02x14 - The Inquisition

[bunniefuu]

oh yeah crank it up bros that's far

pitch surfers like dancing

how about you want to cut some trip

no thanks i've been a victim of your

kind of dance

don't look at me

no way i'm sitting this one out just

gonna have to rock the place yourself

big guy

but not so hard bozo hey me sweetheart

and neither is that stunking a smell no

point asking for whom that smell told eh

bros ah what absolutely exquisite timing

quite a marvelous moment of opportunity

a chance to destroy not only that bother

some last chance gerard but likewise

those miserable martian mice all in one

fell swoop

i simply don't know why it hasn't

occurred to me earlier

on my mark then

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don't you know to call ahead before you

drop in on somebody limburger yeah your

manners stink worse than you do time to

teach them some etiquette bros let's

whip tail

no no get me out of here

no leave until the party's over

stinkface

got you now my stinky

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there's no place like home there's no

place like home there's no place like

huh where'd he go never mind that bros

look wherever the big snake it off to he

took the controls with him as well brace

yourselves bros

we're headed for a major breakdown

find your voice

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so

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oh

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we gotta move this monster froze okay

you take the b*mb big fella vincent and

i will handle this hunk of hardware you

got it

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and it's a long b*mb demoto and he's got

it yes touchdown and he goes for this

bike

no better not

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and the three most valuable players

avoid the sudden death over time you

know vinnie the only thing i'm wondering

is what happened to the big cheese

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no place like

home what what where

buy the favorite clouds of food

it worked

safe oh greetings your resplendent

repulsiveness oh never mind the earthly

pleasantries limburger we want the

traditional plutarchian greeting and we

want it

now

truly one wonders how plutarch became

the dominant force in the galaxy

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would you mind telling us why on

plutarch have you not yet taken out that

insignificant parcel of earth geography

adolescently called the last chance

garage

but i have made repeated attempts it's

those loathsome biker mice who keep

interfering dr carpenter would you

elucidate please

i'll scoop it up

tell your slimy boss that i don't care

how much money he has the last chance

garage is mine and it's not for sale

he was not being wise lady mr limburger

watched this land and what lawrence

limburger wants lawrence lindberger

listen you overgrown grease monkey you

got 10 seconds to vacate this place i'm

gonna

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he can just shove it

what the heck my lift needed a grease

job anyway

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user's starting to annoy me big time

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maybe now you'll see mr limberger's

generous offer in a new life

say there citizen why don't you leave

the lady alone huh

and who's gonna make me wrench face

who's gonna make me hey

who's gonna make me is my middle name

i'm gonna make you

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oh man

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a man or a mouse

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mouse you got a problem with that

this is one crummy place you got here

it's crawling with rats

right

my mama didn't raise no stinking rat

understand it's tail whipping time

let's take this rich head down

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time to roll sweetheart

your days and those of the blasted biker

mice are numbered

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[Laughter]

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wait oh let us not be hasty when so much

is uncertain your royal redland

reekmeisters please

please indulge me in one more example

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man what a night quiet restful

boring

hey bros here's the problem

yeah

that's music to get my torque wrench

cooking you're cooking with too much

grease then this crankcase reeks

innocence

steam cleaned everything

that's grease all right rancid grease

and that can only mean

be careful you miss

that b*mb could flatten the sears tower

don't worry i got it i got it

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oops i'll bet that really smarts her

chrome dome

yeah

you're full you know you're fumbling

stupid moronic hey uses the inventor i

ain't the one that forgot the handle

this is a b*mb not luggage you babbling

oil slick you you well if it ain't the

degenerate duo

sleaze brain and sludge

you boys looking for something like

trouble maybe

no no

we were just on our way to one my head

that's the repair shop that's it yes

this idiot got us lost now grease pit

you lout bring

hold it large bucket you ain't going

anywhere oh yes i is but you ain't

whoa the top 60 countdown grab them

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hey the bad guys are booking nothing

novel there moto hey bros

i got something kind of expl*sive i'd

like to get off my chest

we've got less than a minute to get this

off him or vinny gets a one-way ticket

back to mars

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just you and me babe

in about a billion pieces

you stop it i'm trying to concentrate

just trying to be romantic well romeo

you need a lot more practice and i'm not

sure you have the time

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got a favorite color-wise guy

blue like your eyes babe my eyes are

green

whoops

whoops is

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right is such a rush

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too bad this ain't an olympic event and

that's pure gold medal i guess i won't

get my picture on the cereal box huh

he's gonna be mouse meat salad

yes in exactly

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yes as soon as those two dolls have

returned i want to see them in my

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my dear office

i require you to discover a reason any

reason why the last chance garage should

not be a target it is the only chance of

saving my scales

now go

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oh you see my esteemed gentle fish and

official

it is truly an impossible situation and

i have done a most incredible job

considering

we have had enough of your intolerably

pathetic excuses you shall be thrown to

the savage sucking slime molds

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well the savage sucking slime molds are

hungry limburger they've waited a long

time for such a melodorous morsel as

yourself no wait a moment please or not

even one of your sublime

nauseatingnesses could have done any

better oh yes well why didn't you call

in a super villain if you needed help

for instance calling upon that creature

cat scan one of his cats would have

worked in destroying the mice i did just

that very thing your hideousness now

would that it were all that easy but

well

see for your answered cells

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what's up mates cat scans the name and

annihilation's my game

um just what is it that you do mr cat

scan

what don't i do mate you're looking at

the ultimate in brain power

i had my lunch in that desk drawer don't

get your knickers in a twist mate just

imagine it was your worst enemy hmm

wow perfectly charming

and i hope my bros get back sooner than

later yeah that smoke screen won't last

much longer

it's a smoke getting to you no way

but strange

the only thing i'm allergic to is cats

do tell i'm not all that fond of rats

myself

what's that let me out

where is it i'll break it

i never could decide should i throw the

trip away with the mouse or should i use

it again

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there's a feisty little sheila you stay

away from her you freaked out feline

don't tell me mate let me guess

you're getting tired of a little game of

cat and mouse right

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smoke that sucker

oh man

oh please tell me that cat's been blown

back to where it came from

no such luck mate i'm having too much

fun

say bro how about the hasta la vista

highway yeah excellent idea big fella

too bad vinny had to miss this yep guess

you'll have to be the one that says it

hasta la vista turkeys

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nothing like the highlight baby bro for

sure if you're bulletproof time to get

our heads out of the clouds and our

tails back on terra firma

you know bro sometimes i get the feeling

we ain't cheesehead's favorite mice

the creep boy's projecting these things

mentally i gotta get close to him and

stop him

what do you want i've run

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i thought so first it was king kong now

it's the story of the alamo that kitty

cat's an old-time earth movie freak

he must monitor broadcast movies like

king kong and the alamo in space

well okay

i get cable movies too the general sent

you to bring out women and children

right yeah how'd you know great

we can send out

grandma grandma

i have to use my

no young man have to use

just don't let anybody take any pictures

of me like this we got tabloids on mars

too

almost there bro good thing too these

guys got a party drive that just won't

quit

where's the pretty little sheila

she didn't want to come so i broke her

grandma you'll be sorry sweet thing go

scratch the sofa tabby

oh yeah

well we'll just see about that

hickory dickory dock now see

let me loosen or kick the fur ba*ls out

of ya oh dear my teeth chattering

trust me mate you'll get a bang out of

this

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fire

truck

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you'll be regretting that

right

in your dreams

pathetic limburger truly undeniably

pathetic but

now if you have no other damaging

evidence to submit i shall carry out the

sentence wait your great ghastlinesses

my minion has just brought me new

evidence

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not more excuses for failure oh not at

all your resplendency of scientific

evidence it seems the last chance garage

sits directly atop a major fissure

leading to the center of the earth if it

is destroyed all of chicago along with

the entirety of its precious resources

will be utterly destroyed beyond the

scope of any of our technology to

harvest the last chance garage must

therefore regrettably

remain unharmed

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very well

incompetence is sometimes its own reward

we will therefore spare your worthless

fins for now but you'd better start

bringing in the rest of chicago on a

timely schedule

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it's true

the last chance really is seated atop a

major fissure

oh

and it's the very fisher from which i

glean my deepest vice those delectable

slime worms oh

a close call indeed

and i demolish that grisly garage as

planned my fat will truly be fried and

perhaps worse my private cache of slime

worms would be distressingly

exterminated

yeah

even in failure i am gloriously

remarkable

hey stout slimy and smelly

it's the litter police what yeah we left

some garbage here and we're sending it

back biker express home is where the

heart is

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it's raining bits of big cheese central

oh i love it when that happens it really

brightens up the whole city don't you

think you guys are the greatest let's

rock and ride

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i believe i shall mark this day on my

calendar

and avoid it next year

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