's take

this wrench head down

yeah i heard it's better to burn out

than fade away but this is crazy

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you gotta stop that hot stuff before

chicago can't stand the heat i always

said this town was cooking but this

isn't what i had in mind come on you

motor jammers time to put a damper on

this fire

vincent you are so predictable let's

rock

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think it's time to bottle this hot sauce

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yes

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ready

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metal man no time for sentiment moto

that thing's gone critical it's gonna

blow oh you think that's bad that love

is backing up like a patio dinner on

cinco de mayo we're in the drain we need

to put a hurt on this hot stuff and i

think i know just how to do it yanking

flank now

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get along little darling and leave the

driving to us

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oh yeah now this is a way to hit the

slopes

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i've seen enough

defendants will rise

like a mice from mars

i find you guilty as charged

i hereby send you to life imprisonment

on the bastille moon of the devotee

galaxy

now just a minute

oh sorry about that i mean don't we even

get to make a defense i don't see why

the evidence against you is absolute and

incontestable

oh yeah

well maybe we use tough methods okay but

we're trying to keep the worst plutarchy

in the galaxy from destroying a planet

you got some film of that do we

really your honor it hardly seems

necessary to it behooves me to view both

sides of a case prosecutor exhale

now roll it

what shall we do with these prisoners

dispose of them

slowly and painfully

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what

are you lousy corrupting cheddar you

gave your word if my word was worth

anything i wouldn't be much of a villain

now would i

plutarch needs ice

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are there snow suckers ready yet

awaiting your command your ice

creaminess excellent

then let us proceed with my plan to

pilfer this planet's precious

precipitants

exactly

by the time i am finished chicago will

have had the bleakest blackest christmas

in memory

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the snow suckers are performing

perfectly gathering and packing the

earth's frozen through it and storing it

in space ready for shipment back to

brutal

the high chairman will be so pleased

augment the acceleration would you my

dear doctor

what do you mean your high rank

it's simple

faster your wish is my command

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this is excellent

now i can freeze all of earth's water

and steal every last icicle for

and plutarch

with all earth's water in my control

the leaders of the earth will beg me to

take their natural resources in exchange

for

a sip of water

i am distressed that you attempted to

suppress this evidence

i'm not

i smell a setup and it smells like a

plutarchy

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this scum ball was bribed by limb burger

himself

excel

i am shocked place yourself under a rest

now oh

yes your honor

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biker mice from mars you are free to go

but i am curious

are you quite certain that you'll be

able to keep this

limb burger in check

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what a truly wonderful night

the biker mice and chicago both gone

forever

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well as my mama always said what goes

straight up must come straight down

let's get us a better seat a bros

i'll tell you what bros no matter how

many times i see it it still brings a

smile to my face

oh

i really must get this building insured

against mice

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