02x19 - Hickory Dickory Doc

[bunniefuu]

and monday's starting to be more of a

pitch than usual what with these

mysterious craters appearing all around

shaitan pass the turtle axe bro polish

hog out of my way who gave you a ship

move beside her

you go through a can a week all by

yourself

oh

hi charlie darling

yeah just doing our morning calisthenics

babe

no need to explain your neanderthal

behavior to me guys i just stopped by

with your give me your

mail yes oh it's finally here something

to jazz up these modest walls

why am i not surprised all i had to do

was send in one of my wallet-sized

pictures to this place advertising on

the late show and voila voila sounds

more like a riva derchi to have 53 bucks

charged to my garage oops so well you

just can't put a price tag on great art

now can you sweetheart who can argue

with logic like that it's not too small

is it vinnie hmm a little but hey the

wall's only so big

gotta remember to stop by the frame

store later goes you two been playing

hammer tag on the field again whoa

somebody stole the bases and everything

under him gee

i wonder who could be responsible a

certain landlocked salmon comes to mind

time to go dig up some answers while we

rock

and roll

looks like an unwelcoming committee bros

so let's mingle party

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hey time

i'd say these hollow heads just got the

drop on us big times

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oh

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gee three of us six of them we got him

outnumbered let's say we even the odds

showing

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we're here in the old town area of

chicago where renowned archaeologists

have determined that all these

mysterious craters are actually millions

of years old and just moments ago this

peculiar artifact was on earth

one that strangely resembles a

modern-day hard hat

li that's limb burger industries and

that metal bonnet looks just like crease

pits time to hit that old w*r path again

bros all the way to the tower of south

to last some scaly hein

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you seen my hard hat listen you oil film

foul i didn't bring you millions of

years back in time just to play hide and

seek with your dunce cap boy it's a good

thing my head's bolted on but i never

would have found it this morning and why

have you yet to complete that quarry

just done with it as we speak boss you

can take her away any time then get

started on the next pot of soil you

prattling petrol up post haste

carbon carbuncles

you screech my sonorous cheese

stop cavorting around in that time

machine and prepare it for soil

transportation now

oh right away your romantic gouda

gassiness

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headed for the hereafter

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what's up

ah i don't care for the race but the

track is kind of fun you know it seems a

little quiet up in that tubby tuna type

splitting it rosy

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all clear we've been through the whole

place and not a creature is stirring not

even a mouse mighty mickey or martian

i don't know we must have missed

something like this maybe

something tells me this thing is not

exactly your average protagonist

transporter

mystery solved it's a time machine so

contestants under the category of

schemes the question is do you think

limb burger's going into ancient history

and is he scooping dirt right out of

chicago's stone age bingo that correct

answer moves you into the lead vincent

now we gotta stop him boys and the

city's gonna be total before it was even

built

only one thing to do then one battle in

the past tense coming up okay freedom

fighters let's rock and ride into a

space-time continuum paradox oh yeah

down in history i kind of like the sound

of that

oh

how unfortunate those hairball heroes

have discovered my strategy

however

no matter how amon to the guests my

plutakian heritage of politeness

dictates i prepare a suitable albeit

hazardous reception for my visitors

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we just gotta start planning our

entrances better yeah watch out for that

last step ah speaking of step let's hope

this one's from yesterday

mama

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that's what i call whip and tap

easy easy you can't blast an innocent

creature moto we're in his world now

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it's my imagination big fella are you a

little on the hungry side

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yo bros

got a cheesy saurus for you

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let's

ride come on over you toothy tailbacks

come on and stick around

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this stuff is strong

yeah but it's good for dandruff or so

they say

won't the paleontologists have a field

day when they excavate the three of you

in four or five million years

assuming they ever find you

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guys

no question you guys have been here

then where did you go hey

whoa

heavens to mr peabody it's a way back

machine that must be where the guys went

back in time

oh no

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i gotta find the guys

wherever they are

those mice always make this hero stuff

look so much easier than it really is

guys

oh no down

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at least we didn't land in a pile of

feathers hey check this bros the juice

in this fruit is dissolving the tar

then he's gonna let it work into his

scalp for a minute or two first

laughs now big fella but wait till you

see the sheen it leaves behind are you

guys hurt as if we dismiss it

hey charlie nice bail

and nice dude yeah

screams for accessories babe

listen how'd you know your plan would

work i had to find you guys we're

running out of time

starting to bottom out let's just say

the whole city's looking like a jigsaw

puzzle with most of the pieces missing

well then it's time to net a certain

puffed up blowfish

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this one's ready

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oh dear

i sincerely hope that unsightly nation

is not giving me that come hither look

me too boss she's a dog

i haven't the time nor the energy to

expend on spooning

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and he even gets all the goyle's toe

there

comes

get many rowdies it's tail whipping time

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come on guys time to rock that rock fish

hey stay cool charlie girl let the pros

handle this yeah we're licensed bonded

and ready to rock

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and i'll thank you to remember that

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here have yourself a blast

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am so sick and tired of those mice

always leaving me out of everything

all right girl let's show them

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don't sh**t sweetheart we're all yours

whether i like it or not huh

imagine that's where we'll find old finn

fanny let's go kick some hella butt

shall we

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there must be something dangerous on the

other side

just the way we like it still

something tells me maybe we should

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what

what what are you guys looking at

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hey

that's a brachiosaurus

sorry charlie ma'am my earth history's

rest here in my right arm they're

herbivores moto vegetarians hey i think

charlie's right

check it out a leaf eater hey sweetheart

good for you

and me

she likes me yeah well her brain's about

the size of a walnut too

time to get down

hey

sorry charlie don't want to make the big

girl jealous

ready boys it's tail riding time

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went through there time to take that

buzz cycle out of commission

yeah this ought to make a nice big hole

and take the ground right out from under

the last jed's

push the garage in okay my little love

boy

now see what happened you went and

k*lled the engine

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you guys are the heroes save her you

know there's something vaguely

resembling a woman in that buzz cycle

suggestions bros yeah leave it to the

fin man i got just the ticket

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remember me taco bread

catch me if you can

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oh yeah you'll be rocking out big time

oh boy he's gonna take some mammoth

aspirin for that founded headache

speaking a headache

i say it's time to blast that vile pile

of cheese mold right out of bedrock

let's ride

i mean it's not like men are any smarter

than us

but it's inherent in our natures to let

them think they are

maybe we're to blame

i mean in some ways we actually nurture

their adolescent behaviors we let them

do anything

you deleterious don't

you call michael cheese globule it's

time to end our little excursion into

this land where dinosaurs rule per your

sagacious instructions your aromatic

ripeness

i've set the time travel controls to

automatically self-destruct once we've

escaped

splendid

now those ruinous rats will be stranded

here in the past never to grieve me

again

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garage will be in the future get your

hideous hide up here on the yeah

you winkless oil slick get in that time

machine

now

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oh they booked out of here but not

without closing the door behind him the

controls are slagged can you fix it bro

yeah but i'd feel better if charlie were

handling it so would i

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watch closely and you just might be

impressed

let's see right about here i'll power

this rock real nicely

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operation refill is rack stacked and

packed

oh hey charlie oh i forgot we got 10

seconds till this whole place blows 10

seconds ah you expect me to work

miracles five seconds

three two

one even though my brilliant plan was

cut tragically short of completion i

trust chicago shall never recover

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there's one for the age as well guys you

betcha oh there's something about seeing

the bottom drop out of all cheese

wedgies property values makes for a

truly fine conclusion to an altogether

exciting day well let's say we top it

off with a binge of steaming hot dogs

and frosty root beer the best idea i've

heard in oh i don't know four or five

million years oh

last one in the dog cart is a rotten

plutocain as if there were any other

kinds

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