02x11 - Motocross Trap

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my corpulent craven have you never heard

of voting the graveyard

it's an old but unfortunately extinct

chicago tradition

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my dear departed alphonse how would you

vote on my ballot initiative to renovate

quickly field

renovated limburger style that is

what's that you say

you'll vote yes i knew i could count on

you how about you don

and a bugsy another yes wonderful

how about you dear senator shoebox

we are calling for a recount

cheeseburger

ghost

not quite scuzz ball we're gonna make

ghosts of your plans that's right

ripping quigley field down to bedrock

just ain't gonna happen you bag of fish

guts not while we're working the

district bury them

oh

you better give up the ghost cheese ball

you're gonna look really cheesy on the

morning news rigging the vote

and we're here to make sure you get all

the exposure you deserve really

well i am sorry to disappoint you my

dear protagonists but i prefer my

profile to remain low

carb uncle oh you called your cheddary

cheese kindly detain these dorm ice

would you behold my newest invention

capable of bringing inanimate objects to

life mobility juice

[Laughter]

looks like trick-or-treat the trick is

where the tree

Mobility Juice

find your voice

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so

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foreign

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Limbburger

decomposing delinquents

alphonse bugsy get them i command you

hey limboinger you don't talk like that

to us you got rules and another thing

fish face don't call me bagsy you's got

a loins and respect

looks like the moldy oldies planted the

cave come on bros but limburger still

got his grubs on that phony valley box

not for long we'll nail his tail outside

there appears to be a miscount on the

vote

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we still got the touch huh uh speaking

of touch how's about dialing for some

takeout

yeah give me a pizza promo pizza for

this whole cemetery a dead

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piece those are loud enough to wake the

dead news flash bro

they've had their wake-up call

sleazeball parade coming through

the reinforcements i ordered how timely

oh

looks like limb burgers turning up the

heat

no problem let's see if my old motocross

skills are still up to speed

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oh

so near and yet so far

ah

i love the smell of fried grease in the

evening

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if you bros could spare me for a sec

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faster faster hey there you've just been

trashed by minivan victory motocross

champ of the galaxy my trophy if you

please

close no

get him get him activate the canon

just look at my poor suit

save me some heat bros i got a box of

bogus ballads to burn and limburger's

crooked scheme is up in smoke

Motocross

i must rip myself for those infernal

mice oh

if i could only lure the meddlers into a

trap somehow

grease pets

did

i need

what in the name of the seven stinking

cesspools of blue talk are you doing

i'm outfitting the grunge mobile for

motocross bars you know so i can beat

the tails off of their mice motocross

motorcycles i'm sick of hearing about

motocross

of course what an obvious but

diabolically brilliant

ikea gee thanks buzz

a motocross race those machismo

motivated by mice will never be able to

resist that

and to stack the deck even more i'll

hold it in quickly field

that way if i play my cards correctly i

should be able to destroy not only those

meddling mice but quickly field as well

now freddie one drop of my new berserker

fluid

my dogs

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surely you'll remember the trouble we

had with that rotten pear last time i do

indeed the carpet is still redolent with

the roof reminiscence of their rightness

which is precisely why they would not

dare disappoint me again besides i hear

they have been intensively training for

their fourth consecutive scum of the

universe championship that is right no

more junk food exercises are life now my

dear stagnant stink pots

i posit that destroying the biker mice

would be the very best exercise of all

the last time they beat us we were so

depressed we binged and gained 50 pounds

each yeah took us months of dieting to

lose it the complete obliteration of

those vermin is guaranteed

excellent

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Motocross Championship

my specialty fastball

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hey rose game called an account of drips

oh man what's that lube skull doing here

there's your answer bros it says

motocross championship at quigley field

motocross did someone really say

motocross in my presence it seems that

the winner gets a crown of motocross

champ of the galaxy and

oh man a year's supply of free chili

dogs free dogs smells like bait to me

hey i already am undisputed motocross

champ of the galaxy put my title up for

grabs anyway hey

chill bro it's all a limb burger trap

for us anyway yeah

after all who else but us would enter a

motocross race with nothing but chili

dogs at the prize

very good g tonka want to try again

great hunker do you smell something

working out will do that hacker that's

manly pudaki and sweat but this smell is

even more yummy than that hunker

yummy nums

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the pinnacle of earth junk food hacker

training break

what's this guys

a contest for motocross champ of the

galaxy what is that stinkball limburger

up to now trying to cut my title that's

what come on guys it's obviously a trap

sure it is so we've whipped that

butterball before and we'll do it again

yeah don't worry sweetheart those chili

dogs are as good as ours for sure that's

what i'm worried about wiseguy you know

what they do to your breath hey

it's like a petunia

what's that sound

more importantly what's that stink tell

you what it is bros something in the

wind namely bad news look who's making a

grub crawl

oh

the loogy brothers

hey didn't you stinkfish learn anything

last time yeah like the good guys always

win you biker mice are not scaring us

yeah we came prepared look huh

oh man i don't know what hurts worse

my best side of the fact that i fell for

a moldy old trick like that one

it smells like a stink boxing like a bee

we are a team

you just made a big mistake garbage

breath yeah nobody blasts on growth

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you rodents are not so much yeah

i'm going with through with you they'll

be even less

eat those things

yeah but we'll be back you so-called

biker mice to finish the job at the

motorcross

oh man

defending my motocross title might be a

little trickier than i thought

well i hope you guys have learned your

lesson

what lesson sweetheart but this

motocross contest and you mice obviously

don't miss

you kidding no way look what they did to

our rides not to mention my pride we

gotta pay limburger and the loogies back

big time well then i'm coming too sorry

charlie girl but this is strictly hero

stuff

besides it's way up there on the

dangerous scale babe check this out as a

special safety precaution no stadium

tickets will be sold hmm

very suspicious

limburger's obviously planning to

destroy both you and the stadium leave

the subtlety to us we'll just have to

destroy him first i've heard that before

guess i'd better keep the garage open

over time

gentlemen

the game plan is as follows

prepare to polish off those pesticides

and

pulverize quickly field in the process

and now since too much of a bad thing is

never enough allow me to introduce the

reinforcements

ringers as it were

patriots the pukes of hazard with their

assistance quickly

and the biker mice are as good as flat

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Motocross Champ

is this thing on oh cool

okay and to all you race fans stuck

safely at home

welcome to the motocross champ of the

galaxy contest the contestants have

taken the field oh

what a handsome group they are on the

inside track are those self-proclaimed

scums of the universe those pungently

fun fellas the luggy brothers worst in

the galaxy stink stink sticker

evil weevil and his sidekicks the pukes

of hanson thank you thank you very much

oh yeah

how's my crowning glory

don't worry boss man we'll fix it

there's the hometown trio with that

unusual name biker mites from mars right

free citizens oh this promises to be a

combustible race

where's the string oh yeah and now a

word for my sponsor

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ow

how do those mice stand their whiskers

what's that

stars

what happened oh

to some greasy galoot clunk me on top of

me noggin and look that handsome lad was

with him come on stosh he's gonna blow

up the stadium

and just in time

there's the flag

why don't i never get the halves no fun

i'm tired always getting ordered around

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sterling

all right kicking out the toe jams let's

show all the shot down how it's done fin

man

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with those loathsome loogies and that

egomaniac evil i weevil in attendance

this stadium's legitimate destruction is

virtually assured however

succeeding in business requires

forethought and underhandedness

so just to make doubly sure those vapid

vermin do their fair albeit unwitting

parts in destroying the stadium and

themselves one dose of my berserker

fluid will turn those racing rodents

into raging maniacs

let's rock and rapidly rampage

not so fast

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cease your salivating you sniveling sick

of it

all right

shredded stink fish dratted kids always

spilling their soda pop everywhere

wow

look at that

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of course the mobility juice the guys

mentioned this stuff

this gives me an idea

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still better than the best you are good

mouth but we are bad and bad is better

now you eat our stink mouth not this

time fin heads

here come the toilet bowl twins let's

flush them

oh oh hunker you said it hacker

this is bang up action fans

evil eye is gaining ground almost over

bros and surprise surprise

guess who's in the lead

it ain't over till the fat elvis sings

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that freak needs a weekend in traffic

school yeah while speaking of school

we're about to get a lesson on humility

oh well we have a win

erect statue

declare a holiday

give me a girl to kiss

you won yeah

oh well at least we know what the main

topic of conversation is going to be for

the next six months

quick oh quickly

we have to get out of here

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hold this

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how sickening

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oh

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chili dog time bros my treat man good

thing you scored the prize instead of

the loogies yeah

you know what eating chili dogs does to

them

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how disgusting

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so

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you