02x12 - Unforgiven Cheese

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don't lose it bros

don't know where it came from but that's

definitely a spaceship still tracking

the charlie girl

it's headed for the meatpackers bank

uh

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bounty hunters log a local time 10 21 pm

bounty hunter billy money reporting have

landed in the earth city of chicago

target the plutarchy known as lawrence

limburger

city is larger than expected finding the

target may be difficult without local

assistance

there also may be some hostile natives

to deal with

hold it right there lady

however i do not anticipate any major

difficulties

hold up

looks like quite a party up here yeah

let's crash it no hey behave yourself

when a lady's involved bro besides she

don't seem dangerous

uh you may have the gender right bro but

your grasp of the situation leaves a lot

to be desired

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and just hang cool bros we'll try to hit

her with a stun ray don't you dare this

is no time to argue chivalry big fella

the lady is armed to the teeth

nails big

strong with machismo ratings practically

off the richter scale could be useful

especially that one time to play the

helpless female role on three one two

three four

oh my goodness i'm sorry i mean i don't

know what happened it's just that silly

thing went off in my hand by accident

that's all right ma'am accidents happen

and nobody got hurt right bros yeah easy

for you to say

nobody's gonna mistake me for cool and

luke tonight

ah here you go man but you better put it

away then things can be dangerous

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oh my goodness it did it again

oh

i'm afraid i'm just not very good with

weapons

yeah right so why are you packing all

those heaters sweetheart it ain't that

cold tonight well

i didn't know what else to do i mean i

was just so scared

have you guys ever heard of someone

called lawrence limburger what the big

stink cheese

you bet we have sweetheart we hate him

from his scummy rhyme to his moldy core

excellent

well he's why i'm here

my name's billy billy money i was hired

by a bunch of limburger's ex-employees

to blast him you know electromagnet

tunnel rap and a few others i was all

they could afford look gosh

i'm i'm new at this it's it's my first

job and those two men with g*ns will

they frighten me

gee

i'm so sorry if i caused trouble

yeah well maybe this was all a

misunderstanding

maybe well of course it was ma'am you

come on with us yeah it might be best it

seems we got a mutual goal

speak of the devil anything that big has

got to have limburger behind it those

are blue turkey and m65 thermite

grenades m65

you know for a beginner you seem to know

a lot about weapons

they're

sort of a passion of mine oh um even

though i'm not like very good with him

you know so come on guys let's fry that

cheese

may i have the pleasure of escorting you

ma'am

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let's rock

and ride

be careful you petroleum-based paltron

don't destroy the propane tanks we must

procure that propane for blue dark

procure

oh yeah oh i got

but nonetheless necessary by the time

i'm done here the damage will look just

like an accidental expl*si*n

and won't the blue ducky and high

chairman enjoy all that lovely natural

gas as if he doesn't have enough of his

own

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watch those propane tanks bros one hit

on those babies and the curtains gonna

fall on this show real quick

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looks like someone's called my number

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be careful billy don't want you getting

hurt she better watch where she's aiming

or

this is your commander speaking

we've run into some

shall we say

difficulties

your new orders are to destroy the place

to conceal our activities

while i get my precious posterior out of

here

let's whip tail bros

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time to put a damper on this party

big time

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i think you guys used too much mouse

moose this morning

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is it over

not by a long-shot citizen yeah we got

more stink fish to fry plus we got to

make sure miss billy's okay let's go

right free citizens

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maybe what we need is one of those nice

soft government jobs

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target sighted and locked m*ssile away

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that slippery fish is costing me a

fortunate a*mo

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our avian adversary appears to be

gaining carb uncle do something

right away you're stunning

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you know bros that lady's a lot handier

with weapons than she claimed to be hey

she's just doing a job

oh yeah

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is destroying half the city in the job

description of hers you gotta bring that

birdie babe to roost bros wait a minute

let's rock and ride

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oh mama what are they doing to your son

where's moto and a big fella hung back

don't think his heart's in this one you

know the heart of chicago is what

concerns me now i mean if she brings

that chopper down in a building it could

hurt a lot of people airborne ranger six

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sorry to bring you down bird lady but

your flying license has been revoked

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one trust turkey kudos vincent you

expected less excellent job indeed

rodent thank you so much for taking care

of that bothersome buzzard for me your

kindness is as appreciated as it is

unexpected farewell

biker mice

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now that those mice have removed that

feathered flying female i can probably

proceed with my propane appropriation

plan in a most time-honored tradition

piracy

i'll simply hijack the propane

freighters at sea

how about your supreme spreadableness to

do that you would require a battleship

at least

well then carbuncle find me one

or else

now you listen up lady we know you want

a nail limb burger as much as we do but

when you're on our turf you gotta play

by our rules no danger to civilians

cost me my bounty i don't forgive that

ever now let me loose you heard the lady

bros let her go

now no big fella you don't know what

you're saying that bird's a great a

menace to society

oh

i can hardly breathe

i feel faint i can't believe my ears to

think my two bros would treat a lady

this way she's dangerous she's after

limburger same as us now let her go

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she stays tied until we reach an

understanding with a big fella and

that's final well i'm sorry to hear you

say that throttle

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because it just isn't what gentlemen do

yes i'm free

and on the trail again

moto

i think you and me are gonna have to

tangle on this point anytime throttle

i'll take you on right

now

moto

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he's okay just out cold he took quite a

beating we better not leave him what

about limb burger i suspect the big

cheese is gonna be plenty busy himself

for a while

carbuncle activate the scanners i want

to know where that bombastic bird is at

once

well hey there looks like i've caught

lauren slimberger the no good

intergalactic deadbeat got anything to

say for yourself before i take all those

debts out of your hide huh uh yes well

since you asked i do indeed have a

statement i wish to make and that is

a mercy please i'll pay you anything

you think you can bribe me with your

filthy money well why not it's time to

talk in practice oh your cheddary

churlishness i found it i found it

a battleship eh

yes

nothing to worry about my dear opinioned

parakeet i was just planning to

commandeer its cannons in order to

hijack a few measly freighters of gas

for plutarch did you say

cannons uh yes

big cannons

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the biggest on the planet

limber girl boy you just started talking

my language well then perhaps

negotiations are in order to

save my skin so to speak

while perhaps also turning the hides of

those meddling mice

i think this is the beginning of a

beautiful friendship

oh my head

you must have clocked me good no way bro

we're a team differences of opinion are

allowed except on who's the coolest the

most egotistical charlie girl that you

get here the usual follow the trail of

wreckage seems a bit heavy today though

even for you guys sweetheart it was a

thorough job but it wasn't us oh yeah

who was it then

my mama always told me a gentleman

doesn't speak poorly of a lady a lady

huh which lady

that lady what's she doing riding

shotgun for limburger i don't know bro

but they're looking pretty cozy we

better ride

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ah this is the light baby check

ah

ron with the whole crew out of maneuvers

we got peace and quiet at last

why

hello again boys

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we're no good standing here bros hey i

know we're cool but biking over water is

a little out of our know how

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just leave it to me guys

excellent work my feather festoon

firepower

this entire battleship is now mine not

all of it pal there's still a little

matter of my price

ah a 50-inch mega bang 2000 with

expl*sive shells

enough growing my dear canary time to

get busy

oh i hate to say it bros but cowabunga

kawa what did he pick that up get rid of

them i must get this battleship

navigated out into open sea

all right you are three lumps of fish

bait coming up

stand aside you oily idiot i must get

this ship moving

blasted government parts

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time to swap the decks bros

scramble bros we gotta put the brakes to

this boat

and i gotta find billy what

what's she doing

hold it right there mice

sorry to have to do this guys but every

bounty hunter has a price and limburger

just met mine

billy no

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ma'am

one thing has become obvious to me and

that is

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that ship's gonna hit the shore

i gotta stop it

all right who am i kidding

tandem ride bro oh

my so is bella doomed ship

oh

i should have just taken the cash

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wow

even by my standards that's impressive

love to see how the navy explains this

expense

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well so much for

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i guess you can freelance the tower was

decked oh please spare me the puns bro

my head hurts enough already yeah what

we all need is some dogs and a couple of

root beers to fix this up bros and

there's a stand right there

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so what do we do now i'll tell you bros

as my dear old grayford mama used to say

yeah

you're a growing mouse

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bye