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02x24 - Lake Michi-Gone

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Biker Mice from Mars". Aired: September 19, 1993 – February 24, 1996.*
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Show follows three anthropomorphic mice motorcyclists named Throttle, Modo, and Vinnie who escape a w*r on their home planet Mars before arriving to rebel on the Earth against the species that destroyed their homeland and to one day return to Mars.

02x24 - Lake Michi-Gone

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power smash

heads up

guys

oh hey bros you're out of bounds oh

charlie girl you might want to think

about stepping aside sweetheart what so

now you think i can't cook

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thank you thank you

sorry charlie seems i got a little over

pumped hey is that dog for me why not i

think you're first cousins

if you'll pardon me

where you going charlie i'm going for a

swim to wash off this goop what about

these

never mind i think i'm catching up some

lunch right now

damn this is a big one holy moly johnny

don't dive

oh

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uh

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lunch break's over bros

[Applause]

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nice dive charlie girl olympic caliber

oh yeah definitely no splash on that

entry yeah well i give you a 5.2 for the

rescue effort though you cut it a little

close for my comfort

hot shot oh my degree of difficulty i'm

just making an exciting sweetheart

check it out bros

oh man what a smell

looks like limb burger's been using this

pond as his own personal toxic waste

dump oh no wonder i wasn't catching

squat

i smell a pluturkian slime ball at the

other end of this drain yeah maybe more

than one

look why don't we just pay him a little

surprise visit and check his pipes nespa

oh man

let's old stink breath while with water

that nasty anyway

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trace of toxicity

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a faintly vetted finish and

an appallingly accurate

aftertaste deliciously disgusting and

excellent vintage plutarch will love it

well done my dear doctor

thank you your monstrosity

i don't get it boss what are we gonna do

with all this slimy water you see dear

boy my home planet of protag is in the

throes of a dreadful depth of gourmet

drinking water yeah yeah so so

dear dr demented's new high volume

pumping device i shall drain the liquid

from this planet and ship it on to

protoc as designer drinking water

labelled limburger's perilous mineral

water and all at a tidy little

profit you have my permission to exalt

in the sheer poetic symmetry of it all

chairman

i'm

calling to congratulate me on my genius

no doubt

limburger so stinky to see you but why

hello your lord i'm in a bit of a hurry

so let's get on with the traditional

greeting shall we of course your

flatulence

you do the abhorrent greeting i can't

bear the humiliation again

boy oh boy i always wanted to do that

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i'm calling to congratulate you on your

genius you are by i mean who hell of

course you are yes we just can't keep up

with the demand for your perilous water

here on plutarch i'm increasing our

order for today immediately marvelous by

64 000 times boom

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yes your fragrance of course and

limburger um we prefer the shipment be

ready today oh guaranteed your slimy

superiority

hmm at any rate only one choice presents

itself

lake michigan we'll simply add our own

precious pollutants as we drain it let

us now depart in order to initiate

operation

splashback a brilliant grandmother and

greece dear boy if you would please

please

just this once keep those biker mice out

of my way

boys

please

you're scaring the fish

i'm through having that pollutant pipe

messing with my sanities yeah heroes

don't get time and a half well bros the

best way to get action is to take our

complaints straight to the top

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hmm nobody home maybe we should have

phoned ahead check this out bros by the

looks of this map limburger's next water

heist will be lake michigan lake

michigan that's the best fishing hole

the side of the big dipper

get a load of this that sore salmon is

bottling his own booty

let's rock and ride

hey guys oh rikki's is planning on

completely draining lake michigan i'll

be right there no dice charlie but i i

would we'll take care of limb burgers

plumbing ourselves no dice huh

yeah right if what happened at the pond

happens to lake michigan there's some

real special equipment needed whether

they think so or not

cool

looks like we got here in time yeah

we're good at that aren't we everything

still looks okay

hey just a mice

i got nothing against wearing shades but

this fashion statement says overkill oh

my arm cannons bent

goodbye voyage

rodents

i got a sinking feeling in my stomach

bros

[Applause]

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stay cool bros these helmets were

designed for deep space remember yeah

loaded for bear and equipped with

factory air hey

i'm pretty easier already

oh

i was right

your pathetically startled expressions

were well worth my being here

don't look so surprised

my mammalian mice a plutarchy after all

is a denizen of the deep a fish if you

will whenever it's convenient like now

for instance

[Laughter]

we'd

uncle and yours with mr davey jones

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hydrofoil mode bros

let's rock

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and roll

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now that we've drowned those rebel

wraths you may engage the switch doctor

at once your dairy despicable

you boys up to whipping some blue turkey

and tail like you have to ask me

[Applause]

this puddle pattern is becoming a bad

habit with us bros

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yo bros

[Applause]

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hey amigos check this out looks like

some other planet yeah

after the two tarkians have paid a

little visit

come on

we gotta cut the big cheese wheel a new

slice man this blood's thicker than

plutarchy and slime mucus in january

oh that mud cake mices is heading for

the boss's drain pipe

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how much longer doctor before the last

litres of water are transported to the

space holding then hmm

just a few moments your churlish cheesy

mess excellent work carbuncle this calls

for a modicum of self-aggrandizement

oh it's you

very well then

oh i think not

kindly dispense with the tedious

formalities your high stinkiness what

how dare you we'd best get to business

right away

um have you changed your decaying mind

about your perilous water order i

of course not timber

not now my dear boy can't you say i'm

reveling in my insubordination ah the

order is

ready of course and happily some

meddling my soo have disturbed

distribution in the past have been set

aside as well

go away

rock and ride rock and roll shut up

might i suggest that you join me for a

refreshing draft of genuine limburgus

perilous water here on earth you say

about um

six ish no no no no no

that would be

most enjoyable limburger till then

no buts you overfed oligarch

now respect what good news do you have

to further glorify my glorious day oh

to tell um boys those stinking biker

mice they're on their way here oh what

those ridiculous rodents should be marsh

gas by now

carbuncle

my dear desiccating doctor our little

operation seems to be suffering from a

verb in infestation

exterminate them

right away your odious overripeness

i know just the villain for such a

slippery situation

mudfish murdock the most fearsome fish

in the water-based galaxy

keep rotting bros we're almost clear my

bike's too cool for this kind of dirty

work we need a tractor or a bulldozer or

something like

like what he's right

oh mama what a great yo

i'm here representing the inevitable

forward march progress progress which

today will be marching directly over you

oh no

evasive maneuvers now

my mama always said i'd make my mark on

the world but i never thought it'd be a

trademark

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yes

this spot to make a right pretty

location for my mud and motor

manufacturing

looks bad for the good guys good for the

bad guys hey over here

charlie let's sh**t her a line but she's

heard all my best ones oh well here goes

uh the true meaning of victory to

flatten your enemies to hear them crush

beneath your monster tires to hear the

lamentations of their women folk

sh**t this your job's a piece of mud

cage

yeah

can i crank her what

but you can't run

good timing charlie girl

thanks

guys we got some work to do

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every last one of them well

there just might be a little sport

involved

after all

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[Applause]

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oh

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man i really hate sticking around for

these groundbreaking ceremonies

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that's right nice and high and we can

rock out

yo

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well hush my puppies

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hey thanks for the assist vincent hey it

was my turn anyway oh looks like our

friend here got an early retirement

hope he qualifies for medicare well

let's go divine for that missing water

bros

don't mention it guys don't mention it

well bros i think this is where we'll

get to the bottom of things well at

least this time we'll be controlling the

descent downwind it onward

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tapped into the city's drainage system

hey we got stink burger tower dead ahead

that's right that must be where that

flabby flounder has his pumping station

let's rock

no entry well that's a personal

invitation in my book

well well look who's decided to grace us

with a little visit

uninvited as usual okay fondue breath we

want lake michigan as you wish

or doctor

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oh well done doctor

now make ready his billiards bilgewater

nest lord kamen bear will be arriving at

any instant to inspect the beverage

hey bros we're gonna have to think of a

plan to empty this space lake

whoa

check the view big tank so loaded we're

floating at low orbit that's right

right over the lake bed awesome

hey let's drain this bathtub

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[Applause]

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[Applause]

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a scintillating repugnance oh well done

limburger why thank you your benevolent

malevolence

but before we finalize this in any

future deliveries perhaps this would be

a good opportunity to discuss my long

overlooked promotion

why uh yes yes of course limburger yes i

quite thought so

i wonder what's taking the guys so long

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[Applause]

the galaxy

this is not my idea of a good time

you guys just always find the most

interesting ways to get things done it's

part of our charm sweetheart you know we

better plug up that drain no problem

oh dear oh my god

oh boy

[Applause]

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um i don't suppose that aforementioned

promotion is still

anything resembling a possibility or

insidiousness

why of course limburger in recognition

of your recent rank insubordination and

general incompetence i hereby promote

you vice president in charge of drawing

my backside

now get to it

yes your wholesome proudness oh turn

that camera off please

thank you

now

somebody get me an antacid

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