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02x26 - Pwetty Wady

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Biker Mice from Mars". Aired: September 19, 1993 – February 24, 1996.*
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Show follows three anthropomorphic mice motorcyclists named Throttle, Modo, and Vinnie who escape a w*r on their home planet Mars before arriving to rebel on the Earth against the species that destroyed their homeland and to one day return to Mars.

02x26 - Pwetty Wady

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at one last i will have my revenge and

ruin my reprehensible arch rival

prepare to destroy the wimburger towers

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commence firewing

what

who dares disturb the slumber of

lawrence

i want the smell of a sneak attack at

midnight

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there goes the neighborhood where's that

incoming coming in from the lake

beach to the beach bros let's rock

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hey

it's lindbergh's fish-based arch rival

from detroit that napoleon bree clown

wow and argue with his methods or his

motivation but a stray shell could miss

lindberger's tower and seriously impact

on the local yoke of blows so we gotta

can that cannon let's take our best shot

from the shoreline let's run

isn't those miserable martian marmosets

caught in the old squeeze play a lovely

chance to eliminate both those wag tag

rodents and wimbergo in a masterful goop

de guass

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oh mama they got some serious seagulls

on this beach

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mars

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oh

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i'd say this place is not exactly the

ideal spot for this midnight beach party

yeah well no dune ranger from detroit's

gonna kick sand in my face

hey

save some of those motorcity meatheads

for me big fella

[Music]

oh

this is perfection itself absolutely

undeniable

while bringing these rangers as bumps

and black mice are busy entertaining

each other my own henchmen can destroy

them both i must prepare to be

personally present as witness to my

penultimate triumph

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just like skipping grenades on the

canals back home in mars time to dump

that loose cannon into the drink bros

hit your hydrofoil surf's up and freeze

going down coward

mammoth uh

charge

okay mr lim

the g*ons is ready to go in for the k*ll

he's gonna munch and moiterize him oh

excellent stand ready for my commands

ah

victory is so sweet so

savory so annoyingly infrequent

i need to retweet

but better safe than sorry

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not

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oh yes as expected

[Applause]

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no sign of that bonkers bonehead breed

you know this ship doesn't seem to be

sinking

[Music]

details those black whiting rodents

whacked everything i'm so depressed

ah well

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no no

far too good looking i'm afraid

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ugh too pretty disgustingly wealthy

nice and repulsive

oh

my god

my suffering sacrament oh

my aching arches

oh it's a only job trying to ruin

wimberger i wish i had someone will wish

to share my dreams of revenge

could it be yes at last my prayers are

answered

you beautiful creature

what me love you

i would do anything to make you mine

what are you

oh

really

anything

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oh i suggest you stick to science doctor

your taste in clothing is abominable

these vermilion flowers are a perfect

match for my ruby red lips the delivery

guy brought some more posies boys what

again what i should read the latest card

boys um proceed uh

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a niece after some skillfully deceptive

maneuvering on my part bree thinks i do

and he also thinks that i am her

with typical conniving a plum i am

taking full advantage of bree's

misguided infatuation

i told him that someday i gwendolyn will

inherit my uncle lawrence lindbergh's

entire estate including his territory of

chicago so now of course he wishes to

make me his betrothed oh

that's great boss i'm so happy for yous

could i come to the wedding bus

maybe be best mate of honor huh you

lubricated lockhead

for that subtle manipulation of bree's

foolish heart there won't be a wedding

but a funeral

a double funeral as a matter of fact for

napoleon bree and the biker mice

[Laughter]

a toast to the prettiest lady in the

cosmos i want to marry you oh

alas my uncle lawrence would never

approve her matrimonial alliance strike

a boy for women's whites don't tell him

but napoleon my little custard filled

pastry how can i be totally confident

that your romantic sentiments are truly

genuine oh they are they are my worth is

to then prove i approve it for you i

will swim to deepest ocean climb the

highest mountain oh you pinheaded silly

i was contemplating a less arduous

demonstration of your devotion

just bring me those nasty ol bachmas as

the decorations for the world's largest

wedding cake

our wedding cake

hmm if it's rodents you want it's won't

you've got

[Laughter]

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heads up bros oh too late for breaks

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somehow i don't think the chicago

transit authority is responsible for

that piece of road white you are won't

it was i napoenboi your days as freedom

fighters are over

[Applause]

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oh man but there's one thing i hate is

being dribbled so what do you say we

slam dunk this little napoleon your

ducking days are history qualm chasers

time to swallow the bitter taste of

defeat vika mice

eat this

waitress get off your waisty wumps and

take them prisoner

i'd love to stay at your party breezy

but this just isn't my kind of crowd

i'll make the excuses and i'll plan our

eggs

getting out of control

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now we're cooking

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what a shocking display of poor driving

skills

this is our stop bros

mass transit fighter my style

i know it's not my place to say my

punching punt into cheesecakeyness but

oh my you really must stop biting your

nails and these cuticles

nasty nasty nasty up just dip in there

boss the mouse is uncapturated

give me that telephone

hello hello i mean

hello

gwendolyn my love of wolves i was just

wondering

when are you going to bring me those

biker mice you promised you handsome

hunk halibut you

do not worry what we wonder when i will

bring you to rodents i promise

reinforcements are arriving white this

billy instinct

now that's what i call air pollution

yeah threatening skies if i ever seen

them

[Music]

this certainly livens things up time to

show our motor city guest house shy town

parties i told you this devious disguise

would defeat that diminutive deviate

from detroit get me out of this dress we

have just been given a perfect

opportunity to launch operation roof

razor

now you're pumped to hunker burning

cheddar nests while free is still in

napoleon bree and the biker mice are

totally occupied in that little

diversionary chase i so cleverly

arranged

may i remind your cheesiness that the

chase must eventually end oh what does

it matter the mice could destroy bree or

breeze forces destroy them in either

case i fittingly emerge as victor

now doctor let us learn if your latest

invention is

in plundering chicago as you predicted

[Music]

oh

excellent work doctor superb

operation roof razor is performing as

promised oh thank you thank you thank

you your man

[Music]

chicago real estate is really going

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attention my dune wages let us play

three minutes i finally twacked those

little twits but here is the big

question

what would make my gwendolyn love me the

most if i bought into her half a wife or

completely

unalive

[Laughter]

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i know

i will have you frozen that way you

three repulsive rodents will make

sparkling decorations on top of our

wedding cake one of them will be really

impressed

wait right there

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well wait you just ate in my vocabulary

yeah let's pop this package

[Applause]

no use easy easy big fella don't hurt

yourself let's just chill and see what

this is all about let me speak to

gwendolyn please she ain't here but i

simply must speak to her immediately hey

don't you listen to english the lady

ain't here i have the present she's

expecting if she doesn't get it she'll

be furious and then she maybe won't want

to marry me

my heart will break it had a broken

heart

my first love angela armpit

she broke my heart she broke my nose

painful memory

oh please i've worked so hard for this

precious moment i have to find gwendolyn

okay

i knows where you're coming from pal

there's someone who would know where to

find you

try to corner doing lake follow me we

are taking our prisoners to my

soon-to-be bb-12 when doing

onward in the name of what

oh

i believe i will elevate that brick

building over there next but but your

future pungentness that's an orphanage

wonderful

then there won't be any unhappy parents

writing snivelly letters to the

newspapers

what

you sent free here looking for grand

dylan you don't you dollared you dimwit

sorry boss i got you soft spot in my

head for the love lunatic

please

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and go shopping for a new girdle

can you help me i'm looking for my

weighty worth the exquisite with

gwendolyn burger

here i am happy

whoa my dream approaches

look gwendolyn i want you a wedding

present who is that what is that oh

that's the ultimate blind date

she's wearing limburger's underwear

oh you're right

frost dress city

hey i'd know that stinky cheese print

anywhere

oh yo bros that is limb burger now at

wrong west we can be married no no no i

have proved my worth to you now you

prove your worth to me what set a date

no yes no yes no yes no yes no no no

i've had just about enough field study

on the bizarre mating habits of

plutarchy yeah it could turn your

stomach then i

you're jealous

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don't worry my fair gwendolyn i will

protect you

dude rangers up what await those women's

[Music]

success at last my long-awaited

extermination of those meddling martian

mammals is about to transpire

[Music]

too slick for that trick this is what

you might call a martian mouse sandwich

yeah triple decker with two slices of

oat loaf on either side

okay bros as practiced

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objective and more importantly safely

protected viewpoint

we're doing when don't we

while the battle between my two

adversaries continues i will seize the

opportunity to elevate yet a few more

high rises oh brilliant idea

well then hand me the control box but

you had it last year discourteous

i did

50 60

then where is it

[Music]

binders keepers what do you mean you

didn't construct a backup control unit

are you all right let me embrace you

once you jiggle a joystick on a martian

video game you can master anything

time to raise that sorry stilton spirits

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wonderful i feel myself quoting no

not my tower no no miserable moles lower

this landmark immediately ah what the

heck since he asked so nicely

oh

blaster

we're at trash but look on the bright

side gwendolyn we are together forever

let me web issue with my whoa

no

go away

stop it keep your hands to yourself

i love a strong woman

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